Chapter 1208

"He is worthy of being a young master Zhang, and he has the demeanor of everyone."

"I just deserve the title of the king of poetry just because I am so elegant. As for someone, I can only boast about myself."

As soon as Zhang Shuyu's voice fell, someone flattered him.

"You are mocking me for your loss and modesty? But it's very good. In that case, you'd better put up your ears

Su Chen scorned a smile, simply ignored those flattering people, but playfully swept to Zhang Shuyu, his eyes full of banter but without a trace of anger.

After su Chen's voice came out, even the lady next to the side of the lower part blinked her eyes and held her breath. The stars were filled with a trace of expectation.

After su Chen made a full gesture, he fanned the folding fan in his hand slightly, swung his sleeve robe, and finally opened his mouth, slowly chanting: "a ditch is three feet above the ground, and the water flows all the year round."

Everyone was stunned. Is this a poem about scenery? What's the educational significance?

At this time, with a "pa" sound, Su Chen grasped the folding fan in his hand, and slowly said the last two sentences: "no cattle and sheep come to eat grass, only see tufu feather washing their hair!"

Three feet above the ground, a ditch, the water flows all the year round.

No cattle and sheep came to eat grass, but Bunyu was washing his hair.

"Huh?"

After listening to the black line, they frowned. They did not know why, and their faces were stunned.

What's going on here?

It's just an ordinary scenery poem that can be compared with my respected young master Zhang?

"What? That's what you can do with it? "

"That's right. Spicy chicken is spicy chicken. It's shameless to call yourself a poetic immortal."

After hearing this, they immediately showed a look of disdain and said one after another.

"Oh, the king of poetry thought that the great changes had taken place in Lord Su in the past two years. Even if he had put on his black hat, he was still the same old wood!"

After hearing this, Zhang Shuyu burst into laughter. His face was full of disdain and seemed to be disgusted. He could not help but take the edge in his words.

"Oh, is this poem really so bad?" After listening to the people's sarcasm, Su Chen not only had no anger on her face, but also laughed.

With Su Chen's saying that, a glimmer of light flashed over her peerless beauty, and then she even giggled, just like the comfortable sea breeze blowing along the sea.

When the crowd saw it, some people immediately laughed with dryness. At the same time, some people wanted to pile up a smiling face to accompany the imperial concubine. However, they didn't know where the point of the smile was, which caused an embarrassing situation.

"Oh! So it is. Hahaha

Just when they were in a daze, there was a young man in the crowd who laughed with a smile, and there was a trace of approval in his expression.

The young man in white is Mr. Liu, the eldest son of a third grade official.

Although he was young, he was also talented. Some people even rated him as the second king of poetry, Mr. Zhang! That's why Mr. Liu sent him to the party this time.

"Mr. Liu, why are you laughing?" Immediately, some people were puzzled and earnestly asked.

"Oh? Don't you think it's funny? " After hearing this, Mr. Liu asked suspiciously. Then he laughed again. At the same time, he gave Su Chen a thumbs up and gave him a look of approval!

They all looked at Mr. Liu's eyes one after another. They looked at him and looked at Su Chen's eyes. After a little thinking, they suddenly seemed to realize something.

"Mr. Su, it seems that this poem is not so simple!" Immediately someone realized it and exclaimed.

"There is a ditch three feet above the ground, and the water flows all the year round. Yes, how can there be a ditch three feet above the ground?" Immediately, someone understood this, and exclaimed.

When they all thought hard, Su Chen ate the delicious snacks and sipped the tea.

In fact, this poem is not an ancient poem, but a popular doggerel on the Internet of Su Chen's previous life, or it can be called a... Pornographic poem!!

"Oh, it turns out that there is a ditch three feet above the ground, which is worthy of the indescribable status of a woman!" Immediately, someone realized that he couldn't control his mouth and blurted out with surprise.

As soon as he said this, he created a slightly embarrassing situation. Even Princess Shu couldn't help but smile, and some people who didn't know about it immediately realized it.

The back of the beam feather naturally refers to Mr. Zhang. Zhang Shuyu compares it to an indescribable part of a man's body.

To the bottom of the small head "cough, the third leg" and go to the deep pool bath, known as "shampoo"!

At this time, a schoolgirl carrying a teapot, lifted the bead curtain into the hall for people to add tea and water.

The next moment, some people are still thinking about Su Chen's doggerel poem, and immediately burst into laughter."Ha ha ha ha ha..."

