The imperial examination was an important way for thousands of students in ancient times to enter official careers and break the class. It provided an opportunity for underachievers to fight against the children of nobles.
Ge Yu is the dude of a small noble family in Jing'an. He is ignorant of learning and skill. He walks with his friends and friends, and is addicted to fireworks. Father Ge was angry that he was not a talent, but because he was an only son, he had no choice but to find a way for this evil son.
Ge Yu had some connections in his family, so the imperial examinations had been passing by. When a friend asked him, he always pointed his finger at the heavens and said: "There is someone up here."
With that said, my friends also understand, and after a smile, they continue to drink.
On the day of the imperial examination, his parents packed his bags for him, and repeatedly told him not to be too nervous. On the contrary, Ge Yu was relaxed, and there was nothing to worry about in the imperial examination. He had already obtained the exam questions and asked someone to write the answers. It was just a matter of going to the battle and copying it.
So Ge Yu hummed the song, went lightly, and sat down on the seat in the cubicle after passing the check at the door smoothly. As soon as the test paper was issued, he picked up the paper and took a look at it. It was clear to his heart. It was not bad at all. After cryptically taking out the cheat sheet and copying it quickly, he handed in the paper early.
The young man waiting outside saw him coming out and asked him, "Master, are you done now?"
Ge Yu stretched his waist. After moving his limbs, he called the young man: "Go, accompany him to drink wine."
Since Shen Fengyue completed the "abortion frame-up" plan, the whole person has been relaxed and I don't know how much. No need to pretend to be pregnant anymore, awesome!
He was liberated, and the system suffered. Emperor Chu seemed determined to comfort him, so he stayed in Guanju Palace every night, frequently using room surgery to toss up the system enough, and Shen Fengyue had been awakened by the system's sleep many times at night.
Thousands of words all turned into a little baby who chopped off Emperor Chu.
Shen Fengyue: "..." After thinking about it, it's better to turn over and continue to sleep without disturbing the system.
This day, Shen Fengyue was eating an ice bowl while basking in the sun on a swing stand in the yard. When Shen arrived, he ordered people to leave.
"Why did Grandpa Shen come here today?" He took a spoonful of fruit and fed it into his mouth. He looked up at him while chewing. The bright sun was shining on his fair skin, and his lips were rosy from eating an ice bowl. Runny, shining brightly in the sun.
The light flashed so hard that he narrowed his eyes, calmly replied: "The slaves come every day, the concubine."
"..." Shen Fengyue scooped something, suddenly lost his appetite, and wanted to put the ice bowl down, but the palace people were all repatriated by him, and there was nothing around to put it on the ground.
Only Shen Gongli was there, and he definitely didn't want to ask him to help, and there was always a sense of rejection in his heart.
Shen Gu guessed his intentions, smiled on his face, and looked at the ice bowl. Shen Fengyue found it, lifted the ice bowl and asked, "Want?"
Shen □ bluntly replied: "The slave thanked her for her gift."
"..." This hasn't been promised to you yet!
Shen Fengyue: "This is what my palace has eaten. If you want to eat it, this palace will make a small kitchen specially for you."
Shen □□: "You can get a reward from your mother, let alone leftovers, even if it is spit out, it is a supreme gift."
"..." Shen Fengyue rolled her eyes secretly, hey, not disgusting.
He put the ice bowl in his hand and stared at him.
Shen Yan took a step forward, squatted slightly, and held out his hands in front of him.
Shen Fengyue placed the ice bowl about five centimeters above his palm, then let go, and the ice bowl fell firmly into Shen Deng's hand.
He didn't eat the ice bowl he got, so he held it in his palm and stood still.
At a glance, Shen Fengyue knew that this person was teasing him again, and she didn't bother to continue talking with him on this, and decisively changed the subject: "Is there anything going on with Shen Gongpai today?"
Shen □: "The emperor sent slaves to inform the empress, I am afraid that he can't come over to accompany her today."
"Why did you stumble?" It doesn't matter whether Old Man Chu comes or not, what matters is the information contained in his words.
Shen □□ stroked his fingers on the side of the bowl, and said unhurriedly, "A major event has happened in the front."
He paused at the right time, waiting for Shen Fengyue's response, who knew that Shen Fengyue was already on the swing, and he was funny in his heart. People who didn't buy it, could only continue to say: "Imperial examination fraud."
"Shen's father-in-law speaks like squeezing toothpaste, can you finish it all at once?" Shen Fengyue's swing became higher and higher, and the swaying wind lifted his hair for lifting.
