Chapter 62 - Lord Chaos is so sad that he doesn't want to accept it
"Cough cough …" Xiao Shunzi could not help but cough a few times. He was only able to hold back after being glared at by Baili Yi Chen, but he was still a little sullen at the bottom of his heart. He could not blame this servant for what had happened. What kind of weird ideas were these!
A certain woman ignored the others and continued to write poems that she thought were quite pleasurable: "There are mosquitoes and bugs in autumn and winter and snow. Pack your textbooks so that you can celebrate the new year!" After he finished speaking, he looked at Baili Yi Chen with a very complacent expression, "Little kid, you're making things difficult for me?!"
facepalmed from the side. Third Miss, since you don't know how to compose poems, then don't compose poems, you actually made such a poem without studying, and have a very impressive look, making us servants like you, unable to say or laugh, really feel extremely aggrieved!
Hong Zhong proudly looked at the similarly speechless Baili Yi Chen, and then smiled as he said to Xue Zhiyuan: "Teacher, I'm done!"
"Right." Xue Zhiyuan nodded his head, "Spring is not a day to read books, the summer heat is just right for us to sleep, there will be mosquitoes and snow in the autumn, pack up your textbooks so that we can celebrate the new year! To Third Miss, this poem is quite realistic. " These words hinted at the fact that she had fallen asleep while reading books.
Hong Zhong shrugged her shoulders, then Xue Zhiyuan started to speak again: "Although this poem is not the perfect match, but it is still a good poem, with its lines and lines. Third Miss is truly intelligent, as long as you are willing to study hard, I believe that you will be able to improve at a godly speed, and amaze the world with a single brilliant move. "
"Hur hur, Teacher is flattering me." Hong Zhong spoke out humbly: "Since it's like this, then Thousand Words … Can I not write? " Writing it ten times in one go, and it would still be tomorrow afternoon. Wasn't that asking for human life!
"Of course not." He was in a very good mood as he spoke first in a vile manner, and also explained to Hong Zhong in a very good mood, "We are the rulers of a country. What we say is the imperial edict, how can the imperial edict be changed just because we want to change it? Hong Zhong, if you do not attack, then it is equivalent to defying the decree! "
Xue Zhiyuan was also at the side, unable to speak. Although it was obvious that the emperor was looking for trouble, the emperor's words were naturally the imperial edict. Even if it was wrong, it could only be carried out.
"You …" Hong Zhong turned her head and looked at Baili Yi Chen in disdain, wishing that he could open up two holes for him!
Baili Yi Chen raised his eyebrows, and said without much concern: "Third Miss's eyes aren't good? Then just copy it five more times! " These words were obviously for revenge against Hong Zhong's hatred for him. After she finished speaking, Baili Yi Chen's mood became more cheerful as well. That's right, Gold Medal for Free from Death could protect her from dying, but, they did not say that they could not punish her!
"..." Killing a thousand would be annoying!
Seeing that Hong Zhong's gaze had become even colder and sharper, Baili Yi Chen's mood became even better, and casually said, "If you keep staring, add another five times!" Seeing that Hong Zhong was unlucky, the depressed feelings she had for the past few days instantly improved. She thought about how she could torture this damned woman like this every single day in the future.
"Can you do it for a few days that night?" The Thousand Words s were like the modern Xinhua dictionary, the entire Southern Qi's language was already on it, f * cking copy 15 times, it would take at least 10 to 10 days before it was completed.
Baili Yi Chen raised his eyebrows. He thought for a moment and finally confirmed, "Two days!"
"Two days is not enough!" Hong Zhong threw herself in front of Baili Yi Chen, waved both her hands in front of his face, and continued to bargain, "At least ten days."
Just when Hong Zhong thought that he would agree to it, his expression suddenly changed. He opened her mouth and spoke in a chilly voice, "You dare to bargain with me, you're the first one. Give me twenty times in two days. Seeing how unlucky this woman was, she was in a good mood!
"..." Your brother-in-law! He said it fifteen times!
Thus, Hong Zhong knew that she was really stupid this time. She was fine for five more times!
