Chapter 32

Chapter 32

“Yes, yes, yes, being chubby looks quite good,” the attendant and those escorts tried hard not to laugh while echoing in agreement.

Only Nan Yu, who had kept silent all along, just lowered his head, trembling all over his shoulders without saying a word.

“Nan Yu, what’s wrong with you? Having a muscle spasm? Why is your body shaking like this?” Lin Zaozao squeezed next to Nan Yu and patted his shoulder, asking.

“Nothing. Hahaha......”

Nan Yu slapped away Lin Zaozao’s hand that was on his shoulder and turned around to squat on the ground, bursting into loud laughter.

Following Nan Yu’s laughter, those men who had tried hard not to laugh could no longer control the smile on their faces and started guffawing with Nan Yu.

“Bah! A mouth so big yet not afraid of flies flying in. Let me give you extra service!” Lin Zaozao curled her lips and said. Looking at the attendant who was laughing so hard that he could barely stand straight, a hint of mischief flashed across her eyes. Then she stretched out her hand and fiercely slapped the attendant’s bottom.

“Slap!”

With a crisp slapping sound, the attendant who was just laughing heartily became panic-stricken. He hurriedly covered his bottom with one hand, blushing as he pointed at Lin Zaozao, stammering:

“You, you, you......”

“What do you mean by ‘you’? Hurry up and get back to work. I don’t have much time. I still need to go home later! Tell me quickly, which bed is affordable yet sturdy. After I buy it, I still have other things to do!” Lin Zaozao urged impatiently.

Upon hearing her urging voice, the attendant covered his bottom and even temporarily lost his strength to get angry at the moment.

This fat woman - not only fat and ugly but even licentious!

He didn’t know where she got such great strength. With just a slap from her, half of his bottom felt numb.

But now seeing Lin Zaozao’s fierce eyes, and remembering that she was his customer, the attendant had no choice but to swallow back his resentment.

After all, the customer is always right.

He would make this fat woman pay later when she checked out!

Lin Zaozao deliberately ignored the attendant’s resentful look and headed straight for the ready-made beds.

In fact, right after slapping the attendant’s bottom just now, she already knew that she had hit the wrong place!

After all, given her identity, that part of his bottom was really not suitable for her to slap!Nêww chapters will be fully updated at novelhall.com

But who made him laugh so hard just now that his bottom was arched high up.

Her naughty hand just couldn’t help slapping it.

Luckily, luckily, this attendant was quite professional, not making things difficult for her.

“Beauty, discount is not calculated this way. My discount for you was two taels, not ten taels!”

“Hey! Discount, discount, isn't discount just scraping off the head in front of the zero? Twelve taels, ten taels plus two taels, scrape off the ten taels, isn't there only two taels left?”

Listening to Lin Zaozao's illogical reasoning, the attendant's face was about to turn black. He had seen unreasonable hagglers, but never a customer arguing so righteously with twisted logic like her!

If he kept talking with this fat woman, he reckoned he would be angered to death by her. That would be the end of his life!

“Beauty, if you really want to buy furniture, then properly discuss the price with me. If you're here to make trouble, please leave quickly and stop disturbing our business.”

“Hey hey hey! Showing your true colors now! Although my brain does not work well, I also know your elm bed, even counting including its grandpa's generation, would not be worth twelve taels.

To think you dare ask twelve taels for this broken bed. Do you really take me for a fool with money to burn! Just two taels. Take it or leave it. If you don't sell, I’ll go elsewhere.

I don’t believe it. In this big town, I still can't buy a usable bed!”

Hearing Lin Zaozao’s impatient rebuttal, the attendant opened his mouth but couldn’t even make a counterargument.

He originally thought that this fat and ugly woman, who was also licentious and didn't even ask about prices when buying things, must be an easy target to slaughter!

But unexpectedly, this fat woman's bargaining skills were so amazing. From twelve taels, she forcibly cut it down to two taels.

With her bargaining skills, she could even work as an ace attendant in their shop. However, her off-putting appearance that could scare a ghost meant the shopkeeper would never dare to hire her!

"Pretty boy, why are you staring at my face blankly? Could it be that you have fallen for me?"

Lin Zaozao moved her face close to the attendant who was lost in thought, narrowed her eyes smilingly and asked.

"Don't flatter yourself. The person I like is Mei Xiang. She is tens of millions times more beautiful than you!” The attendant pushed Lin Zaozao away bluntly and retorted unceremoniously.

“Mei Xiang! So beautiful and fragrant! Good name. But she is the apple of your eye, would she even look at you?” Lin Zaozao curled her lips, sizing up the attendant.

“Why wouldn’t she look at me? I have money. If it wasn’t for my mom objecting to our marriage, I would have become Mei Xiang’s eleventh husband long ago. Why would I still need to stand here as an attendant?”

Seeing the attendant’s angry appearance, Lin Zaozao subconsciously took a step back.

She wiped off the spit splashed on her face somewhat disgustedly, and gave the attendant a big thumbs up, saying approvingly:

“Not bad attendant, very aspiring! For the great revolutionary ideal, do continue to work hard and wage an arduous struggle against the evil force that is your mom, fight for your love to become Mei Xiang’s eleventh husband! However, are you selling this two-tael bed or not?!”

"Add a bit more, then I'll sell it."

"Attendant, you speak decisively, I like that. Alright then, I’ll add a bit - two taels and a cent. Sell it to me!”

Finished speaking, Lin Zaozao took out another cent from her money pouch and handed it to the attendant.