Shen obeyed, speaking honestly, and stopped playing tricks: "This year’s imperial examinations collected multiple copies of the answer sheet. The sage guessed that someone had missed the question, so he was furious and immediately asked someone to check it. One of the examiners missed the question. There is a private person who answered the question specifically for people. By coincidence, those cheating examinees were asked by the same person to answer the questions."
Shen Fengyue laughed: "This is interesting."
"What's more coincidental is that the examiner who missed the test is a student of today's prime minister Wei Yunping."
There was a sound of shoes rubbing on the ground, and Shen Fengyue forced the brakes on one foot, listening intently.
"The Holy Admiral called the Prime Minister to the study room for a reprimand. When a large number of special approvals happened, the Queen happened to come over to deliver things and intercede on behalf of the Prime Minister. So the Holy Admiral gave the Queen and the Prime Minister a condemnation."
How familiar with the scene of this gift-giving, it is estimated that the queen heard the wind and went to intercede.
Shen Fengyue could even imagine the angry appearance of Emperor Chu. Following his example, she lowered her voice, blowing her beard and staring: "I am so disappointed with you!"
Shen cooperated with him and offered the ice bowl: "The emperor, please calm down."
Shen Fengyue grabbed the ice bowl to learn from Emperor Chu and threw it out. She already raised her hand, and suddenly remembered something, she took it back and put it in Shen □□'s hand again. He raised his eyes, his eyes rolled cleverly, and he shook his thumb and said, "The prime minister has fallen."
Shen □□ nodded.
He broke his index finger and said: "The queen is also down."
"Then the next one is..." He looked at Shen.
Shen □ said: "The imperial concubine, see you at the east wall at midnight, the slave wants to transfer it to the empress."
"You have something to hand to this palace, why not hand it in now?"
Shen Zhen shrugged, and said innocently, "The slave didn't bring him."
Shen Fengyue curled his lips and waved impatiently to indicate that he could leave. Shen □□ achieved his goal and had another errand. Although he wanted to stay with the concubine for a while, he seemed unwilling at all, so he left decisively.
After Shen □□ left, Shen Fengyue continued to swing, the swing frame dangling in the air. He said to the system: "Brother Tong, we are going to engage in Emperor Chu next."
There was no sound of the system in his mind, only the sound of continuous drinking.
"system?"
The system calmed down after drinking a few sips of alcohol, and the data became turbulent. Thousands of words are hidden in my chest, I want to say too much, but there is only a plain "um" when I export.
Shen Fengyue: "Not happy?"
System: "Happy."
Shen Fengyue did not notice the abnormality of the system, and is still explaining to it: "Based on the previous experience, I found that the 80% probability of killing the original body is a bug. But in this world we have too many enemies and want to cause There are too many people in the dead. I can't be accurate to the individual. I can only do it together, kill all the options, and I can always find the right."
The nerves of the system were deeply paralyzed by alcohol, agreeing with Shen Fengyue's conclusion. Shen Fengyue made an appointment with it at 12 o'clock in the evening to wake herself up and go to the appointment.
The system couldn't sleep with excitement, and squatted until twelve o'clock while drinking. When the time came, she immediately woken Shen Fengyue with gongs and drums.
"Chong Duck Shen Fengyue!"
Shen Fengyue wore a thin black coat, with a disheveled hair, and relied on his familiarity with the pattern of Guanju Palace, and slipped out of the palace with ease.
When the old place returns, the mood is extremely complicated. I remember the last time he was caught by Shen Yang in this place.
When he arrived, Shen was already there, and when he saw him coming, he handed him a small green porcelain bottle.
"This is?" Shen Fengyue opened the lid, and the liquid flowing inside was clear and clean under the shining of the moonlight.
When he drew closer to the bottle and wanted to look more closely, he pulled the lid out of his hand with two fingers. The action was swift and neat, and the lid was closed without any explanation.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, put a finger in the middle of his mouth, and said seriously, "manny, don't touch it randomly.
Shen Fengyue was bluffed by him for a moment, and then quickly returned to the basket to respond to his IQ. What is the use of prescribing Chu Emperor to keep him from lifting? Apart from the system, no one will benefit from this.
As soon as he was about to refute it, he listened to Shen Zhen continue to say, "I lied to Niang Niang. This medicine was given to Emperor Chu, and it can make him weaken in spirit and body."
Shen Fengyue: "Why not just poison him to death?"
Shen Yan was taken aback. This was the first time he had choked on him, and chose to stare at him without speaking.
After the words were spoken, Shen Fengyue realized that he had failed to say something. How could the king of a country say that he was poisoned to death? He still had to slowly try to kill him, so he smiled awkwardly at Shen □□.
