Chapter 111: Will you eat first or me first?
Chapter 111: Will you eat first or me first?
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Hearing the knock on the door, Wang Han, who was standing at the door, opened the door and was obviously startled when he saw the beautiful woman at the door: "Huh? Are you an agent from the headquarters, Fang Mingyue?"
"Hello, I'm looking for Tan Shen." Fang Mingyue said.
Nonsense, this is Tan Shens room. Who doesnt know youre looking for Tan Shen?
But due to Shen Ge's current situation, Wang Han still said: "Sorry, Tan Shen may be a little inconvenient now, why don't you come later?"
Fang Mingyue wanted to nod, but she felt a little strange when she heard the movement in the room. She subconsciously turned her head and saw a scene that shattered her vision.
I have seen the calm and steady Rong City branch director Deng Yuqi a few times at the headquarters, riding on an agent and beating him up.
Hey, hey, hey, you cant hit someone in the face. If you do this again, Ill hit you back! A certain agent tried his best to protect his face.
Deng Yuqi simply stopped fighting and grabbed Shen Ge's neck as if to strangle him to death.
Shen Ge and Deng Yuqi can now be considered as "students from the same school", but Deng Yuqi clearly "disdains" the kung fu of a certain big shot, and his Tai Chi skill is extremely exquisite, which makes Shen Ge, a beginner of Bajiquan, deeply understand What does it mean to "overcome strength with softness".
In addition, Deng Yuqi is also good at the Five Elements Boxing and the Tiger and Crane Double Form. He is even more superb at combining several martial arts in one hand. Shen Ge was caught in less than ten moves with only Baji and special fighting skills.
Even though he only passed ten moves, Feng Chengxiu and others were not underestimated. Instead, they were shocked by Shen Ge's growth rate.
Because of Deng Yuqi's situation, to paraphrase a line from "Fearless", "Can you guys stop this punch that has taken twenty years of effort?"... And her situation is a little more complicated. To be precise, she practiced martial arts at the age of three. This skill takes twenty-five years of hard work!
Kung Fu is honed over time is best reflected in Deng Yuqi. She has trained her physical fitness to the limit of human beings.
There is only one person in the entire department who can take on Deng Yuqi's ten full-strength attacks. It is not Section Chief Chen or instructors such as Feng Chengxiu Yu Tiexiong, but Lin Yin, who is born with an unusual physique. Gunslinger's monster.
Perhaps Deng Yuqi was suspected of letting off steam just now, but the first three moves with Shen Ge were elbow to elbow and punch to punch. They were real full-out attacks, but Shen Ge resolved them one by one.
A "newcomer" who has learned Bajibeng for less than two months, a "newcomer" who has been in the army for less than four months, can actually compete with the first person in the special strategy department in actual combat.
Even Feng Chengxiu did not expect that Shen Ge would make such rapid progress in just over a month. It was estimated that if he played against him again, he would only have a 30% chance of defeating Shen Ge.
If Deng Yuqi only relies on Baji, he may not be able to defeat Shen Ge within ten moves. However, the opponent's twenty-five years of training is not something he can predict. As soon as he grabs him, Shen Ge will lie down.
"Well, this is..." Fang Mingyue's expression became a little subtle. One of these two people was the target she chased day and night and dreamed of surpassing, and the other was the counterattack agent she admired most now.
"Oh, internal grievances, small questions and small questions..." Before Wang Han could finish his words, Feng Chengxiu slapped him on the head.
"What nonsense are you talking about? If word spreads, others will think that there is internal discord in our Rong City branch. Fang Tan, don't worry about it. Our minister and Shen Tan are discussing things." Feng Chengxiu explained.
...uh. Is this a discussion method?
Fang Mingyue had a strange expression.
"Hey, Xiao Fang is here. Come in and sit down. I'll greet you after I finish beating Shen Ge." Deng Yuqi pinched her hard a few more times, then let go and stood up, clapped her hands, and instantly returned to her mature and steady state. She looked as if she wasn't the one who beat Shen Ge just now.
Fang Mingyue held it in for a long time before saying, "Well, Seventh Sister, the atmosphere in your department is really... a little different from other departments."
Haha, I am quite easy-going and like to mingle with my subordinates. Deng Yuqi said with a smile.
This is really a "fight".
It seems that there is nothing wrong with it.
