Click, click.
Shen Fengyue was slumped on the sofa, with a U-shaped pillow stuck in his neck, holding a bag of potato chips in his left hand, and pulling out potato chips in his right hand. The electronic screen in front was lit and advertising was playing.
Click, click.
After eating a slice of potato chips again, he repeated the action of digging out the potato chip pocket, but it was empty.
"Eh?"
Shen Fengyue raised the bag and looked inside, and found that he had finished eating, so he threw the bag into the trash can and used his greasy hand to pick up the electronic remote sensor to change the channel.
At this time, a month has passed since the last mission. Shen Fengyue, who was emotionally weak, was free and had time to take a good rest.
As for the system, it is said that he finally went to the kiss of his dreams. For a month, he was fascinated, so without the interference of artificial mental retardation, he lived a life in a salty fish and fat house.
Eat, sleep, and play games.
Today, I just watched TV to adjust my mood because of the game stuck. The TV switched to a TV series.
The people in the play are dressed in ancient costumes. I want to come here to be a costume drama.
A woman walks from a distance on the screen. She is draped in silk and satin, dressed in a towering bun, her head is full of pearls, and her delicate makeup sets her eyebrows like a picture. She twists three steps in one step, with a curvy body and a deep twist. Fengyue stopped the hand of the fast turntable.
He stared at the woman's face, which was hailed as the best-looking contemporary female star. The next moment, he saw the woman proudly looking at the person who was facing away from the audience, her eyes rolled sharply. The voice broke through the sky.
"Yo~~~Where did the pheasant come from, and dare to be an eye-catcher in front of the palace?
The call of "yo" was thousands of times and still brought waves, successfully shocking Shen Fengyue, he shook his hands and quickly clicked the switch button.
Shen Fengyue covered her face and whispered: "Sure enough, this actress A is a famous vase."
There was something under the buttocks that suddenly vibrated, and when he reached out and took it out, it was a communicator, and the system dialogue prompt was very conspicuous.
[I hate blind dates]: Lord Shen~~~
Shen Fengyue quickly replied: Oh, have you changed your name?
At the next moment, the voice call of the system has come, and Shen Fengyue reluctantly answered: "What's the matter?"
System: "Master Shen, I have an idea."
Shen Fengyue: "You are not allowed to think about it."
The system on the opposite side choked: "Um, I have a small request."
"Let's talk." He liked to hear these words, and Shen Fengyue immediately sat up from the sofa and waited.
System: "Look, we have all been off for a month. Shouldn't it be time to perform the task? There are so many bonuses."
"Emmmmmmmmmmm," the system is not diligent data. If something goes wrong, there must be ghosts, "Don't pretend, you've been fascinated this month, and you are still making trouble to go to work, what's going on? The blind date is not going well?"
The system on the other side cried out in the next second, and cried to his only person to confide in, "Damn, I have been cheated miserably! I thought it was a sweet little girl, but I didn't expect it to be better than me. It's big! It's the AI of the head of the consul of the AI Association. I have been pestering me every day these days.
Shen Fengyue was shocked: "What?! Are you going to marry me into a rich family first?"
System: "Ball, my steel straight!"
"and so……"
"So I intend to escape the mission." The system promised after taking his words, "Don't worry, I owe you this time. If there is a need for me, I will go through fire and water, and I will not hesitate."
People's systems all said it was like that. If you didn't agree to it, it would be too unreasonable, so Shen Fengyue nodded and agreed, and went to the headquarters to report.
The system was meant to talk about the meaning, but it became a reality when I didn't expect it.
At this time, it was approaching the middle of the night, and the dark clouds obscured the moon, making it weaker, hanging in the sky like a wet halo dripped from stained letter paper.
The palace is the gentle homeland of the emperor, and the place that ordinary people yearn for.
Skimming over the red wall and blue tiles, straight into the concubine's deep boudoir. The red candle on the dressing table was burning, and a stunning woman was fascinated by the mirror.
It is said that looking at beautiful women under the lamp is the most charming, the female skin is like fat, the face is white as jade, and the long black hair is scattered on the back like a waterfall, and the ends hang down to the waist. A pair of long and slightly curved eyebrows hung on the face of a goose egg, Qiong's nose was high, and his lips were slightly red.
The most eye-catching thing is the eyes. The head of the eye is slightly downward, but the tail of the eye is raised up. The head of the eye and the tail of the eye are connected to form a beautiful arc.
When those eyes looked in the mirror, their eyes were clear, and there seemed to be light flowing in them.
In the surging water, the pulses are in love.
It looks like a small hook is hidden in his eyes, and he will be seduced by it
-There is no doubt that it is a beauty.
She stared at herself in the mirror for a long while, staying silent for a long time, and then suddenly felt under her body, only to breathe a sigh of relief after confirming that the thing was still there.
Shen Fengyue: "System, explain."
It was a male voice that came out, and Shen Fengyue touched her neck again, and then looked at the face of the country and the city in her glasses, she couldn't believe it.
What's happening here?
The system has a very good attitude because it is demanding, and immediately snapped it up.
According to what the system said, he sorted it out and finally figured out what was going on.