Shen Yan also smiled at him, smiling awkwardly when they met.
"My palace knows, if there is nothing wrong, I will go back first." Shen Fengyue said that she was about to turn around and leave. Shen □□ watched him, suddenly his expression stunned, stretched out his long arms and pulled the person in front of him into his arms. The action quickly hid in a shelter nearby.
Shen Fengyue was shocked by his actions. Just about to say something, he had to wait patiently to see if his expression was serious and not looking forward.
This person completely hugged him, and the two of them held him tightly. Shen Fengyue felt so uncomfortable. She moved and wanted to find a more comfortable position, but her hand accidentally touched a place, his expression was slight. Startled.
The sound of rustling footsteps came from the front. It was originally a guard who was urinating urgency while patrolling at night. He found this place to solve his physiological needs. After the briefing, he lifted his pants and left.
After the crisis was lifted, Shen □□ then lowered his head to Shen Fengyue, who was embedded in his arms, and said, "If things go urgently to power, the concubine is offended."
Shen Fengyue's whole person was already in a state of disillusionment, and his soul drifted away from home.
"The imperial concubine?"
There was a voice in Mingming telling him that this is not true, so please confirm again, don't make a conclusion so early.
So Shen Fengyue listened to her heart's call, squeezed in a ghostly manner.
Shen Yan's expression instantly became weird, and unexpectedly, he squeezed the person in his arms again, and after a muffled grunt, he hurriedly let go of the person.
"You...you! You!" Shen Fengyue, you, you, you haven't shaken the words clearly for a long time, the virtual hand squeezed in the void, ruining the three views.
He never thought that one day he accidentally touched Father Shen's big baby.
Yes, big baby.
Shen □□ his face was gloomy, his eyes were stained with a dark color, and he said solemnly, "Yes."
The attitude is so calm, as if this is nothing extraordinary, but he is making a fuss.
Shen Fengyue shook her hands and pointed at him, "You are also a man with a big jiggling!"
"Also?" Shen □□ tasted the word, grasping the key point in one fell swoop.
"..."
Shen Fengyue's Adam's apple moved slightly up and down, and dryly said under the other's gaze: "My palace just said it was too fast, it didn't turn around for a while."
Shen □□ could hear it, and gently lifted the corner of his mouth.
A pair of beautiful eyes glared at him: "This palace is a woman, how can you be so rude?"
Shen □□ chuckled lightly, looked him up and down for a while, and then said, "What a beautiful and beautiful lady."
This made his goose bumps goosebumps suddenly, and then Shen □□ took a step forward and Shen Fengyue subconsciously stepped back. You advance and I retreat, just pushing Shen Fengyue to the corner.
Shen Yan raised his hand and pressed it to the side of his face, and pressed his other hand in time to block his way. When he stopped his waist, the height difference with Shen Fengyue was obvious.
Shen Fengyue was pushed to the corner by a tall man, poor, weak, and helpless.
He stared blankly at the man directly above, not understanding what he meant.
Shen □□ saw that he was even more amused like this. He leaned over and got close to his ear, rubbed his thumb on his neck, and whispered in Shen Fengyue's ear: "It's a coincidence that the noble concubine empress" , You will pseudo-voice, and so will I."
He used two voices for this, the first half was the flat and sharp sound exclusively for eunuchs, and the second half became the low voice of a man.
Like a stroke on a cello, it is elegant, deep, and sultry.
After speaking, he laughed lowly, smiling in Shen Fengyue's ears, and his ears were flushed with heat spray. The deep laughter was like a soft little brush, sweeping his ears, itchy.
Not only the ears, but also the heart.
Shen Fengyue trembled, her apple was pressed accurately, and then she touched it gently. The original owner's Adam's apple was born extremely secretive, unless he raised his head, it would show a very small arc, which is difficult to be discovered.
Shen □□ just touched the Adam's apple one after another, as if holding down his life gate.
"The imperial concubine."
Concubine empress.
Concubine...
Returning to the sleeping hall, Shen Fengyue shook his head and threw the noise of the imperial concubine empress out of her head, and wiped her neck fiercely with her hands, trying to get rid of the strange feeling, until her neck became red. give up.
He thought about it, and the more he felt that the east wall was not a good place, it was specifically for him. I went there twice and there was no good news both times.
For the first time, his joint was exposed.
The second time, his male identity was revealed.
Shen Fengyue's face suddenly came to mind, and Shen Fengyue was taken aback. I always feel that the guy is getting shameless after being exposed.
Pooh! shameless!