C88

Chapter 88 - A handful of mouse poop

Hearing her words, Li Yue felt as if a mouthful of blood was stuck in his throat.

"Pah, anyone can talk to me like that, but only you, Xia Han, can. Why does your IQ dislike me! "

Li Yue said angrily, his face was full of contempt for her, but the two of them were not facing each other, and there was a phone between them, so he could not see his phone.

Even if he turned his face away, Xia Han would not be able to see it.

"You're right, my IQ is indeed not high." Xia Han replied very indifferently.

This time, it was Li Yue who was stunned, he never thought that Xia Han would actually answer him like that.

Although Xia Han knew her own limitations and would tell others that she was retarded when she was in the wrong, she had never admitted that she was stupider than Li Yue.

After all, in her eyes, in terms of intelligence, Li Yue was the one who deserved to be crushed, and was one of the people at the bottom of the food chain.

No matter how retarded she was, she was still a figure that could be suppressed by Li Yue.

"You finally understand the reality. You have a lower IQ than me." Li Yue immediately recovered his confidence, and snorted coldly, as though he had grabbed onto some important weakness of Xia Han, and his entire mood became a lot better.

"I admit that my IQ isn't high, but I'm sure it's higher than yours. I have a strong foundation, and it's even more professional than expert certification. "

"Pah! You're trying to trick me again, aren't you? If you have any basis, then say it. Don't talk about those useless things, for example, I can't do this if you can have children." You want all men to be like that. "

Li Yue spat at his phone once again. He guessed that if Xia Han was standing in front of him, she would definitely be sprayed all over the face.

After all, Li Yue was someone who could easily change his emotions. He sat on his own sofa, crossed his legs, and completely put on a noble look, as if he wanted to hear what Xia Han had to say.

"You can even think of such a thing as having children, but you won't believe me even if I say that you are retarded." I'll just say one, once I get to Fish Baby, will you be able to kill him? "

Xia Han was half lying on the bed, she had also raised one of her legs, completely enjoying the world.

However, she didn't want to get up at all. Her twisted ankle still hurt. She probably wouldn't be able to go out today.

She definitely had to get stronger. In the future, if those blind scum wanted to sleep, she could just directly use a move to pick up their Yin Legs and end their line of descent.

Not only would he not be able to sleep with her, he would also be unable to sleep with cats and dogs. From then on, he would have a period of abstinence.

Of course, if those scum had no moral integrity and could not sleep after they lifted their shady legs, they could still let people sleep.

Xia Han was a person with a scary divergent mindset. Normally, he would be able to catch a glimpse of her from the time he chatted with her.

Right now, she was talking to Li Yue on the phone, and her mind was in a mess thinking about a lot of things.

"Wait, what did you say? You finally arrived at Great God Chu and you slept? "Since when, I haven't heard anything from you before. Is it just last night?"

Li Yue started to panic in the wind as he shouted at the top of his lungs.

Fortunately, he was home today and did not report in at the company. Otherwise, if he shouted loudly, the entire village would know that Xia Han and Chu Yu were together.

"Did he sleep when he kissed me?" Xia Han replied calmly.

However, when she said this, her words were unclear, as if something was stuffed into her mouth.

"Holy shit, you have no moral integrity. Can you not be so detailed? Are you sleeping or not? "

"If you're talking about rolling around naked, no." During the time that she was speaking, Li Yue could vaguely hear something in her mouth.

"Creak creak" made people's ears hurt, Li Yue heaved a sigh of relief.

"Let me tell you, men don't have any good things to eat. You better keep him in suspense, otherwise you'll easily be injured. "

Li Yue started to think carefully on Xia Han's behalf, afraid that Xia Han would feel wronged.

After all, Chu Yu's status was very high now, and he had been in the circle for so long, he must have had a big stomach.

Xia Han was still in her second year, and looked like she had a lot of fans. As long as she stayed cold for half a year, there would be very few people who could remember who she was.

This circle was just as cruel, especially for the highly accomplished movie emperors, they were in love with each other once they started dating. This was an unequal relationship.

If Xia Han suffered from something, she could only hold it in. After all, with her little bit of cultivation, she couldn't beat the old cunning fox Chu Yu.

"Isn't Fish Baby your god? "Why do you suspect his character so much?"

Xia Han frowned, she really did not understand how Li Yue could change his mind so quickly.

Previously, if Xia Han had said a few bad things about Chu Yu in front of her, it would be like igniting a barrel of explosives, he definitely would not let her go.

But this time, Xia Han told Li Yue that she was with Chu Yu. Li Yue was first surprised, then she reminded her to be on guard.