Deng Yuqi sat on the sofa, glanced at Shen Ge next to him, then looked at Fang Mingyue and said: "Xiao Fang, although you are not old, you are also a senior counterattack agent of our special strategy department. Tell me, As a counter-terrorism agent, what should you do if you disobey your superiors orders?
Fang Mingyue stood up straight and said sternly: "As a counter-terrorist agent, disobeying orders from superiors should be dealt with according to military law... However, if Detective Shen does this, he must have his own intentions. I believe that based on Detective Shen's experience, he will never do this. Such a low-level mistake must be due to a deeper understanding of the current battle situation."
As soon as these words came out, Deng Yuqi couldn't hold back any longer, and asked Shen Ge in a low voice: "Okay, when did Xiao Fang become your crazy fan?"
Praise for killing, definitely praise for killing. Shen Ge replied in a low voice.
The two of them were muttering there, and now it was Feng Chengxiu and the others' turn to be unable to hold back any longer. You two were talking about cross talk, so you thought the others were deaf, right?
Unexpectedly, Fang Mingyue didn't care, and said with a serious face: "I have cooperated with Shen Tan. At that time, I was in danger many times in the fourth-level strange space. Thanks to Shen Tan, he came to the rescue. It was also Shen Tan. The scolding woke me up and made me understand that I cannot just rigidly adhere to orders, but must have an overall view."
After listening to Fang Mingyue boasting about Shen Ge for a few minutes, even I was confused and wanted to ask, "Are you sure you are talking about me?"
Deng Yuqi also had a troubled face and patted Shen Ge on the shoulder: "Since you have friends coming, we won't delay you."
As soon as Deng Yuqi left, the rest of the people quickly followed suit. Otherwise, they would be digging their toes into the ground if they stayed here and listened to the crazy fans.
Shen Ge sighed, looked at Fang Mingyue and asked, "What do you want from me?"
Fang Mingyue said: "Actually, it's nothing. I think staying with Tan Shen will always help me learn more things. If it's inconvenient, I'll leave now."
Sister, just go and dont act like a wronged little daughter-in-law, okay? If you go out like this, others will think I did something to you.
Shen Ge pointed to the seat beside him and said, "Sit down. Speaking of which, why didn't I see Mr. He this time? I thought he would also attend such an occasion."
"He Lao is old. This kind of meeting is too tiring. Judging from the two-day meeting itinerary, it is simply a waste of time for various countries to display their special equipment." Fang Mingyue sat down and said.
"What about Chen Guang? I remember he came to this seminar too." Shen Ge still had an impression of this guy. Although he looked like a loser, he finally mustered up the courage to help.
Originally I wanted to ask Fang Mingyue when I had dinner yesterday, but after two days of hard work, I was very sleepy, so I just ate something and Shen Ge went back to his room to sleep.
"Yesterday there was a riot in the center of Seoul City. The idiot ran to join in the fun and had a conflict with the little stick soldier. Now he has been punished and is being detained." Fang Mingyue said that after watching the news yesterday, all the agents and soldiers wanted to "help I told Shen Ge about the "field".
Alas, these guys are still too inexperienced. Shen Ge sighed.
Fang Mingyue was stunned when he heard this, and asked doubtfully: "Ah, why, I don't quite understand what you mean by 'experience' Shen Tan."
Shen Ge said earnestly: "How can I reveal my identity as a spy of the Great Heavenly Dynasty at this time? It was me who rushed up and said, 'Bagaya Road, you little sticks, how dare you disturb me when I go shopping? If you are looking for a dead end, and then have a conflict with the little stick, won't you get rid of yourself?"
Fang Mingyue was stunned. She didn't expect such an operation to be possible. She nodded immediately and said: "I understand. What Shen Tan means is that we must be good at disguise no matter what the environment is, and we must not leave any clues to the enemy! If they can have Shen Tan How can he be held accountable by a stickman if he only has one-tenth of his experience?"
"That's right." Shen Ge was mostly joking, but Fang Mingyue didn't expect that Fang Mingyue actually listened, and nodded like a child.
"I've learned a lesson." Fang Mingyue looked serious, thinking that it was indeed the right choice to come to Shen Tan. Shen Tan's words and deeds always reveal profound wisdom.
Shen Ge asked: "Our minister said that because of the strange incident at the Seoul base yesterday, we need to investigate whether a certain agent involved in the operation moved the strange body in full view of the public. We will not return home until at least two days after the investigation is completed. , what are your plans for these two days?"
