Chapter 85 No, I’ll Not Bonk With A Robot!

Upon hearing her statements, Bobby didn't seem to be bothered; his mind was elsewhere, as he felt relief as if he dodged a bullet, and he wondered what was going on inside his head. "Lucky me! She misunderstood me completely... Otherwise, if she finds out I felt excited naughtily because of her, perhaps she will dress herself up and I might miss such a wonderful feast for my eyes to behold. Kukuku… Kwa Kwa Kwa!"

"Hey, darling, don't be shy. Hee-hee-hee, if you wish, then you can bonk with her. She's all yours anyway, buying fairly."Cynthia began to tease him further after seeing him adjust his pants, trying to cover up the reaction of his little brother hidden inside his pants.

"What did you mean?... Do you think I'm that crazy to have sex with a robot? Hah!...

Hey, you know, there's a ton of sizzling beautiful babes waiting for me to have sex with me. So, hell no. I'm not that needy, anyway." Bobby scoffed, and he omitted the latter words in his head. "Here again, trying to tease me. What I really need is not that robot, but you, my little sweetheart? Which is not possible, right? Because you are in spirit form….And if possible someday… As long as you gain your physical form, I might release the pent-up thirst I have been growing inside me just by seeing you naked every day. That time, I'll definitely let you know what the nine realms of heaven feel like."

Cynthia made the '0' shape with hands around her mouth and said it in a hushed tone as if she was gossiping in a playful way. "Hey, Bob, hear this little secret out from this good sistra. Those robots are not just simple as you thought, they were made to look and act exactly like lifelike, and they even had their own conscience, so when you bonk with them I guarantee you will feel just the same as you have with some of your lady friends before, and they also have the ability to feel the euphoric feeling of having sex as any lady would... So, why don't you give it a shot and check out how good she is in bed?"

"Hmm, that's interesting! So, you angel have this level of the synthetic lifelike robot at this level. Really admirable!." Bobby looked more curiously at the four ladies-slash-ladies before him. "But, oh, no thanks. I'm still not having sex with a robot."

"Hmm, well, we'll see soon…" Then Cynthia Informed him. "Hey, why don't you activate them?"

"So, I need to activate them?"

"Of course, you are their boss now. So, they needed your instruction to get activated for the first time."

"Then, here it goes." Bobby voiced his instruction. "Activate the four robots!"

In the next instant, all four humanoid robots opened their eyes. When they spotted Bobby inside the room, they half-knelt before him, putting their hand over their chest as if some sort of greeting to their master. And they spoke at the same time. "Tagare chillo cha chillo,"

"What? Don't they know any human languages?" Bobby asked, not understanding their words, although he could deduce that they were greeting him as their master.

"Oh, my bad… my bad! Judging by your intelligence level, I almost skip the part that you don't know any knowledge of my Heavenly Feather Clan's dialects." Cynthia responded quickly. "It's Archaicolopy, the dominant official language of my clan."

She then added, "Yeah, these whole things have to do with the Unholy System and everything connected to it, such as the robots here, were specifically designed keeping in mind that its future masters will be angels. So only my clan's languages were installed when they were made." "By the way, they mean 'Welcome my lord."

"Oh, well, hmm. Finally, I have some of my loyal subjects. The only thing is that you'll be the interlocutor. Fortunately for me, just to talk to them, I will totally depend on you." Bobby said sarcastically as if he was not happy.

"Right, you need to communicate with them first if you want to bonk with them!" Cynthia cracked a joke, rubbing salt over his wound.

"Oh, come on. I'm not bonking with a robot… ah, whatever. Could you please be more serious here?" Bobbie shook his head, as the only thing on his mind was the experience points he spent on them, and in return, getting something that spoke a language he could not understand.

"Hey, don't worry. What are friends for?... I totally understand your frustration. See, I'll send all the data related to Archaicolopy now and I hope, judging by your level of intelligence, it would take just a minute to understand and comprehend all of them." Cynthia replied and snapped her fingers again.

