Book 3: Chapter 7

Book 3: Chapter 7

Return to Human World, Bathing, Shopping

Father, Mother, I will be going now. Silent Water reluctantly bid farewell to her parents.

After obtaining the Nora Grass, we went back into Bijur forest to the lake where I landed when I fell from the sky. The reason for this being that in this area the dimension fabric was weaker, resulting in a lesser amount of magic needed for returning to the human world, thus a higher success rate when using the teleportation magic.

Thinking back, I finally understood why people said that the area around my house has an exceptional amount of dimensional cracks, and why Silent Water appeared near the creek that is just a stone's throw away from my house so this was the reason

Alright, Silent Water, remember to be good, and dont cause any trouble for Little Xiang-sama.

I get it, Mother.

Just when Silent Water finished her last word, her mother nodded in approval, and began to activate a white magic array. This magic array was very different from the black dimensional door Yalide created when I came to the Demon World, this looked much safer, and reliable.

Brat, what do you mean by that?

Haa~~ Nothing, its just a misunderstanding.

Then, Little Xiang-sama, please take care of Silent Water.

Silent Waters gentleness must have been influenced greatly by being raised by such a well-mannered mother.

Without fail dear mother? Uh Please be careful on the way back.

I will

Then dear father? Goodbye.

Hmm! Paulie Water nodded his head.

Silent Water kissed her mother goodbye, and gave her father a hug, then we entered the teleportation array together.

The moment I stepped into the array, I felt nauseated and so, I closed my eyes. When I opened my eyes again I saw an endless blue sky I am back in the Human World

The house in front must be your home, right? The design is very weird

Uh It cant be compared to the castle you called home

The dog at the front door that low class earth spirit also belongs to you?

That is correct Dusty~~~

The first thing I saw when I reached home was Dusty lying down in front of the house, and from the looks of it, it must have been waiting for us for a very long time.

When it heard me, Dusty looked up, wagged its tail, and rushed at me with all the speed it could muster, Woof~~~ Woof~~

I kneeled down, and hugged Dusty who was throwing itself at me, and patted its round head with love, Haa~~ Dusty, I am so sorry for leaving you alone at home.

Woof~~~ Dusty licked my face happily, making me itch.

Ohh~~~ Your relationship with her looks better than expected.

Home Sweet Home

Human, what is this weird clothing? Reidy lifted Silent Waters dress high up, while scrutinizing it.

That dress is not weird at all it is just a bit different from what you spirits normally wear why dont you go take a shower for now

Silent Water only has four sets of clothes, it seems inappropriate not to buy more clothing for her.

Humph~~ Dont order me around, alright then, quickly escort me to the bathhouse.

Bathhouse I believe you meant the shower room, right?

Dont mind the minor details you really are a useless human.

Then you only need to turn this on, and hot water will start flowing out. I demonstrated by turning the knob for the showerhead.

What? So troublesome. And not to mention, this place is so small this isnt nearly as big as the bathhouse where I usually bathe Reidy reasoned, while she sized up my shower room that spanned more than sixty square meters.

Well, sorry for having a small house this can be used to clean your body. I pointed to the shower gel.

Hey, what do you mean by that? Are you calling me dirty?

No No such thing. Alright, you may not smell, on the contrary you smell really good, even so you are still definitely dirty, with all those dirt stains and stuff.

Of course, when facing this lady, I kept all those words in my heart.

I dont think you even dare, whats that over there? Is it also used for washing the body? Reidy pointed to the shampoo.

Thats for your hair.

What the hell? Why is it so complicated? Using two separate products to clean both your hair and body? Humans really are spoiled.

This is like the pot calling the kettle black you of all people have no rights to say others are spoiled

Ugh Then Ill take my leave first

What else can you do other than leave? Out you go. Reidy pushed me out of the shower room as she rebuked me.

I stood in front of the shower room dumbstruck, I couldnt fathom whats with her. I didnt even mention anything about staying inside. This was utterly ridiculous, and so, I came to a conclusion:

This girl we just cant get along I had better not provoke her, and try my best to compromise After all, shes still a pampered lady.

