Chapter 211 – A Lesson Learned.
Great Friend
So... how is everyone's day going? I hope not as fucking awful as mine...
Tsuchimi
Pretty good actually! I just went on lunch with my coworkers, and we're having buffalo chicken wraps at this cute little bistro!
Great Friend
Ok, let me ask this again...How is everyone's day going, who isn't living it up in Dumetor...
BlueDog
Not exactly great... but I guess not bad, at least compared to some people I know.
Black Box
I had some lady throw a shoe at me at work, so I've had better. Fucking thing left a nice red mark on my leg...
Sagara
I just got fired today because I'm a safety hazard. So I'm about five seconds from making Libra look like a fucking joke.
Great Friend
Oh damn... was it because of your powers?
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No, it was because of my pretty smile... (sarcasm)
Black Box
I'm impressed they had the guts to fire you. I'd be terrified of pissing off the six-foot-tall woman whose hands are registered as lethal weapons. (Please don't kill me...)
Sagara
I was two seconds from nuking the building with a single punch, but I decided to be better than that... Seriously I went through all that hell to get my CPA, and now I've got nothing... Also, you're already dead.
BlackBox
WHAT?!?
Akagi
Did someone say Libra 2 Electric boogaloo?
Blue Dog
Ah yes, trouble herself has arrived...
Akagi
I'm just happy to be here :)
Hishya
Akagi, don't aggravate them...
Akagi
But it's fun! I like riling them up and getting them all excited!
Sagara
Fun for everyone who hasn't had their lives turned upside down...
Akagi
I mean, you can just come here and hang out at my place. At least people won't cause you problems anymore, not to mention we have free cookies! ;)
Blue Dog
I don't really want to become one of your minions.
Purple Rose
Yeah, you've already tamed the dragon. So do you really need more of us?
Hishya
I swear to god, Mina...
Akagi
Now, now. Don't go making the pet angry. She tends to mess the carpet when she gets excited.
Hishya
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Eris
Poor Hishya, it must be so hard being leashed by the Demon Lord. Though the scales we farm from her hide are nice.
Ayame
Yeah, I even heard she lives in a dog house and drinks from a water bowl!
Blue Dog
Dang, I never knew Hishya was into that kind of play.
Hishya
Keep it up, but remember @Blue Dog. I know where you live.
Blue Dog
NO PLEASE! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY DRAGON LORD! I KNOW NOT WHAT I HAVE SAID!
Kaori
Mighty Dragon lord, and also cuddly lizard. At least according to Kana...
Hishya
Give me a moment. I need to go kill two idiots.
Hishya has logged out.
Akagi
Well, RIP Kana and Kaori.
Purple Rose.
Shouldn't you stop her?
Akagi
Why would I do that? This is far more entertaining.
Purple Rose.
Oh wait, forgive me. I forgot that this was you we were talking about. My mistake, for a moment I thought you were a kind and caring person.
Akagi
An understandable mistake, you are forgiven.
Akagi
Good thing I don't need to eat, so I just tossed it onto the other side of the planet.
Mixu
I'm just now imagining some poor person getting whacked with a plate of wet food out of nowhere.
Akagi
Hey vampy, catch!
Blue Dog
She's not really gonna throw something and hit Mixu all the way from Kyoto... right?
Mixu
Oh, she fucking just did...
Sagara
What was it?
Mixu
I don't wanna say...
Akagi
I threw a dog treat at her.
Hishya
LMFAO!
Mixu
I hate you...
Purple Rose
That's some aim.
After a bit more teasing and discussion, Akagi logged off the group forum and decided to check out what Hishya did to her sister and Kaori.
"Well, well, well. Look what the Dragon dragged in." Akagi laughed as she looked at the hilarious picture of Kana and Kaori tied to the trunk of one of the trees at the estate. Each girl was bound with a very strong rope, and around their necks hang a small sign with a bit of writing. Kana's said I Spread Lies, while Kaori's said I Repeat Lies. Clearly, the Dragon did not appreciate her embarrassing habits being spread to the wider world.
"Please untie us..." Kana said with a defeated voice.
"I don't know..." Akagi cackled. "I might just leave you there for a few more hours."
"I need to go to the bathroom..." Kaori squeaked and her face contorted in pain.
"Just break out. I'm sure you could if you tried." Akagi was still laughing at her sister.
