CH 286

–My children, come to San Tuo Mountain.–

–My children, come to San Tuo Mountain.

The sun was setting by the time Bai Lixin woke up again.

An old voice kept on echoing in his head, bringing him out of the darkness.

Bai Lixin froze for a moment before reacting, [Is that the voice of the pseudo Lord God?]

[Yes its is. Are you going, Lord Host? The pseudo Lord God has set up a sumptuous dinner at San Tuo Mountain in celebration of the coming of the Lord God.]

Looking at the comfortable robe he was wearing, Bai Lixin wiped his face. [Tell me that I did not go to see Dijia.]

[As a matter of fact, you went and attended in full regalia, Lord Host. Though you were a bit late because you prioritized responding to prayers, stealing the limelight from Lord Dijia in the process.]

[…… And then?]

[And you managed to get a second glance from Lord Dijia.]

[……]

Bai Lixin picked out a robe and changed into it. With his long hair casually scattered at his heels, he flew the celestial horse to San Tuo Mountain.

The other subordinate gods were already seated when Bai Lixin arrived, and according to S419M, he was once again late.

As soon as he stepped through the doors of the main hall, he saw the handsome man sitting in the most prominent place in the hall without having to search for him.

He had short, curly black hair, a pair of dark eyes, and a cold, handsome face. Without needing to get close, Bai Lixin could feel the all-too-familiar soul touch from him. Bai Lixin stood at the door, masking his embarrassment with a cough, and quickly went to his place and sat down.

Although the voice of the Pseudo-God sounded old, he only looked to be in his forties. He sat at the top with Dijia. On seeing Eros arrive, he laughed, “My dear Eros, you are late again.”

Bai Lixin stood up awkwardly, “I am very sorry, Father God.” This was the man who sliced Dijia’s soul into twelve pieces!

“Sit down, son. Let me introduce you to the future Lord God who will be replacing me – Dijia. I think you all met during the greeting this morning. Children, we have lived in this world for too long. Life needs to change, and we are no exception. We have maintained the order of the universe for millions of years, and now that the new Lord God has come, our mission has finally come to an end. ”

The pseudo Lord God finished his sentence and was rewarded with applause from the subordinate gods below.

Bai Lixin pretended to respond and scanned the hall from the corner of his eyes. To his right was a chubby child who was so focused on the food on his table that he didn’t hear what the Pseudo-Lord God was saying; this would be the God of Food.

On his left was a sultry-looking woman with exploding breasts, a wasp-like waist, and beautiful hips. Her big blonde wavy curls blocked half of her cheeks.

[ That woman is the God of Lust. She wants to sleep with you and Lord Dijia. She has slept with several people except you, God of food, and Lord Dijia. The God of food is a child and is not interested. The God of love was not interested because he had no desires.]

Bai Lixin: [……]

In this way, S419M introduced Bai Lixin to the other Sub-Gods. With one glance, the subgod’s name and character would come to mind.

The god of power was an old man; the god of war was a big, strong man. The god of sloth slouched at his desk, too lazy to raise a bit of energy. The God of Wrath, on the other hand, was a teenager of only sixteen or seventeen years of age who looked extremely irritable.

S419M slowly introduced them while Bai Lixin burned every one of them into his mind. These sub-gods were the same as the pseudo lord god.

Even the god of love that he possessed, seemingly innocent and sincere, survived because he kept absorbing the power of other lord gods to provide him with sustenance. These people did not deserve any sympathy if they died.

The dinner was soon over, and Dijia requested to visit the area.

“Okay! Eros, it is up to you to show Dijia around our divine realm.” The voice of the pseudo lord god pulled Bai Lixin back from his daze.

He looked up to the top of the dais and saw that the pseudo Lord God and Dijia were already standing up.

Bai Lixin stood up and placed his right hand on his left shoulder in a salute, “As you wish, Lord God.”

Dijia’s figure was as tall as ever. His eyes swept over the crowd before fixing his gaze on Bai Lixin. “In that case, I am obliged to the god of love.”

Dijia’s soul was still the same, but the Dijia today did not recognize him. He looked at him no differently than anyone else. Bai Lixin smiled dryly, “Please, Lord Dijia.”

Bai Lixin slowly led Dijia away from the great hall. Before he reached the door, he heard the voice of the God of lust, saying, “Why didn’t you let me go? I can show Lord Dijia around too. ”

Bai Lixin felt cold all over as he remembered the lustful woman in the Medicine King’s Valley, and he couldn’t help but quicken his pace.

The two walked up to the celestial horse in no time. Bai Lixin smiled gently and said, “Please get on the horse, Lord Dijia.”

Dijia looked at the celestial horse and frowned, “Is this the only horse?”

