CH 131

For the time being, I left the curled up Ursch-kun alone to let him rest. Ursch-kun, who was left as he was, stayed on the marble-like stone floor, but at this rate the hard floor is likely to give him a headache. After thinking about it for a while, I removed the belt that tied my skirt and sat next to Ursch-kun.

“Ursch-kun, if you’re directly on the floor, your head will hurt, so put your head on my lap.”

Look!! This natural feeling of knee pillow guidance!! With this, I can enjoy Ursch-kun’s mofumofu head!!

However, one of the seniors who gathered interrupted my plan.

“Young wife-san, isn’t that going to make Schneiver-kun’s nosebleed worse rather than stop it?”

No, the knee pillow shouldn’t be as powerful. It’s definitely more for beginners than that hip attack.

“Isabella-ojousama, you don’t have to spoil him. It’s just a nosebleed from excitement.”

“Let’s leave him alone. Let’s do that. . . You can’t make this man feel any better.”

Come on!! The seniors all called on me to leave Ursch-kun alone, but if I miss this chance, I don’t know when the next chance will come!!

When I was thinking about such things and interacting with my seniors, Ursch-kun moved around while curled up and gently put his head on my lap.

This is. . . it!! Iyaaaaaaaaaaa!!

It’s a knee pillow!! Did you see that just now?! Moving slowly and softly, Ursch-kun put his head on my lap!! Did you come here because you didn’t want to be left out?! Is that it?

What? What is it? This cute creature. He’s my fiancé!!

If I can see such a cute Ursch-kun, it might be a good idea to deliberately wake up a lucky lecher moment!!

Hmm? ‘Lucky Lecher’? Something caught me about ‘Lucky Lecher’. What was it?

“Damn it, you idiot couple!!”

“. . . . flirting. I’ll blow you up.”

I heard the voice of the grudge and the bomb threat, but I didn’t worry about it. Ursch-kun’s fluffy head is mine!! Let’s!! Fluff!!

I stroked Ursch-kun’s fluffy head on my lap.

“Kuh. . . . I also want a fiancée who spoils me. I want a fiancée who spoils me without being shocked even if I’m lewd.”

“But this idiot couple. You two both get nosebleeds together. . .”

Hmm? Did I just hear something?

“. . . . .Both of us get nosebleeds?”

When I looked up at the seniors who gathered while wondering and asked a question, the seniors looked at each other and answered while tilting their heads.

“Hmm? Don’t you remember? Well, you fainted right after that. On the day of the robe distribution, you came to see Ursch here, didn’t you? You got a nosebleed.”

Oh, come to think of it, when I came here to see Ursch-kun, I feel like I saw Ursch-kun sleeping in an interesting sleeping position. Why did I come to see Ursch-kun at that time?

That’s right!! At that time, something scary happened, and I came to take some of the ingredient Ursch-kun!! However, I overdosed in an unintentional way, and my consciousness flew away!! What? It’s like Ursch-kun is a dangerous medicine. No, I feel like I’m forgetting something more important than that, what is it? In addition to ingestion, I thought I had to meet Ursch-kun on the same day and do something. What was it?

. . . . .Ah, the fortune-telling deadline has passed!! This is what caught me earlier!! It’s the fortune-telling thing called ‘Today’s lucky lecher’!!

“That’s right!! In the fortune-telling, that day’s ‘Lucky Lecher’ was panties!! I was going to Ursch-kun with a panty attack by the end of the day!! I forgot!!”

But it’s been a few days since then, so I don’t want to do a panty attack now. . . If the fortune telling was still valid, I might have had a chance when I got off the pole. No, in order to prevent that ‘panty attack from happening, Ursch-kun tied my skirt with a belt, so in the end it’s impossible after all.

When I was groaning while thinking so, Ursch-kun’s head, which was placed on my lap, rose up. Oh. . . Ursch-kun’s head has gone away.

