Chapter 273

Chapter 273

Watching Xi Luo's smug and shameless expression, Xiao Liuli felt as if her breath was being choked in her throat.

Just as she struggled to catch her breath, Little Xibei, who had been standing on the side, timely interrupted the argument between Xiao Liuli and Xi Luo.

No one could out-argue Xi Luo, not even Lin Zaozao.

Every time he saw him, he could only hide.

Now Xiao Liuli was provoking Xi Luo on his own, and Little Xibei feared he might get so angry that he would pass out.

Xi Luo's mouth!

So venomous!

*Cough cough cough!*

"Why are you coughing? You spat on me, ah! No, it's on Big Sister's face."

Xi Luo subconsciously reached into his waist pouch, but found nothing.

Of course, this was Big Sister's body. She never liked carrying a mirror.

Turning his head, Xi Luo met Little Xibei's cautious gaze and unceremoniously took off his waist pouch.

However, he didn't find what he was looking for.

"Where's the mirror?"

"Xi Luo, I'm a man, how could I carry a mirror?"

"Han Xibei, you're already so ugly, why don't you tidy up your ugly face with a mirror!

If you get any uglier in the future, Big Sister won't want you anymore, and you'll have nowhere to cry."

Little Xibei: "..."

"What? Am I wrong?"

"Xi Luo, I'm not ugly."

"But you're not handsome either."

"Xi Luo, it's getting late, when will you change Lin Zaozao back?"

"Hmm! Let me smell. The concentration of this scent is indeed enough, you should be reacting by now."

"What kind of reaction?"

Little Xibei asked cautiously.

"Physiological reaction."

"What do you mean?"

Xiao Liuli asked in confusion.

"It means I used aphrodisiac under the moonlight and floral scent just now. I just talked nonsense with you guys for a while, and now it's time.

I have to go; it's time for Big Sister to come back. If she doesn't come back, I don't want to keep you guys waiting.

Oh! Before I leave, let me bless you all, may each of you have a couple of little ones next year!

Especially you, Han Xibei, you should have more, so you won't waste my three-second curse on you."

"Xi Luo, you..."

Before Little Xibei could finish, he suddenly felt weak all over and fell straight to the ground.

As he fell, so did Ye Yi and Xiao Liuli. Only Gu Shan, sitting on the side, looked warily at Lin Zaozao's body.

"Gu Shan, don't look at me like that. You're pregnant, I didn't drug you. For the sake of you and your child, you should go outside and hide for a while!

The only difference between him and the little red fuzzball Lin Zaozao had just seen earlier was simply the color.

Xi Luo, the system, stared with wide eyes at the already sleeping Lin Zaozao. Shaking off the disdain, he fluffed his fur and then flew backwards for a distance, heading straight towards Lin Zaozao's face.

With a crisp sound, Lin Zaozao, who was still asleep, opened her eyes to see a white fuzzball with only one eye, resting on her face.

Thinking of the red fuzzball from before, Lin Zaozao looked at the white fuzzball before her.

Damn it, they're identical, just a different color.

"You darn thing, just because you changed your appearance, you think I wouldn't recognize you. Same big eyes, what's the difference!

You even dared to shock me just now! I'll crush you, you worthless thing."

With that, Lin Zaozao reached out and vigorously kneaded Xi Luo's body.

"Oh my god! Host, you've got the wrong person! No, you've got the wrong system. Quick, let go of me!"

"I'm not blind, how could I get the wrong person? It's you, you worthless thing, who shocked me just now. This grudge must be repaid!"

After saying that, Lin Zaozao lifted the fuzzball in her hand and tossed it back and forth like a ball.

"Me me me, host, if you toss me again, I won't let you off, off, off, easily..."

"I'm not afraid of you! Damn system, now I finally have you in my hands, watch me turn you into a mud ball!"

Gritting her teeth with hatred, Lin Zaozao fiercely pulled at the fuzzball in her hand.

System, let it force her to make a fool of herself, let it shock her, let it tease her little husband.

Damn it, now the system is in her hands, let's see if she won't vent her anger.

"Host, let go of me. You're pulling out all my fur!"

"Release your hand? Since you cherish the fur on your body so much, I'll pluck it all off and make you a bald system."

"You dare!"

"You see if I dare!"

Lin Zaozao gritted her teeth, her hands involuntarily wanting to teach this darn system a lesson.

Damn it, ever since she crossed over, she hadn't taken any nonsense from this darn system. Nonsense, drooling, flirting...

These things, no matter who they happened to, would make them unable to bear it.

Fortunately, she had thick skin and didn't take it seriously.

Not taking it seriously, however, didn't mean she didn't care.

Sensing the hostility in Lin Zaozao's eyes, Xi Luo's body couldn't help but tremble.

Although his illusory body couldn't cause any harm to him, he could still feel pain!

Moreover, the pain caused by the soul was much stronger than that of the flesh.

Thinking that he still had things to do later, Xi Luo quickly begged for mercy.

"Mercy, Lady Swordsman! Spare the life of this humble dog! I am but an orphan, pitiful and alone, confined to this dismal fate day after day.

My gracious host, my Lady, I implore you, spare me! *Sob*..."

"Oh! Even the dog system begs for mercy? I thought you were as resolute as the legendary Ji Xiaolan!"

"No, no, the system is just a cowardly egg. When necessary, one must humble oneself!"

"Is that so? Yet you dare to shock me! And dare to flirt with that scoundrel! Most importantly, you dare to flirt with Xiao Liuli.

Xiao Liuli is Ye Yi's younger brother, and here you are, using my body to flirt with Xiao Liuli right in front of Ye Yi!

When I'm out of here, how will I face Ye Yi and Xiao Liuli?"