This place is called Chu State, and the person he possessed is called Yan Feige. It was a princess who was dedicated to Chu State from Yan State's defeat a year ago to show the friendship between the two countries. On the surface, he is a princess with a kiss, but in fact he is the unfavored prince of Yan who pretends to be a woman and comes to Da Chu as eyeliner.
Later, he was executed by the angry emperor because he was accidentally discovered by Emperor Chu.
After understanding all of this, Shen Fengyue was shocked, there is actually such an operation? ! He opened his palace skirt and looked down at the crotch, thinking that it was a man who would kill the original owner after he knew the truth.
"How did he do it?" Shen Fengyue said, being stimulated by her pure male voice, and her conversation turned, "This voice is so masculine that it's hard for people not to notice it?"
The system patiently answers: "Of course the original owner will have a false voice. Try it and follow your feelings."
Shen Fengyue coughed a few times, raised the scale, and blurted out a clear and beautiful female voice: "System."
! ! !
Unbelievable, he tried to change his tone again: "System~" suddenly became like honey, sweet and greasy.
"System." He lowered his voice again, deep and deep.
system:"……"
As if opening the door to a new world, Shen Fengyue excitedly changed her voice over and over again, finally agitated the people outside.
"Niang Niang, what's your order?" A figure was printed on the window paper.
Shen Fengyue pretended to be like a gourd and replied: "It's okay, let's get back."
"Yes." The figure disappeared.
After this interruption, Shen Fengyue converged a little, and lay back on the bed, but he was still excited for a while before going to sleep.
When Shen Fengyue's consciousness was dim the next day, she heard a female voice calling in her ear: "Niang Niang, Niang Niang, it's time to get up. Today, I have to go and greet the empress."
"Manny."
"Manny."
"Manny?"
"Damn, what do you call it!" His voice was hoarse, between male and female.
Shen Fengyue turned over and planned to continue to sleep. The moment she turned over, she suddenly realized that she had entered the mission world. She quickly opened one eye and saw a young lady lifted the curtain and looked at herself.
"Niang Niang," the court lady said softly, "please get up."
"Get up." Shen Fengyue sat up reluctantly with his hands on the bed. After being surrounded by a large group of people getting dressed and groomed, he sat down in front of the dressing table.
The maid of the palace before was supposed to be the maid of the original owner. Standing beside him, she asked softly: "What kind of hair does the lady want to comb?"
Shen Fengyue yawned, and the maid immediately cared: "The lady looks tired, but didn't sleep well last night?"
Shen Fengyue racked his brains to recall the palace dramas that he had watched throughout his life, and replied, "It's okay, the hair style is the same as in the past."
The maid went around behind him as instructed, combed her hair quickly and flexibly with her fingers, she didn't even hurt him during the whole process. Shen Fengyue really admired it.
"Which one does the lady want to wear today?" Lin Lang jewellery spread a table, and the court lady asked by the side.
Shen Fengyue glanced at it and felt a headache: "It's fine if you come."
"Hongmei thinks that this red gold flower-leaf hairpin and this pair of gold-inlaid ruby earrings are a perfect match." Hongmei has to look at Shen Fengyue every time she says a word, and only put the jewelry hairpin on his hair after seeing him nodding.
When Shen Fengyue thought it was all right and was about to get up, a court lady rushed in from outside the house and said loudly: "Niang Niang, Niang Niang, this year's new Huatian in Beijing yesterday, Luo Xue helped you get it."
"Luo Xue, why are you screaming in front of your mother?" Hongmei whispered.
"Oh." Luo Xue replied, raising the box in his hand to Shen Fengyue, opening it, and inside was a beautiful flower-like pattern.
Shen Fengyue glanced at Hongmei, then at Luoxue, and it became clear in her heart that the women of these two palaces were distinct, one calm and the other lively.
The Huatian in the opened box swayed in front of him, and he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
Sure enough, Hongmei took out a bunch of things in the next second and said to him: "Manny, the servant girl will put makeup on you."
After a while, the tossing was finally over. Luo Xue brought a mirror and put it in front of him so that he could take a closer look. Yan Feige was originally a beautiful boy and a woman, but now she puts on her makeup and makes it even more eye-catching.
Hua Tian points to the center of his eyebrows, and the rouge is spread on his cheeks, like a red sky, smiling in the mirror, and what is bright and moving.
After nearly an hour of torment, Shen Fengyue went out of the hall after breakfast and set foot on the road to greet the queen. He was surrounded by three people, Hongmei and Luoxue, two personal maids, and an **** named Yang Fugui.
Shen Fengyue upholds the belief that doing one's work must love one's work, thinking that she must never collapse, so she took a lotus step, twisted her waist, and looked like that.
To this end, he also showed off to the system: "You see, I pretend to be great, right?" The embroidered handicraft flicked and smiled shyly.
"..." The system couldn't speak for a long time, and it took a long time to utter a sentence, "Why do you use all your savvy here?"
Just as Shen Fengyue wanted to say something to refute, she was interrupted by a female voice.
"Oh, it turned out to be Sister Yan Concubine. It's a coincidence today that the concubine collided with Sister Yan Concubine."