Fang Mingyue snorted coldly: "I just said that we shouldn't help those little sticks. Counterattack agents from all over the world risked their lives to solve strange incidents for them, but in the end they fell out and suspected the counterattack agents. Really, we should really think that we are against them The spooky agents are as shameless as their little sticks. They want to take possession of everything they see. Huh, its probably these shameless **** who directed and acted on their own. They swallowed the spooky corpses and framed the blame on the spooky agents in other countries. On the body."
Sister, after all, its wrong to curse people.
After scolding, Fang Mingyue changed her tone: "I don't have any other plans for the past two days. What can I do for Detective Shen? If you need my help, just ask."
Are you familiar with Bang Country? Generally speaking, what kind of gift would be suitable to bring to your girlfriend when traveling here? Shen Ge asked.
Fang Mingyue said: "Detective Shen wants to bring a gift to his girlfriend? Let me think about it... Jiangnan here, uh, no, there was an incident yesterday at Jiangnan Mall and it has been closed down. How about going to Seoul Jiuluo Duty Free Shop? Or the one in the dark cave New Century Duty Free Shop is also fine. I heard that the items in these two duty free shops are very good and the prices are cheaper than in China. As for what gifts to choose...for girls, its nothing more than four-piece sets, clothes, jewelry, cosmetics, and bags. "
"If Tan Tan wants to choose a gift, why don't I introduce my friend to you? She is the manager of the Special Policy Department of Dajing City and has a lot of research on cosmetics. Every time we get together as best friends, we will ask her to go shopping together. Come on, let her recommend the latest cosmetics to us."
Then Ill trouble you. Shen Ge said.
Fang Mingyue smiled and said, "It's my honor to be able to help Tan Tan with this little matter. If it weren't for you, I would have died in Dongyu Village long ago."
Through the introduction of Fang Mingyue, Shen Ge met Hu Tinglan from the Logistics Management Department of the Special Policy Department of Dajing City. Originally, when Hu Tinglan saw Fang Mingyue pulling her to a handsome guy in excitement, she thought she was going to introduce her boyfriend to her. Who knew she was helping someone else choose a gift for their girlfriend?
I said sister, you must be sick. Its okay if you dont poach others, but you enthusiastically help others choose gifts for their girlfriends. Do you have the constitution of a boiling sheep?
"Hello, I am Shen Ge from the Rong City branch." Shen Ge smiled slightly and stretched out his hand towards Hu Tinglan.
Hu Tinglan shook hands politely, nodded and said: "Hello, I am Hu Tinglan. Handsome guy, why do I think your name sounds familiar...ah! I remembered, you are the future of the special policy department that Brother Li of the Qianzhou branch mentioned Star, the detective who contributed the most to the strange events at Level 4 in Yuzhou!"
Dianzhou Branch, Brother Li?
Which Brother Li?
Shen Ge thought about it for a long time but didn't know who this person was. There were so many people in the temporary command camp at that time, and in the end no one could be named.
"Ming Yue, you are really good at hiding. You don't even tell your sisters that you know Shen Tan. You...should be cooperating in that strange space, right? Tell me, was the situation very dangerous at that time? Was it with It's the same as what Brother Li said. The entire elite team went out and fought **** battles for several days before they beheaded that weird fourth-level head?" Hu Tinglan looked at Fang Mingyue with a gossipy face.
"This..." Fang Mingyue hesitated. She had promised Deng Yuqi to keep Shen Ge's matter a secret. After she returned to Beijing, even when she reported to the superiors, she reported it according to Deng Yuqi's words.
Were going shopping together anyway, why dont we chat on the road? Shen Ge helped Fang Mingyue out of trouble.
Hu Tinglan just wanted to hear the story anyway, and it didnt matter who told it where: Okay, we have two little girls accompanying us this time, and they are interested in your heroic deeds. When shopping, its more lively when there are more people. How about calling them too?"
I dont care, its up to you. Shen Ge said.
Hu Tinglan added: "Oh, yes, there is also Seventh Sister. Last time, Seventh Sister asked me to recommend facial cleanser to her, so we happened to go and buy it together this time."
Just like that, the shopping group of three people soon grew to nearly ten people. In addition to Deng Yuqi, there was also a certain elite warrior who saw many beautiful women and dragged Ma Chao to join them.
Old Shen, I heard that you brought special products back? Ma Chao asked as he walked beside Shen Ge.nove(l)bi(n.)com
Shen Ge nodded: "Yes, what are the specialties of Bang Country? What do you recommend?"
