Interlude The First and Last of Us

Interlude The First and Last of Us

It was one thing to be old.

Another, to be the last of something. The Last Dragonlord of Flame was still sleeping day after day when a visitor came to his cave.

They passed through the High Passes warily, but with some wisdom, having seen it before. The trick was to not attract attention. Once you had one thing after youor fleeing from yousomething else noticed it.

And like a game of eternal one-upmanship, every monster in creation would invariably join the fight. But if you never got to that first point? You might well be safe.

A bit of luck. And not running into the nastiest elements of the High Passes. There were someunique monsters lurking about.

The Void Eater Goat, for one. Theshapeshifter, another.

It was wandering about, blabbering as the visitor passed behind a cluster of rocks, heading towards the cave with the yellow scarf still tied to the rocks, fluttering in the wind.

Im not saying anything. I know my rights. Fuck you, pigit was an accident, Mom. Buy another car. No, Im not sorry. Hello. Hello? Hello. Im RRyRyooookaaaaa

Completely undisturbing. It looked like it was feeding off some poor souls memories. The visitor decided not to disturb the young woman wandering around in circles.

Mind youthat wasnt the disturbing thing. The disturbing thing wasthe shapeshifter was practicing. Now, who had given it that damn idea? The creature had ceased lurching around in a way that said it had never understood the pain of falling over as an infant. It was no longer naked, and the voicedespite the modulationwas sounding passably normal.

Practice. Did you understand why that was scary? Natural talent abounded, but it was only when talent was refined through effort that things became scary. Gargoyle Bossels, despite their intelligence, strength, and ability to use weapons, were not largely scary because they were just bigger versions of their kin.

Few of them had the diligence to practice or train their underlings. Thugentheir word for lesser Gargoyleswere as lazy as their leaders.

Same for Eater Goats. They were suicidally madnot diligent. Void Eater Goats, thoughthey were scary. Because once, that little, innocent goat with its black fur and insatiable appetiteonce it had been an Eater Goat, a nasty one. An Eater Goat that practiced the art of eating.

The visitor was one such being who had learned practice would put them above other people. And yes, it sounded obviousbut who truly did practice with such diligence? Few people. Work was not always practice. Survival was not always practice. Training, deliberatewas difficult and unintuitive at times.

Like, for instance, being able to walk without a sound such that even the keen-eyed Gargoyles never stirred from their perches, the Eater Goats never looked up from foraging for food. And even the sleeping Dragon and all his spells did not wake at all as the visitor tip-toed into his cave.

He was waiting for a young woman. He was always waiting for one. The visitor rolled their eyes. Not that they were one to talk or lecture normally.

But this was a special occasion.

Even slumbering, Teriarch was too canny to have forgotten all his tricks. Despite the intruder bypassing his wards, a feat few could ever boast ofand only because they were one of the few welcome visitorshe was already stirring.

Smell? Or detecting aura? Orinstinct? He cracked open one huge, heliotrope eye, and his claw reached for a floating alarm-spell. Then he spotted the visitor and surged upright.

Many tonnes of Dragon flesh rising made the light in the cave shine brightly and wildly as his brass scales flasheda river of metal. He boomed as he inhaledreflexively.

Wretch!

The visitor side-stepped just in time, and the fireball blew a hole straight through the caves entrance and into the rock beyond. The shapeshifter was probably two hundred paces awayand it began screaming as it caught on fire. The actual impact cratered a hole in the stone cliffs that cracked the stone and gouged out a molten center of lava.

Every monster in the area looked up, smelled or felt or saw the burning attackand decided they had other places to be.

It was a killing attackand it probably would have eliminated, beyond the Dragons means to bring back, any number of young women who could have come calling for help.

The visitor, though, just stared sideways at the trailing smoke and flames, unimpressed. Teriarch spotted his guest and closed his mouth. And the first thing the visitor did was paw at the ground and speak in a higher voice than you might think, precise, even pedantic. He tossed his head back, and a shimmering mane of hair fluttered around him like gossamer spider webs.

Or some such. Hed gone silver this year, and he was thinking hed go back to blonde. Or pink. But everyone noticed pink. The visitor eyed Teriarch as he threw back his head.

Weak. And slow. Id have run you through an eye if I were going to kill you.

The Brass Dragons mouth opened slightly. He blinkedand it seemed like they hadnt seen each other for centuries.

It had probably only beenfour hundred and twelve years? Give or take. Time passed fast and slow, sometimes.

Taletevirion. What are you doing here?

Once again, the visitor pawed at the ground, a sign of restlessness. He dipped his head, and his hornand it was a long horn, straight and tipped at the endgleamed with a kind of magic few had ever seen. He normally kept it hidden, but Dragon eyes saw most things.

The last Unicorn of the Vale Forest, Taletevirion, trotted left and right, eying the hoard and cave with distaste.

Asking if youve lost your mind. Here I thought Id be seeing war-camps, the Dragonthrone open, and armies of Golems or something. But noyoure sleeping like usual. So it was someone else, then. Waterboy himself. The sheer pomposity was you, though. Lady War would never bother with that.

Huh? What are you doing in my cave?

The Dragon blinked at the Unicorn, looking sleepy and not quite alert yet. Nor could he memory-wipe his guest and present his best side. The Unicorn kicked a crown next to his hooves.

Calanfer, Calanfer, Teriarch. Was that you? If it waswhat possessed you? I also heard of a ruckus in Ailendamus. The last Dryads deadbut you wouldnt have done that. Yet she died of flames. So the spirits of nature whisperor something like that. Theyre antsy, all these forest memories. The Green King, Winter Sprites here in numbersomethings up. So are you awake or still sleeping?

Here was the thing. As Teriarchs eyes widened and he began to regain full control of his mind, he looked at his visitor and saw a number of Unicorns. The one in front of him looked much like the others, mind you.

He had never quite lost his fighting trimwhich, if you knew horses, meant he was in quite good shape. Although he didnt look like a racing horse, all running muscle to no other point. Possibly few horses outside of the ancient wilds had ever looked like he did. Not bulky, but rather like a [Duelist]compacted against his form.

He was quick. But the Taletevirion of the modern day struck a contrast to those who had come before. And the Dragon remembered them all.

This Unicorn was more like a charmer, for all he was in shape. Youd find him mysteriously in one of your stables or in a field with some mares or stallionsoften in compromising situations.

He had no shame. And he was probably why a good portion of Izrils horses were so famously capable. Teriarch had heard when an impulsive [Lady] had bought some of the finest horses from overseas, Taletevirion had stayed on Walchas lands for two decades. And nearly died of dehydration.

Knowing that definitely put a damper on the awe of meeting Taletevirion for the first time. But thenTeriarch could not blame him like he held Eldavin, himself, to account.

The last Unicorn of the Vale Forestwas the last. And whatever you blamed him for, you had not seen him, clad in armor, marshaling [Soldiers] to battle. Weltered in gore until his horn shone red, his hooves leaving footprints in his forest as it burned.

He was done with it all and had said as much. It was one of the reasons, actually, that the two had kept in very sporadic contact. They were both doneonly, Taletevirion meant it.

Now, he had come to see what had woken the Dragonlord of Flame from his long isolation. As Taletevirion looked around, he could see no cluesbut he sensed them.

Death hung in the air. Deathand another Dragon? The unicorn didnt sniffhis horn glowed faintly as he twisted his head left and right, like someone using a dowsing rod. But delicately. He had taught [Duelists] how to fence, and he had added to the magic of his kind with the horn that so many would try to cut from his skull.

The idiots never seemed to realize it would regrow. Not that it was wise to hold a Unicorn captive, but still. No foresight.

Someone died here. Someone powerfulTaletevirion glanced at Teriarch. Which made no sense. Or rather, it did and he would have expected it for any number of reasons, but why was the Dragonlord here?

Actually, two people had died here recently. But one was definitely mortal, and the other was definitely immortal or highly magical. Plus the other DragonTaletevirions face wrinkled up, and he stuck out his tongue as he sensed a final presence.

Eugh. Youve been having the intruders over. A lot of them. Have you been rhyming or throwing swords into lakes? Please tell me were not doing that again.

Istop dowsing my caves!

Why? You havent been doing anything inappropriate. Havent been doing it for the last twenty thousand years, by the feel of it.

Taletevirion.

And now he was getting angry. The Unicorn rolled his eyes.

Poly. Morph. I know you can do it. But that answers another questionso its not you, but someone else calling himself Eldavin? It was certainly the old you in style, but not in caution. Is it someone whos out to ruin your reputation? You and our Dragonlord of Waters having a spat? If youre going to mess up his reputation undersea, take me with you. I havent seen any Kelpies in a while. Mm.

It was too early to deal with this. The Dragonlord stared at his guest, then looked around.

I will have tea. Will you?

Sure, give me a bucket. Make it the good stuff. Something Drathian. I had a plot of some good herbs that the [Druids] knew not to touch until recently, but some damn [Witch] got into it. Harvested the entire thing, plants and all. Damn [Witches].

Without a word, Teriarch levitated the largest bowl and whisk in the world down, and tea leaves and water flew about him. There was an art to it, and even sleepy, he paused to let Taletevirion purify the water.

The whisk was made of old heartswood, gifted by Dryads themselves. The tea leaves seemed to brighten and return to their fresh state as he mixed water and tea, heating it with his breath. Althougheven here, the Unicorn was annoying.

Poor flame control. Youre boiling it too fast.

Shut. Up.

The whisking was pleasant, though. And though it took a while as the tea leaves were ground and a powder added to the hot water and mixedthe two did take a repose.

With unique drinking vessels. A bucket for Taletevirion that was made to stand such that he didnt have to dip his head far, a stand of old jade. Teriarch had a more cup-like vessel, which he levitated up and down, blowing and sipping.

How did a [Witch] get into your private herbal supply? Was it theSpider? Or was one so eminently talented as to bypass your wards?

Now, the Unicorn looked uncomfortable. He coughed to one side as he took a draft of tea.

The Spider appreciates tea like you appreciate pun-poetry. No, this was someone new. Decades back. Maybe she talked her way into my gardens. She was quite attractive, you know.

Ah.

The flat response and look in his eyes said it all. Taletevirion snorted.

You are the last person I will take a lecture from about being swayed by pretty eyes and a sob story. Its just tea. I go harass her when I need some more.

The Dragonlord looked at the Unicorn, then coughed to one side.

I dont keep plants unless its in preservationI cant stand to water the things, even with spells. And they still die after centuries, even with the finest care. But if youre truly hurting for beverages, I could lend you a packet or two. And I might be flying by Drath in the future. If you want, I could bring back a hibiscus or whatnot.

The Unicorns head rose, along with his eyebrows. It was the rarest thing in the world for a Dragon to give anything away from their hoard, unprompted. And it was the rudest thing to ignore.

I could takedo you have any Halflings leaf?

Not the smoking kind?

Obviously not.

Teriarch flicked open a huge set of enchanted drawers. He lifted a few huge pouches outthen judiciously measured enough for three months straight of tea drinking into a smaller bag of holding. He presented it to the Unicorn.

How are your hooves? I know a fine [Handler]

Im the one who tends forests, not you. Thank you. But every hostler eventually tries to put horseshoes on me. Cold iron, sometimes. I get depressed if I have to kick them. I scrape them pretty well.