Flipzz!

With the chiming of the fingers snapping, a new notification appeared in his mind.

[ The Encyclopedia of the Archaicolopy: Cost +50 Experience Points ]

[ Use +50 Experience Points to unlock the Book: Yes or No ]

"Why's this thing even asking?... Yes, yes, use it." Bobby said calmly, and then he swore in his head. "For fuck's sake, I'll need more of the challenges and missions to get rich again. Hmm, until now, anything related to this unholy system is like give and take with the Experience points as the mode of transaction…. If I have at least one million of it, then I can fucking do anything here with that.

I am sure that there are many wonders and amazing things hidden inside this thing. I get a feeling that until now that I have witnessed, it's just the tip of an iceberg and there is a lot more and I need more like, maybe billions of experience points to explore them all."

Actually, what he thought was no doubt a truth.

[+50 Experience points are used to unlock the Encyclopedia of the Archaicolopy. ]

The next moment, several tons of information, both in a strange foreign scripture and voiced, flooded his mind. They were everything that related to the Encyclopedia of the Archaicolopy.

Bobby, on the other hand, shut his eyes and in the next instant 86 billion neurons inside his head reacted all at once sending neurochemical and thereby causing reaction and he began to memorize all the information which was literally like the sand particle in a Sahara desert.

And then he opened his eyes. "Picolle timmer canana siphyio." He spoke in Archaicolopy, meaning you could all stand up.

Just as he instructed them, the four robots stood up and glanced at him curiously. As he watched them, Bobby could feel that the same kind of life was burning in their eyes and he almost forgot that they were robots.

"Woah! 45 seconds exactly to learn them all. I'm really proud of you." Cynthia spoke, praising him in Archaicolopy.

"Hey, stop making fun of me. I'm just a rookie, and I know there is some difficulty in pronunciation and accent." But on the other hand, Bobby was not happy with the way he spoke the new language he just learned a few minutes before. Still speaking in Archaicolopy.

"Hey, it looks fine to me…. Don't worry. It's just that your vocal cord, tongue, and oral muscle are not used to this new language. Give yourself some more days and you will get the hang of it soon. Maybe, within a few days, you might even be able to speak like those classy, noble people in my clan."Cynthia said sincerely. Then she warned him again. "Well, you'd better get your act together here fast... Your time is running short... Only 9 minutes left, give or take."

Hearing that, Bobby was all poised again. He then looked at the four robots and instructed them while he pointed at the still unconscious Mr. Baldy. "You four. I don't have much time left. So, I'll brief this quickly. First, this guy over here is my precious, one of the kind subject. So, handle with care. Second, you can take him to a comfortable room and treat his buttock. Hmm, I hope his arse might not be battered like a mashed potato at the least. Gave all the required food and nourishment needed for him to stay fit and healthy. Then after he was in good health. Then you can start drawing 10 millimeters of his blood every two hours and stored them for my future research. Do you all understand what I say?"

"Yes, my lord. We understand." The four robots replied in the same tandem as if they were of the same mind.

"Alright, repeat what I have just told you exactly," Bobby instructed, trying to test their level of intelligence.

The four gave the exact same statement that he gave just now.

"Alright, take your time. Go on. Bring my precious subject inside his cell and began treating his wound. Go, go…" He instructed.

The four saluted in their ways toward him and the guard-robot picked up the unconscious Mr. Baldy and they all left, walking inside a luxurious-looking room.

Bobby watched everything that the two nurse-robots were doing, the treatment of the unconscious Mr. Baldy's heavily battered buttock under the close instruction of the amateur researcher-robot who was wearing the sexy robes and he felt satisfied with their work and they completely heal Mr. Baldy's wounded buttock in a matter of 6 minutes.

"Well, I think they will do some productive work when I'm gone. Let me better hope that. Now, I think it's almost time." Bobby muttered under his breath and in the next five seconds, the surrounding space fluctuated and he was forcefully transported out of the room.