Chapter 577： Hee hee and no hee hee

The maid outside the door saw that he couldn't stay any longer, so she hurriedly took him away.

Shanshan yawned, and the wet nurse put him to bed after feeding him.

The nanny did not dare to take it lightly and sent two maids to guard the door before leaving to make complementary food.

"You two stay outside the door and never leave. If there is no one in front of the door, be careful of your skin." The wet nurse still didn't believe it and couldn't control the nine-month-old baby.

As soon as Lu Chaochao finished class, he heard the Taifu say that his younger brother had run away.

The little girl curled her lips and said: "When you turn one year old, you will be sent to school. When you grow up, you can copy for me..." She didn't dare to say anything about the homework she was copying.

Sudden…

She felt a strange fluctuation.

The breath from the underworld.

The little girl didn't show anything strange: "Thank you for your hard work, Master. We have some snacks and tea in the house. Please move on. Take a rest..."

The maid respectfully invited all the venerable old masters away.

Lu Chaochao closed the door.

The moment the door closed, Emperor Fengdu appeared in front of her.

"Something big has happened! The book of life and death has been stolen, which will probably cause a big disaster!" Emperor Fengdu looked solemn. He had never seen him look so serious before.

"The Book of Life and Death governs all living beings in the world. If something unexpected happens, it will be a disaster."

“The underworld has been put under martial law and a thorough investigation into the matter has begun. Even the eighteenth floor of the underworld has been turned upside down..."

"It seems that the God Realm has heard the news and has sent people to inquire. If they know that the Book of Life and Death is missing, I'm afraid... they will take the opportunity to take over the underworld and oust me." The loss of the Book of Life and Death is a serious crime, and Emperor Fengdu cannot afford to walk away this time. .

Lu Chaochao's heart pounded.

“When did you lose it?” she stood up and asked.

Emperor Fengdu looked a little confused: "The book of life and death has always been under my control. It was still there during the day yesterday. At night..."

“I discussed matters with Yama of the Tenth Palace at night, and then I met with you. Then, I sent the jade boat back to the human world.”

“There are people in this world who can sneak away from my eyes and ears and take away the Book of Life and Death!”

Emperor Fengdu could not hide his worry.

Lu Chaochao's eyelids twitched slightly.

"You sent Yuzhou back to the world? Shanshan, eh? Who carried it?" Lu Chaochao suddenly asked.

Emperor Fengdu was puzzled. He was talking about the book of life and death, and why he mentioned goodness and goodness.

"Shan Shan peed all over the jade boat and felt uncomfortable. I helped him carry him home. Your brother is less than one year old, so he is not afraid of me..." Ordinary children would be frightened and cry when they saw the majesty of Emperor Fengdu.

Lu Chaochao's heart sank, he pressed his head and sighed.

"I probably know where your life and death record is. Come with me. By the way, don't scare your family."

Emperor Fengdu didn't hesitate at all, and immediately transformed into an old man in green clothes.

Lu Chaochao took Emperor Fengdu to the next courtyard.

Yushu frowned in confusion: "Just now, is there anyone else in the house?" But Chaochao had already left with others, so she didn't think much about it.

Lu Chaochao arrived outside Shanshan Courtyard. Two little maids were guarding the door without blinking.

“Where is the young master?”

"Reporting to the princess, the young master is sleepy after dinner and will rest in the room."

Lu Chaochao nodded: "You guys stay outside the door, I'll go in and take a look." He led Emperor Fengdu into Shanshan's dormitory, and Emperor Fengdu didn't forget to close the door.

Emperor Fengdu saw her approaching step by step, and the shock in his eyes became more and more obvious.

Honestly? ?

No, it’s impossible, right? ?

Lu Chaochao turned around and raised his index finger, and Emperor Fengdu nodded clearly. The two of them stood quietly on the corner of the bed without making any movement.

Shanshan closed his eyes for a while, and after hearing the maid closing the door, he secretly squinted his eyes and took a glance.

The house is empty.

The little baby lifted the thin quilt, but how could he still be so well-behaved and honest in front of Lu Chaochao.

He slipped off the bed in a few moments, and then crawled under the bed.

He took out a gold book from under the bed.

The book wandered into the world, its luster dimmed, and it became ordinary.

He climbed onto the bed carefully, turned his back to Lu Chaochao, and lay on the bed with his **** sticking out. Turning over page after page.

There are many names in the golden book, just like ordinary books in the world. But the golden book looks small, but when you flip through it, one page after another seems to be endless.

He muttered something vaguely: "Zhao...morning, morning, morning..." He was drooling and muttering at the same time.

He also carefully took out a small paper ball from his arms. The paper ball had become crumpled.

He heard Tai Fu read the call, so he tore off the word.

Crushed it into a ball and held it tightly in his hands, with a bit of sweat on it.

At this moment, he stuck out his buttocks and carefully pulled it apart, compared the word "call", and carefully turned over the book of life and death.

At this moment, the boss is grinning.

“Hehe...” He was still laughing and laughing, very happy.

Lu Chaochao pointed at him and was so angry that he stammered.

He he he he…

Damn it, no wonder he walked across the yard this morning and touched my breath. He was really looking to see if I was dead? ? ?

Lu Chao rushed out like a gust of wind.

Shanshan, who was just giggling, was grabbed by the ankle, and his whole body was turned upside down.

In a daze, he seemed to see the living King of Hell.

Shanshan was still wearing crotchless pants, so Lu Chaochao raised his hand and slapped his **** twice.

“Okay, okay, you are really my brother! You rode on horseback to steal the book of life and death and learn to read, just to find my name?!”

At this moment, Shanshan only realizes...

The sky is falling.

Emperor Fengdu wanted to be beaten for his kindness, so he kindly placed a ban on the room to isolate it from the outside world.

“I think you’ve got the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard, and you want to draw my name?” Lu Chaochao looked at Shanshan with bared teeth.

Shanshan shivered looking at her appearance.

The little head was shaking, and the hands were raised and shaking.

The little baby shook his head in panic: "No, no, no..." I didn't...

Lu Chaochao picked up the scrap of paper on the bed and said coolly: "Really?"

“You even got the word zhao wrong.”

Shan Shan’s little face fell down, as if the sky had fallen, and he looked like he had received a huge blow.

“I praise you for being so eager to learn, but you’re so eager to learn!”

"You have learned how to write my name in the book of life and death."

“Good, good, good, be kind, good to you.”

“If you don’t like your character, I will take your surname!”

Lu Chaochao rolled up his sleeves and threw the book of life and death to Emperor Fengdu. After Emperor Fengdu took it, he looked at the sky...

To be honest, he had guessed that the Book of Life and Death had been stolen by evil spirits...

I also guessed that it was stolen by the God Realm...

I have also speculated that all living beings in the world will be in ruins, but...

Only, I didn’t expect this scene.

In the room, there was a loud and clear slap.

Shanshan’s cries are endless, shrill and tragic...

Emperor Fengdu said kindly: "Cry, cry. You won't disturb your family even if your throat is broken by crying. I have thoughtfully placed a restriction on you." Emperor Fengdu said with a smile on his face.

Honest…

Stolen the Book of Life and Death. Name Lu Chaochao...hehe.

I can’t read, I crossed the wrong words, and I was beaten by my sister... No hehe.

The most painful thing in life is nothing more than this. (End of chapter)