He showed Teriarch his hooves, which were in good condition. The Dragon smiled at that. The Unicorn didnt look poor after all this time. Reminded, now, Teriarchs head turned, and a rack of bottles stacked a thousand high and racing along the walls of his cavern glinted at him. Slightly dusty.

Can I offer you something stronger? I think I have something preserved to eat.

He was beginning to enjoy himself, and Taletevirion regretted having to break Teriarchs growing enthusiasm. But he did, coughing to one side.

I dont think its the moment to enjoy ourselves. Im pleased you wont ever starveif you needed to eat in the first place. Thank you for the tea, again. Speaking of whichwhy is there an Archmage Eldavin on these scrying orbs, and whats up with Calanfer?

This was no social call, after all. So Teriarch put the cup down and exhaled slowly. He looked

Well, he looked awful. Not much worse since the last time Taletevirion had seen him, but that wasnt saying much. And from the way he flexed his wings and winced, he was having some kind of muscle pain.

Taletevirion should have come centuries ago. The Unicorn felt that guiltand accepted it. He should have raced the Dragon, coaxed him out of his cave. But the Dragonlord was so stubbornhe had half feared hed spend another three months arguing with him to keep his eyes open and listen.

Yetthe Unicorn should have come. With grasses and tonics from the [Druids], with honey from vast beehives, and with more than caution and worry. The Dragonlord slept overlong, and it showed.

He even had poor control of his flames at the moment. Suggestinghed been using them liberally.

Was that Wyrm the Unicorn smelled? Great. Another pest. Hed heard one was causing trouble in Ailendamus. And Lucifen. Wonderful. You never forgot infernal stench. And a Titan? And

A cough made the Unicorn stop dowsing magically again. Teriarch spoke quietly.

In shortand I will thank you to mind your tongue until after I have conveyed my informationthe situation has changed, Taletevirion. Dramatically. Iwe are called to war.

Ive heard that before. Whos calling? A Treant? Some random Human, Drake, or Gnoll girl? Magnolia Reinhart? Noshes trying to build wall-bridges because shes bought into your ideas.

The Unicorn snorted, and the Dragonlord lifted his head imperiously and tilted it away.

Oh, alright, Ill be quiet.

Teriarch paused a good minute, pointedly, before he spoke.

We are called by the dead, Taletevirion. You did not seeghosts? When Fetohep warned us of Seamwalkers, did not a single ghost come to you and warn you?

Then the Unicorn fell silentand his head rose slowly.

The Unicorns of the Vale Forest are gone. Their last ghosts told me something was haunting themlast year. All of Izrils been emptyingI cant find a single one. What do you know aboutghosts?

Then he listened. And the Dragonlord spoke.

Eldavin is my simulacruman accident left him with some of my memories and independent will. He cannot be reasoned with, nor do I trust him. Nor was I able to best him and remove his presence. I went to Calanfer to inspire and dare the Terandrian kingdoms to come to the new lands. To level and forge connections. I did reveal myselfjust as I met the Wyrm of Ailendamus and the immortal cabal therein to try and make peace and a lasting alliance. That failed, but we have some accord. All this is in service to fighting a power older than your forest, Taletevirion. Something is backand the lands of the dead have become the first casualty in this conflict.

He did not say it precisely like thatbut if you wanted to summarize the longer explanation with occasional questions, it was essentially that.

When he was done, the Unicorn looked at the Brass Dragon for a long, long time. Not as if he were crazy, but just taking in the magnitude of it all. And here was one who could believe and understand because he had lived through times as dramatic and crazy. What Taletevirion said, after all that, was simple.

Right. Thanks for telling me. Im off. See you.

The Dragonlord saw the Unicorn turn around and trot back the way hed come. Teriarch coughed.

You arent going to do anything?

Taletevirion came to a stop. He turned his head back.

Im going to raid someones wine cellar, get so drunk I wake up next month, and then Ill see how many charming mares I can meet. Or stallions. Heck, maybe Ill polymorph myself. Ill come back, probably, if youre here in a month or two. To say goodbye. I dont think Ill see you in the next millennium. If youre rightI might not be there myself, so well make it a real thing. Break out all the good liquors. Ill bring something nice as well.

Teriarch unfolded his wings.

Taletevirion. Didnt you hear what I said?

The Unicorn exhaled.

I heard you. Im done. It sounds like you were called, not me.

Only because Izril was already lost before the final conflict began. Even if one had wanted to talk to you

They wouldnt, because I would have told them to sod off before I banished them into Baleros. Dont give me the one last time speech. I gave you that when the Treants left. Im gone. Theres no side left. Soul-eaters? Ghosts? The mortals of this world?

He threw his head back and laughed, a braying laugh, like a donkeys, derisive and crude.

They killed my forest and hunted us all down. Id have thought youd abstain as well. But if it was ghosts

Taletevirions head dipped as he looked at Teriarch.

that would do it. Maybe do some laps around the High Passes before you head off to war though, hm?

He headed towards the caves entrance. The Dragonlord looked at one of his few acquaintances, who wasnt as old as Teriarchbut they were of a kind. They were all like that.

Taletevirion. What would it take for you to take up arms? You cannot ignore what is happening or hide from this calling.

He was glancing back across his hoard, and the Unicorn, despite himself, slowed at the entrance. Taletevirions hooves came to a clattering haltand it was unusual because he was normally so quiet.

Gladeswalker. Champion of the Canopied Path. When you were so old and had done so much, you had these endless names. But the silly Unicorn with his libidinous pursuits

He turned his head back, and one eye flashed brightly, and Teriarch knew hed gone too far.

Hide? That is the most hypocritical thing I have ever heard you say, Dragonlord of Flame. Who walks the forests and lands of Izril while you sit in your cave and sleep away the centuries?

I only meant

The Unicorn came striding back, horn glowing dangerously. He stopped, stomping his hooves and snorting with ill-concealed ire.

Hiding? Do you know I had pledged to your precious Magnolia Reinhart to lift my horn for war if it came to Izril? If the Antinium of Rhir ventured north, I, foolishly witnessing their destruction of the Hivelands, swore to defend this land. You accuse me of hiding? Shirking my duties? I will own that I am lazy, indiscreet, and that I will take no sides even if my kins ghosts were to beg me. But my ruined forest has regrown.

He meant the Vale Forest. And yes, it was still one of the worlds largest forests, the largest by far on Izril. But the great trees were gone.

The Dryads are dead. The Unicorns are gone. All the other species who sheltered under the brancheslost. No more communities of bear and wolf, no more Beastkin. The Corusdeer herds run wild and without purpose. The tribes of ape and monkey are dead; their kin on Baleros still mourn.

The Unicorns voice was heavy and deep. Like a dirge. Teriarch tried to speak. His scales were hot. With embarrassment.

I only meant

The Unicorn looked up at him, and his gaze was empty. Thenhe shook his head and looked dismissively around Teriarchs cave.

Yet I am still here. My wards have changed, from that folk, from the great aspens and oaks and the will of Treants to little Humans playing under the branches. [Druids] who still remember how to live without cutting down everything in their path. I am here, Teriarch. And I tend to my wards and friends. What few who still remain on Izril.

Then he looked at the Dragon, and Teriarch realized that was why the Unicorn had chosen to visit. Heeven in wakinghad not first thought to visit Taletevirion. The Dragon hung his head, and the Unicorn went on gently.

If it comes, you shall see me at the last. But I am done with making empires. I thought you were. You warned me that the half-Elves would create no more great forests, but I did not listen. We have always remembered the folly of the past, us two. More than your cousins. Why would I make war and call the last of the last forwards again?

Perhaps the cause matters enough. Perhaps the foe is horrific enough.

The Dragonlords throat was dry, but he growled the words. Taletevirion looked at him bleakly.

Spawn from the edge of the world? Worse? Old Ones buried deep?

Worse.

The Unicorn considered that. Then he turned his head.

And when will we hold a blade to those unwilling to help us and declare our ultimatums? Destroy an enemys camp so thoroughly we slaughter their livestock and salt the earth with flame? I am weary of it. Take my invitation, Teriarch. And know the Vale Forest will have one protector.

Then he turned around once more and began to walk away. And Teriarchs eyes burned, for the Unicorn truly had walked every century the Dragon lay sleeping. He was youngerbut how many monsters, Crelers and the like, had died to that silent protector?

Perhaps the Vale Forest was the safest of its kind yet left in the world. He would be a mighty ally, though. Teriarch had a vision of the Unicorn of old, challenging a [King] to a duel as three champions lay at his feet, each one disarmed. So he called out.

A gift, then, Taletevirion. Anything within my power to grant youis there nothing left you desire?

His wings took in relics, gold enough to buy the forest the Unicorn called home, even if it was from the nobles who owned it. The Unicorn looked over his shoulder. He knew what Teriarch possessed. He thought for a long time, and his eyes sharpened.

Still got your Dragonthrone?

Yes.

Teriarchs voice was instantly defensive, possessive, but the fact that he even acknowledged itthe Unicorn exhaled. It really was serious, then. Even if he looked like hed been napping. Teriarch was already yawning, but the light of hope was in his eyes.

If he had Taletevirion, a peer to stir himthe last Unicorn looked Teriarch in the eyes and considered the Brass Dragons treasures.

Then well have the party there.

He didnt turn around this time, because he knew Teriarch was going to make him an offer. The Dragonlord tried.

Taletevirion. If there is any object or favor or debt I can call upon

And the Unicorn interrupted him with an almost ironic, sing-song rhyme in his voicebut a deadly serious look in his eyes and a voice like old brambles in the forest, like dead earth under fallow trees.

Dragon. No treasure of yours shall compel me.

Nor favor nor threat impel me spill my blood.

My days are done. No friends to aid nor kin to free.

My worth as warrior and guide I would rather be to stud.

I am no friend of Drake nor Gnoll nor Human nor any other kind.

Only for something new even to Dragons will I ever, ever change my mind.

The Dragonlord looked down, dismayed, and Taletevirion bent a knee, giving the Dragon a too-formal salute with his horn.

There. A true Geas of the Vale Forest upon myself. Oathsworn upon my horn. Do you have anything to add?

Though he knew how stubborn Taletevirion was, how weary of this he must bethe Dragonlord did try one last trick. He slowly, slowly, lifted up something odd, flat, and rectangular that glowed with something other than magic.

Will you not look at this, Taletevirion? It is new.

The Unicorns eyes widened as he saw the odd deviceand he trotted forwards as Teriarch lowered it.

What isthis?

It is calleda laptop. A Dell. It has a number of interesting features, includingimagesthat you may be fascinated by.

Teriarch sighed as he brought that up, but it was certainly new. The Unicorns Geashis keen intellect focused on the laptopand he exhaled.

My, that is new. And this

He lowered his horn slightly, staring at the screenand Teriarch sensed the near-instantaneous spellcasting only after Taletevirions horn extended.

A sword of light slashed the laptop in half. As the Dragon jerked it awaythe horn flashed twice, and Taletevirion blew both sides of the laptop into fragments that exploded around the cave. He raised his horn as Teriarchs mouth opened wide. The Unicorn stared the Dragonlord in the eyes.