Living Room

Dusty, did you miss me? I played with Dusty while lying on the couch, while she laid on my chest licking me continuously.

Dusty, Im really sorry leaving you alone at home. I patted her head.

Woof~~

Oh, its fine? Seeing you so spirited really puts my mind at ease. We will take our bath later since Reidy is still inside. Since we rarely have such good weather, why dont we go out and play?

Woof! Woof! Dusty jumped from the couch, opened the TV cabinet and took out a softball from a box. Then her hind leg swung, closing the cabinet door.

That softball was bought the day after Dusty had come to live with us; it was for the purpose of playing with Dusty Something that must be commended was Dustys reaction speed, because every time I threw the ball, she caught the ball even before the ball landed

Little Silent Do you want to go for a walk?

I dont care, you despicable brat!

Hey! Human! What are you doing? Dont tell me you have fallen for my beauty? I heard Reidys arrogant tone as I snapped back to reality.

Of course not, I am only thinking about where to go later.

What? Only that?

Yes

Forget it, stand aside, I can do it myself. Reidy for no reason became angry Ugh~~ forget it, I dont get her, I never will. Well, shes a missy always loving to throw a tantrum

On the streets

Wow~~~ whats that?

Ice-cream.

Is it edible?

Yup

I want it.

Whats that?

Cotton candy

Is it edible?

Yup.

I want it.

Whats that?

Taiyaki

Is it edible?

Yup I understand Ill go buy it for you.

What the hell~~~ do you really think I am such a glutton? Nevermind, since you already volunteered to buy it, then quickly go buy it.

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Clothing Store

Wah, this clothing is almost transparent, why is the material so thin? Reidy grabbed the legendary sexy pink-colored undergarments and waved it in my face.

Uh about that, Miss Reidy, that really doesnt suit you, so

What do you mean by that? If you said it like that, then I should give it a try as opposed to your opinion. Reidy took the clothing, turned and walked towards the changing room.

I did not follow her, as I am afraid she will really change into it afraid that Ill die by blood rushing to my head if I witnessed that scenery.

Silent Water, what do you think of this? I picked out one blue-colored shirt, and displayed it in front of her.

I am not sure why, but I have this feeling that the color blue suits Silent Water very well

Master Silent Water likes it a lot Silent Water only took a glance and said she likes it? Is she serious?

You Are you sure you dont want to take another look at it?

No need, I trust Masters decision.

Ugh I didnt know you trust me so much, then. lets buy this, and, what about this one?

It looks good.

Is it? Then lets get this too

Damn you, human! Reidy appeared out of nowhere, and gave my back one heavy slap.

What? I turned my head, and saw a red-faced Reidy, holding onto a piece of underwear that could kill.

You pervert, such an embarrassing outfit, how could you let me wear it?

Huh? When did I ask you to wear it?

Are you telling me its not your fault?

How exactly did it become my fault?

Nani-nani? Can one really be that shameless?

Are you really telling me its not your fault? Reidy repeated the question again.

Ugh fine, its my fault, please forgive me. At the same time, I stole a glance at the kind and gentle Silent Water.

Silent Water who was standing at one side did not speak a single word, she only blissfully looked at the clothes I picked for her.

Public Park

Ah~~~ So tired. I sat down on the parks long bench, while watching Silent Water and Reidy happily feed the pigeons, I let out a deep sigh.

Haha~~brat, this is really unexpected that thunder spirit and you are polar opposites.

Agreed, I am totally countered by her.

However, not being angry after all that, you have incredible patience.

Ah~~not really, its just that, theyre spirits so I think we should treat them better. After all, they had never been to the human world Furthermore, their ancestors, suffered a lot enslaved by the demons, I feel fearful just from thinking about it.

You rascal ahh~~~this is so like you, well~~~it seems it will still be worth it for those girls even if it will cause them some headache.

Are you talking about imaginary girls again?

Hearing Freed mention those girls again Do I really know that many girls?

Hehe~~You will know when the times come.