In Huping new city, Lao Xu drove to his tea friend's shop. Lao Xu chatted with his friend for two hours, but I didn't insert a word. I was depressed and drinking tea.
After enough talking, Lao Xu said goodbye to his old friend. It's already dark.
After getting out and getting on the bus, Lao Xu asked me, "what's wrong
I'm not happy. I want to beat you!
"Yes."
"Hungry?" He asked.
"What do you say?" I said
"Yes, let's find a place and invite me to dinner. I'm hungry, too... "
What a shame.
After a few laps, he took a fancy to an upscale hotel: "that's it!"
He went in and ordered a lot of dishes. On the first dish, he began to gobble it up. In less than ten minutes, he said, "I'm full, let's go!"
I said, "I'm not full yet!"
"Why aren't you full?" he asked
I said, "I didn't have all the dishes. Why should I rush to eat?"
"Oh, I deserve it. It's none of my business. You're not leaving, are you? If you don't go, I'll go first. "
"You man! What do you mean? Why do you order so many dishes since you don't eat them? "
"I felt very hungry just now, but now I'm full. I'm sorry to cost you. Then you can take a taxi or wait for the bus tomorrow. There will be a bus at 6:30 tomorrow morning. Don't worry. I'm not lying to you. I'll go first
I bear a stomach of anger to settle the account, on the Deputy seat.
Lao Xu said, "where are your hundreds of millions of broken stores?"
I said angrily, "what's a broken store? Go and have a look! "
After hundreds of millions of stores, I pointed to hundreds of millions of new City stores: "look, that, that!"
Lao Xu looked around for half a minute: "where, where? Where the hell is it? Haven't you seen me? "
I was angry: "it's over! Did you do it on purpose? You think I'm funny, don't you? "
"Past? Let's go. I'm sleepy. Let's go back. "
I clenched my fist. I wanted to kick him off.
Out of the new town, he reached for it. "What do you want to do?" I asked
"Smoke."
I turned out my cigarette case and gave him my only cigarette. He told me to light it, then turn the car around and go back to the new town. I wonder, "what do you want to do? Go back to the store? "
Lao Xu said, "I'm full. Do you want to go to the store? There's no more cigarettes. Go and buy cigarettes. How else would you like to drive back? "
I said, "I'll drive! Now that they are out of the new town, they have to go back. It takes more than half an hour to go back and forth. Are you tired? "
"Your skill, I'm afraid you're in the ditch. Young people, the technology is not good, too frivolous, too young. " He put on the airs of an old man.
The witch called me and said, "where are you?"
I said, "new town. Chief of government procurement, Lao Xu brought me here. I don't know when I can go back. "
"How's the business going?" asked the witch
Speaking of this, I was angry: "not so good, I hate him now! Then he wasted a day and prepared so much information, but he took me to the car and walked around with him! I don't know what it means I said while staring at Lao Xu who was laughing. It's like a psycho.
"The witch said:" this person is very difficult to communicate, even if not. Although the list is very large, I have little hope. I'll wait for you to eat. "
"Witch, you go to eat first."
"No, I'll wait for you! Come quickly
"Got it!"
I asked Lao Xu, "did you do it on purpose? Driving so slowly? At this speed, I can't get home in the early morning! " I've planned not to give him any face. The witch is right. I don't want to have any hope for such a person. If you want me to guess,
he just vowed that he had a choice. Anyway, they come out with government subsidies. If they don't play, they won't play. The government paid for the gas. Why did Mao have to sit in the office waiting for mold. It's fun to hang out like this, and it makes people in the office feel that he's very busy. And it's too busy to go home until dark, model worker!
He said, "what's the rush? Is there a lovely wife waiting
"It's none of your business. I know. You're taking me for fun. You've already set up a supplier in your mind. But you don't want to stay in the office all day and watch yourself getting moldy bit by bit, so you take the public car and the public gas money to shake, shake and shake until dark, giving people the illusion that Lao Xu is a model worker. Right? That's all you've got to do. You've got to kill people. " I don't care.
He stopped and I said angrily, "what are you doing? You want to get me off, right! Yes, I'll take a taxi back! "
"Go down and buy cigarettes! Buy two packs of cigarettesI angrily get out of the car: "smoke, smoke. A pack of cigarettes in an hour will kill you! I think your lungs are at least as black as coal now. My heart is as black as coal
He was unmoved and yelled at me, "I don't smoke rotten cigarettes under fifty yuan!"
Yes, I bought a cigarette.
After I got in the car, I said to him, "don't think I will bribe you. A white eyed wolf like you, I can't bribe you. Here's a bag for you. These are the ones I'm going to take home
"A bag will do! It costs 68 yuan a pack at retail He stuffed it into his pocket happily.
I opened a packet of cigarettes, he said: "don't give it to me?"
I handed him a cigarette and said, "I don't see anyone who is so stingy. Even a cigarette will exploit people. It's bad luck to know a friend like you Driving a public car and using public oil, I came to Xincheng just to exploit my friends' two bags of good tea. I shook my head and sighed in my heart that my face was thicker than that of the city wall. I was shameless and perfect.
