Netizens are about to die!
Who is the little baby who is stupid and behind the father? Who is that shyly hiding back into the room and packing up the beautiful stinking squad?
That is their little sister!
"Oh, crazy! It’s so cool to **** at the weekend! I am hiding in the bed and watching the tears of joy flowing down the phone!"
"My mom had a quarrel with my dad for the restaurant to go to dinner at the restaurant tonight. The two disagreed. One morning, I had a stinky face. I opened Weibo and put the phone on. Turn fine!"
"It’s been a long time since I haven’t seen Xiaoyan for a long time. I’m so sad! I can finally breathe my mouth! I shed tears!”
"Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to be like this, so stinky hahahaha xswl!"
"Sound: fast, quickly praise the sound! - Hey, count you on the road, reward you with snacks! (Ha ha ha ha ha, I am sorry to brain to make up these, I laughed pig sound o (* ̄) ̄ *) o)"
"崽儿: The first beautiful corps in the world of this sound, isn't the mortal meditation fast?"
"Upstairs big guys lost and lost, please expand!"
"I thought the baby was so cute and cute, and it was kind and beautiful. This is the limit of my imagination. I didn't expect the baby to have other attributes. She loves beauty! Stinky!"
"I want to know how the Emperor of the Emperor usually teaches prostitutes... I said that the children are following the adults. I have gotten a glimpse of what is not a big deal. Maybe, maybe... shocked, the movie emperor turned out to be such a movie emperor!"
The audience princes were laughed at by this group of warm-up videos, and the live broadcast page was opened at nine o'clock.
The live broadcast of the network is synchronized by the two parties. Haijiang TV broadcasts live, and the video website of the TV station is also broadcast live.
In the picture, the powder dumplings widened their eyes and looked everywhere. "Dad, where is the camera?"
At this time, the staff had already disappeared, and the sound of the good voice of the Emperor came, he said: "It is on your head."
Two small, round, small cameras flew over their heads, and the group had a pair of eyes. She tried to walk a few steps and found the camera followed her and moved the angle.
The squad that had never seen the world began to be shocked. After a few steps, I found it very fun. I played with a small short leg and teased the camera.
Audience: "..." Hey, are you forgetting to broadcast live!
Fortunately, the film actor is reliable, watching the gang have passed the addiction, reminding her, saying that many uncles and aunts are watching her.
The group stayed, and the audience watched their little face and changed their expressions. She tightened her face, handed her hand, stood up straight, and followed the rules of the invisible person. Hey, Xiaoyin sounds a glance, "Every uncle, grandmother, grandparents, brothers and sisters, everyone."
After reading a long list, the group finished all the titles that they knew, and took a breath and continued: "Thank you for watching my program, the music is very happy."
On the barrage, you are welcome, you are so welcome!
Who knows -
After finishing the rules, the group couldn’t stand it. She spit out her tongue: “These are the director’s uncle who taught me.”
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What do you want to say? ?
The voice of the group turned, "The sound is happy, although I can't see you, but Dad said you can see me, let's chat!"
The group went to the sofa, leaned on the back of Dad, and hugged the favorite doll rabbit, let it follow the mirror with her own face and said: "The music is happy because you all come to see the sound, the sound can On TV, I was not unemployed..."
The first live broadcast program director Zhao did not feel at ease with the group, and left a small assistant next to him. The people next to him let him call back. Zhao did not enter the country, he was sitting far away, holding a tablet in his hand. Open the show and keep an eye on the barrage above.
When he heard this, he asked the audience and asked why he was unemployed.
The dumplings are serious: "Adults have to go to work to make money, children have to go to school, and Dad said that this is called a job, but the teacher said that we should give us two months of leave, no class, no class and no money to earn money... Hey, Really amazing!"
After saying that the group smiled, "Fortunately, the uncles and aunts are willing to watch me on TV. Dad said that you like me, so the director uncle will find me to shoot the show, so thank you!"
The audience master is crying, hey, their little baby is too embarrassing! Speaking at a glance, it’s so sweet, and listening to them also makes it strange.
Xunzi succeeded in bringing the audience into the pit with his own theory, and quickly brought up a stalk and fired on the Internet.
The school is called unemployment, the company is also called unemployment, and it is unemployed at home. If you don’t study or go to work, can you still do it? You are not even as good as a three-year-old child!
When people are three years old, they all know that they are unemployed and they are unemployed. People still have a sense of crisis. Do you have a dozen or so people, or are you less aware of the three-year-old children?
From then on, netizens did not say that they had a holiday, and asked directly: "Are you unemployed today?"
It’s okay to do something on hand, and it’s okay to do nothing. It’s expected to be unemployed for two days to worship... shame and death!
When the aunts were training, they also said: "Our family is only three years old, and we know that we are working hard to make money. What about you? Still not rising?"
After listening to it, make sure that you immediately tidy up and look for a job, study and study. Later, the bosses of the bosses found that the employees under the hand seemed to work a lot, not too fishy, this is a good phenomenon! The bosses laughed and closed their mouths!
The teachers of the school also found that in the past, they fell in love with class to steal snacks, pass notes, chatter, and read novels. Many students are reading and listening carefully. Some class teachers are curious to ask a scum and say why. I haven’t touched the fish recently?
Xuexun is quite a chest, "I am sixteen, better than a three-year-old child!" How is it better than others? I don't want to face!
