Chapter 139 Academy Slice Of Life - Cafeteria Fight

"Oh. I didn't know they have geolocation tags in them. AND YOU'RE THE DUMBASS, DUMBASS!!" Sherry Lin yelled at her cousin.

"Alright, it's settled then." Elise Wang ignored the two Lin family girls who had started squabbling.

"All four thousand of you, give us your EduLink devices. We will wear them and run the fifty laps for you. There are nine hundred of us and four thousand of you. That means each of us will wear around 5 EduLink devices when we run." Eliana Wang added.

"No, I suggest one hundred of us carry 40 each, and sprint six laps. Then we'll swap and keep doing that until we hit fifty laps." Victor Long shook his head and said.

"That's actually a better idea. Alright! Let's do that." Eliana stood up and immediately arranged for her team to gather forty EduLink wristwatches each and start running.

The others did the same thing.

The four thousand kids gave up their EduLink wristwatches gratefully to the first hundred kids and watched them sprint around the giant field with touched looks on their faces.

It was a solid team building moment for us.

Exactly as the instructors had intended.

The hundred that left earlier missed all that, of course. But their time would come.

With nine groups sprinting six laps each, the fifty laps were completed in record time!

We all went back to our dorms exhausted, but in excellent mood.

Which, unfortunately, didn't last very long.

"Haha! The losers are done with the fifty laps! That's really fast! Did you all carry them on your backs or something?" The little punk who left earlier hooted loudly when he saw us enter the dorm through the main entrance.

He and the other hundred kids had already finished their lunches, and were on their way to our next class.

"The guts on that punk." Roland Hu growled angrily.

"Huh? What punk?" I asked loudly in a puzzled tone.

"Those punks over there!" Roland Hu said loudly while pointing at the group ahead of us.

"I don't see anybody there. Hey Barrick, do you see anyone there?" I asked as I changed my walking direction slightly and led the group directly on a collision course with the hundred of them.

The main entrance actually opened up to a wide atrium which was connected to the humongous cafeteria. As such, there was actually a lot of room for us to walk.

But of course I wasn't going to meekly walk away from those little bastards. Plus seeing them so neat and tidy, and obviously full after a hearty lunch had put me in a bad mood once more.

So I stomped towards them like the petty little boy that I was and prepared to barrel into their ranks violently.

"Nope. I don't see anyone. Roland, you must be hallucinating after that mad sprint around the field. You need to drink more water! Let's go to the cafeteria now and get some drinks!" Barrick Rui chided Roland lightly with an evil grin on his face.

Most of the kids were exhausted, and had no wish to pick a fight, so they didn't join me.

But the Wangs had pledged their allegiance to me, and the Longs wanted to court me, so the sixty or so of them swerved and fell into place behind me.

"What? Unhappy? Looking for a fight? Do-don't think that we're scared of you guys!" The lead boy shouted with a slightly panicked voice.

We were less than fifty meters apart, and a collision was imminent.

I merely sneered at him and continued in my beeline towards him.

"Elder Harris is at the cafeteria." Tes, who was following me closely behind, suddenly said softly.

"He's looking this way, and boy, he really looks pissed. He must still be angry from this morning's incident." Barrick Rui chuckled.

"What did you guys do to Elder Harris this time?" Victor Long asked with a sigh.

"Nothing much, we just accidentally dropped a table on him. It was entirely his fault, of course." Barrick Rui replied.

"If we fight here, he will be a witness and he will probably deal with us on the spot." Elise Wang said quietly. However her steps did not waver and continued to follow me loyally.

"Let him." I said carelessly and continued to walk ahead towards the boy.

My mental fatigue had returned at full force, and I was at a state where I couldn't care less about minor characters like Elder Harris.

I WILL barrel into this little punk, and then take things from there as it unfolds.

"All of you. Don't throw any attacks. Just deflect and defend. Do it cleanly!" Eliana Wang barked out softly.

"Understood."

Ten meters.

"Wha-what are you doing??" The boy said with his eyes wide open. Behind him, his buddies had squared their shoulders and prepared to stand their ground.

A fight was imminent.

And without much suspense, we crashed into them!

I was like the diamond tip of an industrial grade drill.

There was no way ten year old boys had a chance to stand their ground against me!

"Haiyaaaa!!" His hands shot out in front of him in reflex and tried to push me away.

Bam! I pushed my chest out and barreled into that little punk.

He fell down to the ground heavily with a crash and a mournful wail of pain!

"Aaaaaahhhhh!!!" He screamed.

His wail of pain was like the trigger to the massive cafeteria fight that involved nearly two hundred kids!

Wham! Bam!

Punch! Kick! Shove!

Screams of pain and shouts of anger started to fill the air.

"STOP THIS FIGHTING AT ONCE!!!" Elder Harris roared from the cafeteria.

But none of us listened.

Wham! Crack!!

I blocked a vicious right hook from an angry little boy with my arm and immediately broke his knuckles!

"Uwaaaaaaaa!!!" He screamed in pain.

Wham! Crack! Uwaaaa!

Wham! Crack! Uwaaaa!!

Wham! Crack! Uwaaaaaa!!

It was merely the second day of school, and the kids had yet to learn that I was invulnerable to physical damage.

And so, I blocked all of their attacks mercilessly and broke all of their bones.

It wasn't a very long fight.