Wang Han smiled and answered: "Bringing a girl group back? As Shen Tan, if you don't mention a girl group, just name which girl group you want, the chaebol will definitely..."
Snapped!
Wang Han was slapped on the head before he finished his oral pleasure.
"Wang Han, I know what you did before joining the army. Once you join the army, you have to look like a soldier. If you continue to talk so openly, go back and ask Chen Ke to arrange three months of special training for you." Deng Yuqi said angrily.
Once he heard about the three-month special training, Wang Han suddenly stopped and said, "Minister, I'm just joking."
"Can such words be used as a joke? What's more, Shen Ge is picking out gifts for his girlfriend and bringing a girl group back. You can imagine that." Deng Yuqi scolded.
Cheng Shengnan was stunned for a moment. Just now he was only concerned about whether Shen Ge would take risks, but he ignored the tricks behind it. Concern would lead to chaos. Obviously, he forgot that Shen Ge would never suffer.
"No matter what, remember, safety comes first in everything. Nothing is more important than your life. I have money. I don't lack anything. I just want you to be well." Cheng Shengnan said gently.
As ordered! Shen Ge said in a very artificial way.
"Perfunctory."
"Ah? Was I very perfunctory just now? Let's do it again..." After Shen Ge finished speaking, he came up again.
A few minutes later.
"...How did you think of picking this necklace?" Cheng Shengnan tried to change the subject. Based on her understanding of Shen Ge, Shen Ge should know nothing about jewelry.
"Oh, I entered their showroom. This necklace is in the center, the brightest, and the price is marked as 'not for sale'. I think it should be very good."
As expected of you.
Hey, Im talking to you about business, dont touch me. Cheng Shengnan snorted.
Shen Ge was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became extremely serious: "When it comes to business, you reminded me. I remember someone promised that he would change his clothes and show me when I get back safely, right?"
Yes? I dont remember. Cheng Shengnan said.
Shen Ge looked like he knew you would cheat a long time ago. He took out his phone and opened the photo: "I knew you would cheat a long time ago. I recorded the screen."
Hey! Youre recording this kind of chat! Cheng Shengnan pretended to grab the phone, but was overpowered by Shen Ge the next second and played the recording.
Some people can say that she never lies. Shen Ge joked.
In the end, Cheng Shengnan couldn't resist Shen Ge's tough words and could only go back to the room to change clothes, while Shen Ge was scrolling through his cell phone in the living room.
Okay, you can come in. A few minutes later, Cheng Shengnans voice came from the bedroom.
Shen Ge walked over and opened the door, only to see Cheng Shengnan had put on white pajamas and was sitting by the bed.
Shen Ge admired it, raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you going to use this to test cadres?"
Cheng Shengnan was speechless.
Then he gritted his teeth and said, "Please get out."
Would you like to change to the next one?
Dont think about it.
Well, its time to start cheating.
Just change it!
How about I stand here and guide you?
Wont change it.
"Okay, I'll go out." Shen Ge closed the door.
A few minutes later.
"alright."
Shen Ge opened the door. This time, Cheng Shengnan put on a white shirt that reached to his thighs, paired with white stockings, which immediately made his eyes light up.
Tsk, tsk, as a senior pajama reviewer, I have to admit that a simple shirt can make a lot of **** pajamas. Shen Ge commented with a very professional look and walked towards the room.
"You've crossed the line. If you go further...I won't change the ones behind you." Cheng Shengnan pointed at the door and said in a threatening tone.
Shen Ge reluctantly stepped back to the door and closed the door with a smile: "Looking forward to your next set."
The "pajamas show" lasted for almost an hour. Cheng Shengnan fulfilled her promise and changed into seven or eight sets of various pajamas for Shen Ge to "review".
Finally, finish with "regular" black pajamas paired with black stockings.
Shen Ge followed Cheng Shengnan to the kitchen, leaned against the door frame and said, "Actually, I think you looked good wearing only a white shirt before. Why did you choose this suit in the end?"
Cheng Shengnan opened the refrigerator, took out the juice and took a sip, then gave Shen Ge a blank look: "Do you think it's cool for me to walk around the house wearing only a white shirt?"
"picture."
Im too lazy to pay attention to you. Cheng Shengnan opened the lower shelf of the refrigerator and said, There are steaks, chicken legs and chicken breasts. What do you want to eat for lunch?
