Bonus Chapter – Ms. Kitty!

Bonus Chapter – Ms. Kitty! Announcement

To celebrate hitting 1 million views, here is an extra little chap that's a bit silly. Thank you all so much for everything! I can't believe we actually got to a million views and here's hoping to a million more before the story concludes!

This takes place sometime before Akagi left for Enoris.

"Would Ms. Kitty like some more tea?" Alice asked the well-dressed and fluffy Catkagi.

"Thank you, mew." Akagi said with a mew and a big smile as she was given another cup of tea. She was having a tea party with Miji and Alice, and as part of it, they'd gotten her to dress up a bit. The Demon was presently wearing a black dress that looked like a cross between a stereotypical goth loli outfit and a circus ringmaster's uniform. The two had pleaded for her to let them make her adorable, and she wasn't going to say no to the two kids, especially when they pled with puppy eyes.

"I didn't think the kitty could get cuter, but somehow she did!" Miji was practically bursting at the seams with joy, and it was taking everything she had to not leap out of her chair and tackle the kitty to the floor and snuggle her.

{Heh-Heh. Sister is busy with work, so the kitty is all ours! Ours!} (Miji)

"I know! Mama's cuteness levels never seem to hit a ceiling! We shall endeavor to make her so cute that all shall bow before her adorableness!" Alice giggled as she took a bite of a cookie. “The kitty's cuteness should be spread around the world!”

{By force if necessary!} (Alice)

"I just want to be pet and loved by all, mew. I think the world would be a better place if everyone just floofed me and fed me treats, mew." Akagi commented as Floofy brought a new plate of sweets to the table. They'd elected to hold the tea party in the greenhouse, largely because it was out of the way, and the two bears were acting as butlers of sorts.

"All hail the floof!" Miji giggled as she reached over and pet Akagi's ears. "Sister says that kind of thing all the time, and she's right! Fluff is the best!"

"Rightly so." Alice nodded as she picked up Floofy and squeezed the stuffed bear between her arms. "Fluff and cuteness is the most important thing in the world, isn't that right Floofy?" The bear could not speak but seemed to agree with her words. "Now, if only we could get Hishya to agree."

"The Lizard is a lost cause, mew. She will never admit that cute is justice, mew." Akagi said as she took a sip of tea. “Hishya is anti-cute, mew!”

"But I seen her play with the kitty before!" Miji said, beliving that Hishya was a liar. "She likes your ears! I seen her rub them, and she was smiling and laughing!"

{She liked the kitty, I know it! She will try to steal you away!} (Miji)

"I'm pretty sure that Hishya will take the secret that she likes the kitty to her grave." Alice snickered. "It would probably kill her pride to admit that the one she fears the most is so adorable." She figured that Hishya would never openly admit to enjoying playing with Catkagi, nor would Kana ever let her live it down.

"I've been trying so hard to show her that I'm not just spoopy, mew. But it may take time to break through to her, mew." Akagi said. “Am good kitty, right?” She asked with a bit of shyness on her face.

"Kitty is good kitty!" Miji declared that Akagi was the best kitty in the world and that nothing could possibly be bad about her. "Hishya should stop being mean to the kitty!" She puffed up her cheeks.

{If she won't admit that the kitty is amazing, then she should give her to me instead of playing with her! That could be my kitty time! Sister already steals away too much, and so do Kana and Mika!} (Miji)

"Perhaps we should reeducate her? We could show her just how great the kitty is." Alice said with a massive smirk.

"You could subject her to non-stop cat videos, mew!" Akagi agreed. "Mika has taken plenty of them, and there are clips of me doing all sorts of cute things, mew!" The blue-haired girl's social media had exploded with Catkagi videos, and she was now among the most subscribed-to content creators in the world.

{Maybe I could even steal a few more socks? She seems to like that.} (Akagi)

"My favorite was the sock chase!" Miji squeaked, seemingly reading Akagi's mind. "Kana was so angry, and she made a really funny face!"

{The kitty needs to steal mine!} (Miji)

"That one was good, and I loved the part where she 'corned' you only to forget that you could just phase through the wall and get away." Alice laughed as she recalled Akagi hiss before vanishing through the wall like a ghost.

