C38

Chapter 38 - Chaotic Monarch's Heart

Dozens of people stood in unison.

The few dancers behind him also followed Hong Zhong's actions, their faces blank.

Hong Zhong waved her hand again, and the chopper turned into three fingers. Everyone's heads swung in the same rhythm.

Just as everyone was in a state of concentration and silence, a high-pitched female voice suddenly rang out, scaring them out of their wits, causing them to almost fall to the ground.

"The river flows eastward, tamato, potato!" Hong Zhong held back her laughter, and howled with seriousness. How can it be so easy to see me make a fool of myself? Let's see if I won't scare you to death!

"Pfft …"

"Cough cough …"

In an instant, the entire hall was filled with the sound of splashing water and coughing. This was truly an unforgettable performance that would shock the heavens and the earth. They almost peed their pants in fright!

Just as everyone was feeling extremely pissed, they saw Hong Zhong quickly put down her right hand that was held up high. The two of them held the huge red ribbon together. They first threw it exaggeratedly to the right, then flung it back again. Afterwards, they began to move it left and right non-stop. As for the elegant few people behind her, they seemed as if they had been struck by lightning. Their faces were blank as they mechanically followed her movements, pulling up the red ribbon and starting to shake it.

However, it was not only them who were struck by lightning. Even the extremely noble Baili Yichen, who had experienced hundreds of battles, was unable to escape. Even the always dignified and elegant Empress Dowager Nangong Lingwei was staring with his phoenix eyes wide open, his face deathly pale, as though he was no small amount of fear.

"Hey hey potato, you have me and you can use me!" He threw the red silk to the left with both hands and let out another howl.

Everyone staggered and almost fell. "What are you singing about? Isn't that asking for human life?!"

Hong Zhong howled heartily, but everyone who heard him nearly cried, and the few people dancing behind him almost crumbled. They were the close guards of the young general after all; they could be considered to have fought with him for hundreds of battles. However, this battle had ruined their image! Whether she could get her wife in the future was a different story.

Qing Ya was on the verge of tears as she thought, "Miss, what are you singing? After today, I'm afraid that she will become a person whose name is known all over the Shengjing City, and she will only be able to serve beside you for the rest of her life, because no one wants her, cry blind!"

As for Hong Zhong, the culprit behind this, she was currently tugging on the red silk in her hands, growling even louder, "You're hungry! "Hey hey hey tamato ah, Hey hey hey potato ah!"

Everyone could not help but scream in their hearts, "Oh my mother, save me!"

As for Baili Yi Chen, he ruthlessly pinched the wine cup in his hand and kept on comforting himself in his heart. I will endure, I will endure, I will endure! As the emperor of the Southern Qi, I cannot lose my composure in front of so many people! Baili Ziyan also sat on the seat with a blank face. She never would have thought that Hong Zhong would make such a scene.

Meanwhile, a certain lady who had been happily singing did not realize the trouble she had caused others at all as she continued to howl dryly, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, eat Apple!"

"..." Everyone could not help but hold their foreheads, they wanted to cry but no tears would come out. What was this singing!? And what the hell was that horse poaching and being broken?

However, the always noble and elegant Empress Dowager seemed to be unable to hold on any longer, as he used one hand to cover his chest, and frantically reached out to call the similarly blank faced Nangong Yimeng who was behind him. Then, with the support of Nangong Yimeng and his personal young eunuch, she panickedly and staggedly moved to the side hall of the Yanqing Hall.

The empress dowager moved, and everyone held their foreheads.

"The river flows eastward. With just a command, move forward. If you see an app, start attacking. Aiheheh, if you snatch it, then let's go." As for the few dancers behind him, under their helplessness, they could only follow her movements, pulling the red ribbon in their hands, and followed Hong Zhong's footsteps as they circled above the great hall.

For a time, red silk filled the sky above the great hall, creating an exceptionally spectacular sight.

But no one had the mood to enjoy the grand occasion. They were tortured to the point of crumbling under Hong Zhong's singing, and only needed to cover their face to cry, alright!

At this moment, two crisp slaps sounded out in the hall, followed by a miserable shriek, "Aiyo!" However, it was quickly overshadowed by Hong Zhong's singing, "Oh Herego, let's go and have a look at Apple! Ahahahahahahahah! It doesn't matter whether it's a noble or a lowly one, it's just a sgo!"

The crisp sound of a slap was drowned out by the song behind it, causing everyone to shed tears. Were they going to die? They had all been tortured by the Red Third Miss to the point of hallucination!

However, the guards who were dancing with Hong Zhong with the red silk ribbon in their hands were completely dumbfounded by the scene before them. What did they see?

His own Third Miss took the opportunity when Hong Ling was in the sky to give his Grand Princess two slaps?

Were their eyes playing tricks on them?

However, the well-trained them quickly regained their senses and turned the red silk even more vigorously. This was because the young general had instructed them to protect and assist the young miss!

"A growl of hunger, one tamato per person!" 's ghostly wails and wolf howls continued from under the red silk. This made everyone in the great hall give up resisting, and all of them sat there in a daze as if they would die no matter how much they wanted to.

Hong Zhan's face was as blank as Baili Yi Chen's. He opened his mouth a few times, but didn't know what to say. In the end, he simply stopped talking and let his little sister go crazy.

"Aha! Ach! Tamato! Roar! Aha! Potato! Aha! Eat Apple!" Finally, after a dry howl that was comparable to the climax of the Tibetan Plateau, the red silk in her hand was flung away by Hong Zhong.

However, just as he came back to his senses, he was attracted by a burst of female cries, and upon looking closely, he could not help but suck in a cold breath, seeing a man dressed in a blue embroidered gown standing in the great hall. He held a fan in his hand, and stood up straight like a handsome young noble.

And that purple clothes, if it wasn't Grand Princess, then who could it be!

But, that was not the point, the point was, who did this to the Grand Princess!