"A person who is shameless is invincible, and the boss has the foresight!" The younger brother now very much agrees with the words that mung beans can be iced or hot. To deal with rotten people, you must use rotten people's tricks.
"This rotten person is considered civilized." Mung Dou said coldly and hotly.
"Is he still civilized?" The little brother was very strange.
"You have never seen a debt collector." Mung Dou said coldly and hotly.
"Debt collection, what's it like?" the younger brother asked.
"Writing big characters at the door is a routine operation, splashing blood, feces and urine, and throwing dead animals." Mung Dou can be cold or hot.
"It's disgusting!" The younger brother looked disgusted, he was drinking milk tea, and now he lost his appetite.
"In today's world, for money, some people will do everything they can to make threats, make harassing phone calls to relatives and friends, 24 hours without a break." Mung Dou Ke Bing Ke Hot.
"I never take out usury loans, and I don't even use credit cards." The younger brother hurriedly said.
"Your family is good, and your living habits are relatively good. Of course, the most important thing is that you are single now." Mung Dou can be cold or hot.
"Does this have something to do with being single?" The younger brother was puzzled.
"Have you ever talked to a girlfriend?" Mung Dou asked whether it was ice or hot. He ate Shuangpi Nai mouthful. On such a cold day, he still ate cold food without thinking about his stomach's feelings at all.
"No." The younger brother said.
"You are also weird. You are in your twenties, but you have never had a girlfriend." Mung Dou Kebingkere shook her head, "You still have to find a girlfriend early. How can you bear the marriage without being beaten by the society?" torture."
"Boss, what you said is so scary." The younger brother said.
"The reality is more terrifying than you can imagine." Mung Dou Kebingkere looked at the younger brother with pity, "I'll tell you a joke."
The younger brother immediately concentrated.
There are two elites in the workplace, one is a newcomer and the other is an old senior. The salary of the newcomer is a little less, 15,000 yuan/month, while the salary of the old senior is 38,000 yuan/month.
The salary was paid in the first month, the newcomer was happy, the rent was 2,000 yuan, the water and electricity added up to 600 yuan, the phone bill was 200 yuan, the taxi fare was 800 yuan, the daily necessities were 400 yuan, and the food expenses were reimbursed by the company. Other expenses are 1,500 yuan, and human relationships are 500 yuan. Calculated in this way, he can save 9,000 yuan, and he can save 108,000 yuan a year. Said that after a year, he can save at least 110,000 yuan.
He asked the senior if he had saved 1,000,000 yuan in the company for three and a half years.
"No!" The senior replied without thinking.
"Oh, it might not be that much at the beginning." The newcomer realized that the salary was increasing year by year, and he asked curiously: "Senior, how much do you save now?"
"Fortunately, I just paid off the debt!" said the senior.
"Ah, did senior buy a house?" The newcomer knew that senior's car was paid for in full, and he bought it in the first year of joining the company. It is impossible to use the money to buy the car.
"Listen to you, my monthly salary in the first year was 20,000 yuan, and I was very frugal, and my monthly living expenses did not exceed 4,000 yuan. In the first year, I saved 200,000 yuan, bought a car and spent 150,000 yuan, and the remaining 50,000 yuan I gave it to my family. In the second year, I raised my salary to 30,000 yuan/month. In 10 months, I saved 260,000 yuan, and then found a girlfriend. , or because of the year-end bonus, otherwise, I would have to borrow money to go home." The senior said.
"Why?" The newcomer didn't understand.
"In the third year, I raised my salary again, 35,000 yuan/month. By the end of the year, I will be responsible for more than 200,000 yuan." The senior said.
"How is it possible?" The newcomer couldn't believe it.
"During the Chinese New Year, I was already talking about marriage with my girlfriend, but I had to break up because I couldn't afford the 500,000 dowry. Now half a year has passed, and I just paid off the debt, and it was hard work for me to raise another 3,000. A salary of 1 yuan, otherwise, hehe, it is estimated that I will have to pay it back for a month." The senior said.
"I don't understand." The newcomer's big eyes were full of curiosity.
"What is a girlfriend?" the senior asked.
"What?" The newcomer looked at him stupidly.
"Women are responsible for being beautiful, and men are responsible for making money to support the family. If you don't have enough income, it's better not to find such a beautiful girlfriend. Otherwise, it's a good ending to spend all your savings, and debt is the most terrible thing." The senior said.
"How do you spend it?" The newcomer couldn't imagine that his living expenses of 1,500 yuan a month felt extravagant. If he saves a province, he can live with 500 a month.
