Abdi Bill Hall.
This is a reception hall named after Somalia's first world champion. It is usually used to entertain distinguished guests here. They cannot be said to be resplendent but presentable.
In the middle hangs flags of Swaziland and Somalia.
Ocasie and a group of people are already at the scene, and standing behind them are local gentry, all dressed in neat suits, but this posture always looks like a cross-dressing show, and they feel very nervous while standing, He couldn't help looking at the Asian standing next to Mr. President.
The legend of Somalia, Nicholas. TANG!
Just kidding, all the rich people in Somalia may not necessarily be richer than him. After all, it is an agricultural country and is very poor. The suit on his body was bought by selling the donkey or camel at home.
"I heard that you were attacked on the way you just came?" Ocassie asked in a low voice.
"It's nothing, just a few bold little guys who don't know where they came from." Tang Dao replied with a smile.
"Be careful recently."
Tang Dao nodded with a smile. Just at this moment, the music of the orchestra started. The 12-member national orchestra was created by the savior company, and the rotten tomato and rotten bird in Somalia wanted to get the national orchestra up. ,how is this possible?
The foundation is too weak, and it was almost taken abroad by Aidid. Then, when your assets are frozen outside, oh well, will it be your Somalia? Stop making trouble, the hooligans can stuff you with shit, it's all because of your good feng shui in your home.
It took a lot of effort for the company to recruit from other places, barely able to play the national anthems of the two countries.
The Abdi Biller hall was opened, and the Swaziland mission walked in slowly. The one in front was a short black man, but he was quite strong, but the distance between the eyes and the nose made it look like a Fool, he looks very similar to a teacher named Tang Maru in the Rabbit's family in the future.
But don’t underestimate Swaziland. It is a middle- and lower-income country. Somalia is a poor country. There is a gap. The land area is more than 60 times that of Swaziland. As a result, the GDP of the two countries is only 2 billion U.S. dollars. It's a shame and I don't think it's too much.
Of course, this national condition is also different. Swaziland is the only country in southern Africa that still prohibits political parties from participating in elections, and it is also one of the few countries in the world that still implements an absolute monarchy. Mswati III is currently The youngest monarch in the world, only 28 years old, is considered to be the incarnation of the lion **** in the world, so he is not only the supreme ruler of the secular world, but also the supreme spiritual leader of the country.
But this guy also has the estrus period of a male lion. Basically, he finds a wife every year and lives a luxurious life, but he is rich, with a net worth of about 1 billion US dollars.
From any perspective, it almost beats Somalia.
Therefore, Mswati III also looked very proud, wearing national costumes, and walking wobbly, the leaders of the two sides met, and after a few words of greeting, the other party came directly to Tang Dao, and then looked at him very hotly. Looking at him, came such a sentence.
"You are the major shareholder of Rolls-Royce, can you give me one? It needs to be bulletproof!"
NMB!
Asking for bribes in public.
All the diplomats from both sides twitched their faces. Before Tang Dao finished speaking, he heard the other party continue, "I can exchange cattle, 1,500 head is not enough."
In Swaziland, the monarch is the largest landowner, and the cow also represents status. In this breath, exchanging 15% of the amount for a car is a prodigal. He just looked at Tang Dao with hope on his face. The king is not good. Can a mount have style?
try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){} "Yes." Tang Dao squeezed out two words.
"That line, I will send the cattle to Somalia, but it is best to get something special for me. I hope I can see my head on the car." Mswati III pointed at the car while talking. Referring to his already bald head, he even posed in a pose, completely ignorant of his own appearance.
Tang Dao agreed, and the other party seemed very happy, and finally understood what he was doing, and returned to his position.
"Fake, idiot." Boss Tang felt a little ashamed, what did he do with his 1,000-plus cows? Instead of selling arms, have you changed to animal husbandry? This spread must make people die of laughter? It can only be eaten, but maybe you can change your mind.
Lease it to the people of Aguadong, let them help raise them, how much will be rewarded for giving birth to a calf, and in the future, their own beef will not need to be purchased outside, and they will be self-sufficient. It is impossible to bring Somalia from agriculture to the modern era. , then expand the role of this agricultural society.
This can also improve people's lives at the same time.
Thinking of this, Tang Dao looked at Mswati III differently. I heard that he likes luxury very much, so it will be easy to handle.
The leaders of the two countries are now talking to each other in front of the spotlight, and then talking about the friendship between the two sides, you M, what kind of friendship can one have in North Africa and the other in East Africa? The airlines can't reach them, and the contacts are not frequent, so they are indeed bragging, but politics is just business bragging, isn't it?