"yes, I'm sorry, Mr. Zhang, I can't help it...

" Mr. Zhang, ha ha, it's so funny, I can't help it either! "

After all the people realized that some people were still slightly twitching and trying to smile, but when someone started laughing, many people began to be infected and couldn't help laughing.

Even while laughing, I felt a little ashamed.

At this time, Zhang Shuyu had a black line, his face was full of resentment and embarrassment. He even felt numb in the face of the laughter of the crowd. At this time, he had the heart to kill Su Chen.

But Su Chen was still calm, and didn't think there was anything wrong with him. After all, there was reciprocity. You can call me, and I can come back to you, no problem!

"Presumptuous, you shameless fellow! How dare you recite such vulgar poems in front of your lady! "Zhang Shuyu immediately burst into a rage and stood up indignantly, his hands shaking slightly and pointing at Su Chen.

"Oh, my poetry king will be angry? Isn't it that you still have a generous mind just now Su Chen didn't worry at all. She ate a bunch of grapes to relieve her hunger.

"What's more, what's worse about my poem? It's obviously superior, OK? Lady, are you right Su Chen then said, at the same time slowly a folding fan, fan up the breeze, looking at Shu princess.

Lady Shu smiles, as if she can melt a man's heart. She doesn't speak, but she also looks at Su Chen.

"You don't want to sophisticate. At this moment, everyone is here to testify. Today we only talk about poetry creation, not about official career. I propose to drive this prodigal son out of this party! So as not to disturb everyone's leisure

Zhang Shuyu was furious. After hearing this, he couldn't help but shout. He was so angry that he trembled all over his body. He arched his hands and looked at the lady.

But the lady still did not open her mouth and did not reply at all.

"Oh, what's the matter with you? As the saying goes, mountain is not mountain, water is not water. My poem is pure and excellent. How can you say it is a dirty work? I don't know how to appreciate it

Seeing Zhang Shuyu's face, Su Chen also laughed, shaking the folding fan, and pretended to be confused.

"The so-called mountain is not mountain, water is not water, as long as the heart is pure, yearning for light, this poem is naturally pure, if the heart is obscene, it is obscene."

Su Chen then said slowly. At the same time, she looked at the lady again and appreciated her beauty in the prosperous age. In her eyes, she seemed to flash three points of coolness, three points of ridicule, and four points of carelessness.

"In fact, I, Su Mou, just want to use this poem to test you and see if your hearts are clear. You see, the lady has never opened her mouth from the beginning to the end, which just shows that the lady is a pure and clear person in her heart?"

Su Chen sighed and even shook his head in disappointment.

"Good!"

After hearing this, Mr. Liu in white immediately called out "good" to stir up the atmosphere and took the lead in clapping.

Then, there was a thunderous applause on the field, and everyone's eyes threw praise to Su Chen.

In fact, as Su Chen said, looking at mountains is not mountains, watching water is not water.

Although the artistic conception of this poem is ambiguous, people don't understand it at the beginning, and even feel that it is illogical. But after combining the preceding text, it suddenly comes to light.

"Mr. Zhang, if you ask all of you here, who thinks this poem is obscene?"

Then, Su Chen saw that everyone stopped smiling. Instead, he laughed faintly and looked at Zhang Shuyu and asked slowly.

"You

Zhang Shuyu was unable to refute. He was staring at him with anger on his face. At the same time, he scolded him in his heart and said hello to Su Chen's relatives.

"Tut Tut, it's good to see that mountains are not mountains, and water is not water."

Wang Xun, next to Zhang Shuyu, chuckled abruptly and clapped again after the applause stopped.

"Ladies and gentlemen, since you can get together here, I hope that you will only talk about poetry and songs today, and will not talk about personal gratitude and resentment

Lady Shu opened her mouth like a graceful lady. Her beautiful eyes swept to the public. Her voice was slightly mixed with a trace of unquestionable dignity. After saying that, she looked at Su Chen and gave a smile.

"Mr. Su's talent, the saying that mountains are not mountains and water is not water is simply a famous saying for thousands of years. His talents are not reflected in that poem, but reflected in this sentence. If nothing else, this sentence alone will be famous for thousands of years." Lady Shu looks at Su Chen with a smile.

"What lady Shu said is that we only talk about poems and songs today, not anything else!"

Before Zhang Shuyu could make a response, Mr. Liu in white raised his tea cup and stood up, representing everyone's arch in front of Lady Shu.