The kitchen is clean and you can tell at a glance that it is rarely used. Based on Shen Ge's understanding of Cheng Shengnan, defrosting steak and frying it was already the highest level of her cooking skills.
What do you think? Shen Ge blocked Cheng Shengnan in front of the refrigerator.
Now, yes, its daytime.
Oh, so what?
Huh? Cheng Shengnan didnt expect Shen Ge to give such an answer. He was stunned for a moment, but in the next second, Shen Ge had already carried him to the cupboard and sat down on it.
I heard that your English is good.
?
Cheng Shengnan looked confused.
My English is quite poor, why dont you teach me English? Shen Ge smiled and kissed her.
After being let go, Cheng Shengnan's eyes were misty, blurry and seductive. He bit his lip and asked, "What do you want to learn?"
Shen Ge said: Lets start with the simplest letters.
You. Cheng Shengnan felt weak all over.
"ah."
"lighter."
So saying...the legs are playing with the New Year is not just talk.
Cheng Shengnan regretted not eating more for breakfast, which resulted in him not eating lunch or dinner. Now he was tired and hungry, and he didn't even want to move his fingers.
Shen Ge looked at Cheng Shengnan who was huddled in his arms, and suddenly felt that there was a reason why the neighbor next door who was living a good life often played "Dear, do you eat first or me first?" "You are so pretty, you can eat it." He showed off one Not only was I not hungry in the afternoon, I was also quite energetic.
Cheng Shengnan felt the warmth on his legs and slapped Shen Ge's hand away: "Please, let me go first...it really hurts, let me rest. Besides, I'm really hungry."
What do you want to eat? Shen Ge asked.
Cheng Shengnan asked: "What will you do?"
"It's a bit exaggerated to prepare a Manchu-Han banquet, but it's no problem to cook a few dishes for you. I studied under the 'Chinese Culinary Institute', Tang Niu is my senior brother, and the young master is my junior brother." Shen Ge is a person with the spirit of happy events. Cool, he said with a proud look on his face.
Cheng Shengnan looked unbelieving.
Shen Ge wrapped Cheng Shengnan in a quilt and got out of bed: "Wait."
Cheng Shengnan was lying on the bed scrolling through her cell phone when she heard the sound of ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong coming from the kitchen. Now she was tired, hungry and in pain. Even if Shen Ge burned down her kitchen, she didn't want to get up and take a look.
Half an hour later, Shen Ge went back to the room and opened the closet. Cheng Shengnan thought that he would be fooled again and choose a pair of short pajamas for himself, but instead he took out a normal set.
The reason given by Shen Ge made Cheng Shengnan dumbfounded, "I need to change into something cooler. I guess I won't be able to eat this meal if it's cold."
Cheng Shengnan wanted to take off her tattered black silk stockings, but Shen Ge stopped her and told her in a professional tone that this was called a home-style seduction style.
Nerve.
Cheng Shengnan complained in his mind and was carried to the dining table by Shen Ge. He was surprised when he saw three dishes, one soup and a takeaway steak.
You really know how to cook? Cheng Shengnan was slightly surprised.
Shen Ge gave Cheng Shengnan a piece of fried chicken breast with green pepper and said with a smile: "You have lived alone for more than ten years, you can't eat instant noodles every day, right?"
"Oh. Then I'll cook it for you." Cheng Shengnan said.
Shen Ge smiled and said: "I think for the safety of my life, I should do such a small thing as cooking. As the saying goes, beauty and cooking skills are inversely proportional. With your appearance, I cannot compliment you on your cooking skills."
Hmph, who are you looking down on? Cheng Shengnan decided to go back and study his cooking skills to calm this arrogant and arrogant guy.
But to be arrogant, the dishes Shen Ge cooked seemed simple, but the taste and heat were just right, making Cheng Shengnan, who was already extremely hungry, really feel like he was eating a Manchu banquet.
After dinner, Shen Ge cleaned up the kitchen and then sat on the sofa with Cheng Shengnan to watch a movie. Cheng Shengnan fell asleep leaning against him in a daze.
As a result, I went to bed too early and couldn't sleep in the second half of the night and was wasted for half the night.
After a day of tossing, Cheng Shengnan came to a conclusion...that is, Shen Ge is truly a leg control. Not only is he a loser, but he is also a loser in socks!
Son of a bitch! Ive never practiced yoga! Cheng Shengnan was completely angry.