The car still kept the tortoise speed of less than 30 kilometers per hour, and moved slowly along the far right lane. I couldn't bear to say, "can you drive faster?"
"It's dark and the road condition is unfamiliar. How dare you drive faster?"
I looked at the past signs: "at this speed, I can't get home in two hours!"
He reached over and I quickly put my whole cigarette on my right side so that he could not touch it. It's not that I can't afford this cigarette, it's that I think this man is too hateful.
Lao Xu had no choice but to take the bag of cigarettes, take out one and light it up and say, "no more." Then throw the cigarette box at my feet.
I said: "no, no, I can't give you any more cigarettes. Don't you have another bag in your pocket? "
Lao Xu said, "then you don't open the cigarette box?"
I said, "no more."
After he finished this one, I suddenly wanted to smoke, but I held on. Absolutely not.
He yawns. He's a heavy smoker. This guy. He shamelessly reached under my feet, touched the empty box he had just lost, dug and dug out the last cigarette, and then threw the empty box out of the window: "there is still a cigarette in it, but I can't leave it for you to smoke. So pretend not, throw your feet, let you have no doubt. Young man, you are too young. "
I said, "it's just one cigarette. How disgusting are you?" I have despised him more and more.
He said, "how about I make a bet with you?"
"What bet?" I asked.
"It's a simple bet," he said. I can guess if you have children
I'm happy, no matter what, I win! He said that I have children. I can say that my children are still in my stomach and haven't given birth. If he says I don't have children, I say I'm already in my stomach! I asked, "what's the bet?"
"What do you mean?" He asked back.
I said with a bad smile, "just tell me about the purchase amount of your government department, and then sign a contract with us."
Xu flatly refused: "it's impossible!"
I said, "I knew you didn't want to. Let's gamble. I'll bet you drive fast. If I lose, I'll give you a cigarette for nothing. I really don't want to be bothered by this slow speed. "
Lao Xu firmly said: "your child is in your girlfriend's stomach. Your girlfriend is called a witch."
I gasped in amazement: "how do you know that?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Bring me that cigarette."
I asked, "you have to tell me, how do you know?"
"Bring me the cigarettes first, and I'll tell you."
Although extremely not willing, but willing to gamble, I took the whole cigarette to him. He said with a smile: "the young man is good at buying cigarettes. It's good."
"Speak quickly!"
After putting the cigarette away, he said, "because just now in my friend's shop, you were sitting and pressing the SMS, I paced back and forth to see your message!"
I said angrily: "shameless! Shit! Damn Give me a cigarette
"It's all my cigarettes. Why should I give them to you?" Xu said.
"Yes, I don't ask you! Shameless
He said, "it looks like it's going to rain."
I stretched out my head and looked up at the sky. The moon was bright. I said, "stupid! If it rains, I'll open the door right now, jump down and walk back! "
Words just fall The drifting rain slapped on the windshield. We both glared
"Jump!" Lao Xu said contemptuously
I opened the door and jumped out with my head in my arms
Inertia. I rolled a few laps on the road, got up, shook my hands and kicked my feet. It's OK. It's all dirty. The back of the right hand is worn out. Look up at the sky, East moon, west rain. Across the mountain, there are dark clouds
Lao Xu backed back and said in a loud voice, "you are crazy!"
"I'm crazy! Meet you this madman, normal people are driven crazy by you I roared."Get in the car!" He said.
I said, "you son of a bitch! I can't drive home tomorrow! I'll take the car back myself. "
"Didn't you just say you were going to walk back?"
"I changed my mind! I don't know the same thing about madmen! "
"Get in the car! No, it's all wet. " He said.
"What am I doing in the car? I don't have the money to take a taxi? "
"Get on the bus and sign the contract, will you? 3,2……”
I immediately jumped on the second seat: "really!"
Lao Xu nodded: "really."
I scratched my head and said, "it's crazy. For such a list, I have to pay the price of being driven crazy by you!"
Lao Xu said, "what is it for such a list..."
"Isn't that right?" At most, it's a little bigger than the merchants I did in the last western region.
He handed me a cigarette and said, "I am in charge of the purchasing work of our unit in the whole province. All through my hand, personally purchase, and then issued by the provincial capital to all levels of each city unit! Young man, you are developing so fiercely that it's better to cooperate with me. I can also hand over some purchasing work from other provinces to your branches. "
My hand is shaking, the hand holding the cigarette is shaking, shaking all the time. I laughed unnaturally and said: "that That sounds great
Lao Xu quickened his pace: "when you go back, you can sign the contract, which will save you a long night's dream!"
The whole way back, I can't say a word, the whole heart system seems to be twitching. His words echoed in his head: "it's better to cooperate with me, even if your billions are developing so fiercely." What kind of a number is that?
When he was about to enter the city, Xu said, "do you have the contract?"
I kowtowed and said, "take No, with the information No contract. That I'll call. "
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