CH 35

Divorce is not possible, ever.

But Tang Yi Yuan could run away from home and take Lu Tang Tang back to the Tang family!

When Lu Cheng chased him home, Tang Yi Yuan had already left with a small red suitcase in one hand and Lu Tang Tang in the other!

Lu Cheng looked at the empty room and shouted silently, wife please love me once more!

Lu Cheng chased his wife all the way to Tang’s house, where Tang Bo Te gave him a helpless look, then drove him out of the house, deliberately saying loudly, “Yi Yuan won’t let you in, so you should go back.”

Tang Bo Te looked in the direction of Tang Yi Yuan’s room, dragged Lu Cheng to the corner and whispered, “Perform well, I’ll work with you inside and outside1里应外合 (lǐ yìng wài hé): An idiom, means to attack from the outside while receiving assistance from the inside. so you can bring your wife home soon.”

Lu Cheng burst into tears of gratitude and shook Tang Bo Te’s hand, “Thank you, dad Tang.”

He laughed lightly and squeezed his eyes, “Next time your daddy Yuan is angry with me and runs to your house, do you know what to do?”

“Of course, we’ll work with you from the inside and outside to try to get daddy Yuan to come home soon!”

Lu Cheng did not hesitate to promise, reaching a strategic alliance with Tang Bo Te to chase his wife.

At least he could get first-hand information about his wife and know how he and the two babies were doing.

But it was up to him to chase his wife and if he refused to come home, no one could help him.

He squatted in the corner of the Tang house, holding his mobile phone and asking a question in the forum: What should I do if I make my wife angry and he runs away from home with the children?

1st floor: There is nothing that a sleep can’t solve.

Although he would like to, but his wife is pregnant, this method does not work, Lu Cheng sighed sadly, continuing to scroll down.

2nd floor: Send money, flowers, bags!

Unfortunately, all his money is already his wife’s, the money to buy things has to be deducted from his card, so it still doesn’t work.

3rd floor: Act spoilt, if once doesn’t work, act spoilt twice.

I can’t even see my wife, how to act spoilt!

Lu Cheng read a few more comments, but all of them were useless advice so he turned off his phone in disappointment.

When he stood up to move his sore legs, he looked up and saw Lu Tang Tang being picked up by the driver after school.

When Lu Tang Tang saw him, he ran over meekly and shouted, “Big dad!”

Lu Cheng suddenly lit up and thought of a way, although he couldn’t go in, his son could!

He excitedly picked up Lu Tang Tang, “Tang Tang, will you help big dad get daddy home?”

Lu Tang Tang shook his head, “Teacher taught us that you have to do things by yourself.”

“……” Lu Cheng was silent for a moment, then took it up again and decided to throw out a little bait, “If you help me coax daddy home, I’ll let you eat McDonald’s five times.”

Lu Tang Tang’s eyes lit up and he instantly compromised without hesitation, leaving the teacher’s words behind him and holding out his little hand to bargain, “Ten times!”

……As expected of my son.

“Deal!” Lu Cheng stretched out his palm.

Lu Tang Tang happily nodded his little head and gave a heavy pat on Lu Cheng’s palm.

Lu Cheng watched Lu Tang Tang all the way into the house, son, go for it! Big dad’s happiness depends on you!

Lu Tang Tang walked into the house on short legs, brewed his emotions for a moment, fell headlong into Tang Yi Yuan’s arms and began to bawl without tears, “Daddy, a child without big dad is like a blade of grass……”

He hadn’t finished……before he was lifted up.

Lu Tang Tang’s voice stopped and he blinked innocently.

Tang Yi Yuan took him by his little collar and put him on the sofa, kindly reminding, “Your big dad doesn’t count, even if he agrees to let you eat McDonald’s, it’s useless even if I don’t. If you surrender now, I can consider taking you to eat McDonald’s once.”

Lu Tang Tang thought about how obedient big dad was in front of his daddy and immediately rebelled, stretching out his little arms to hug Tang Yi Yuan tightly and rubbing him petulantly, “Baby is a good boy, where daddy is, baby will be there ……can we go to McDonald’s now?”

Big dad, don’t blame baby, it’s all because McDonald’s is too tempting!

Lu Cheng’s plan to get Lu Tang Tang to coax Tang Yi Yuan to go home was a complete failure.

Lu Cheng went home by himself in dismay, ignoring the sympathetic eyes of the housekeeper and went back to his room.

At night, he lay alone in bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, his mind filled with thoughts of Tang Yi Yuan.

The first hour after his wife left, he missed him.

The second hour after his wife left, he missed him.

The third hour after his his wife left, he missed him.

……

After putting Lu Tang Tang to bed, Tang Yi Yuan went back to his room. He had just climbed into bed when he heard intermittent tapping sounds coming from outside the window.

