CH 31

At that moment, I became like the wind.

I’m not an athlete, but I just wanted to stop my father, so I jumped up and down – tackling him like a rugby player.

“Noooo! Oojirou, what are you doing!”

“You can’t go into that room!”

“Why, it’s a storage room in there, isn’t it? If there’s nothing wrong with it, there’s nothing wrong with looking.”

Yes, there is, oh yes!

Lida is in that room. If they find out that we’re sleeping together, I’m done for! It’s a volume that ends with Saotome saying, “Impure heterosexual Relationship”.

“Dad, I’m sorry, but if you want to go through here, you’re going to have to go over my dead body.”

“…… Oh, yeah?”

My father was on fire, his hands, arms and neck cracking and snapping.

Oh man, my dad’s eyes are serious.

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I heard that my father was a member of the French Foreign Legion, Delta Force, SEALs, Spetsnaz, …… and even the KGB, CIA, FBI, and MI6. Some of it is probably false, but some of it seems to be true. There was once a man in a suspicious suit who came to my parents’ house, so he probably belonged to some kind of organization.

There was no way I could win against such a father, so I would have to destroy his balls in this situation. That is the man’s greatest weakness.

“Die, father!”

“You stupid son!”

I’ll settle this!

But just before we collide, the door opens.

“………… What the hell, you’re all over the place in the morning. And who are you with Oojirou?”

Lida woke up.

Well, that’s what happens when people make that much noise.

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We decided to discuss it in my room.

Well, here we are.

“Let me introduce you, Lida. This mysterious old man is called Ryuhei Kamishiro and he is my father.”

“Oh ……! So, you’re Oojirou’s father. I’m Lydia and I’m living with him. Thank you for always taking care of me.”

Lida greeted him quite politely.

“Oh, this is amazing. You speak Japanese fluently and your greetings are perfect. …… Excuse me, but are you really Russian?”

“Yes, I’m a native Russian, father. As you may know, I have a distant relative who is Japanese.”

“That’s right. I’ve heard her name and to some extent her character, but she’s a good woman, beautiful and strong, isn’t she?”

My father, who nodded his head, was impressed with Lida. It’s true, though, that Leah has a certain vibe about her, like a Yamato Nadeshiko.

“So, let me get this straight, Lydia-chan. You weren’t forcibly attacked by Oojirou, were you?”

“Boooo——!!!”

I blow unintentionally.

What the hell are you asking Lida?

“Listen, little Lydia. Your parents want you to have a healthy life. They’re very worried about their young daughter going to Japan alone. If you have any problems with Oojirou, please let me know. Sexual harassment, sexual assault…”

Hey, you don’t have to emphasize that last part!

I made eye contact with her and begged her to please shut my father up. She sensed this and responded, ‘Leave it to me’. This looks very promising.

I want to get rid of my father somehow!