This social phenomenon is quite fun, #我要怎么不不失# became the hot topic of Weibo.
I wish the children of the sounds have been rated as the most advanced in history by netizens!
"This is a little girl who is doing great things. Hey, I can't believe it. We will become gods after the sound! We will be old when we are three years old. If we are so small, we will be so motivated, why not succeed!"
"Mom, I can see that I am ashamed and self-sufficient. In the next high school, I can't wait for the school to have a holiday every day. Let him talk for three or five years. I am guilty! I am! I am not three years old!"
"Well... I can't find a reason for the fall, very good and powerful!"
I just started to broadcast live to do the show, I wish the children of the audio is very excited, but some of them are too busy, do not know what to do, in her heart, she received the director’s uncle’s money, these viewers came to see her, she has to perform well, It’s good to be worthy of the money given by the director’s uncle. The dumplings are a responsible and good partner!
Gradually spread for a long time, she was too diligent because of her mouth, oh, oh, stop, thirsty, and handed a cup of water on the side of the slender hand like a jade, is a cup of pink cartoon rabbit image, the dumpling company I drank a few mouthfuls of milk and said thank you.
The troupe relied on Dad's tall back to shoot the show. The film actor only showed half of his back and couldn't see the front. The audience just opened the scene and attracted the attention of the squad. They didn't notice this. It was over.
On the barrage, I urged my father to show up too. I haven’t seen the Emperor for a long time!
The director and the squad raised a wake up, the scorpion squinted, climbed to the actor's lap, the camera is a clever ghost, followed by the induction to run forward, this time I wish the movie emperor finally on the mirror.
The netizens saw that there was a laptop in front of the emperor, and the code on the top was faint.
"Dad, Dad, you are my father! I don't understand, I don't understand it."
"The father-in-law is on the top, and Xiao Yan came to report it!"
"Father, my wife, you are raising first, I will pick her up after a few years!"
"My family, your son-in-law is in his mother's stomach. Let's talk to you first. After twenty years, let's be a family, you can't see it!"
"..."
I wish the movie emperor a name, called the national father-in-law, the national family, fans always have to tie up with you anyway!
After being disturbed by his daughter, he had no choice but to reach out and smash his head. He stopped and licked an orange and peeled it off for the group.
The gentle and gentle man lowered his eyebrows and smiled at his mouth. The picture of holding a dumpling in his arms was too beautiful. The audience did not dare to make a move, and even the barrage was much less.
What can I do in three hours?
It is quite substantial for the dumplings.
She was too excited to chat with the audience lords for a long time. Later, her mouth was dry, and her interest did not start high. She puzzled and piled up the wood for everyone to see, or else she would eat snacks and tell everyone that this is delicious. Don't buy it, don't buy it.
Finally, I stayed for an hour and specially blessed her father. At this time, I wished that I had already gone to the kitchen for lunch. I didn’t know that his niece had blown him out of the sky, and he didn’t know that the show was messed up.
The squad only blows for a little while, but I haven’t said that it’s good enough. The director’s uncle has a hard time saying that someone said her father’s bad words.
The cause of the incident is this. I wish the movie cybernetic sons once again come back. This time I don’t know which road the army is. The blacks used to be a bit plausible. This time they have no brains.
The gang said that his father was the most handsome. He said that the squad was only three years old and he was so shameless. Who in the circle does not have to look at the emperor?
Tuanzi said that his father is very embarrassed, and she will give her a bedtime story every day. She is the most happy father!
The sunspot said, "I don't want to install it. I wish the Emperor to make it easy for the three-year-old daughter to lie for whitewashing!"
The gang said that his father was very powerful. She and her father soon became big bosses, and the sunspots were even more fierce.
"When the boss? I wish the children to listen to the uncle's persuasion, to be practical, don't brag, who doesn't know if your father is bankrupt and has little money?"
"The house that lives is so small, not like a big star, but dare to say that it is the boss?"
"Hey, if your waste father is the boss, then I am still the world's top 500!"
"What can a playman do? Don't blow up the kids, wash and eat!"
At that moment, the barrage was too dark to watch. The audience fans didn’t react at first, stunned for a while, then smothered their noses and picked up their sleeves and crossed the screen with the sunspots. “Let you bully our family! "You **** a three-year-old child, are you ashamed?"
Especially the pro-mother powder is exploding, the aunts are not typing fast, they are powerful in the face, they can spray your doubts about life.
But across the computer screen, there are some bitter hands, typing is not fast, not others, but try to point your finger, can not wait to puncture the screen.
Too angry! When I tried to be good with their Amway fathers, I liked them more and more, and I have never seen a baby more lovely! These sunspots are short of missing black and heart!
Director Zhao’s face is also a bit ugly. He smiled hard and hesitated at first. He did not intend to tell the group. He thought that the children were still young. Don’t tell her about the pollution of the ear.
Or the sound is sensitive to people's emotions. When asked the director's uncle, is it uncomfortable and unhappy?
Later, when I couldn’t stand the question of the group, the director said vaguely that there were bad people who yelled at your father, and also comforted the group with their hearts. They just didn’t say anything.
The system suddenly popped up, giving the human cubs a lot of science, and she could understand the words on the barrage that she could understand. The group was stretched with a small fat face, staring at the camera, bursting, and the top of the head was small. The cockroaches are all erected, and she is ready to have a soul showdown with the bad guys!
No one can say that she is guilty! ! !
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