After chatting for more than an hour, there was a state banquet. There was no need to take pictures here, so it was a little relaxed, and it was tears when I said it. The Savior Company supported Somali chefs and ingredients, because the other party specifically indicated in the letter that they hoped that the spaghetti would be late.
I've seen weird ones, but I've never seen anything so weird.
Your visit has turned into eating out, and Ocassie has no choice but to discuss it with Tang Dao. Therefore, almost this card is supported by the help of the Savior Company.
When the Abdi Bill Hall was built, the company invested $50,000.
Poor is true and thorough.
Tang Dao was arranged at the table of Ocassie, there were only a few people, Mswati III and his seventh wife, and then there was no one in Swaziland, a very strong hierarchy, but it was Under such power, it seemed that the other party was cuckolded by his Minister of Justice.
"Mr. Nicholas's business is quite big, and I have heard of it in Swaziland." Mswati III seems to be particularly interested in Tang Dao, and brings the topic to him from time to time, which is a bit helpless , can't you give Ocasie a little face?
Now he is the president of Somalia.
Tang Dao still took good care of the feelings of his own people. He looked at Ocassie, who had a volatile expression, and then said, "If you play small things, you won't make much money."
"Your company has just signed a contract worth 20 billion U.S. dollars." Mswati III explained with a smile, "I heard from my friend in the United States."
The others at the table and those who had been listening gasped.
20 billion dollars!
So, Somalia only has a GDP of 6 billion U.S. dollars, and this order is more than 4 times? !
Mswati III's wife is also a little "affectionate" and looks at Tang Dao with admiration. Damn, Tang Dao's buttocks are itchy. It's really itchy. Ocassie also uses A look of shock looked on.
Communication in Somalia is very backward. If you don’t pay special attention to it, you really don’t know what happened. Their newspapers report the war the most. Of course, it’s the process of Aguadong. People in Europe knew the news a few days ago , they only now know.
try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){} information is behind, how to make a fortune?
Tang Dao looked very calm and smiled, "This is just a project of our company."
Made, let him pretend.
Mswati III said very impolitely, "Then can I buy shares if I want?"
You want to fart!
Ocasie also thinks this is very impolite. Do you think Tang is easy to talk and will kill you later, and your small country will avenge you? He winked at Tang, hoping that he would calm down.
"I'm afraid it won't work, sir, but we can change the way. I heard you like helicopters?" Tang Dao said, "I can send you one."
Mswati III was very upset when he heard the other party's refusal, but the second half of the sentence made his eyes shine. After all, he is only a 28-year-old "boy" who has never experienced political struggles and came to power. Made it, excited, "Really?"
"Of course, let me give you a Mi-8." Tang Dao is very generous. This should be the first aircraft in Swaziland. They have no air force, only 4,500 armed forces, and even the artillery is special. nothing.
As soon as Mswati III heard it, he leaned over and shook Tang Dao's hand, "You are really a good friend of the Swazi people."
Let me tell you, there are so many wonderful things in Africa Cannibals, snatching marriages, inheriting fathers and daughters-in-law, etc. When Mswati III later got Rolls-Royce, the domestic people treated him This extravagant practice was very dissatisfied, and the judiciary even issued a special law that it was not allowed to take pictures of the king's car.
Of course, these are things for later.
Tang Dao just wanted to pull his hand out now, his face twitched, resisting the urge to wipe, and said with a smile, "Sir, we can actually start a business. I need a lot of cows or other livestock, and we can exchange them."
When Mswati III heard this, his eyes lit up immediately.
"A Rolls-Royce with 1,000 cows? A Mi-8 helicopter with 2,000 cows? Of course, we will paint your head and name all over it according to your hobbies, so that your people will respect you more."
How can a Mi-8 be worth 2,000 cows, but commercial things like to meet idiots. Some people think that you are just a toy, but it can sell for thousands of dollars or even tens of thousands of dollars because of If the market needs it, someone will buy it.
Mswati III was very moved, but still hesitating.
"Two Rolls-Royces and 1,500 cattle." Tang Dao raised his finger.
"make a deal!"
Tang Dao smiled, it doesn’t matter where these cows come from, anyway, you can figure out your own way, for the people of Swaziland, this is definitely a stupid king, but for Tang, please let such high-quality customers come again Let's have a stack.
It’s hard to do business now because there are too many people who think they are smart. You are so good like Mswati III. You have to think about yourself, you have to spend money and enjoy it, otherwise, the people are gone, and the money is still there. , how embarrassing?