Tang Yi Yuan’s heart almost popped out, and he rushed over to open the window and pulled Lu Cheng in.

“Are you crazy? It’s so dark, what if you fall down!” Tang Yi Yuan couldn’t help but roar low in anger.

He took a heartfelt glance out of the window, there was no guardrail outside, it was too dangerous for Lu Cheng to climb in through the window.

“It’s only the 2nd floor here, I won’t fall to my death, at most I’ll break a leg.” Lu Cheng smiled and hugged Tang Yi Yuan into his arms, his Omega was caring for him.

Tang Yi Yuan pushed him away, “Broken leg Gong, I don’t want it, you go back.”

“You also said, the sky is so dark, it’s dangerous for me to go down from the window.” Lu Cheng played rascal. In order to bring his wife home as soon as possible, he had to carry out his shamelessness to the end!

Tang Yi Yuan did not hesitate, “Use the front door.”

“The housekeeper is already asleep, the old man is old, let’s not disturb him.” Lu Cheng expressed great concern for the housekeeper.

Tang Yi Yuan was worried that he would really run to climb out of the window and leave, so he had to let him go for now and rolled over onto the bed without saying a word.

Lu Cheng looked at the half of the bed that Tang Yi Yuan had left open and automatically climbed up, taking Tang Yi Yuan in his arms.

Tang Yi Yuan grunted with residual anger: “I just need a pillow, you don’t move.”

Hey, it’s all because Lao Gong’s arm is more comfortable than a pillow.

Lu Cheng hugged him a little tighter, “I won’t move around.”

It’s good to be able to hold your wife smoothly, what do you need a bicycle for2I’m not too sure what this bicycle reference means but I know driving is a euphemism for sex so maybe??

Lu Cheng who wrapped his arms around his wife was too excited to sleep, remembering the reply from the 3rd floor of the forum, he decided to spill the beans and try, “wife……”

Tang Yi Yuan closed his eyes and did not answer, as if he was already asleep.

Lu Cheng’s voice became softer, trying to imitate the voice of a dainty little demon on TV, “Lao~Po3老婆 (lǎo pó): an endearment to call one’s wife……”

Tang Yi Yuan still didn’t respond.

Lu Cheng pursed his lips and decided to deliver the final blow, “……Niang Zi4娘子 (niáng zǐ): What one would call their wife in ancient times?”

“Ah ha?” Tang Yi Yuan opened her eyes: “……”

Say! Is it possible to be infected after being with a sand sculptor for a long time!

Tang Yi Yuan covered Lao Gong’s mouth, “Shut up!”

Lu Cheng caught his wife’s hand and kissed it. He automatically and consciously obeyed the rules, and did not move around, hugging wife to have a good night’s sleep.

When he got up in the morning, everyone wasn’t too surprised to see Lu Cheng and Tang Bo Te couldn’t help but exclaim, “When I was young, I also went through windows in order to woo your daddy, I get it I get it.”

Tang Bo Te and Lu Cheng looked at each other and smiled, who is not yet a hard-working Alpha.

The Tang family had a rich breakfast and Yuan Qiu had even made a tonic soup for Tang Yi Yuan but unfortunately, with the cub in his stomach, Tang Yi Yuan had no appetite for anything and did not eat a bite even after sitting down for half a day.

Lu Cheng touched his stomach and asked with concern, “You don’t want to eat this? Then what do you want to eat?”

Tang Yi Yuan pushed his hand away in disgust, he hadn’t forgotten that he was running away from home.

He wanted to eat something spicy and couldn’t help but lick his lips and said, “Mala crayfish5.”

Lu Cheng chucked a xiao long bao6小笼包 (xiǎo lóng bāo): It’s like a meat dumping and has some soup in it. It’s delicious

into his bowl and said softly, “Eat breakfast first, and I’ll buy you crayfish at lunchtime.”

That way, he could continue to stay at Tang’s house!

Tang Yi Yuan could only temporarily indulge Lu Cheng’s little mind and let him stay at Tang’s house in order to eat spicy crayfish, after all, when the crayfish were bought back, can’t lack Lao Gong to peel the crayfish.

Lu Cheng dawdled at the Tang house all morning just refusing to leave until noon when he personally went to buy spicy crayfish and returned, pleasingly placing it on the dining table.

The wife chasing alliance Tang Bo Te secretly gave him a thumbs up and Lu Cheng gave him a yea.

Whatever his wife wants, do it immediately. Keep it up like this and his wife won’t be far from going home!

Tang Yi Yuan’s eyes fell on the crayfish, red and fragrant, he gulped and reached for the crayfish to eat.

Lu Cheng hurriedly snatched the crayfish out of his hand and held it a little further away, “Don’t eat it, it’s bought for you to smell.”