"Women, you have to take care of yourself first. Various skin care products, cosmetics, hair, manicure, various packages, and card applications. After a month, 10,000 is considered light. If you spend more, you can spend 20,000." The senior said .
"So much?" The newcomer was shocked.
"For dinner, I go to restaurants every now and then, not to mention Western food, but Chinese food. A meal in a slightly higher-end hotel costs four to five hundred yuan, which is normal. This is because I don't drink while driving, otherwise it will be more. Eating four times a week is considered very controlled. That's right, eight thousand a month will be gone." said the senior.
"I go at most once a month." The newcomer said.
"Before I talked about my girlfriend, I never went to a company dinner, and then I had to go to a specialty store to buy fruit. The fruit in the specialty store is delicious, and it must be in season. Fruits that are out of season are not good. , every time you buy it, it is no less than 500 yuan, at least once a week." The senior said.
"This is too much. Every time I buy fruit, it costs 20 to 30 yuan, and it doesn't exceed 200 yuan a month." The newcomer whispered.
"We're both lovers. It's impossible to be at home every day. Watch a movie once a week and buy popcorn, milk tea, etc. The consumption of a movie for two people is around 200, which is small." The senior said.
The newcomer nodded. It was only 4 weeks a month, and the maximum was only 800 yuan, not much.
"During the year, there are many holidays, right? Red envelopes, at least 1,314 yuan, and at most 5,200 yuan." The senior said. The corner of the newcomer's mouth twitched.
"Golden Week, 11th National Day, you need to travel, the cost of each trip is more than 50,000." The senior said.
"This—" The newcomer didn't know what to say anymore.
"This does not include the usual expenses, such as buying clothes, buying snacks, going to KTV, and having dinner with her girlfriends. Each time, it may not seem like a lot, but when it accumulates, it is very scary." The senior said.
"That—" The newcomer felt that he no longer knew how to think.
"There are also some debts of favor and inexplicable expenses. For example, I feel inexplicably uncomfortable today, and then I go to a certain temple to worship the Bodhisattva, and donate one or two thousand yuan at once." The senior said.
"Is this a bit willful? If it were me, I would be reluctant." The newcomer said.
"Nonsense, I'm also reluctant, but can you not give it? If you don't give it, you will get angry. If you quarrel, you will have to spend more money to coax her." The senior said.
"The monk is really happy." The new man said.
"If you are sick, you need to be treated. There will always be one or two headaches and fevers in a year, as well as physical examinations, general discomfort, etc. The money to go to the hospital is relatively small for me, 5,000 a year, right? "Senior said.
"...Yes." The newcomer really wants to say that he doesn't need it. The young man in his twenties is strong and healthy. He hasn't had a fever or cold for more than ten years. But thinking of the girl's delicate appearance, he is not sure if the woman is sick. a little higher frequency.
"We've been talking for a year, so I have to go to the woman's house, can't I go empty-handed?" said the senior.
"That can't be done, it's not surprising that there are many people who are polite." Xinren said, there are still rules to be followed, he understands this.
"My ex-girlfriend's father was attracted to drinking, so he bought good wine and cigarettes for 3,000 yuan, and my mother bought clothes and health products, which were also worth about 3,000 yuan. My girlfriend has a younger brother who said he wanted to change his mobile phone. I bought a mobile phone of more than 5,000 yuan, a younger sister, a tablet of more than 5,000 yuan, and some other fruit gifts, so I lost more than 20,000 yuan. The second time I went, I bought less things, but the same Ten thousand yuan." When the senior recalled it, his heart ached.
"Toil only has three children." Xinren said, if there are four or five, it would be bad.
"There are some other expenses, I have forgotten, anyway, the money will be gone if it is messed up." The senior said.
"Your girlfriend, oh, ex-girlfriend, doesn't have a job?" the newcomer asked.
"Yes, she works as a front desk clerk in a company, 4800 a month, not including room and board." The senior said.
"Uh-uh--her salary is a bit low." The newcomer said.
"It's a trivial matter to be low. She saved all her salary and sent it home without spending a penny," said the senior.
"Does it all cost you?" the newcomer asked.
"Yes, I paid for all the expenses, including her phone bill." The senior said, and the newcomer was dumbfounded, feeling that women are too scary.
"I'm pretty good. I have a buddy, a programmer, who is bald now. His monthly income exceeded 50,000 yuan very early. He talked to a girlfriend who was a little older than me. Two years later, when we broke up, he was in debt of thirty. More than ten thousand, all three credit cards are maxed out." The senior said.
"..." The newcomers had already started to fear women.
