Chapter 1134：

They are all speechless, but no one can deny that since they read the script that Nangong Yan took out, they have danced without any regrets at this big pit of Nangong Yan.

Sha Sui also had a weird look: "So it turns out that Teacher Nangong started this way..."

"Yeah, after all, I was just a little grasshopper at the time! How can I get them into the pit without an attractive script?"

Little grasshopper?

"Puff ~ haha! Little grasshopper... can just contract me for a year of laughter!" The goblin laughed haha.

Chapter 1021 Nangong Yan: Sawu, are you planning to go to school?

"This contracted your laugh point for a year?" Nangong Yan shook his head slightly, "Your laugh point is a bit low..."

"Hey, I'm actually relatively easy to satisfy in terms of fun."

Nangong Yan raised her eyebrows: "Then let me tell you a real story. How about contracting your smile for three years?"

"Come on! It's better to contract me for five years of laughter~ point!"

"One time when I was on the bus..."

"Huh? I haven't seen you ride a bus since I met you?"

"Before, now I basically rely on my feet when I go out." Nangong Yan shrugged and continued, "There were three middle school students who came up to a stop, so I won't say which middle school is, three middle school boys. "

"It just so happens that there is only one seat left in the car..."

"Special crowd seats?" Shi Yu guessed directly.

Nangong Yan nodded: "One of them sat directly, and the other two stood beside him."

"You all know that the car is different, and the sign of the seat is also different. It happened that the car I took was marked in full text, and the words'old, weak, sick, pregnant' were written next to the seat."

"The two boys who were standing seemed to have no other meaning. One of them said in a very natural tone,'Old, weak, sick, pregnant... Well, you are not old, not weak, not sick, not disabled... ...Then you are pregnant!'"

"Puff~" The goblin smiled, and then shook his head, "It's interesting, but it's not enough to contract me to laugh for three years, right?"

Nangong Yan shrugged: "What's more, the boy who is sitting there can't bear it, he immediately said blushingly, "You are pregnant!", and then... the boy before came out again, "Exclude all impossibility," Even if the rest is incredible, that is the only truth!'"

"Puff!" ×N

At this time, most people have sprayed it!

"Yes, the car was just like you at the time. Everyone was laughing happily." Nangong Yan nodded with a smile, "including the driver... the eyes of the smile were narrowed."

Women: "..."

"Fortunately, this is an old driver, and the body doesn't sway."

Ying Lili gave him a white look: "Scare me! Don't add this paragraph!"

Nangong Yan shook his head: "It's true, what can I do."

"Isn't it the joke you saw?" The goblin stared.

"No, personal experience."

Well, even this kind of thing can happen...

"What happened later?" Hui Naiguo asked curiously.

"Later, I got out of the car later, but when I got out of the car and turned around, the two men in their twenties sitting behind the'pregnant' boy also got out of the car, but their complexion was not very good. ."

Wen Nai shook his head and said, "I really don't know if that boy did it on purpose."

"I don't care if it is intentional. Anyway, this matter has contracted my laughter for half a month. When I think about it, it feels quite interesting." Then, Nangong Yan looked at the fairy, "Well, do you think this is enough? How long do you laugh?"

"Hehehe, the last ones don't count, just the ‘eliminate all impossibility’ paragraph is really enough for me to laugh for a long time, because this elimination method is too funny!" When the fairy said, he smiled really happily.

When I talked about this elimination method, other people also wanted to laugh a little. They directly specified that there were only five options, and then eliminated the previous options in order, and there was only one left. Okay, there is no need to exclude it!

"Know it, because this is the real thing, so I reproduced the scene. If I were to make up a story, the boy would not say'it is impossible to get rid of everything' at first." Nangong Yan's mouth curled up.

"But it will become... the boy's expression is slightly horrified, and he whispered a little uneasy, "Last time I stayed at your house, was it because I was sleepy? The child's father shouldn't be me?""

"Hahahaha!!"×N

This amount of information is too big!

There were those who laughed and others were blushing, but after blushing, they couldn't help but laugh together.

Zhendong smiled and slapped Nangong Yan's back hard, and Nangong Yan touched the place where he was photographed with a smile: "Okay, I feel that this story has simply contracted the laughter of all of you, not today. It's a twitch."

"Yeah..." Xiao Meilang Aicheng smiled helplessly, "I always feel that if we don't go, we may not be able to walk with laughter."

Before they left, they had a good laugh, and Nangong Yan's joke was not in vain.

After they left, the fairy sighed again: "After tomorrow, it will become a little deserted again."

Tomorrow is not only Meichun leaving, Honaoguo and the others are also unable to stay at Nangong's house because of the start of school. There are more than ten people missing at once, and it is no wonder that the fairies will feel deserted.

"Emily Chan doesn't have to think like that!" Little Bird said with a light smile, "We just can't stay overnight, but we still come here every day."

The goblin thinks about it, but during the day it says nothing. Fortunately, there are still a lot of people in the family. What's more, as long as Nangong Yan is there, there will always be interesting things, so I don't want that!

Nangong Yan said silently: "We who go to school haven't said anything yet, you feel like you have a vacation syndrome..."

Xiaohua nodded: "It's not like, she is."

Emily: "..."

"Sawu, how about you?" Nangong Yan looked at Sawu and asked, "Are you planning to go to school?"

Sagiri: "..."

"Brother... do you have to go?" Sawu asked cautiously.

Nangong Yan rubbed her little head: "I don't mean that you must go, but I also think that a person has to experience many things in his life. Look at your brother and me, you said... I really still have to go to school. is it necessary?"

"Yes, just because of the knowledge factor, I don't need to go to school, even university, but I still chose to go to school."

"After all, a person has only one childhood, and only one student career at different stages. If you miss it, maybe your future self will regret it?"

Nangong Yan's little head rubbing Sawu is a bit addicted, and he smiled: "Finally, let me tell you a funny thing about going to school!"

"Listen more to the conversations between people, yes! This is very important, because you can hear a lot of gossip! Who likes who, what stage of development, and what it feels like to kiss, you can hear them all! "

Everyone: "..."