Dont try to play me like an Agelum, Teriarch. Objects have always been worthless to everyone but Dragons and Drakes. A million of Veltras children play under the leaves of my forest. They may burn it one day or cut it to the roots. But they are innocent of their deeds of the past and when they age.

He looked around as the stunned Dragon stared at his broken treasure, and the Unicorn spat.

A treasure beyond any you have ever accumulated. I have never forgotten what wealth looks like.

Then he was trotting out of the cave, fastso fast he left a trail of wind in his wakebefore the Dragonlord could vent his incredible pique. The roar echoed around the High Passesand then Teriarch lay down. Sulking, he reconstructed the laptop from a fragment.

Wearied, once more, the Dragon slept. The last Unicorn? He went off somewhere to find a drink. He knew an ending was coming, but so what?

It was always coming. He had seen the Creler Wars come and go. Hed seen Dryads die, seen his forest burn. Not for laptops. Not for Dragons or young folk. Teriarch was that noble soul, nobler than even the Silver Dragon Knight. He would fly and die for someone elses future.

But Taletevirion? There was no future for Dragons. Nor for Unicorns. Not for Humanity or even the memory of the dead. The Unicorn trotted off.

He needed a drink.

Fights were never fun, emotionally-uplifting affairs. Especially when they were between two people who liked each other.

The last Redfang of The Wandering Inn was Numbtongue. Oh, Badarrow was back and Rabbiteater was alive.

But they werent here. For all he had hugged his brother and they had gone out hunting and talkedthey were somehow separate.

It had taken Numbtongue a long time to understand what that sense of disconnect wasuntil someone had summarized it for him.

Youre living different lives, Numbtongue. Different jobs. Differentroles. Even if you are brothers, I felt the same way with my sisters. Even when they came back, they were different. Not always better or worse, but separate.

Lyonette knew the feeling that Numbtongue had experiencedpossibly for the second time in his life. He hadnt realized it before, but the Redfang Tribe meant that a warrior was only separated from the others during scouting missions or after a battle if they were lost or left behind.

When the thirteen Goblins had been sent to kill the [Innkeeper]they had changed greatly over their journeys. The five who had made it to the innthey had been strangers when they met Garen Redfang.

Now, in the same way, Numbtongue felt like Badarrow was different. Closer to a Chieftain, a member of Rags tribe.

Different.

He envied Badarrow in some ways. In others, he felt like the [Sniper] had left the one good place they knew. And Badarrowseemed to think Numbtongue had had it hardest.

We are Goblins. We have Goblinhome. Youyoure here. With Erin. With ghosts.

Truer words had never been spoken. Badarrow liked the inn. He liked Erinbut it had too many painful memories for him. He would not stay. He had askedtentativelyif Numbtongue wanted to go to Goblinhome. Just to visit.

The answer was no, Numbtongue was almost sure. Erin needed someone to watch out for her. Mrsha needed someone to look out for her. The inn was fun, it had all the things Numbtongue liked.

One of them was Octavia. And Garia came by here. And that had amused his brother almost as much as anything else.

It was an open relationship. Where the relationship was forged of having known people for a while. Like Octavia.

Numbtongue had first defended her from being attacked with Yellow Splatters in Celum. After that, hed learnt you could sometimes find Octavia starving to death, having not slept for thirty-six hours, and that if you put something in front of her, she would eat it and not die.

It became customary for him to wander into her shop, poke her if she were nodding off into a boiling beaker, or put a blanket on heror food in front of her as she worked. Hed also sell her gemstones in return for potions, and she later realized she had an unwilling test subject for some of her potions.

That was probably how it started. Numbtongue would come into her shop to practice on the guitar as she worked and then

Garia Strongheart was different. They had met a bit later and gotten to know each other more intimately.

Mostlyby kicking each other in Garias barn or practicing sparring combat. Which was a time-honored way for Redfangs to get to know each other too. Also, Numbtongue would occasionally be found wandering around naked and dead-drunk with Wailant and Viceria in the night.

And people wondered why Garia didnt visit home that much. Well, she had been stopping by more often.

The point was, Numbtongue made it clear he quite liked both the [Martial Artist] and [Alchemist], and they were aware he wasnt being serious. Which, to Goblins, meant babies more than a commitment.

Neither one was interested in babies at this point, so it worked out well. At least, Numbtongue thought so.

His ghosts had other opinions, but he ignored them when he could. And he had learned the ghosts could go elsewhere if need be. Which was reallyreallyreally helpful.

There was something about Pyrite, Shorthilt, and Reiss sitting there and running commentary while he was trying to flirt that really threw Numbtongue off his stride. Let alone anything else.

The point was that Numbtongue had quite enjoyed the fall as it began to turn to winter. He enjoyed the cold, fresh air, the changing colors of grass, the new inn, the cities, andThe Wandering Inn being open and Erin not being dead.

He still woke up sometimes and wondered. Then hed hear her voice and all was well. There were Goblins in the inn, guests and employees, and Numbtongue felt happy.

Which was why his first major fight with Octavia was such a dramatic thing.

Tada! What do you think, Numbtongue?

The Hobgoblin had been giving Octavia a gift when she surprised him with one. The thing about Numbtongue was that he quite enjoyed things. He made it his goal to find things to enjoy.

If he found he were cold and there was a nice fire, the [Bard] would obsessively grab some of Erins cocoa if he could find it, or hot milk and honey, two blankets, and a shivering Octavia and then sit there in front of the fire for an hour. Just because he could. Plus snacks. And a scrying orb.

If he were mining in the mountainsan actual thing he did and not just an excuse to take Octavia or Garia or someone else out to have funhe would search for gemstones to give them. Or something fun or useful like a scarf in Invrisil that looked like a river over red soil that Garia used.

Or massages, which he was good at. Enjoyment was something to be cultivated, and Numbtongue was a connoisseur. It was also why Badarrow, Headscratcher, Shorthilt, and Rabbiteater used to make fun of him. For optimizing his good times.

A Numbtongue-gift was thus quite regular. But Octavia had been bundled up in a coat and had a hood up when he came inand she had been sitting with her back turned until he slyly poked her. Then she turned, threw off her coatand blanketand beamed up at him.

That was Octavia, always thinking or chewing on a stirring spoon or a flurry of energy until she collapsed. Her and her light brown eyes, sometimes ringed by soot or lines of exhaustion. And her green skin.

Huh? Numbtongue looked at Octavia as she threw off her coat, and her skin was definitely green. Not lime green, but a natural greenlike a Goblins, in fact. Her body was the samebut the skin?

Ive been working on it all month! It took ages to get cloth dyed right, but theres a Stitch-folk [Seamstress] in Invrisil. Whos ready for a fun evening? I dont have work andNumbtongue?

He stared at her in such a way that her excitement over her surprise faded. When she reached for him, he panicked. Or did something.

Myeh.

His arms went up, and he justjumped back. Octavias face fell.

Numbtongue? I thought youd like it.

When he could speak, the Hobgoblin got angry. And he snapped when Pyrite was poking him before he could think.

Why would you think Id like that?

Hence the argument. It lasted for twelve minutes. And Numbtongue told Octavia not to do the skin, and she was upset and told him it wasnt her intention to make him mad.

She was a Stitch-folk, and this was one of the few times Numbtongue had realized there really was a cultural difference.

Stitch-folk changed parts of themselves as they pleased. They didnt value appearance as much, because if you had an unlimited budget, you could look like whatever you wanted.

The cut of cloth mattered less than the quality of it, to quote a Stitch-folk saying. So they had little judgment on skin tone. Green wasnt something they did, but Octavia had pointed outin increasingly exasperated tonesthat shed changed her own cloth colors and appearance many times.

Why cant I do it? I thought youd be happy

Well, Im not.

Twelve minutes later, Numbtongue was still mad about it. He was stomping around The Wandering Inns second floor, his room, and he only had his ghosts for companionship.

Pyrite, Shorthilt, Reiss. All three a different kind of Goblin. One, a Chieftain; another, a younger warrior; the third, the Goblin Lord, a [Necromancer].

Each one had different opinions. Sometimes, he saw them often and they were loud in his head. Other times, he could go days without thinking of them. He had their memoriesand opinions. Sometimes if he wanted them or not.

Mean to nice [Alchemist].

Shorthilt was poking Numbtongue as they walked. The [Soulbard] swatted at his brother.

She was wrong.

Why was she wrong?

That came from the larger Hob, Pyrite, who sat. But he seemed to reappear every few steps, such that Numbtongue kept passing by him. The ghost was chewing on the memory of thistles, grimacing every few seconds.

It was actually a good question and a Pyrite-question because it made Numbtongue think. He didnt really realize why he had been so upset by Octavias skin tone change.

Was it because she should not? Or because it was bad? Or because she didnt ask?

Reiss was the analytical one, who was a Pisces-esque character of the three. Pyrite was a deep thinker, the Goblin Lord more academic sometimes. Plus, he knew magic and things even Numbtongue and Pyrite and Shorthilt combined couldnt come up with. Like law and so on. Still, Numbtongue often took Pyrites advice over Reiss. The Goblin Lords life had shown where Reiss decisions led.

Idont want her pretending to be like a Goblin. Is bad. Not because she wanted to bebe

Mean?

Rude?

Thoughtless?

Numbtongue nodded as the ghosts suggested words.

That. She wouldnt. But I looked at her, and I thoughtno. Not because shed be a bad Goblin. Maybe. I dont know! But because I

He searched for words.

I thoughtshe shouldnt have this fate. To have green skin. To be

He touched his chest, and he realized that was a lot of it. Some of it was being offended that she thought looking like a Goblin would make him happy. That she didnt know what being a Goblin was. But hed also been afraid.

His ghosts looked at each other. Then, Shorthilt nodded at the others and reached out.

Brother. Give me a minute.

He meant[A Minute, Reborn]. Numbtongues greatest Skill. And it was so rare for a ghost to ask for that time that Numbtongue instantly agreed.

He reached out

And Shorthilt took over. Numbtongues posture changed. He checked himself, felt at his cheeks, and the true Hob was like a dreamer watching himself from up high. He would remember, when the minute endedand it was closer to two minutes, anyways.

But he felt Shorthilts vague intentions, if not understood all the ghosts thoughts. Shorthilt took a second to wave at a curious Apista crawling out of Lyonette and Mrshas room and grin. He felt pleasure at that. Then he walked towards the stairs heading down to the first floor.

There was a bannister rail that helped people climb up. Nothing that needed to ever be mentioned in the history of Erins inn and the stairs. Just a salient point at this particular moment. A staring little Sariant Lamb poked her head out of the doorway as, below, Erin Solstice was noisily hmming and going about her day. It was about an hour before lunch, and the inn was quieter than most parts of the day.

Perfect. Shorthilt calculated his trajectory, took a few steps backand by the time Numbtongue realized what he was going to do, it was too late to stop. Shorthilt aimed at the stairsor rather, the banister going down, did a flying leap

The crash made Erin Solstice jump in her seat. She whirledand saw a Hobgoblin slam into the floor. Well, he came down the stairs. But she had never, ever seen someone do a flying, groin-first leap into the bannister on purpose.

It looked like it really hurt. Especially because the Goblin was clutching at his private parts and rolling around. He was cursing the airand for some reason, Erin didnt think it was aimed at her.