"It's not the same. I'm a man, of course I know men. When a man was being the chick's male god and when he was being her boyfriend, there were two completely different faces. Of course it's good when you're chasing someone and you're in love, but if you're not happy and you want to break up, you'll probably change your appearance from head to toe, just like a stranger. "

Li Yue pursed his lips, his face had a look of disapproval, clearly showing that he understood the despicable nature of men.

"Well, I guess you're right. Whoever loves more will get hurt even more. "

Xia Han nodded, but her attitude was indifferent.

"Tsk, what have you been eating since just now? Always smacking your lips. Do you eat sh * t?"

Li Yue had endured it for a long time. When he thought about how Xia Han loved to eat and eat, and how it was so easy for him not to film and rest at home, he started to indulge himself.

However, Xia Han's way of eating seemed endless. After finishing one bag, there was another, and it was unknown when it would end.

"You guessed it right. I was just eating shit."

Xia Han replied very indifferently. Upon hearing her reply, Li Yue almost choked on her saliva.

"Xia Han, can you not disgust me? How are you going to kiss a male god after eating sh * t like that? Let him eat sh * t with you, don't you have any shame? "

Xia Han cut her off, "It was bought for me through a circle. She said that she especially liked to eat this when she was young. The common name was mouse poop, and the school name was Chen Pi Luo Han Guo. "I stuffed them all in one gulp, my saliva was going to go sour from them."

She explained in detail to Li Yue and also gave a common name and a school name, which sounded very lofty.

"Big Sis, all you have to do is eat a spicy chicken candy, and you even gave it to me for half a day." That's what kids like to eat, it's not clean. "

Li Yue impatiently interrupted her words. It was obvious that he was not interested in what she was saying.

"Pei, you're the spicy chicken, you're the spicy chicken. You dare to say that my sugar is a spicy chicken, Fatty, you've become braver! "

Xia Han immediately jumped up from the bed. If Li Yue was standing in front of her, she would definitely step on his face.

No matter what, she could not say anything about her snacks. This was a matter of principle, and her snacks definitely could not be tainted.

"Fine, fine, fine. I was wrong. Your mouse sh * t is super delicious."

"It has always been this way. To think that it could even open the stomach and strengthen the spleen!"

Xia Han snorted, listening to Li Yue's change of words, she finally let him go.

"It's more than just opening the stomach and strengthening the spleen. It's simply a miraculous elixir of immortality. The clairaudient is only a matter of minutes!"

Li Yue immediately curled his lips, exaggerating according to her words.

"Scram, why don't you say next time that I'm retarded? I can go to Fish Baby, he confesses to me eighty times every day, loves me so much. Our Fish Baby is handsome, considerate, and likeable. Tsk tsk, as both men, what is worse than Fish Baby is not only your looks and figure, but also your reduced intelligence. "

Xia Han shouted angrily. It was obvious that she was angry from the embarrassment.

This was something she could not tolerate. Her family's Fish Baby was so good, Li Yue did not understand anything and dared to spout nonsense.

"Alright, as long as you are happy. Since you are still so lively, I am relieved. The company just called me and asked me to come over, probably to scold me again. I might even call you over later to prepare you mentally. "

Upon hearing the word "company", Xia Han immediately frowned, obviously she did not like MNs.

No matter who was forced to follow the unwritten rules, they would not be happy.

And that night, in total was too ugly. Xia Han was a dog with a face, she definitely could not sleep with a man who looked so obscene. She was fat and big ears, and felt that she was no different than hugging a pig.

Thinking about hugging the pig to sleep, Xia Han couldn't help but shiver. It was simply too scary, and she couldn't bear it anymore.

"Can I not go? There was almost no one with good looks on the company's board of directors. Even though the other party was an old man, he was still very elegant. Even though there were truly people wearing clothes, he would not drop his waistcoat. But the MN is too much, gathering all the wretched middle-aged Old man together, it's simply too stinging! "

Xia Han had always liked to use these online vocabulary. Sometimes, even if she didn't standard her words, she would still want to use all of them.

"No, you should go and show yourself. You have to consider the consequences after you beat him up. Last night, after we finished fighting, you boldly said that you wanted to let these people have a taste of the consequences of failure, but now you have submitted.

Li Yue was so angry that he almost vomited blood, Xia Han did something similar that made him vomit blood countless times.

Furthermore, he had been conflicted over and over again over this matter. Even mentioning it once would have infuriated him.

"Alright, I'll think about it when they let me go."

Xia Han reluctantly agreed, but hearing her tone, it was also filled with unwillingness, as though she was looking for an excuse to escape.

Li Yue wore a stern face, and already did not know what to say.

"Eat your rat poop. I am so angry that my liver hurts. If I were to say a few more words to you, I would explode."

In the end, Li Yue was so angry that he directly hung up the phone, afraid that he would hear more nonsense from Xia Han and would go through his phone to call someone.