Chapter 70: Mommy And Problem

'If it was mother... Fuck!'

Alwyn cursed under his breath, his frustration boiling over.

'I need to deal with that little runt. He's even managed to turn the stupid Maximus against me. And what the hell is it with really hot women who's falling for dumbasses like him?'

Alwyn couldn't wrap his head around why someone like Sable, a dark elf who was practically royalty in 'his' world, would settle for someone as goofy as Maximus.

I mean, just look at her! She was a goddess, a woman who could give his own mother a run for her money in terms of beauty and assets.

It boggled his mind why she'd choose a buffoon like Maximus over someone else.

Sure, his mother's might've been a tad looser compared to Sable's, but damn, they both had bodies built for fucking.

I mean, seriously, his mother's ass cheeks jiggled like jelly with just a slap.

It was enough to make Alwyn's mouth water just thinking about it.

Every damn person in the castle had a thing for his mother.

It was like wherever she went, there was always some poor soul hovering around, eager to fulfill her every whim.

And she knew it too, oh yeah.

She was well aware of all the hungry gazes she attracted, and she dressed the part, flaunting her assets like a queen on her throne.

And he could kinda understand it, you know?

I mean, at her age, she must've been craving some attention.

Especially with his old man practically impotent and only giving a damn about the estate.

It's no wonder she'd want a little action on the side.

And even in her prime, he couldn't wrap his head around why she'd settle for his old man.

I mean, come on, she must've been an absolute firecracker in her younger days.

And it's the same damn story with Sable.

She's young, vibrant, and full of life, and yet she's chosen to shack up with some dumbass.

'Damn! Who the fuck designed this stupid ass trees? Whoever they are, they should be fired from the company.'

Kaisen couldn't help but marvel at the difference between the game and reality.

In the game, who gave a damn about random-ass trees?

The screen hardly ever showed the tops of them, after all.

But here, in the real world, surrounded by these towering behemoths, it was a whole different story.

It was like stepping into a living, breathing masterpiece—a world beyond anything the game could ever hope to capture.

With the branches so tightly intertwined, the forest interior was cast into deep shadow.

Combined with the overcast weather outside, it was growing increasingly dim within the forest.

The only sources of light were the narrow gaps between the branches, and even those provided only a faint glimmer of illumination.

The absence of any sound, save for the eerie creaking of the trees in the wind, was deeply unsettling.

Just moments ago, before they entered the forest, they had been surrounded by a cacophony of animal noises—the chirping of birds, the bleating of goats, the oinking of pigs, and more.

But here?

It was as if all life had been sucked from the air.

Like precisely the moment they took a step in the forest, the world went blind and mute.

All they could hear now was the dull thud of their steeds' hooves on the soft grasslands beneath them.

It felt like they had entered a different dimension altogether, one where the rules of the natural world no longer applied.

Something was definitely not right in this forest.

And something was indeed wrong with the forest.

Then, all of a sudden, Sable, who was leading the party, pulled her stallion to a sudden halt and looked up.

Sensing her urgency, the rest of the party instinctively followed suit, their eyes drawn upward to behold the sight that had seized Sable's attention.

What they saw was...