Numbtongue? You okay, buddy?

He didnt seem to hear her. Erin looked at him and shook her head.

Shorthilt stood over Numbtongue. Hed given Numbtongue control back right before impact, and he, Reiss, and Pyrite were clustered around the downed Redfang.

Cant punch you, so this is easier.

Youyou

Numbtongue had tears in his eyes from the agony. He was trying to ask why Shorthilt would do something like thisbut the Redfang kicked at Numbtongues chest. His foot passed through.

Is bad to be a Goblin? You sound like Humans. Or Drakes. Why you think like that? What bad rot in head?

He crouched down and poked at Numbtongue angrily. He was angryand Numbtongue saw Reiss nodding. PyritePyrite was more sympathetic.

Is a bad thought. Sometimes you have bad thoughts.

Notwrong, though.

They all knew what it was like to be a Goblin. Hunted and hatedeven this inn wasnt completely safe. The ghosts were proof of that. Pyrite nodded reasonably, but he took a ghost-thistle out of his mouth and tossed it to the side, where it vanished.

Not wrong. But not good to hate. Alsonot Octavia. She likes you. True?

True.

Numbtongue sat up, wincing, and Pyrite went on.

She doesnt know Goblins. She likes Numbtongue. Thinks hell be happy. So does this. Then he gets mad at Octavia for something she doesnt think.Here is good question: is Octavia bad?

The [Bard] sat there for a while. He knew the answer, of course. He just hadnt thought of that when he was angry.

No. Of course not. I should have explained. Ill go now.

He stood up, looking to the far hallway. This time, it was Pyrite who blocked him.

No.

Why not?

The Hob stared seriously at the [Bard], as if he were being stupid.

Angry Numbtongue shouts at Octavia. They fight. Then he runs off. Seveneight minutes later, he comes back to apologize and make up. Expects to. As if they did not fight.

But now I know.

So wait. Until evening. Come back later. Like soup. When it all nice and cooked, not hot and bubbling. But not wait until lukewarm.

The Goldstone Chieftain smacked his lips. His food analogiesNumbtongue edged around him.

Good idea. Or I go now.

She still crying? She still upset? Youre not mad because of us. Two hours. One.

The Hob was pointing out a difference in moods, but here, at least, Numbtongue thought he was wrong. He was quite the type to leave someone alone and go off until they were calm and would talk again. It was something Shorthilt agreed with, but then, Redfangs often settled most things as Garen had taught themwith actual combat.

The [Bard] took a huge breath. He strode over to the door, and Pyrite tried to stop him.

Dont go. Or Ill use a minute and eatCalescents death-spice curry. All the plate. And let you poo it tonight.

The [Bard] hesitatedand then pulled on the doorknob.

Pyrite, youre wise. But sometimes you dont know everything.

The Goldstone Chieftain frowned and hmmed. He backed up a step.

Good point. Well see.

When Numbtongue pushed open the door to Octavias shop, he called out.

Octavia? Can we talk?

He didnt hear anything inside. But when he stepped through the door, he froze up instantly and decided Pyrite was right.

Uh oh. Shes super mad. Give me a minute and Ill cast [Barkskin].

Reiss observed as Numbtongues boots crunched onglass. He looked down, and three beakers were shattered on the floor. Thankfully, only one of them seemed magicaland it was Sages Water. But clearlyOctavia had been more upset than Numbtongue thought.

[Alchemists] might get mad, but they never threw things in their work areas. Let alone reagents and stuff. But several of Octavias mixing vials were shattered on the floorboards, and one of her Sages Grass water bases.

It looked like shed tossed more tools to the ground too, and Numbtongue looked around and didnt see her. One of her windows was slightly open to the cool fall airhe closed it.

Octavia? Youyou mad?

He looked around the room, but she must have stormed out, because he didnt see her. The Hobgoblin searched about. Then he bent down.

Hm. Alchemists dont break their own stuff.

Pyrite reappeared, looking warily at the ground. Numbtongue suddenly looked up, and his hand reached for the Dragonblood crystal swordwhich he did not always carry around with him inside the inn.

Shorthilt cursed, and instead, Numbtongue reached for his bag of holding and a jar of acid. Then he sidled over to one of the work tables, reached under it, and pulled a knife out of a sheath hed glued to the underside. The long dagger came out as Numbtongue turned.

Let me.

Reiss reached out, and Numbtongue hesitatedbefore shifting control to the most powerful Goblin present. His eyesturned darker, and when he rose, the Hobgoblin turned and whispered.

[Detect Life]. [See Invisibility].

His fingers glowed with a [Deathbolt] spell as he placed the jar of acid in front of himand held the knife at the ready. The Hobgoblin slowly rotated around the laband his eyes narrowed.

What

Octavia Cotton had a total of about three close friends in Izril. Well, more after going south with them to rescue Mrsha.

But she hadnt spoken to Gna for a while, or Salkis, and she missed that. The camaraderie of the road.

Really, it was Numbtongue. Saliss was her mentor, but she spent as much company in his time as not. But in lieu of finding Saliss when she was so distraught, she went to the only other friend she had.

Yellow Splatters sat there as Octavia related their fight. Her skin was still green, because it would take an age to replace all the cloth. Shed even done her face!

And he told me I was, stupid for thinking hed ever like it!

I shall hit him.

The Antinium Soldier concluded. He stood with a nod, and Octavia grabbed his arm.

No, dont!

Then what am I doing?

The [Sergeant] obediently sat back down, and Octavia sniffed.

Just listen. Dont hit him. Like you two do when you gamble.

That is a game.

Its a game?

The Antinium Soldier nodded reasonably.

Yes. We play cards. Then, whoever wins gets to throw a coin at the other. Like our game where we toss one of Mrshas balls at the other and must not flinch.

Oh, Redfang games. Boy games.

Octavia rolled her eyes. Yellow Splatters smiled, raising his mandibles.

It is a funny game. But Numbtongue refuses to play because I have no jewels. So I do not fear the ball like he does.

The [Alchemist] snorted about that and actually stopped crying a bit. Yellow Splatters patted her on the back.

They were not in the Free Hive. Rather, they were in a new part of LiscorAntinium-based dormitories. It was a kind of super-reward that let Painted Antinium and members of the Hives like Silveran, Yellow Splatters, and so on have actual rooms and possessions and access to the city without having to navigate the Hive every day.

Yellow Splatters room was filled with paintings. He painted the Soldiers and Workers he remembered and put them on the walls. He also had a lot of the little figurines, and he had bought some tiny brushes he was learning to paint with when Octavia came in. He was, in fact, a [Painter].

So I am not hitting Numbtongue. What is my role here?

Listen. Make me feel better. Take my side!

Yellow Splatters instantly turned to face the way Octavia was facing. But he also, gingerly, patted her on the shoulders.

Numbtongue is a bad person today. I will speak to him. He should not make his friend cry.

Thanks, Yellow Splatters. I justdont know what to do. I didnt realize itd make him upset.

The Antinium stared at Octavias green skin blankly.

I do not know why either. The Crimson Soldier is red. Xrn is blue. If you wore my shell, I would not be angry. But perhaps I would be if you wore Whitepaws paint. But I know you like me.

Do you think that was why it was? He could have said that! He knows I change my cloth. What if I decide I want long hair and he doesnt like that?

Octavia was getting mad now and throwing out examples that Numbtongue probably wouldnt be upset about. But she was angry. Yellow Splatters nodded thoughtfully.

If Antinium could change their cloth, they would.

Yeah! This isnt homewere not in a Stitch-folk city. I can do what I want! I couldI could put on Revis cat ears if I wanted!

Her what?

Now, Octavia had to explain about how some Stitch-folk altered their bodies in ways even their own people thought were radical and extreme. Yellow Splatters hesitated.

Yes. These cat ears arenot problems. I think.

Im trying to show Numbtongue I care. I was going to keep the skin tone all week! At least! What if I started a trend? Wouldnt that help Goblins?

Maybe. Maybe we should find Numbtongue.

The Soldier felt like his unconditional support of Octavias positionespecially vis--vis the cat earswas weakening. He just felt

Why not dog ears? They are the superior pet.

What?

Octavia gave him a blank stare as the Soldier folded his arms. Then she realized that the new Antinium dorms really were different from the Hive. For nothing would do but for Yellow Splatters to have Octavia riseand come over to another room.

Silveran. Silveran. Are you in here?

Yellow Splatters knocked on a door two doors down, and a voice came from inside.

Silveran is not here.

Octavia hesitatedand Yellow Splatters sighed. Loudly.

Silverstache?

The door sprang open, and an Antinium with a huge, silvery mustache opened the door. He had something in his hands. It was blonde and looked like an old man due to the mop of hair around its face.

It was a puppy.

This is The Spotted One, Octavia. He is a good puppy. Silveran and I share him.

And me, Silverstache.

The Antinium smiled as Yellow Splatters sighed and ignored that. The little puppy was madly squirming to lick Octavia and to run about. It barked excitedly, and Octavia feared the loud sound would wake up the apartments.

Which it did.

Doors swung open, and Octavia winced as angryneighboring Antinium delightedly came out.

It is The Spotted One. And green Octavia. Hello!

The Spotted One. May I pet? Who is this green Goblin? I am Super Cleaner. I work for Silveran. Hello, Silverstache.

The Spotted One! Say hello to Longboy!

A long, thin dog raced up to join the first, and the two ran about as the Workers and Soldiers bent over to pet the dogs. One offered them a treat, but Silveran stopped the Worker.

They have already eaten. We must not feed them. OrFurfur will not let them stay.

Furfur.

The Workers and Soldiers muttered darkly. Octavia had heard of the dreaded Furfur. Silverstache confided in Octavia.

He has let us have three doggies between us. But if we give them too many snacks or do not take care of them, we will have our permissions revoked.

I hate Furfur.

One of the Workers glowered into the distance. Octavia, meanwhile, was getting her hands licked by the dogs.

Sorry, they love [Alchemists]. We smell of all kinds of things. See?

The Spotted One began sneezing, and all the Workers clustered around to observe in delight. They were having so much fun that Octavia forgot her argument with Numbtongue. Right up until someone came walking along.

Oh, Yellow Splatters. And Octavia. Hello. This is a rare surprise. Is your skin now green, Octavia? It is very good-looking.

Pawn of the Free Antinium was walking with his censer-stick and the dread Furfur himself. All the Workers guiltily hid the puppies behind them.

It wasshe looked around the inn and croaked a word.

Valceif. He was here, wasnt he?

Lyonette froze up. Numbtongue looked at Pawn in confusion, but Mihaela leaned over the table. Garia, Falstheir faces turned somber. Mihaela just stared past them. At the Antinium and the Hobgoblin. She didnt know them. She didnt want to know thembut there was something she didnt like.

A kind of understanding. So the Guildmistress spoke, the words coming out like bloody mucus.

I am the Guildmistress of First Landing. But youre right. I was the Courier of Izril before that. And I saw war. I suffered for itand then I kept running. On your long journey, be it Courier or warrior

She closed her eyes.

You fall in love with people. Sometimes. Those you keep meeting. The ones who are kind to you. Many arent. But you meet so many. Sometimes itclicks. Shelter on a long run.