As he looked at Baili Yi Chen's extraordinary handsome face that looked as if he deserved to be beaten up, an extremely evil thought suddenly flashed through Hong Zhong's mind. As he thought about this, his clear eyes also became brighter as he stared at Baili Yi Chen.
From left to right, from top to bottom … Finally, it stopped somewhere on the casekeeping and stopped moving!
This roar gave Xiao Shunzi, who was serving at the side, a fright. It also made Imperial Advisor frown, the Emperor had taught the emperor himself since a young age, and with a good upbringing and noble temperament, when had he ever been angered by a girl this way?!
In the second round, His Majesty the emperor was defeated once again!
"Qingya, hurry up and sew a doll for me. Your Miss wants to sew a little girl!" Once Hong Zhong returned to the Xiwu Hall, he instructed the others to find a cloth doll. Baili Yi Chen, you bastard Emperor that killed a thousand knives, you want to stab a little person to kill you!
"Baili Yi Chen killed a thousand times … "Woo woo woo …" Hong Zhong had not even finished speaking when she had already been covered up by her mouth. She looked around nervously, and only after realizing that no one had noticed what Hong Zhong had said, did she drag Hong Zhong into the hall and nervously exhort him, "Miss, lower your voice. The Xiwu Hall is filled with the emperor's people, if the emperor knew that you are scolding him like that, who knows what kind of trouble you would cause!"
"I know, but do you know about Qingya? "Your young miss is about to collapse at this moment!" Hong Zhong pressed his hands onto Qing Ya's body, wishing that he could cry.
Twenty times for Thousand Words. In these two days, even if he didn't eat or drink, he wouldn't be able to finish writing it all. Therefore, he said, "I must stab that little person and kill that bastard Baili Yi Chen!"
Qing Ya swallowed a mouthful of saliva after she heard what he said. She comforted him with good intentions, "Miss, we have something to talk about. Besides, we did not make any cloth for you."
The corner of Hong Zhong's eyes twitched. Her face was cold and collected as her sharp gaze shot towards Qingya, frightening her so much that her clear eyes moved away as she quickly explained, "The palace's needlework and cloths are strictly restricted. We have only just moved into the palace today, so we haven't had the time to go to the Inner Palace to retrieve it.
"Impossible." Hong Zhong crossed her arms across her chest as she stared coldly at the elegance in her eyes. "It's only taking a few pieces of fabric to make a doll with. Lv Luo and the others have already done enough needlework, there's no reason why they can't take it out!"
Qingya held her forehead and cried. Fine, in truth, she didn't want the Miss to make any more mistakes. Using a technique to suppress someone winning in the palace was a capital offense! As a loyal serving maid, he saw that the young miss was walking further and further on the road of death. He knew he had to fulfill his duty and responsibility to pull her back, "Young miss, I really didn't!"
At this moment, Hong Zhong's mind was filled with unbounded resentment towards Baili Yi Chen and his little girl. She clenched her teeth and ordered, "Then write a letter to second brother and have him bring me a few carts of cloth from the General's Estate. I want to fill the entire Xiwu Hall with little girls and curse that doggy emperor!" Otherwise, her heart would have collapsed even more …
She thought of the letter that had been delivered in the afternoon during the Red War, "Miss is right. Second Young Master also sent a letter in the afternoon, telling Miss to live peacefully in the palace. If you have anything you need to tell Second Young Master, that's good. Therefore, Miss was planning to tell Second Young Master about this matter. Second Young Master would definitely have a way to persuade Miss.
Nani?
"Second Brother wants me to stay in the palace?!" Hong Zhong's almond-shaped eyes opened wide, and a face full of disbelief.
Qing Ya timidly nodded her head and stuttered. "Yes …" Yeah. Second Young Master said that the general's estate hasn't been peaceful recently. Young Miss was taken into the palace by the Emperor's orders, so living in the palace should be better. "
Hong Zhong's feet slipped and she almost fell to the ground. She felt like she had suffered 10,000 points of damage! The corner of her mouth twitched, but she didn't know what to say in the end. With tears in her dark eyes, she pursed her lips and said, "Don't follow me, I want to be quiet!" Then, she stumbled into the bedroom.
