The trees are so depressed that they don't have to eat pigs. Can they still play with them? You know, eating pork is a traditional culture of the eastern region for thousands of years. It's hard for the eastern people to eat beef.
"Elder sister Zhu, do you want to be so emotional? How can I see them and think of braised pork, braised big elbows, and cold mixed pig ears?"
Forest still did not give up, today he decided to eat a pig, it is difficult for these people to work hard with him.
"Forest, you're a foodie. There's the most naughty one over there. You can take it away so that it doesn't want to escape from prison all day long."
Elder sister Zhu was cruel at last. She reached out and pointed to a pig running out of it. It seemed that this pig did not make her worry.
The forest tree took a look and was surprised to see the pig's smart eyes. The pig actually became a sperm.
Think about living in the valley covered by aura, and there are wild boar vegetables with aura as food, which really give them the chance to become elite.
"Woof, woof, woof..."
Two puppies ran over, it seems that it is not the first time to catch it, a dog bit him on a leg and dragged it back to the pigsty.
"That's it. I haven't eaten the refined pork. It must be very delicious."
The forest came forward and caught it. He didn't want a pig demon here. He had to eat it.
Naturally, the pig fought desperately and kept on making a terrible cry. However, the forest ignored her and slapped her directly.
"Swallow, you take the girl to the mountain to play, I'll deal with the pig, and let Dapeng come to eat some later."
Looking at the swallow from the forest, the next picture is bloody, not only for children, but also for women.
Swallow nodded, and then picked up the little girl, ready to continue to take him to play in the mountains.
After they left the pig farm, they just saw Dapeng come out. His face was sallow and his legs were shaking. It seemed that he met a female goblin last night.
"Dapeng, what's the matter with you? Is this sick or something? "
Yan Peng asked, some people can't let go of his worry.
The tree came forward and grasped Dapeng's hand. After a little induction, he immediately asked, "Dapeng, your kidney..."
"You know artists are very poor. Bah bah, what's wrong with my kidney."
Dapeng exclaimed, almost into the play, his kidney no matter, did not sell.
"You've lost too much energy. What did you do last night?"
The forest tree stares at Dapeng and thinks that he was too excited yesterday. It's estimated that he was too excited.
But he suddenly felt that this guy Yuanyang had lost, and he had already explained himself.
"Dapeng, you little boy, tell me honestly that you've got an affair with a little girl in the village."
Forest questioned, if he really colluded with the village's yellow girl, it must let him be responsible.
Seeing that the forest seemed to know everything, Dapeng replied weakly: "aunt Yu came to me yesterday, and she was very active. I couldn't hold it for a moment. Who knows that he was a bottomless hole, and almost didn't suck me up."
The tree gave him a white eye. If he didn't want to, could aunt Yu still be a monster and suck out his essence directly.
"Aunt Yu..."
Swallow exclaimed, she has understood what is going on, and then reproached: "aunt Yu is 39 this year, and she has pockmarked face, how can you do it?"
"It was dark at that time, and I didn't see it clearly. I just thought about her plump figure, but it really came true that it was the same when I turned off the light."
Dapeng seems to have no regret at all, and now he still shows the appearance of endless aftertaste, and seems to want to be on the scene again.
"Dapeng, you can't do that. If you want to be a star in the future, you have to control yourself, or you may be boycotted at any time."
"And your taste is a little too strong. Are you really hungry to this point? Do you want to send you to the pig farm tonight?"
Wood angrily said, if this is not his brother-in-law, he was lazy to go.
And Mirs are also good-looking, there are so many talents, should not lack a girlfriend just right, how can be so greedy.
"Brother in law, you are a full man. I don't know if you are a hungry man. I used to hear that if you are handsome, you can find a girlfriend. If you know who this man is, I promise you won't kill him."
"I don't know how to get along with girls, and I don't have any money. I haven't made any girlfriends just because of my appearance. Even if I did, I didn't get them."
Dapeng began to cry miserably. Speaking of this, he didn't envy the trees in general. He was able to get such a flower from his elder sister.
"Forest, I'll take the girl to go first. You can talk to Dapeng. This guy is too shameful."
Swallow some can't stand, although it is her brother, after all, men and women are different, and the girl is still here, can't stay.Forest nodded, but now a little sympathy for Mirs, as a hot-blooded youth, to now just get a woman's favor, it is not easy.
"I'll introduce you to a girlfriend when I have a chance, but you can do live broadcasting. How can your communication ability be poor? Use your ability to do live broadcasting to deal with girls, and make sure that you hit the mark."
Forest began to teach him, although there is no way to teach him by words and deeds, but at least he can be raised.
Dapeng was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I'm a sultry character. I'm very open to people who are familiar with me, but I can't even jump out a word to people who are not familiar with me. I'm also depressed."
"Don't worry, as long as you become a celebrity, there will be a lot of women who will send you to the door automatically. They won't need you to take the initiative. Then you will have more choices."
The tree patted him on the shoulder, and a trace of genuine Qi came into him secretly, which restored his exhausted body and prevented his three legs from trembling.
"By the way, I'll have pork for lunch. When it's ready, I'll call you." Forest continued to remind, and then left with the 100 Jin pig essence.
Although forest did not kill pigs, but did not eat pork, have seen pigs run, naturally will not be embarrassed by this.
He went back to his yard and poured a few barrels of well water into the alchemy furnace. Then he stimulated the alchemy furnace with real gas and began to boil water.
"I'm probably the first one to use the alchemy furnace to boil water. If you know it, I don't know what the reaction is."
For the real spirit, it is estimated that the alchemy furnace will be regarded as the treasure of the house, and it can not be used for other things.
However, he felt that it didn't matter. He felt that only the most reasonable use would not spoil the alchemy furnace. Let alone boil water now, he would like to eat hot pot with the alchemy furnace next time.
"When the pig blood is loaded, it will be washed with hot water. When it cools down, it will be ready-made pig blood. This is real pig blood. It is not synthetic. It will be fresh and smooth at that time."
The wood found a bucket, and then excited a strong spirit, directly to the pig neck up a big hole.
Immediately, the blood sprayed out, all left in the barrel, and the pig essence also woke up at this time, seemed to know their fate, began to fight desperately.
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