Numbtongue felt a jolt, and goosebumps ran up his arms. Now, Mihaelas gaze was unnerving. She kept speaking, and she was different in countless ways, from species to gender tobut he could picture it. A young woman, coughing and slowing byan inn? A glowing light in a window lit for her?

Sometimes you keep coming back. Later, and latereven when I was named Guildmistress. I came back for more than the road, the isolationand its good. Its grand. Its also painfulfor them. They see you on your longest road, your final road, and ask you to stop. To change. They sayyou wont come back someday. As if I dont know that. Theyre the ones who forgot. They think Ill change. That I can change.

She looked at Pawn and Numbtongue and realized she was pouring out too much. But once saidMihaela exhaled the rest like poison. Grief. She had grieved a yearand it was stronger now.

Let it out. She whispered to the Antinium and Goblin, for they might understand her folly.

Thats how it ends. The one you love saysthey sayif you must. If you have to keep going, go, and come back. But

Her voice wobbled, and she was reciting from memory. And the next words were hardest of all to say.

Butbut not your son. Dont kill him too. Dont teach him what its like to be you, even though he was born with all the talent for it. Even though he understands in his bones.

Lyonette put her hands over her mouth. The rest of the inn was silent. Mihaelas head dipped. She looked aroundbut there was no sign of him here. No chair, no inkling beyond her knowledge that Valceif had ever been here. Had she been hoping for it?

Then? What happens after that?

The whisper came from Pawn. The Worker looked at Mihaela, and she jerked, as if forgetting she had been speaking to him at all for a moment. Mihaelas glittering eyes rose, and the old Runner looked at Pawn. For one momentnot as the nemesis of The Black Tide or the Guildmistress of First Landing.

Just Mihaela Godfrey. She whispered, her voice hoarse.

We were already split apart when I proved him right. I should have never shown Valceif how to run. But it made him feel alive.

She looked around blankly, and her eyes focused on Fals, on Garia. They stared at her as if she were a monster, a figure of tragedy, a ghost, a legendand Mihaelas head bowed. Her shoulders hunched. She looked at the City Runners and saw the echo of her son everywhere.

Without a word, Mihaela pushed herself back from the table. She walked down the common room, in silence, and rested her hand against the door. She turned her headand her eyes caught the two Runners there. They had known Valceif, if not well. But briefly.

She saw him everywhere, so the Guildmistress barked.

Guild, City Runners. Celum. Now.

She strode out the doors and into the magic portal door so fast that Fals and Garia were a minute catching up. Garia wavered at the doormostly because Liska had gone out to check something.

Fire! The outhouse is on fire!

Garia hesitatedbut Mihaela just grabbed her arm.

Come on. Time to teach you Runners a lesson.

It was just a small fire that, for some reason, had sprung up around one of the outhouses. The inn put it out in seconds of Liska noticing it, and the charred wood wasnt even that badly damaged.

Erin would blame an outraged Zevara, but the culprit would remain a mystery. In the meantimeGuildmistress Mihaela visited the Runners Guild in Celum.

When she walked in, everyone backed up. She had been here once before, and like Ryoka Griffinher presence was already the stuff of stories.

Runners Guild, turn out! Guildmistress Izeka, [Receptionists], Street and City Runners, line up!

Mihaela walked into the guild and began shouting. The civilians looked around and then protested as their [Receptionists] abandoned the counter.

I have a delivery!

I have an urgent letter for

Shut up. One side.

Mihaela ignored them. The nervous runners formed up. The giggling ones and the ones who thought she was all bark nudged each otheruntil a foot kicked one so hard in the shin they went down. Mihaela barely flickered as she stood there.

She was a legend in this small Guild. But the point wasnt that. Fals looked nervous as Mihaela eyed the [Receptionists] and the new Guildmistress, who had replaced the old oneand then the one whod resigned when the guild was avalanched.

This place had seen better times. But Celums Runners Guild was one of the more active ones in the region. So why did they indeed look like theyd felt the pinch of less coin, less work?

Even the raid of the Bloodfeast Raiders shouldnt have caused that. When calamity struck and everyone was battening down the hatches and locking their doorsthey called for Runners.

I hear that Celums Guild has been going through a rough state of late. Less work for you all. Less coins in your pocket. Ive been talkingand listening. Not just about how it is to be a Runner now, but why youre in this mess. And you know what one reason is? Persua. Im sure most of you know that name.

Almost every single Runner in the Guild knew herand even the new ones had heard of her. They shifted, and the [Receptionists]gulped as Mihaela walked slowly back and forth in front of them.

Shes still a Runner. Shes up north, and if she causes a hair more trouble, I will personally throw her into the sea. But you know what she did. And you know what? It wasnt herit was that someone like her got to get away with bullying other Runners. Ive heard from City Runner Fals that when some arrogant newcomer, Ryoka Griffin, stormed in, she got her leg broken for taking too many good deliveries.

The Guild was silent. Half the older members were sweating. Mihaela looked around.

You know what? I dont blame you for Persua breaking her leg. Thats on the staff. If the old Guildmaster were here, I would strip him of his job in a heartbeatbut Lady Reinhart had to do it for me. Thats fine. The incompetent staff who did nothing? Some lost their jobs. But thats not on you, so I dont blame you for that.

She didnt? The Runners relaxed a bit. Too soon. Garia was nervous, because she knew Mihaela wasnt all bark. She was all bite, and occasionally she shouted too. The Guildmistress eyes narrowed.

You know, what I blame you Runners for is the fact that the next day, Persua got to brag that she and her friends ran a City Runner into a wagonand she walked out of the guild in one piece. Not a scratch on her. It doesnt matter which guildand you can be sure Ill be paying a visit to Remendia, Ocre, Wales, and saying the exact same thing. If a guild anywhere in the north heard that? Every single Street Runner and City Runner who participated in that would be sleeping with one eye open for as long as they were within a hundred miles of the guildand thats until word spreads.

Technically, what she was saying was probably illegal by some measure of Watch rules. But Mihaela didnt care. It was the rule every Runner should knowand the Runners paled a bit, hearing it said. Mihaela stabbed a finger into her palm.

I dont care if this Ryoka Griffin is as arrogant as a Terandrian [King]. Runners stick together. You want to know why you arent Couriers? Why Invrisil doesnt have your backs when it comes to the door stealing your work and low pay? Its because they dont think youre a guild of Runners. The reason why Celums mayor is getting to set your prices is because they think they can push the Guild around. And you know what? They can and they are. You dug yourself this hole, and now, only when I come by, do you come begging to me to solve this mess.

She glared around with all the ire of someone who didnt want this job. But one of the [Receptionists] protested at last.

Miss Stenei, one of the oldest [Receptionists] still remainingshe was thirty-fourhad been one of the ones who used to work with the surly Ryoka Griffin. She was still about, and she spoke up.

But Guildmistress, how are we supposed to deal with the prices?

Raise em.

But if they dont like our prices, theyll go to another Guild

Then tell Liscor, Wales, Ocreto raise their prices. You dont even speak to your Drake and Gnoll counterparts, do you? Tell the [Mayor] of this city the prices are up. And if he doesnt like it, he can hire [Merchants] to do the delivering for him. And believe you me, theyll refuse him too. Or the [Merchants] will get to do all their deliveries themselves.

The Runners Guild had to take a stand. Butone of the Runners, Fals, was brave enough to raise a hand.

Not to ask stupid question, Guildmistress Mihaela

Ill let you know if its stupid. Out with it.

He covered his groin protectively and turned sideways, but he did speak.

Er. What if the [Merchants] decide they can do all the deliveries with their caravans and with their own [Messengers]? Or they undercut our prices?

Mihaela gave him a wide, friendly smile. Her eyes opened wide, and her lips curved up. It was definitely a smilebut all the details were wrong.

You dont think theyve tried before? The Runners Guild has a word with them about solidarity. And if they ignore it? Thats fine. Then, I guess well see a lot more burning caravans across Izril.

The Runners Guild was silent. Mihaela Godfrey put one foot on a chair and looked around.

The Runners Guild has teeth. It runs togethernevermind the idiots wholl risk their lives by themselves. There are always some, but even if they dont have your backyou have theirs. Couriers stand together. When one calls, the other answers. If nothing elseif you cant do that, you will never be a Courier in my eyes. Thats the first thing you lack. The second isattitude.

She had done this before. You could be sad that the lecture worked the same way or see it as a failing of someone else. The Runners were downnow it was time to throw down the gauntlet. And this time, Mihaela had even more of a spark to set ablaze.

An axe to grind. She stared at Fals until the City Runner began to sweat, but Mihaela spoke crisply.

I heard that no less than his eminence, the glorious Titan of Baleros came through this way of late. Maybe not Celum, but there are stories about the great Fraerling and his march south. Some of you, apparently, even ran with him.

Every eye swung to Garia and Fals, who blushed and looked shocked that Mihaela was bringing it up. But the Guildmistress wasnt smiling, nor did she appear impressed.

Theres one story I heard thats made the rounds amongst Runners. That the Titan single-handedly managed to run a bunch of Antinium, Goblins, and even a thousand civilians and an army of Drakes nigh on forty miles in an hour. The great [Strategist]who handed everyone a level and taught them to push their limits.

That famous tale was true. Fals and Garia had been there. They had lived it. But Mihaela? Mihaela Godfrey just sneered.

If youre impressed by thatremember that the Titan didnt run those forty miles. He used a few Skills, gave a speechhe cant run a single mile without a potion. Hes shorter than he looks. An hour to run forty miles? Id be impressed, but Fraerlings have no stamina. [Soldiers] march twenty-five miles a day without Skills. But were Runners. Anything they can do, we should be able to exceed. But I dont see daring Runners here.

Her eyes swiveled around the room.

Who here has ever run something like that? Run, not jogged from city to city with naps in between?

Fals, Garia, and a few daring Runners, City and Street, raised their hands. Receptionist Stenei hesitatedand Mihaela glanced at her. She turned her head and noticed a few civilians watching her, clutching their precious deliveries. Now, Mihaelas voice was far-off.

If you listen to the Titan, hed make it sound like you run that once in a lifetime. As if its something to cherish and remember. As if it takes him to make you into [Heroes]. Any single Runner in my Guild, from Street to Courier, could run his [Soldiers] into the ground. Nowcome on.

She strode to the doors of the Guild and kicked them open. The Runners and staff looked at her and at each other.

Who?

Mihaela glanced over her shoulder.

Come on. Are you going to miss this chance? Half of you want to run with a legend? Heres your shot.

She had beaten them up, lectured them, and put the terror of Mihaela into them, but seldom run. With the Courier of Izril? Half the City Runners were almost out the door, but one of the Street Runners, nervous, fourteen, called out.

Can we come too, Guildmistress?

Mihaela rolled her eyes at the girl.

Yes, you. And you lot. What are you doing?

The [Receptionists] and staff turned. Fals looked back. Mihaela gestured at a surprised Stenei and the others.

Us, Guildmistress?

Runners Guild staff are usually former Runners. YouStreet or City?

C-City.

Stenei replied automatically, and Fals blinked at her. She had a slight limp as she stepped out from behind a counter. Mihaela nodded.

