Chapter 124

Chapter 124

Lin Zaozao finished speaking and raised her eyebrows at Xiao Liuli with a smile. She shook the bells wrapped around her wrist and cleared her throat.

Seeing that Lin Zaozao was about to open her mouth, the expressions on the faces of Princess Qianyue and her monarch sitting in the stands were different.

No matter how good or bad this Princess Mingzhu sang, as long as she opened her mouth, the face of Han Country would be completely lost by her.

Just as Princess Qianyue was nervous, Lin Zaozao looked back at Uncle Zhang with a smile in her eyes.

"Cough cough cough... Uncle Zhang, later let our historian be sure to write down the lyrics I sang to Princess Qianyue and her monarch without missing a word."

"Yes, young master."

Turning her head back, after Lin Zaozao gave a lewd smile at the stand where Princess Qianyue was, she shook the bells, cleared her throat and began to sing loudly.

"There are two oxen sitting in the seat opposite me,

The bull said to the cow I love you!

The cow said to the bull are you shameless,

The bull said I'm not shameless I love you!

La la la la la la la

La la la la la la la

There are two monkeys sitting in the opposite position,

The male monkey said to the female monkey you are really ugly,

The female monkey said to the male monkey can you fight?

The male monkey said fight, fight, you are the ugliest

The male monkey said fight, fight, you are the ugliest

La la la la la la la

La la la la la la la

There are two donkeys sitting in the seat opposite

The male donkey said to the female donkey you are really picky

You don't eat grass but want to eat rice

The male donkey said to the female donkey you don't eat grass but want to eat rice

La la la la la la la

La la la la la la la

There are two pigs sitting in the opposite seat

The boar said to the sow you are like a big fat ball

You just eat and don't give birth, you are a big waste

You just eat and don't give birth, you are a big waste

La la la la la la la

La la la la la la la

..."

As Lin Zaozao sang, she jumped around the stand where Princess Qianyue was.

Dashan, Xiao Taohua and Xiao Liuli, who had been following her all the time, beating gongs and drums and blowing suona horns, were laughing so hard at this time that they could barely stand up straight.

If she didn’t scold that bastard to death today, then she wouldn’t be Lin Zaozao who must avenge her grievances.

Just as Lin Zaozao was about to continue on her songwriting journey, a team of fast horses suddenly came rushing from the distance.

Seeing the luxurious sixteen-man-carried golden palanquin in the middle, and seeing the goose yellow color, Lin Zaozao also knew that the person standing behind Princess Qianyue had finally lost patience and took action personally.

"Princess Mingzhu, long time no see, you have grown up so big. Come, come here to your auntie."

Looking at the graceful woman sitting in the palanquin, probably in her early twenties, with a dignified appearance and breathtakingly beautiful, and shockingly youthful, upon hearing the words of the dignified and compassionate woman in the palanquin, Lin Zaozao turned her head back in puzzlement towards Uncle Zhang.

If she hadn't guessed wrong, the woman sitting in the palanquin should be the Empress of Fengshuo Country. Princess Qianyue was already married, so the Empress of Fengshuo Country should be at least forty years old.

But how could a forty-year-old woman keep her face looking so good?

To tell the truth, if her entourage was exclusively for the empress, Lin Zaozao would have thought the woman in front of her was Princess Qianyue’s sister!

Or to say, the Princess Qianyue she was arguing with was not the daughter of the Empress of Fengshuo Country, but her adopted one?

Most importantly, why did the Empress of Fengshuo Country call herself her aunt?

Seeing the confusion in Lin Zaozao's eyes, Uncle Zhang, who was standing by, quickly walked to Lin Zaozao's side, saluted the Empress of Fengshuo Country respectfully, then stood by Lin Zaozao's side.

"Young master, the empress of Fengshuo Country is indeed your mother's sister. She is forty years old now.

However, she is ambitious like a wolf, a hypocritical and heartless character. Although we don't have evidence now, your parents' deaths are inextricably linked to her.

Young master, to buy time until help troops arrive, you have to deal with her superficially now but not wholeheartedly.

Play tricks with her for a while. When High Priest Hanye leads troops here, then you don't need to be afraid of her."

Hearing Uncle Zhang's words, Lin Zaozao turned her head back to look at Uncle Zhang, who hadn't even opened his mouth.

There was nothing but surprise in her eyes.

"Young master, turn your head back quickly. This is me conveying secret words. Don't let the Empress of Fengshuo Country notice anything unusual."

After hearing Uncle Zhang's words, Lin Zaozao immediately turned her head back and looked at the voluptuous female emperor getting off the palanquin with eager eyes.

My god! This 40-year-old woman has maintained herself so well!

As Lin Zaozao looked at this voluptuous female emperor of Fengshuo Country, who was her little aunt, with the woman's bulging chest and willowy waist, she finally realized who Princess Qianyue had inherited her figure from.

Turns out it was from her mother!

What a superb figure!

Uncle Zhang's intention now was clearly to have her act with the voluptuous female emperor of Fengshuo Country!

Hehehe, act! Lin Zaozao loved acting the most. Because before transmigrating, her mother had been quite the drama queen. Her little tears could flow whenever she wanted, without even needing eye drops to make up the numbers.

If Princess Qianyue had inherited her mother’s excellent figure, then Lin Zaozao had inherited her mother's acting talent. Moreover, at university she had been known as a little drama queen.

So when Lin Zaozao saw the voluptuous female emperor of Fengshuo Country walking up to her, she pouted her lips and threw herself at the female emperor's embrace.

Because of her weight and momentum, she directly pushed the female emperor back a few steps until the attendant-looking people behind her came to support the emperor.

"Auntie! I miss you so much! You have to do something about your daughter, she actually wanted to burn my husband to death. If my husband dies, I won't want to live either. *sob*... I'm like an uncared for little cabbage, I'm so pitiful!"

While crying, Lin Zaozao wiped her snot and tears on the female emperor's body.

Darn, watch her get disgusted!

While wiping her snot and tears, Lin Zaozao kept ramming the female emperor’s bulging chest with her head.

Darn, they were real, not fake.

It felt so comfy!

What a pity she didn't have any herself.