Tang Yi Yuan froze for half a second and asked incredulously, “What did you say ……it was bought for?”

Lu Cheng peeled a crayfish and put it in front of Tang Yi Yuan and gave him a sniff, “It’s for you to smell, Shen Qing said you should try to avoid eating spicy food during pregnancy, chillies are not good for you and the baby’s health.”

Tang Yi Yuan was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, the thing he wanted to eat the most was placed in front of him, but he could only look at it, but not eat it, was there anything more cruel than that?

He was still holding the crayfish in front of him, fanning the smell towards him from time to time, as if he wanted him to smell it more, Tang Yi Yuan simply suspected that Lu Cheng had a grudge against him.

Tang Bo Te looked at Lu Cheng and silently withdrew his thumbs up, he finally understood why his son was always clamouring for a divorce.

The next moment, Lu Cheng was thrown out of the Tang house to the sound of Tang Yi Yuan’s angry shout, and with him, his crayfish.

Tang Bo Te could not help and announced that the wife chasing alliance was disbanded on the spot. From his years of combat experience, there was no future in aligning with such teammates.

Later that night, when Lu Cheng once again made the difficult journey over the Tang family’s high walls, the Tang family housekeeper was waiting at the base of the wall, followed by ten bodyguards.

The housekeeper looked up helplessly at Lu Cheng on the wall, his voice respectful: “Gu Ye7姑爷 (gū yé): son-in-law, used by the female’s side of the family., the young master told me not to let you in no matter what.”

Lu Cheng looked at those bodyguards that Tang Bo Te had brought back from the army and had to flip back out again.

He went back to Lu house with his head hanging and laid on his empty bed, continuing to miss his wife.

The 32nd hour of his wife left, he missed him.

The 58th hour after his wife left, he missed him.

The 135th hour after his wife left, he missed him.

……

On the seventh day after Tang Yi Yuan left home, Lu Cheng finally couldn’t stand it any longer and brought a group of bodyguards and stormed into Tang’s house, snatching his wife out of the house against all odds.

Although no one in the Tang family stopped him, his wife even took the initiative to hug his neck.

Lu Cheng wore sunglasses and handsomely steered the wheel, turning his head from time to time to look at the young wife he had snatched back next to him, revealing a mysterious and unpredictable smile.

Tang Yi Yuan: “……Drive properly and watch the road.”

Lu Cheng had to focus on watching the road ahead, as a good Alpha, he had to listen to Omega no matter what.

What a sweet burden!

He thought sourly to himself, he hadn’t felt this sweet burden for a week, let the sweetness come harder!

He drove all the way to the back of the estate and parked the car by a pond.

Tang Yi Yuan gave him a surprised look, got out of the car and walked over to the pond to have a look, then looked at Lu Cheng with a puzzled face.

What did Lao Gong bring him here for?

Lu Cheng took off his sunglasses, revealing an evil smile, then walked over and embraced him from behind, looking at the shimmering water and said with deep emotion: “Wife, I have contracted this pond and had it filled with crayfish, when you have Er Bao next year, these crayfish will be grown up and they will be fat and fragrant. Then, you can eat as much as you want, I will peel them for you every day and I’ll make sure you have enough.”

Tang Yi Yuan couldn’t hold back and let out a puff of laughter.

The seven days of punishment seemed almost enough, Tang Tang was clamouring last night that he missed his big dad, and he……wanted to go home.

When Lu Cheng saw his wife smiling, it was like seeing hope, he also smiled along with him, picking up again and softly saying, “wife, will you come home with me? I miss you, I will only love you for the rest of my life, I will treat you well for the rest of our life, you can punish me when I do something wrong, punish me any way you want, just don’t leave me.”

In the past, he had not done enough to tell his wife how he felt about him, which had caused him to think wildly and ask to divorce him. In the future he would tell him every day that he loved him and only him.

He would be good to his wife for the rest of his life.

Tang Yi Yuan’s eyes softened as he held the ring in his hand, secretly raising the corners of his mouth, then nodded gently. In fact, he had clamoured for a divorce several times but he had only been waiting for Lu Cheng to say that he loved him, and he knew that in the future, he wouldn’t even have to clamour for a divorce anymore.

Lu Cheng couldn’t help but let out a cheer, contentedly cupping his daughter-in-law’s face, lowering his head and kissing him deeply.

The sun shone on their bodies and their reflections were tightly entwined, inseparable.

I, Lu Cheng! Today successfully exchanged a pond of crayfish for my most sincere love!

melon: And that’s the end of Yi Yuan’s arc! Btw did they forget to bring Tang Tang back?

Tomorrow will be the start of Er Yuan’s arc. His arc is the shortest in the series compared to Yi Yuan’s who has the longest arc. Do stay tuned!~