Bai Lixin shrugged and spread his hands. “I didn’t expect to carry two people when I came here, so naturally, there is only one horse. What? Is Dijia still angry with me from this morning, so he doesn’t want to ride with me? ”

“What would I be mad about? That you showed up in costume to greet me? ”

“Mad that I was late.”

“Hahaha, late?” Dijia suddenly laughed, “I didn’t even know what the word ‘late’ meant until today.”

He sat up on the horse and leaned forward, “Let’s go.”

Bai Lixin mounted his horse and asked, “Where does Dijia want to go?”

“Anywhere. That was just an excuse to get away from the table. I don’t know anything about this place, so how can I have a destination.”

Bai Lixin leaned forward and put his arms around Dijia’s waist. With a kick of his foot to the horse’s rear hip, the celestial horse took to the air with a neigh, “In that case, we can visit Yaqin Mountain.”

The celestial horse stretched its wings in the air as Bai Lixin clung to Dijia and pressed his cheek close to his back. The familiar scent came from the person in front of him, and Bai Lixin’s heart stirred, and he couldn’t resist arching.

“Eros, please behave yourself. Your hand seems to have crossed the line.”

Dijia’s voice woke Bai Lixin up, and he realized that his hand had unknowingly reached between Dijia’s legs.

Bai Lixin: “……” When you used to love me, you wanted me to put it in every day, but now that you’ve forgotten about me, you tell me to respect myself. Not only did Bai Lixin not take back his hand, but he put it lower and grasped Dijia.

Dijia grunted and frowned, “Is this how the god of love bestows blessings on mortals?”

It was now night, and the realm had lost the business of the day and fell silent.

Suddenly, a thin sound came from the depths of the dense forest. Bai Lixin was reluctant to pull his hand out, so he leaned down in this position to look. He saw a man and woman being chased.

The man was running in front while dragging the woman, with the wolves roaring after him.

As he ran, the man shouted to the sky, “Almighty God of love, please save your devotees. I listened to your blessing and eloped with Corinne. The wolves must be your tribulation for us!”

Bai Lixin stiffened and suddenly had a bad feeling.

This was the man from this morning! The one who had gone out of his way and caused him to lose the moment of seeing the glory of Dijia descend. He had now come out to stir things up again!

No sooner had Bai Lixin finished this thought than his eyes went dark and he lost consciousness.

The god of love was awakened by the devotees, and after a moment of trance, he felt a warm object in his hands.

In front of him was an unfamiliar figure, and Eros guessed what he was holding through the palm of his hand and its position. His face suddenly darkened, and he jerked his hand out and attacked Dijia with all his might.

Dijia was no better. His black face gripped Eros’s arm and pulled hard, and the two fell from the sky in one smooth motion.

“I warn you, Eros, behave yourself.”

“I have always respected myself. You’re just a lord god who hasn’t taken over yet. I’m not so greedy that I want to serve you. It’s disgusting.”

Dijia frowned and caught Eros’ attack. With a sneer, he invited a lightning strike directly from the sky to strike at Eros, “Overestimating yourself.”

He was already very disgusted with being defined as a Lord God, and then Eros even teased him twice today. Sometimes having a good expression, sometimes not. Sometimes, giving him a cold expression and sometimes an affectionate one. It was annoying.

Eros saw the lightning coming and he waved his hand at the sky. Countless pink flower petals appeared in front of him like waves in the sky. The lightning struck the petals, emitting a burning, scorching smell.

The two men made such a fuss that they scared the wolves chasing the couple into scattering in all directions.

The man saw that one of those fighting was the god of love, and he hurriedly fell to his knees. He prostrated on the ground and bowed in thanks before stumbling away with the woman.

Dijia stood within the thunderclouds, and the horse fled into the sky in fright.

Dijia made a fist and withdrew the thunderbolt from the sky. He hammered it into the open space and a pure black carriage appeared out of nowhere. The carriage was dragged by four horses with horns on their heads and glowing thunderbolts in their eyes. Lightning appeared now and then on the four horses, emitting a crackling sound.

“I will spare you today; I will see the rest of the realm myself. I won’t trouble Eros.” Dijia glanced at Eros, got onto the carriage, and flew off into the sky before taking off.

Bai Lixin woke up surrounded by a mess. He looked at the scorched dead grass and flower petals all over the ground and smashed his head, [Did the pseudo Lord God suddenly attack Dijia?! Where is Dijia?!]

[Uh, Lord Host, it wasn’t the Pseudo Lord God that attacked, but the Lord God.]

[Dijia? Is he in danger? Who did he just attack?]

[That person is far away, but close at hand. It was you, Lord Host. Lord Dijia resented you for playing hooligan with him. You called him hooligan after playing a hooligan. So, he got angry and started to fight.]

Bai Lixin: [……]