Suddenly, the lines of the heroine of the costume drama vase that I watched before crossing in my mind suddenly flashed.
[Yo~~~ Where does this pheasant come from, and dare to get an eye in front of this palace? 】
They are surprisingly similar, and the effect of overlapping them is huge.
"Who is this lady?" Shen Fengyue asked.
System: "Zhang Bi, Zhang Jingxue, because they ran into you and didn't deal with you."
Zhang Bie also twisted one step at a time, walking in a lotus step, wearing a rouge palace dress, and the color and style of the flower tin printed on his forehead actually collided with Shen Fengyue.
If the makeup and clothes of two women collide with each other, oh, I am afraid I can't be good today.
Shen Fengyue quickly entered the role, helped her hair bun and smiled and said: "My palace never thought that I would be so fond of sister Zhang Bi, and meet here. That is the case, let's not go together."
Zhang Bi quickly scanned Shen Fengyue's outfit today, scolding his mother. It is not terrible to hit the shirt, and whoever is ugly is embarrassed, but he wants to greet him with a smile on his face: "Okay."
So a man and a woman walked together and arrived at Weiyang Palace with one step and three twists. There was a long quarrel at the gate of the palace, and the Ming Dynasty sneered. Finally, because Shen Fengyue was one level higher, he was let in.
"Princess Yanniang, please." Zhang Bi smiled extremely unnaturally.
Shen Fengyue nodded slightly, smiled and walked into Weiyang Palace first. The Hongmei and Luoxue around him were all joyful of winning the battle.
Zhang Yu squeezed a fist, stomped his foot, buffered his emotions, put on the mask again and followed in.
Looking at the entire system, she was stunned. She never expected Shen Fengyue to enter the role so quickly and his tearing ability so powerful.
Entering the door, the queen sitting on the main seat above the hall is the queen.
Empress Wei Jing is Chu Emperor's wife who has got hair. She is about fifty years old. She is wearing a bright yellow palace dress with pearls embroidered on it for decoration. She sits upright, and the golden phoenix on her head does not sway. Divided, the face is kind, even with the cream puff face, the lines added by the years in the corners of the eyes are still clearly visible.
There were other women sitting scattered on both sides, Yingying and Yanyan gathered together.
"The concubine, please peace with the empress." Shen Fengyue saluted respectfully.
"Princess Yan is here, go sit aside." The queen smiled, "I know you like Jiangnan specialty candied fruit, so I have sent someone to prepare it first."
Shen Fengyue thanked him and went to sit aside.
Immediately, a palace official came to serve tea. He picked up the tea cup, pushed away the tea foam with the lid, took a sip gracefully, smiled at the corners of his mouth and watched the other ladies chatter.
They first talked about what kind of flowers in the imperial garden were beautiful, how the peony was, and what other things were. Then they frantically pulled them on the queen, who then fought back. Then I talked about the new dishes in the Yushanfang, my favorite dishes, and how to serve the emperor.
You come and I go, hide your edge, it's so lively.
Shen Fengyue was in the corner as quiet as a chicken without participating. She wanted to sit and watch the women tear each other, but was finally stared at by someone who wanted to force her into the center of the whirlpool.
"Hey, you see, Yan Fei and Zhang Bi's dresses are quite similar today. This flower tin, this clothes, this makeup, these two people are so ingenious?" Someone asked.
So everyone's eyes immediately focused on Shen Fengyue and Zhang Bi.
Zhang Yu immediately answered, "It's a coincidence that the concubine and Yan Fei's sister have the same mind. It is God that made us bond."
Shen Fengyue put down the tea cup, wiped off the water stains with her handkerchief, and immediately wanted to play, but was interrupted and had to secretly breathe.
The visitor was holding a whisk in his hand. Because it was summer, he was wearing a camel-colored eunuch's suit and a red cap. The pace was not swift and slow. The voice was stretched and the voice was flat and sharp. Little Shenzi greets you. According to the emperor, I will come to accompany the empress Yan Concubine in the afternoon, and please be prepared."
For some reason, Shen Fengyue's gaze was unconsciously attracted by the eunuch, staring at him closely.
The **** seemed to feel something, and looked up at him.
The eunuch's face was very white, full of the feeling of being piled up, obviously it should be greasy, but there was a voice telling him that it should not be like this.
He raised his eyes, as if there was a knife hidden in his eyes, they were extremely sharp, but his lips were turned up differently, trying to pretend to be kind and flattering.
This is too strange, full of doubts.
A strange feeling arose in Shen Fengyue's heart, staring at the eunuch's face, full of doubts in her heart. what is it then? Are those long and narrow eyes? Or is it too good-looking like a carefully carved outline?
Is it... eyes? An inadvertent look when looking at him at that moment, a look that shouldn't belong to his current identity.
When Shen Fengyue wanted to take a closer look, she saw that the **** had lowered her head and retired respectfully.
After the **** was gone, Shen Fengyue was bathed in all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, that he suddenly realized.
What did he say just now?
Keywords: the emperor, in the afternoon, accompany him.
Shen Fengyue was so frightened, did she play so hard? It was so exciting at first? !