"That was the first thing I did, and it didn't work." Kana sighed. "This isn't normal rope. Hishya said they were made of some monster's hair."
"Oh yeah, Nayral rope! it's tougher than tungsten." Akagi chuckled as she walked over and ripped the rope apart.
"BATHROOM!" Kaori ran at full speed into the closest building, kicking up a dust cloud behind her a she ran.
"She was probably about five minutes from exploding." Kana sighed. "She just had lunch right before Hishya tied us up, and a very big helping of water."
{I need to give that girl such a verbal lashing for spilling the beans! Don't go dragging me down with you, Kaori!} (Kana)
"You really need to learn your lesson, Kana." Akagi smirked. "That Dragon is more than capable of paying you back for your actions."
"She goes overboard. I only told Kaori a little." Kana grinned, she thought it might have been worth it to see Hishya embarrassed.
"You see, ordinarily, I would condemn spreading embarrassing information about people just to see them squirm." Akagi started cackling. "But since it's Hishya, I will hold my tongue."
"Listen, if I told you half the embarrassing things that lizard does, she'd probably bury herself in a hole and never come out." Kana cackled as well.
{Onee-chan isn't the only one who likes pets!} (Kana)
"I wouldn't doubt it. For all her high and mighty attitude, the little Dragon is quite the cute little thing." Akagi continued. "In FWO, she frequented a special little cafe that had all kinds of fluffy monsters and creatures you could play with. Not to mention she liked the giant fluffy beds you could jump on."
"I'd believe it!" Kana nodded along. "Her pillow hoard is probably her favorite thing, but she loves anything cute, fluffy, and adorable."
"Which is why she has struggled to keep herself from petting me." Akagi laughed.
"I know, right!" Kana agreed. "She thinks she's slick, but everyone can tell that she's dying on the inside when you go cat mode around her." She continued to laugh. "When we caught her playing with you the other day, I thought she was going to die of embarrassment!"
{The fact that she was playing tug of war with Onee-chan with that sock was fucking hysterical.} (Kana)
"Do I have to drop you on a mountain to keep you quiet?!?" Hishya said as she approached the two sisters.
"EEEP!" Kana hid behind her sister. "The scary Dragon is here to eat me!"
"No domestic violence allowed in the house, Hishya." Akagi stuck out her tongue.
"Not even if I let you watch?" Hishya smirked.
"Hmmmm." Akagi thought about it for a moment.
"Onee-chan?!?" Kana couldn't believe that her sister was thinking about allowing this.
{Traitor!} (Kana)
"I'll have to decline, but you've my permission to bust out some clown stuff if she gets too bad." Akagi grinned.
"NOOOO!" Kana shrank behind her sister.
"That might be necessary." Hishya nodded. “She's been getting pretty uppity lately. Perhaps I need to get a crew together and chase her around dressed as clowns.”
"I will end you, lizard!" Kana growled.
"We can put on a lovely circus and force Kana to watch! All with a front-row seat and everything." Hishya cackled.
"I already have our star performer." Akagi winked.
"Oh yeah, that's right! You and Alice made Bonko!" Hishya laughed, she'd gone to see the bear for herself and found it hilarious.
"Bonko?!?" Kana's entire body tensed. "Why do I not like the sound of that name?!?"
{That sounds like a clown from hell!} (Kana)
"He's cute." Akagi smiled. "I think you and he will get along swimmingly."
"Yeah, I think Kana would love the circus." Hishya stuck out her tongue.
"Show me a clown, and I will end both of you!" Kana hissed.
"Should I turn into one?" As Akagi mused over the decision, Kana smacked her on the back of the head.
“Do it and this world will be Demon Lord free!” Kana declared through grit teeth.
“Oh, the Princess is angry.” Hishya laughed.
“Its not becoming of a Princess to act in such a manner, Kana.” Akagi turned around with a massive smirk.
“Evil Princess!” Himari laughed.
“Himari, you're on doorstop duty for the day!” Kana growled.
“Nooooo.” Himari cried.
“The Evil Princess abuses her friends!” Hishya said with fake shock. “We must defeat her and liberate the people from her tyranny!”
“Indeed!” Akagi nodded.
“WHY MUST YOU TWO PICK ON ME?!?” Kana cried out in dispair as Akagi pat her on the head.
“Because its fun!” (Akagi x Hishya)