Anyone who can keep upcome with me. Do you want to level or sit here? Anyone elsego home. Im going to Liscor. Well stop by Wales first. Then Remendia. Then a few other cities.

The Runners mouths opened as they tried to calculate her proposed route. No one wanted to say it, butdid Mihaela know that going from Celum to Wales to Remendia would have her going back the way shed come? And

Did she just say Liscor? As in, Liscor, a hundred miles from here, Liscor? But now the Guildmistress was stretching, and Runners were following suit.

Who here has never run twenty-four hours straight? All of you? Well then, well take it slow. But if you have to stop and walk, stop and walk. But keep going. If you throw up, throw up. If you pass out, get up and keep going. Runners dont quit.

She was forming them into a column, like [Soldiers] of her own, but spaced out. A crowd was gathering, and someone pushed forwards.

Wait! What about my delivery!

The angry woman waved a letter. Mihaela glanced at it.

Since Celum seems to think the Runners Guild isnt worth muchhave your [Mayor] take it for you. Celums Runners Guild is closed for three days.

You cant do that!

Mihaela gave the woman the blankest look in the world. She didnt even respond. She just turned and raised her hand.

Runners Guildon me!

And she did take it slow. She jogged so slowly that some City Runners flashed past her, but she told them to watch themselves, because this was going to be a run that would have them running the next day, through the night. Street Runners jogged next to [Receptionists]and they did it together.

Not so fast you felt your lungs bursting with blood, not so fast youd never forgetbut at a pace where they could talk and memorize each others faces.

Solidarity. The Guildmistress began critiquing their form, answering questions with more than grunts, and she ran on. She guessed it might be three actual days before they got to Liscor and could teleport back to Celum if she bounced from Guild to Guildand that would be the fastest City Runners.

It wouldnt hurt them to learn how to work the guilds desks. And she had to pay Erin for the teleportation feebut that was all.

For some, age was that hurdle to overcome. Some found stories or put on entirely stupid plays with sock puppets her little boy would have loved when he was that young. Mihaela stared ahead and ran with a Guild following.

Sometimesyou simply showed them how it was done.

Numbtongue actually managed to keep his cat hidden the first night. And the second.

Erin Solstice was so busy running about she never really noticed the way Numbtongue would sneak up bits of meat to his roomand there was an inn full of guests.

Besides, everyone from Calescent to Mrsha to Lyonette was in on it. But the biggest enabler of Numbtongues secret new pet was, ironically, Nanette.

She loved his cat and begged and cajoled the rest of the inns family to help him present the animal to Erin so it would be kept. Apparently, the young witch had never been allowed a pet by Califor given how they moved. Or doubly rathershed been offered a crow by Mavika and refused it.

It doesnt even like you, anyways.

The one person who didnt like the catmostly because Numbtongue had forgotten their argument and then not really been as concerned about that as feeding his new cat and making sure it wasnt going to run offwas Octavia. Numbtongue looked woundedand Nanette shook her head vigorously.

It does. It surely does, Miss Octavia. Look. The cat knows Numbtongue helped it. Numbtongue. Give him to me? See?

Nanette took the cat gentlyand as it wiggled and yowled, she put it down. The cat stared around Octavias labthen instantly padded over to Numbtongue. It butted him in the side with its head until he picked it up. And he looked twice-delighted.

It just knows he feeds it.

Octavia grumbled, but even she had to admitthe little kitten would race around then come back to Numbtongue. Especially if it was scared of something. And Numbtongue would gather it up.

Brave little warrior.

He stroked its head, looking so happy that Octavia gave up trying to hurt his feelings. She mashed the pestle in the bowl harder. Stupid little kitten. Stupid adorably cute Goblin. She had another thought and looked up sharply.

What are you going to name it?

Hmm.

Numbtongue ignored Octavias baleful look as they let it jump around her shop. The [Alchemist] had put away everything remotely breakable, but she hated the cat. Bird had put a standing objection up to the cat as a competitor for hunting birds, but when Numbtongue told him the cat probably couldnt shoot arrows, hed been fine.

Octavia, thoughthe cat had ruined her ingredients, tools, and it would try to pull any loose strings coming off her body. She was meaningfully grinding some rubies into powder as she glowered.

Cat needs a good name. Howhow about Claude? As in clawed?

Numbtongue was proud of that pun. Nanette giggled as Octavia groaned.

Its a pest, Numbtongue. No.

Orangefur Redfang?

It doesnt get two names.

The [Alchemist] was only placated when Nanette gave her a pleading look.

Miss Octavia! Hes so cute, though! Look! He doesnt mean harm!

Indeed, when she held up the catand it was still very small, barely more than a kittenit tried to lick at Octavia. Then get into her bowl.

Keep it away from my reagents! The last thing I need is cat hair in my potions! Itll probably make something explode.

Reagents. Reagen? Catalyst. Cattalin?

Numbtongue tried the two words on for size. He saw Nanettes face wrinkle up. He looked at the male kitten and had it.

Reagen Redfang.

He lifted the cat up and got a meow. Octavia groaned.

More like spare alchemy ingredients.

She muttered darkly, but when Numbtongue held the cat up, she grudgingly waved a used teabag left and right as the cat tried to snag it.

He needs a bed! And house training! Miss Erin has to let us keep him, right? She has that Sariant Lamb!

Nerry. Where is it, anyways?

Numbtongues only worry was that Reagen would turn out to be an anti-Apista or anti-Lamb cat. That would be a huge problem, and Octavia raised her brows.

Youre not looking after the Sariant Lamb? Its fragile. Everyone talks about how Sariant Lambs need love and attention.

Huh. Nanette?

I feed her, but Nerry only cuddles me a bit. She doesnt like me because ImI was a [Witch]. I thought Miss Lyonette was taking care of her.

She probably is. The lamb looks pretty good whenever I see her.

The witch, Stitch-girl, and Goblin agreed about that. And in the meantime, Numbtongue was realizing he needed a sandbox and some house trainingthe cat had left a poo before hed found it. But Erin just thought they had rats.

Pawn came back to the inn on the second day of Mihaelas run that had shut down five Guilds and counting so far. There were over two hundred Runners clogging the roadsand the Worker appeared back in Erins inn with a question.

Lyonette. Have you seen my book?

Your what, Pawn?

My book. The Wondrous Sky is its working name. I believe I left it here.

He wouldnt misplace something like that, but Pawn didnt remember picking it up. There had been that outhouse fire, after all. Lyonette agreed to ask the staff and see if someone had picked it up.

Can I, umhelp you at all, Pawn?

No, Lyonette. Thank you. I am on my way to Esthelm, actually. I have an appointment. Numbtongue, hello.

I dont have a cat.

The Hobgoblin jumped and looked around for Erin. But she was outand he showed Pawn a little pocket Octavia had doubly-grudgingly sewn into his tunics front. Reagen poked his head out, and Pawn pet his head.

It is a very cute cat. Why are you not telling Erin, please?

Because she might not let me keep it. But if I keep it for a few days, shell have to.

Pawn didnt follow the logic.

Erin would not turn away a pet. She likes you, Numbtongue. And she is fond of taking in people. Like Mrsha. Or you.

Yeah, yeah, I stole your role. Suck it up.

Mrsha sniffed at Pawn and waved a paw from her table. She was attending to her pet and best friend, Apista. Carefully, Mrsha was attaching a teensy-tiny little leg.

Peg-legs! They secured to the Ashfire Bees joints with the most microscopic of threads, and a sweating Mrsha was using a needle to do ittheyd loop around securely, and they were as light as air.

They had arrived, ironically, via Hawk last night. The Titan of Baleros didnt forget his dues. Hed even attached some experimental wings that apparently a few butterflies had been denuded of, and the Ashfire Bee was squirming to try them out.

The only other reason it was so hard was because Mrshas eyes were all watery. She kept sniffing when she saw how Apistas little legs were damaged. And her wings. Shed cried already, but now that she was putting the replacement wings and legs on

Shed done so much for Mrsha. And Mrsha was a bad girl, and Apista had gotten so hurt

But the bee fanned her wings aggressively and butted Mrsha in the paw, as if sensing the [Druid]s sadness. She saluted Mrsha with a wing. As if to say

I stung a [Witch] and a [Shaman] in the eye for you. And Id do it again, little one!

Nothing would do but for Mrsha to hug Apista gently, and the bee fanned her wings happily. Lyonette gently pried Mrshas arms away, but she sensed how happy Apista was. And she had to dab at her own eyes. Then she glanced sideways and sighed.

Careful, Mrsha. And Selys, did you have to take all your pets out for a stroll?

Lyonette was cautioning Mrsha as Gire worked on another leg of the bee, and she pushed down a curious Fortress Beavers nose.

Squeak!

A rat protested nearly being squished, and Selys hurriedly picked up Haldagaz as Rhata began shoving the huge beaver out of the way. The Drake [Heiress] protested weakly.

They get stir-crazy in my home. Plus, they like Apista and Mrsha. Can I let them run around in your garden?

Of course. The Beavers den is still there. Justoh my, Apista, youre so brave! Mrsha, give her here when youre done.

Lyonette wanted to cuddle her bee as she saw Apista fanning her wings excitedly. Selys put Haldagaz on her head. The rat perched there, squeaking as it looked around as if it were used to this.

I have to admitthe two rats have grown on me too. And the Beavers. This ones Oakly, thats Chesta, we have Rum Redwood there

Are you naming them after wood, Selys?

The Beavers came up to the Drake, and she scratched them on their heads rather like dogs. Selys glanced up.

Sort of. Its their favorite kind of wood. Each one had a different one.

Rum Redwood?

It was an accident. But apparently they also like drinking.

Selys eyed the biggest beaver. And he had Rhata on his head. Was the little rat trying to flex? Selys bent down and gently stroked Rhatas headthen straightened, embarrassed by the unguarded moment. But Mrsha had Apista on her head, and the bee was fanning her new wings proudly.

Lyonette clasped her hands to her heart as everyone applauded the Titans prostheses and Apista.

Can she fly? Oh, shes trying! We have to write a thank-you to the Titan, Mrsha. And none of your scams or jokes! He even sent a little letter. It must be a joke, right? And these

She rolled her eyes at what Niers had sent. The Titan had written to Apista, a little note.

Dear Friend,

I have been remiss in sending you anything after your heroism in battle. I was a poor riding companion, but I hope this helps. I prevailed on some friends of mine to build replacement wings and legsif they dont work, well try again. Enclosed are some gifts for your bravery, and if you ever come to Baleros, I should like to brevet you to Wing Captain of my Ashfire Air Battalion in a formal ceremony. Im adding some Garuda and fliers to it.

Lyonette had thought that was a jokeuntil she saw the tiny gemstone medal in the box. And until shed heard from Dame Ushar that there was a new battalion being reorganized into the Forgotten Wing Company.

The Titan took his jokes too far. That was what the [Princess] thought, even if she agreed that Apista deserved all this and more. But the bee seemed delighted by the tiny medal pinned to her fuzz

It was just the last part that made Lyonette really think the Titan was having fun. She eyed the box of tiny, individually hand-wrapped cigars and other objects she wanted Mrsha not to see.

This is the most ridiculous part. Ill just put itApista, stop!

The bee flew at her to stop Lyonette taking the box away. And someone rescued the entire precious crate from falling.

