Chapter 300: 36 Wife-Seducing Techniques
Translator: Yunyi Editor: Yunyi
Ye Xi was happy like a sparrow. When the manager greeted him, he said proudly, “This is my brother.”
When he saw someone familiar, he said, “This is my brother.”
When he sat down to order, he also said, “This is my brother.”
Finally, he even sighed and said, “Bro, you are such a great person. If I had an actual brother like you, that would be so good. I would be just as impressive.”
Regardless of whether Fang Zhihan agreed or disagreed, Ye Xi treated him as his brother.
After he ordered food and the waiter left, Ye Xi pulled out his phone to take a group photo, but Fang Zhihan quickly rejected him.
Ye Xi didn’t mind though. Instead, he said in a particularly understanding manner, “I understand, I understand. I won’t take any photos.”
Because of his sense of worship towards Fang Zhihan, even when he was rejected, his eyes sparkled like stars when he looked at him.
Yu Gangan didn’t know what Ye Xi thought he understood, but she clearly didn’t understand a thing.
All she knew was, Ye Xi was Fang Zhihan’s number one fan.
Even a fart from Fang Zhihan was fragrant for this man.
At that moment, Yu Gangan suddenly remembered that Lin Jiayu said this demon was interested in both men and women.
Consequently, the thought of BL came to mind.
This led her to wonder if Ye Xi had ‘those’ feelings for Fang Zhihan.
After all the dishes arrived, Ye Xi finally stopped clinging to Fang Zhihan and raised a wine glass towards Yu Gangan, “Sis, here’s a toast to you. Thanks to your healing hands and amazing acupuncture skills, my grandmother was cured of her torturous illness.”
Yu Gangan was drinking juice. She raised her glass and smiled, “You’ve already thanked me many times. You don’t have to thank me anymore. When it comes to your grandmother’s condition, the people that put in the most effort were your family doctor and Manager Lu from the Chinese medicine association. He ran around quite a lot for your grandmother.”
“You’re right, Sis, I will definitely treat him well.”
Ye Xi thought the woman in front of him was great. She was both loyal and righteous.
No wonder his brother was interested in her.
In the future, he wanted to find a good woman, just like his brother.
After a few glasses of wine, Ye Xi was a little drunk. But, he said clearly, “Bro, I will be at your beck and call from now on. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west.”
Fang Zhihan grabbed some food for Yu Gangan and replied calmly, “That’s not necessary.”
Yu Gangan couldn’t help but burst into laughter, “Those that don’t know, might think that you guys are setting up a gang.”
Ye Xi patted his chest and said, “If Bro wants to set up a gang, I am ready to be his right-hand man.”
[He actually has that thought?]
Yu Gangan sighed, “A right-hand man needs to have special skills. What special skill do you have?”
Special skill?
Ye Xi frowned.
He used to claim that he had infinite strengths and that he was invincible.
But now, in front of his idol, he really had nothing to gloat about. He couldn’t compare in any aspect...Wait, no, there was one thing that he was better at.
With a chuckle, he said, “I have 36 techniques for flirting, 72 pick-up lines, and 18 spark-inducing touches. If you want, there is no woman you can’t take home with you.”
Yu Gangan was so shocked by this comment that she almost choked on her food.
Fang Zhihan gently patted her back and handed her a glass of water. Only after she drank it, did she realize she was drinking from Fang Zhihan’s glass.
Yu Gangan froze like she had been turned to stone.
She wanted to pretend like nothing happened, but Ye Xi started teasing ambiguously, “You guys have a good relationship...” He then frowned, “I said the wrong thing just now. Don’t be upset Sister-in-law. What I meant was, I have 36 wife-seducing techniques and 72 wife-coaxing tricks.”