Ursch-kun’s nosebleed seems to have stopped, and the blood marks spread from the corners of his mouth to his cheats, probably because he forcibly wiped it with the back of his hand. Putting aside the cause of the nosebleed, Ursch-kun, who has his face stained with blood, also looks kind of wild and nice. I like it.

But I couldn’t leave it as it was, so I took out a handkerchief and wiped Ursch-kun’s face while burning Bloody Ursch-kun into my mind. Then Ursch-kun caught my hand holding the handkerchief and tilted his head.

“Isabella, what is ‘Panty attack’?”

Hm? Ursch-kun says that he doesn’t know ‘panty attack’, which is the royal road among royal roads of lucky lechers.

“Umm, the ‘panty attack’ is. . . For example, due to gusts of wind and standing position, the inside of a girl’s skirt, in other words, ‘panties’, can be seen as a ‘flicker’ even though you didn’t intend to see it. Because of the situation, it’s called ‘Panty attack’ for short.”

Oh, I wonder why I’m seriously talking to my fiancé about what ‘panty attack’ is. . . What kind of situation is this? There’s a limit to surrealism.

By the way, the panty attack that you often see in romantic comedy manga doesn’t look like a glimpse. It’s no longer ‘slightly visible’. If you think about it that way, you have to reconsider the definition of ‘what a panty attack is’. This is an eternal philosophical question.

Huh? What’s wrong, Ursch-kun? It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this black aura. It’s not the usual way of oozing out of your back, but it’s like it’s crawling up you, but you’re certainly oozing out a black aura.

Did I do something wrong? What did I do?

When I tilted my head with cold sweat running down my spine, Ursch-kun smiled. It’s cute and scary.

“Hey, Isabella.”

“Yes. What is it?”

“It’s different with that ‘panty attack’, but if you intentionally say ‘lucky lecher’, you should try it with a certain amount of ‘preparedness’, right?”

The end of the sentence is. . . not growing. . .? He’s really angry about this.

“. . . . Yes. There is no reason. I swear I won’t do it on purpose.”

“Yeah, that’s right. Well, it’s okay if you’re prepared, right? If you’re prepared. . .”

I’m afraid that I don’t know what I’m prepared for. It’s Ursch-kun who tries to headbutt because it’s embarrassing, so it’s unpredictable and scary. If I wake him up deliberately, and if he tells Daimon-niisama, my stupidly high HP will be reduced to 0.

Also, just in case. What if. . . No, it’s really possible. It’s a bit of punishment in the direction of Ero. . . No, what if? I don’t think that’s the case for pure Ursch-kun, who gets a nosebleed with a hip attack, but if you’re waiting for a naughty punishment or something like that. . .

I will probably explode and die instantly.

I can infer from the words of Ursch-kun, if I do something naughty, it will definitely happen! I’ll explode. Life is important. At least I want to live until I have a wedding with Ursch-kun. Seriously.

“Yes. Life is important, I won’t do intentional ‘lucky lechers’.

“Well done. If you understand, it’s fine.”

Good. The crawling aura returned to Ursch-kun. Is that aura free to go in and out? What’s that, scary.

“By the way, where the hell is the fortune teller who came up with those slutty fortune-telling results?”

Slutty fortune-telling results. You said slutty, Ursch-kun. no, well, if it’s slutty, it’s slutty, right?

“Well, I didn’t get fortune-telling from a fortune-teller, it’s written in the fortune cookie, and it’s like a hint to find out about the Demon Lord.”

“A hint about the Demon Lord?”

“Yes, the contents of the fortune cookies in the forbidden library seem to be hints to unlock the books about the Demon Lord.”

When I answered that far, a black aura oozed out from Ursch-kun again. It’s not the crawling type this time. It’s the type that he carries behind his back.

When I thought that, Ursch-kun gently put his hands on my shoulders and brought his face close to mine. That black smile is scary.

“Isabella, there’s still things you haven’t told me, right? It’s Isabella, so it’s not that you didn’t say it on purpose, I know you just forgot about it, but didn’t you forget to tell me something important?”

Yes. I forgot to tell him that I got into the forbidden library and about Navi-san.