Palt, the [Illusionist] and [Smoker], lifted a tiny cigar and sniffed it. His eyes rolled up.

Oh, Fraerling-quality. Apista, great friendlend me a few of these? Please?

It was ridiculous and silly, but the proud little bee was flying. And Lyonette was laughing with tears in her eyes. That waswell. That was what pets were. A little tongue made Numbtongue look down. Reagen was licking his hand for attention, and he wanted to sit on Numbtongues head like the other animals were.

For some reason, the Hobgoblin had never realized why the Redfangs in his tribe who rode Carn Wolves turned into dog-loving weirdos. He had ridden Carn Wolvesbut he hadnt realized how different it felt to have a connection with a creature like this. Now he had Reagenthere was no way Erin could ever make Numbtongue give him up.

Pawn smiled at Numbtongue.

You see? Even if Erin does not love you romantically, she will accept your cat, Reagen.

He watched as Numbtongues delighted look at his cat slowly faded. The [Bard] looked upand then slowly sat back in his chair. His cat meowed and tried to climb out of the pocket. It looked up at its master as Numbtongue slowly put Reagen down. The cat stared up at the Fortress Beavers, hissed at Rhatathen backed up as the rat squeaked authoritatively.

Numbtongue lay down on the ground. Lyonette put her hands over her mouth as Pawn stared down.

Im sorry, Numbtongue. But I heard you were being mean to Octavia. Take that.

One should not have two people they loved so much and chase after Erin. He nudged the Hob with a foot and walked off.

Was it odd to see an Antinium walking around a city other than Liscor? Well, yes, but in Esthelm, both Numbtongue and Pawn had more license to move about. Esthelm, ironically, was closer to Liscor than any other city.

AndPawn was meeting with his second famous craftsman because of the inn as well. Master Pelt might be grumpy, ill-mannered, andbut he did keep a schedule.

Unless he was late working in the forge in some moment of inspiration. Pawn had had to reschedule once before, but this time, the Dwarf grumpily looked up from his anvil.

Oh, its one of you. Want me to make something fancy for a [Crusader]? No discounts. Im making quality, and no one gets anything for free. Not unless Erin Solstice can give me fifty ingots of Demas Metal to play with or pull a long-lost ore out of her apron.

I am sure she can. But my inquiry is personal, Master Pelt. I would like you to forge something for me. Master Hexel has begun work on my rooms. I have written a book. You must help me with the third thing the [Crusaders] and my Painted Antinium need.

N whats that?

Pelt was picking at his teeth as he carved into the hilt of a sword with one hand, looking annoyed by the entire conversation. But he was paying attentionwhich was more than could be said when someone came over and asked for something for them. Deniusth had tried, and Pelt had laughed about his request to make a violin bow-sword. Not because it was hard, but because he thought it was stupid.

You had to gain his interest. Even nowhed make wonderful stuff, but he had to be invested in your cause. Also, you had to pay him well.

I would like you to forge me acurrency. For the faithful.

The Dwarfs handslipped. He nearly destroyed his work, but caught himselfand then put his tools down. He raised his head.

Out of mithril? No.

Mithril? We cannot afford mithril. I would like you to teach my Workers or Soldiers how to forge tokens. Currency or icons of faith. Both, please.

Pawn knew of various instruments from rosary beads to crosses to other implements, and the Antinium needed both. Pelt exhaledhis face had gone pale for a second for some reason.

Inot coins, then?

It does not have to be round. But I would like something to give to Workers, yes. It could be a triangle or star orI am coming to an expert to design it.

I see. Nevermindwhy would I do something like this? Get Raekea or a lesser [Smith] to do it. Ill have one of my apprentices make something pretty out of pot metal. Put your paint on it and were done.

The Dwarf turned grumpy again and angrier still, as if Pawn had committed some error. Again, Pawn didnt know why, but the [Priest] carefully took several objects out of his bag of holding.

I wish I could, but no [Smith] other than you can help me. None of them can even understand what I am asking. Becauseyou must make these icons and coins to be beautiful. This is one thing we wishbut also take what is here and put them into what you forge. Do you see, Master Pelt?

He placed eight objects on the table, and Pelt frowned at them. He touched each one quizzically, and Pawn went on.

I am sorry not all are metal. But we did not think of that. Do you see?

Cheap iron. Wood. Cant tell which kind at a touch. A damn brush?

Pelt looked over all eight items with a blank expressionbut as he peered up at Pawn, he stared harder. The first three objects he looked at were all different.

The first was the double colander-contraption fused together. The two sieves formed the crudest censer and still smelled of cinnamon. It was attached to Pawns staff. The second was a club.

Made of wood. Pawn also had a worn paintbrush, so used hairs were sticking together and every which-way. And he had another crude bowl

This is all worthless crap. Not a hint of artistry in the lot. Whats the sieve-thing for?

Incense.

The bowl?

Pelt jabbed a finger at it. His own eating bowls were better-made.

We serve our bread during our prayers in it.

The club? Do you beat bread with it?

No. I hit Belavierr with this one. And she said it hurt.

The [Smith]s mouth opened. He touched the club again gingerly, and Pawn recalled that the [Apprentice] whod made and sold it had come screaming to him about levelling six times. Very good for him.

Its not enchanted.

No. But it is like the other seven objects. Master Pelt. Do you see what I need you to do? I would like you to put what is in here into an icon of faith. Or objects.

The [Smith] stared for a long time. He lifted the objects up, sniffed them, weighed them in his hands, and his frown grew deeper.

Theres something in them, then, that I cant see. But it is not magic nor any kind of metal I know. You say theres aught of value, but I have not a clue.

Oh. Then perhaps the smith I need is not you. AlasI will find one better. Or perhaps we will need one of our own.

Pelts head snapped out. Outraged, the Dwarf slammed a fist on his anvil, and the entire forge jumped at the sound.

A smith finer than me? Youll find naught! Not in this world. Not

He purpled as he was unable to say not any one is better than me.

One man, perhaps. But youll never find him. Whats in here?

He poked the censer dismissively, and Pawn leaned forwards. He put his hands protectively over the objects.

Faith, Master Pelt, faith. Have you never heard of someone forging it into metal? Orputting something of one thing into another?

Each of the eight objects glowed brightly in Pawns gaze. Not in lightbut in a kind of value only he could understand. Like the glow of some of the [Crusaders] personal faith. It shone in Zimrah and in his eyes.

When he said that, Pelt paled. He pushed himself back from the table and stood. Shakily.

Master Pelt?

His best apprentice, Emessa, looked up, ready to drag him back if he flew into a rage like when hed tried to strangle Dawil for breaking the axe. But Pelt just uttered one word. Spat it.

Taxus. Its always him. Always a step ahead! How dare you come to me and

He jabbed a finger at Pawn as the [Priest] warily stood up. The [Priest] backed up a step.

I just asked if you knew how to take one thing

Aye, take the nature of it and put it into something else? That was his damn art. Mine was to refine metal! Too much of nonsense you cant see and feel! Now you come to me and

Pelt was rapidly purpling with rage. Pawn tilted his head. He kept his voice light, which perhaps angered the Dwarf more.

Then can you tell me how to find this Taxus? Because this is what I need. And only a true master can help me.

For a second, it seemed as if Pelt would come at him with his hammer. But the Dwarf glared at Pawn. As the [Priest] reached down, Pelt snatched the censer up.

Theres crap metal in here. Give it to me. You can make more, cant you? And tell if its got whatever you need in it? I know my lessons. Give megive me five days. A week! Anything he can do, I can do.

Pawn smiled as the [Smith] stalked away. Emessa gave Pawn an impressed look. But the [Priest] hoped for both their sakes that Pelt could do it.

For my people, I shall leave behind book and place and items. There was a method to this all. A method that only Pawn saw at first. He hoped Ryoka would see more and advise him, even if he doubted she would join him.

Pawn bowed to the [Smith] and gathered the other objects up. Then he went on his way. He wondered if there was a great [Composer] of music he could find. Barelle the Bard would have been his first pick. Numbtongue?

Bird?

Erin Solstice finally spotted Reagen when she was walking into the inn mid-morning of the third day. She stopped Klbkch and Relcthey had all been shopping at that antique store, and Relc had bought fifteen items.

Whcat!

Cat!

Cat.

Relc pointed, and Klbkch nodded. Numbtongue whirled, and Reagen clawed at the bit of grass he was dangling, mid-leap.

Youve got a cat, Numbtongue! Where did it come from! Waitwhy does it have a collar?

Erins eyes narrowed suspiciously, mostly because she saw the looks of guilt or panic on the inns conspirators. Numbtongue gulped. Reagan hissed at Relc and Klbkch.

Relc hissed back. Reagen instantly ran for it. It raced into a glowing door.

The [Garden of Sanctuary]. Numbtongue twistedbut that was safe. And besides, Erin was glaring.

I said you could get a petbut whats with not telling me? Huh? Wait a second. I knew that was a huge piece of poo. And here I kept telling Gothica that we might have super-rats!

I thought you were gonna be mad. Im keeping it.

Numbtongue defensively folded his arms. Erin folded her arms harder.

Well, of course you can! But now Im mad you thought Id be dumb and not let you keep it!

Well, youre sometimes pretty mean!

Why are we shouting at each other? Also, hey, Selys, hows it been?

Reagen the cat was young. And small.

And arguably stupid. At least, the other cats of Elirrs shop thought so. Not that they were mean, not exactly, but they were aware the orange tabby didnt really get what was going on.

The kitten had a very limited understanding of the world due to its youth. It knewthe grass was dangerous. There had been a flapping of wings.

A great, giant beak. Then it had fled, eating what it could findbut almost everything was faster and cleverer than it was. Grasshoppers flew away, voles dug down

And the rabbit it had gone after had contemptuously teleported away three times before Reagen gave up. Then it had smelled food and crawled through a window left ajar.

Naturally, the window had been too high up for it to climb through normally, even with a cats ability to jumpbut it had seen a little lamb hopping out the windows onto little ledges and used that to get inside.

Obviously, it had gone after the lamb, but as small as Nerry was, the young tomcat had been too small to best the lamb. It had received two hooves in the face for its trouble, and then the lamb had begun shooting fire.

When the green thing had caught itReagen had thought it was all over. It had taken a while to realize the big green thing was kindly. It gave Reagen hot food until the cat nearly threw it up, and then took it to the one called Elirr.

Elirr was the only name Reagen knew. But the [Beast Trainer] had reached out and told Reagen it was in safety. That the green one was called Numbtonguethe word only made sense in how the cat heard it, not in languageand that the big white one was Mrsha and it should not go outside and it would be safe.

This was now all that Reagen knew, and it had explored the gigantic structure it was deciding might be a home warily.

It did not like the smell or look of the big bugs, and the green things had a lot of teeth. But it liked this place.

It was nervous of the [Innkeeper]which is why it had run. Not that Reagen understood Erins class or even why it felt she was so big. He was sensing her aura.

The cat was young and wild, and so he ran into the garden, then immediately began exploring this place without really wondering how he had gotten here.

It would search for the green Numbtongue when it needed to, and in time, it might understand more, but it was a silly cat.