"The look on her face was one of shock, dumbfounded, and wanting to smack herself silly, mew. Kana was always a bit dim witted about the stupidest of things some times." Akagi snickered as she was smacked on the back of the head by the sister in question.

*CRACK*

"MEW! Halp! Kitty aboose, mew!" Akagi cried in pain as she ran over and hid behind Alice. “I have been struck with great force, mew!”RêAd lateSt chapters at novelhall.com Only

"That's what you get for talking about people behind their backs!" Hishya smirked. The two had entered the greenhouse moments prior and caught a bit of the prior discussion.

{And also, the fucking reeducation threat is scary since Akagi could actually fucking do it. I'm... I'm gonna wake up one day as a devotee of the kitty, aren't I?} (Hishya)

"Why hit?!? Am kitty, mew!" Akagi pretended to cry. “Why harm such an innocent creature, mew?”

{In what reality are you innocent?!?} (Kana x Hishya)

"Yeah, Kana. Keep your degeneracy away from these two pure adorable creatures, mew!" Akagi protested her depraved ways. “And me too, mew! Don't corrupt me, mew!”

{You are the literally worst when it comes to that stuff, you and Yumi both. ) (Kana)

"Oh, hush you! Says the kitty who-" Kana paused, not wanting to continue this in front of Miji. "You know what you do!" She pointed at Akagi. “You know!”

"Mew? Whatever could you mean, mew?" Akagi tilted her head while giving an innocent smile. "Kitty is always good and pure, mew. Kitty would never aid one in indulging in their darkest desires, mew."

{Do I even... No I don't...} (Hishya)

"If you are 'good and pure' I don't even want to imagine what a truly evil creature is." Hishya commented. “It would probably be something horrifying.”

"I could show, mew?" Akagi said, ready to go evil kitty if that was what they wanted.

"NO! Don't take that as an invitation to do something crazy!" Hishya immediately regretted her word choice. "Stay the nice kitty, don't break out the Demon."

{I don't need a dose of trauma today, thank you very much!} (Hishya)

"But Demon is fun?" Akagi put her finger to her lips, smirking. "Maybe we bring out Demon Kitty, mew?"

"Hurray for Demon kitty!" Miji cheered.

{Don't cheer for it, Miji...} (Hishya)

"Mama should just take over the world as the kitty and sit atop a mighty skull throne." Alice nodded. "The blood of her many enemies will run like rivers below it."

{Should I be worried about Alice? Yeah, I probably should, but its far too late, isn't it?} (Kana)

"MEW!" Akagi mewd in agreement. “Mew for the mew throne!”

"Good job, Hishya. You singlehandedly doomed the world, thanks..." Kana sighed. “All my hard work is about to go down the drain because you ran your mouth.”

"I take no responsibility for the stupidity of Akagi." Hishya threw her hands up and decided to be done with the situation. "If she wants to go be crazy, then I'm not even going to try and top her at this point."

{Fuck it, I don't care anymore.} (Hishya)

"Kitty, can I have a big castle with lots of puppies and kitties when you take over?" Miji asked. "And also lots of sweets and a big bed for us to take naps in!"

"Of course, mew!" Akagi nodded. "I'll even some unicorns too, mew!"

"Yeah!" Miji cheered as she giggled. "Me and the kitty will play happily with no one to stop us!"

{Yumi will 100% interrupt that alone time...} (Kana)

"Thanks to Hishya, the world will be a fluffier place!" Alice smiled as she snapped her fingers and dismissed the floating swords. "You've done us a great favor by awakening Mama's desire to be kitty overlord."

"At... Why am I not even doubting that she would do something like this..." Hishya sighed. "But can we just please not?"

"Hmmm..." Akagi thought about it. "Perhaps if you two give me enough pets, I may reconsider unleashing a worldwide fluffy crusade of love and huggies."

"Why..." Hishya groaned. “Why am I not surprised...”

"Don't worry, I'll give enough for both of us." Kana said as she walked over and scratched Akagi's ears. "You really do act like a spoiled child sometimes, you know that?"

"Only because you enable me, mew." Akagi snickered.

"Don't remind me..." Kana rolled her eyes, knowing that she'd played right into Akagi's kitty hands.

Spoiler

MEW!

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