He vaguely remembered that a few days ago, the young miss was in Tung Wah Wah and when she was in a bad mood, she was also thinking about peace and quiet. After thinking about it for a while, she would soon recover.
However... Who exactly was Jingjing?!
… ….
It was night. The moon hung high in the sky.
The imperial garden of early summer brought with it a pleasant breeze. Inside the study, the noble emperor was holding a brush, drawing circles or forks from time to time. Outside the royal study, a pair of imperial guards with swords in their hands stood solemnly and majestically on both sides.
Suddenly, a white silhouette swayed along with the night breeze. With a "pah" sound, the silhouette pasted itself onto the face of one of the imperial guards, covering it completely.
Puzzled, he took off the object on his face and realized that it was a piece of pure white xuan paper! Because it was night, and the lighting outside the royal study was not very good, the guard brought the piece of paper to the window of the imperial study. With the help of the light inside, he looked at the drawing on the piece of paper.
When he saw it, he was so shocked that his chin almost fell to the ground!
On the xuan paper, there were two men painted on it. They were naked, their bodies were twisted, and they looked like they were about to die! Although this painting only uses black, white and gray, it uses the shadows, projection, and light in the painting to create a three-dimensional impression. Its expression is so lifelike that it already exceeds the shock brought about by the painting using the ink and brush painting techniques.
The imperial guards were already married and had seen some pictures of the spring palace, but these two men … As a straight man, he couldn't accept it no matter what.
However, before he vomited, there was something more important. Who drew this painting? How did it appear at the entrance of the imperial study! It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that it was a filthy palace to spread such a despicable thing! At this moment, the emperor was still in the royal study, reviewing the imperial reports. Furthermore, it was his team who was on duty at night. What was the purpose of the person who distributed the painting?
That man looked around nervously. He must catch that thief who was suspected of murdering the imperial guards! It didn't matter if he didn't look at it, as soon as he did, his eyeballs almost fell out. He saw that in the open space in front of the imperial study room, many pieces of pure white paper were floating about.
Thus, he quickly passed the painting in his hand to the team leader. When the team leader saw the painting, his expression changed and he scolded softly, "Who did this, it's too outrageous! "Hurry up and pick up that piece of Xuan paper. If you want a piece of it, you can't miss one!"
The two squadrons of imperial guards put away their swords. In order not to alarm the emperor, who was reading the imperial reports through the night, they took the lightest steps in silence, collecting the Xuan paper filled with pictures of men's Chun Gong in the open space at the entrance of the Town Hall.
At the corner of the imperial garden, a plain looking figure was trying his best to throw the xuan paper in his hand towards the sky. That person was Hong Zhong!
Some of the imperial guards picked it up and looked at it while discussing, "What do you think this is?"
The guard nodded, seeming to understand something, "But, are these two men?" Wasn't it supposed to be a man and a woman?
Unexpectedly, the guard next to him glared at him again, snatching the Xuan paper from his teammates' hands. "Who told you that only a man and a woman can do that … So annoying! " After saying that, he even chopped off his foot and pouted playfully, giving his companion a look of shyness.
The teammates beside him were baffled …
Hong Zhong, who had just finished sprinkling the last map of the spring, quickly rushed out from a corner of the imperial garden while the imperial guards were busy collecting Xuan paper, and headed towards the small house not far away from the entrance of the Hall of Working and Management. That was the place where Hong Zhong had met Baili Yi Chen for the first time, and only later on did Hong Zhong find out that this was actually Baili Yi Chen's restroom.
Just as everyone was busy picking up the Xuan paper, Hong Zhong took advantage of the chaos to escape from their line of sight. She entered the toilet used by Baili Yi Chen, took out the itch powder from her waist, and smeared it on the toilet door. This position was customized to the height of Baili Yi Chen. She could guarantee that after he pushed this position away, it would stick to her hand!
Last night, after going through the experiments of Mu Rong Zi Yan and Nangong Yimeng, Hong Zhong had already personally witnessed the power of this medicine. The results were quick, and the effects were long-lasting.
Hahaha...
After finishing everything, Hong Zhong took advantage of the night and sprinted forward, running very fast until she was a distance away from being discovered. Then she hugged her belly and sat down on a stone bench to rest.