So silly, in fact, that when the bee crawled out of the grass, Reagens first instinct was to leap and attack. The cat opened its mouth, slashedcompletely forgetting Mrsha had introduced Apista

And backed the heck away from that gigantic stinger. But Apista merely aimed her gigantic stinger at Reagen like a crossbow.

Hold it, little one. Lets not make any moves youll regret. Besideswe cant fight here.

If the bee could have spoken, thats what she would have said, probably with a southern drawl. She was even munching on a tiny cigar Palt had made for her.

Reagen got none of this. It was just wondering why it couldnt bite or claw in this place. The cat froze up as some figures loomed behind it.

This cat giving you trouble, Apista?

A tail slapped, and the cat backed away from the gang of Fortress Beavers. Apista waved a feeler, and the beavers stopped looming.

Giant animals! Reagen was nervousand backed away, hissing, but the other animals were fearless. In factone grabbed his paw and dragged him back.

Rhata was still smaller than a kitten, but she was incomparably strong! The overpowered magical rat gathered with Apista, the beavers; a white rat, Haldagaz, chirruped on top of his own Fortress Beaver.

Well, well, well. Here they all were. It was rare that Selys pets got to visit, but Apista was flexing her new wings and her prosthetic legs. The Titan might be slow, but he came through! She sat on the Fortress Beavers head as a few more animals came into the garden.

The Spotted One raced around, arfing wildly, but one sneer from one of Elirrs cats and it slowed down and tumbled to a stop. They headed overno one had invited Elirrs cat, but it knew to make its own way.

It could read a clock. Elihas, the cat, The Spotted One, and a few more animals all gathered together. Elihas meowed approval for Apistas leg, and the bee saluted the cat.

The secret lives of pets. All of Reagens fur was on end, and he was backing away from the gathering of what he took to be dangerous animalsbut the bigger cat just put a paw on Reagens head as the silly kitten hid behind him.

They didnt speak, of course. What each animal understood variedElirrs cats were by far the most intelligent and might even think in words. Only Haldagaz, who got a nod, which he returned, had the concept of language.

Even Apista thought more in ideas than words, but thanks to Lyonette, she was quite adept. The pets gathered around, and she motioned Reagen forwards like a little queen.

So, a new warrior is going to join our ranks, eh? Numbtongues brought in a cadet? Come forwards, young one. You know, I used to be a warrior like you. Until I took a [Fireball] to the face.

Meow?

Reagen mowed blankly as it looked at the interplay of the other pets. It began to eat some grass as Elihas rolled his eyes and smacked the back of Reagens head with his tail. But that was pets for you. Apista calmly began passing around bribes as Haldagaz dragged over a note it needed delivered to Elihas. The cat accepted itin return for three spliffs and dropped a small bag of raisins in return.

How much they really understood varied, and it was still not really at the level of even a small Mrsha. But it was more than most people even dreamed. There was only one new member of the inn who wasnt attending, much to Apistas displeasure. But then

She had no idea what Nerry, the Sariant Lamb, really did around here.

Dead gods damn stupid cats.

Damn cats and inns with staircases and windows and [Alchemist] labs with volatile materials that you could knock into.

At least no one had noticed the mess with that kitten around. It almostalmost made up for wasting three charges in the wand.

Thirteen left. At least no one had spotted the outhouse. It sounded like the [Innkeeper] was having another inane conversation with her pet Hobgoblin. Which meant there was a vanishingly-small chance of even the nosiest Goblin or [Princess] paying attention and poking around where they shouldnt.

The inn was too full of inquisitive souls. The Named-rank [Alchemist], the Named-rank [Rogue], the Thronebearers, Erin Solstice herself

Well, Erin was different. But no one else should be seeing this.

A little figure was panting by the time it finallyfinally reached the Earther rooms. It knew the designation from listening in, and the term was apt. Few people came here, and fewer still would find the floorboard pried up and the small spot in the corner of one of the rooms.

It was hidden behind an easel against one wall, where Kevin had tried to do sketches of his home-city and given up. Where the smooth-cut floorboards met the walls, someone had pried up the edges. With great work, the copper nails had come loose, exposing the insulation and subfloor between the Earther rooms and the basement.

A narrow area, padded with hay and other materials to keep the heat in. Each section was blocked off by more cut wood, so a rat wouldnt be able to have the run of the house. Antinium constructionbut this small section was a perfect hiding place. Once the floorboard was dragged back in place, someone could hide in this tiny section, unnoticed by even the most inquisitive Gnoll child.

Perhaps the [Innkeeper] would noticebut that was a chance that had to be taken. Besidesthe figure had to lie on her side for a good eight minutes.

She didnt think she could drag this to Riverfarm, even if she could manipulate the portal door and call for assistance. The damn book was heavy.

There was a difference in how the lamb called Nerry thought, even compared to Apista or Elirrs cats. She didnt just think of how long Erin might be up to her antics in the inn, but also whether or not the Hobgoblin was likely to play on his laptop.

She thought forwards and backwards and about herself as well. And what she thought wasthe others were going to kill her.

All this hard work to get hereand the damn [Innkeeper] decided to open up her portal door anyways, invalidating the hard work. Butshe was still the one with the job. The little lamb kicked the floorboard shut. Then she scraped around.

She had been tempted to steal a box of matches, but she was a highly flammable being, so she went for the little glowing stone instead. Itd die in about a month and a halfbut in the meantime, it was a fine source to read anything by. Notes, correspondenceor a book.

Turning the pages in this confined space was a nightmare. Let alone with teeth or little hooves.

Yet she did just that. She moved, her limbs shaking with fatigue, unable to lift much of anything. She was exhausted, and even if that little cat, Reagen, had been a kittenit would have been a match, in theory, for the weakest and cutest animal in the world.

Sariant Lambs. Even with a wand, Nerry would be easy prey to a Shield Spider. Everyone knew this was probably a suicide mission. Raskghar, Face-Eater Moths, Hectvaltheyd done their homework.

Erin Solstices inn was a glorified deathtrap to something that couldnt defend itselfor at least, run like Mrsha. Yet here she was. And so desperate shed set fire to an outhouse.

Her hooves were trembling as the lamb read by the dim light. And unlike the other animals, if you could hear her internal thoughtsor translate the words

Please. Oh, please. She had not conceived of this answer, but it struck her as ludicrously possible. Her desperation was the impetus for anything. A strand to cling to and

Of all the beings in this world, she could understand prayer. So the lamb read, squeezed into the hiding spot, and the Antiniums words glowed on the page.

For here was the thing. Whether or not Pawn had realized the lamb was stealing his bookhe would have probably given it to her anyways. After all

He had made it for her. Not just for his people. Not just the forging of sacred icons for his [Crusade] or the Antinium. This book was the first of many. It was meant for the Hives and Workers hed never see.

But the [Priest] had looked across the world as Erin didand he saw Nerry, even if he did not think of her.

This was how the book began. The title was The Wondrous Sky. It had no author. But it did have an introduction. And here was what it said:

To all who might one day turn these pages, I was Pawn of the Free Antinium. I was a [Priest]. My identity does not truly matter, for it does not matter if it is Antinium or any other species who reads this.

But a word of caution before you go on: this book may not be for you. You are free to read it, but understand this. If you are reading this and you are loved and wantedif you have a place in this world, a people, thenkindlythis text is not for you.

You will not understand all of it. You will think you do, but this is a guide for those without hope. It is meant to be a flame in darkness, a glimmer of sky for someone who has never seen it. This is for the people without hope, without salvation. With no higher power or expectations.

We, Antinium, are one such. Perhaps the True Antinium of Rhir have that higher calling and connection, but not the Workers and Soldiers of Izril, who labored in the darkness knowing nothing of why we died. We were once youthe readers this is meant for. But hear what I have learned and struggle.

If Heaven does not exist, we shall build it for ourselves. This is our tale and how it may be possible to build something from nothing but faith.

Chapter 1: The Origin of Faith

In the beginning, there was someone else. We were not the first, nor shall we be the last. They were already here, with edifices and culture and Gods of their own. There is great wonder in each religion, but it is not for us. It was never made for us.

The first day I beheld wonderand it was wonder which founds faithwas when I looked up and saw the sky. I had never beheld the firmament above, nor the colors I had no name for. The second time, someone played a game of chess with me. And I knew a world beyond the tunnels and work that was my entire life

The little lambs eyes burned and blurred. Why was she? She wiped at her face angrily, and the tears soaked into the soft wool. On she read, hungrily. Hers was a young people. And not a single being, from Wyrm to Agelum to [King] or anyone else, had ever looked at them and seen more than a cute face or, sometimes, their true thoughts.

But even that was barely the surfacenot one being ever had known them. Yet this Antinium, this Worker spoke to Nerry as if he had known it all. The very depths of their long suffering and despair.

She could not stop weeping. And it was furiousenraging. Anyone else was unworthy of seeing her torment. But the lamb read on about the only task, the greatest task for her people.

Waiting. Waitingsearching for answers.

From Erin Solstice or beyond even her. The little lamb lay there, the cutest of pets. And the first days of winter rolled on gently.

Authors Note:

It caught up. And by it, I mean, a years worth of work and tiredness. It always hits me in the face like a snowball and I, like a surprised Eater Goat, stand there.

Ive talked about writing cycles and how the end of the month often takes me down in terms of quality, energy, and other stuff like mood. Well, the end of a year is tough, too.

Dont worry, Ill be taking my 2-week break for the New Year, and I may even combine it with my December break for a huge, three-week block.

But I may take that break in the middle of this monthif I need it. Id prefer to have a long, extended rest, but when I was writing this chapter, 9.4k words on the first day, it was a mess.

If you go to the stream archive on Youtube, you can see it was written in a kind of fugue-state. I even had Silverstache like an old-timer Westerner until I came to my senses and deleted that. I think I patched it up, but losing your focus during a chapter that you have only one day to edit can be killer.

Then again, novels are too slow to come out. So I enjoy this, but these short chapters are going to be testing my limits. As long as its fun to read, though, lets continue. December awaits. Have you done your Christmas shopping? Do you even respect the holidays? Hope youre doing well and bundled up. Unless youre in Australia. Then maybe go naked.

pirateaba out.

The Silverstache Fugue-Writing for Context:

Yes! Yee-haw, partner! Octavia, am I doing this right?

Silverstache ran after the little puppy, and Octavia realized its named was literally The Spotted One. And that Silverstache was Silveran with a mustache.

Doing what right?

Joseph told me this was how people like me talked. And Kevin says that is racist to Americans because Joseph is from Spain. Most Drakes and Gnolls enjoy me talking so. Partner. I have a hat, too, and boots. I have bought them with my income.

Yellow Splatters was still chasing after The Spotted One, and the little puppy really did have a lot of black spots on its blonde fur. It was one of those little dogs, who looked old even when they were young with their mop of hair making them look like an old man.

Silveran, he is running to the stairs! Stop him!

The [Cleaner] spotted the puppys mad dash, and reacted. He drew four fingers and pointed them.

Ive got this one, pardner. Stick em up. [Finger Guns]!

Stream Art, Hello, Reiss-Numbtongue, Ishkr, and more by Fiore!

Pizza Knight, Mrsha Thumbs Up, and Let it Go Ceria by /Brack_Giraffe

Battle Erin by kim, commissioned by nap!