Half an hour later, under Hu Xiao'er's coercion.
He Chen Guang wore a short skirt, a short T-shirt, and a wig.
At the same time, he also stuffed two heavy apples into his chest.
He even forced her to do these things.
Sigh, your father's life is so bitter!
As he spoke, tears almost fell from his eyes.
Hu Xiao'er kicked him, "Damn it! This father wants you to be my mother, not my son. You're still f * cking crying, I'll kill you with laughter! "
As he spoke, he clasped his hands together and quickly formed a seal.
"Bang" a loud sound was heard.
Accompanied by a burst of smoke, a boy who looked exactly like Hu Xiao'er appeared in front of him.
To be exact, he was Hu Xiao'er, his thoughts and thoughts were all the same.
This scene shocked He Chenguang.
Pointing at Hu Xiao'er who had just appeared, he shouted loudly, "What the f * ck! Who is this guy? Why does it look exactly like you, Master? "
"You don't say anything! This is my point. Body! Of course they should look exactly the same as me! "
Division? He Chenguang scratched his head, "You're saying that this is a split. "Body technique?"
"As expected of my disciple! "Smart!" Hu Xiao'er nodded, "Since I have a mother, then I will naturally have a father! So the role of the father is going to be mine. Do it yourself! "
"There's no justice! You actually didn't let me be a father! "
However, He Chenguang immediately felt that this part wasn't right. His body techniques were amazing. He was actually able to draw out the exact same appearance as his original body. It was simply heaven-defying!
"Master, I think you can teach me this spell!"
"You're thinking too much!" Your grand-teacher taught me this kind of magic in person and forbade me from teaching it to others. " Hu Xiao'er then thought about it again, "However, if you complete this mission perfectly, maybe I will teach you!"
Hearing Hu Xiao'er's words, He Chenguang was so excited that his eyes lit up, and he even completely forgot about his identity as a big boss in female attire.
Who cares about the foppish big bosses!? "" I … am f … "
As long as he could learn this spell, it would be worth it!
If he could use this kind of spell, it would be much easier for him to do some tasks in the future.
Capture a ghost or something like that would just make him pay. Go catch them, stay at home and study, how good!
Thinking about it, He Chen Guang promised Hu Xiao'er that this time, he would complete the mission as expected of him.
Hu Xiao'er divided his points. With the beard on his body and wearing a suit, another Hu Xiao'er with a heroic aura appeared in front of him.
It was the first time that he had observed himself at such a close distance. Looking in the mirror and looking at the person in person were two completely different feelings.
This time, Hu Xiao'er finally understood why he was so popular with girls.
Not for anything else, but because he was handsome!
Looking at his own points … He was tall and handsome, with a perfect face.
Hu Xiao'er thought that if he was also a girl, he would definitely fall for the Hu Xiao'er in front of his eyes.
No, no, no. Even if he was a boy right now, he was still so handsome. He wanted to push himself down.
"Cough, cough, cough ~ ~ ~"
The three of them groomed themselves before driving to the school.
"Disciple, you have to grab the two apples on your chest to prevent any loopholes from appearing during the conversation!"
"Don't worry!" "I'm fine. Son of a bitch, drive safely!"
Hu Xiao'er: "..."
However, it was different. At this point he asked a constructive question, "Shouldn't we have a name?"
Hu Xiao'er thought that this was a really good question.
After thinking for a while, he said, "How about this, since you're my father, then let's call you Second Year Hu!"
Clone: …
"As for He Chenguang, you …" Hu Xiao'er sucked, "How about you call me He Jinhua?"
He Chenguang: "..."
"That's the stupidest name I've ever heard! "I have no strength to retort!"
Hu Xiao'er explained in all seriousness, "You all don't understand, this is called Earth Qi, the more the soil, the more it makes people feel that there is a gap between them, to put it bluntly, it is simply Earth Qi!"
He Chenguang had nothing to say. At this moment, she glanced at him, "As a clone, I really want to know how you can pretend to be my mother with such long leg hair."
Hearing that, Hu Xiao'er glanced at He Chenguang's thigh through the rear mirror, and immediately stopped the car in shock.
Because he saw two thick legs like chimpanzees in the mirror.
Because he had been in a hurry earlier, he didn't notice the condition of He Chenguang's legs at all. Only now did he realize how long He Chenguang's leg hairs were.
Oh my god! He was still wearing his skirt, if he entered the Shengying like this, his father's image would be ruined!
Those who didn't know He Chenguang thought he was a transgender person.
So he stopped the car and let He Chen Guang shed his fur.
He Chenguang speechlessly asked the heavens, thinking to himself, how the f * ck are we supposed to strip off our feathers if we stop on the main road?
The problem was that he did not have the tools!
"You can stop a car on the road and borrow the depilatory cream from a passerby!"
"Are you kidding me?"
The doppelganger shook his head. "That will depend on whether you want your credits." "He did it!"
He Chenguang was speechless. Forget it, in order to learn more points … He was risking everything on his body technique!
So he got out of the station and stopped in the middle of the road.
A BMW was stopped by him.
A girl dressed very beautifully sat in the car, "Auntie, what's wrong? Do you need any help? "
He Chenguang chuckled, "It's like this, little girl. I'll borrow some depilatory cream from you!"
Ah? The girl was speechless! He thought that he couldn't have met a lunatic who was borrowing the depilatory on the main road.
He lowered his head to look at his thigh. It was actually full of dense leg hair.
"What the f * ck!" The big guy in female attire! " With that, the girl started the throttle and fled.
He Chenguang was in a mess in the wind …
Over the next ten minutes, cars passed by one after another, all of them scared away by him.
He Chenguang had no other choice, so he helplessly returned to the car, "Master, you can't! "Blocking a car on the road to borrow some depilatory cream, this is too ridiculous!"
Hu Xiao'er looked at the time. There were only ten minutes left before he would be late.
Suddenly, a light bulb flashed above his head.
"That's right! How could I just think of it! " He then took out a lighter, "Try this?"