"Boss, what you're talking about is just a joke, right?" In the cab, the younger brother was already trembling.
"The joke comes from life." Mung Bean can be iced or hot.
"Is it really that exaggerated?" the younger brother asked.
"Have you read the news before? A very rich man fell in love with a beautiful woman. I forgot whether the relationship was for a year or more, and finally broke up. Guess how much the man spent Money?" Mung Dou asked, either hot or cold.
"50...1 million?" the younger brother asked cautiously.
"Double it again." Mung bean can be iced or hot.
"2 million!" The younger brother's voice suddenly rose, "I can't earn 2 million in 10 years."
"Probably more than two million!" The mung bean can be cold or hot.
"How can it cost so much? If it takes a year, it will cost more than 5,000 yuan a day, which is equivalent to a month's salary of an ordinary office worker." The younger brother is good at mathematics.
"It's rare to buy a BMW for a girl, almost half a million." Mung Dou said coldly.
"That's too exaggerated, it's too scary." The younger brother said.
"Do you know what happened in the end?" Mung Dou Ke Bing Ke Hot asked.
"Is there a follow-up? Didn't we break up?" the younger brother asked.
"A man is looking for a woman because he is planning to get married, so he is willing to spend the capital. After breaking up, he is naturally not reconciled, and finally sues the court. The reason is that the money can be counted as part of the bride price, because the chat records show that his money is for marriage. The purpose is to transfer the expenses to the woman, not simply as a gift between lovers. There are records and some large transfers, which add up to five or six hundred thousand, and then BMW cars. Finally, the court supported the man’s request and demanded The woman should return the man 1 million RMB, or 700,000 RMB plus a BMW car." Mung Bean can be hot or cold.
"That's about the same, but it's not a lot to spend more than one million a year." The younger brother said.
"That woman doesn't think so. She said that she gave her youth and a year of love, but in the end the three views disagree, and she can't do anything about it." Mung Bean said coldly and hotly.
"I'm going, this is a bit out of martial arts. Her youth is youth, but the man's youth is not youth? If the three views are not in harmony, you shouldn't spend other people's money and accept their cars. As a dignified People, we broke up, shouldn't we take the initiative to return other people's things?" said the younger brother.
"The woman means that she is very beautiful, and the man is a bit frustrated, and they are not as tall as her. So, in general, she is the loser." Mung Dou said coldly and warmly.
"I'll go, don't you deserve to have feelings if you're too old?" The younger brother was unconvinced.
"In this world, there are all kinds of people, but don't meet those weird ones, otherwise, your life will change a lot." Mung Dou said hot and cold.
"I'm a poor ghost. I spend more than 10,000 a month. If you follow me, you can only spend a few hundred thousand a year." The younger brother said confidently.
The two chatted, the atmosphere was relaxed and happy, and there were snacks to eat. Mr. Jin at home was in great pain. As an ordinary old man, I am afraid that he has already suffered a stroke from anger, Wei Hanming's words are too harsh.
"Wei Hanming is gone, who are we with?" the younger brother asked, Wei Hanming left a harsh word and left Mr. Jin's house cursing.
"Wei Hanming is following, we are watching Mr. Jin, he should not hang up, otherwise who will ask for the Time Stone?" Mung Dou said coldly and hotly.
"Will Mr. Jin call the boss?" the younger brother asked.
"Normal people are definitely going to make a call right now, but this old man is rather weird, so it's hard to say." The two sat in the car, staring at old man Jin from a distance, and old man Jin sat on a chair panting , a face, gloomy even more gloomy than the sky.
Just like that, one person did not move, and after thinking for more than half an hour, when the mung beans were hot and cold, the two lost their patience, the phone turned on, and the ringtone was Lin Miaoyu's song "Waiting Across Time and Space". sounded.
"Boss, don't you want to answer?" The bell has been ringing for a long time, and the younger brother finds that the mung beans are either hot or cold and remains indifferent.
"Don't worry!" Mung Dou Kebingkere said calmly.
He was not in a hurry, someone was in a hurry. Seeing that no one answered the phone, Mr. Jin continued to call, but Mung Dou Ke Bing Ke Re still didn't answer, until the third call, Mung Dou Ke Bing Ke Re finally answered.
"Which one?" Mung beans can be cold or hot.
"I'm Lao Jin. You came to see me this morning and left your business cards. Don't you want the Time Stone? Bring money, enough money, I'll just wait for an hour. If you don't come within an hour..." Mr. Jin said His tone was urgent, and although he tried his best to appear calm, the sense of urgency was still conveyed.