Chapter 1： I am straight

Chapter 1 Lao Tzu Is Straight

"Yi Shisan, if you don't pay the rent this month, you will get out of here."

A lion's roar came from upstairs, almost breaking the eardrums of Yi Shisan who was sleeping late.

Brows were slightly frowned, eyes still showed no sign of opening, and quickly recovered to relax again, turned over, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and fell into a deep sleep again.

He, Yi Shisan, that's right, that's him, a real old man, with a height of 1.75 meters, with a pair of fox eyes that are more seductive than women under his slender eyebrows, and a pan-face under his tall nose. Lips that are rosy and not too thin. The prismatic silhouette, no matter how you look at it, is a handsome man.

However, such a good face is useless without a good birth. He is the legendary **** boy. It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t have a car or a house. He doesn’t even have a fixed income. He belongs to the kind of people who don’t know how they will live tomorrow Men, such a man, no matter which woman he is, is unwilling to follow.

Another very important point is that he has a pair of electric eyes that are more seductive than women. If it grows on a woman, it is a kind of capital. If it grows on a big man, it is a waste. No woman likes one A man more seductive than himself.

He obviously didn't do anything, but he still provoked a lot of rotten peach blossoms, that's right, rotten peach blossoms. Thinking of him, Yi Shisan, a good young man with a very manly heart, but because of his facial features, the so-called rotten peach blossoms Peach blossoms are not beauties, but a group of old men, yes, they are men.

"I say it again, I don't do it. I'm straight, I'm straight, I'm straight."

With a roar, he also beat up the boss who had reached out to him, and kept reminding him of his sexual orientation while beating him.

Not only did I lose my job, but I even lost my wages to others for medical expenses.

This is already the 100th job lost this year. Regarding job hunting, Yi Shisan was very discouraged at this time. He simply stayed at home and slept for a whole week. It's almost moldy.

If it wasn't because he was so hungry that he was about to die, I believe Yi Shisan would never have gotten up at this time.

Grabbed the chicken coop indiscriminately, and walked slowly to the bathroom.

Squeezing the shriveled toothpaste shell hard, trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of it.

Looking up, what you see is the bright mirror in front of you.

Shui Lingling's eyes, obviously did not do anything, but still involuntarily showed such a look.

The naked upper body is so white that it makes people jealous. He obviously worked hard to stand in the sun for a month, until the heat stroke passed, but his skin seemed to be fixed, and he couldn't get tanned no matter what.

Tanning is not enough, Yi Shisan has changed to exercise. Now, he has learned the ability to save his life, but he doesn't have the chest muscles that he dreamed of.

He, Yi Shisan, really wanted to cry, but he knew that crying was useless. God simply let him live in this world just to make fun of him.

Actually, with Yi Shisan's pretty face, if he was really willing to use his natural capital, he wouldn't be living such a miserable life.

Although his gender is male, he still attracted the attention of many rich men of the same sex.

It’s just like what You Ling said, it’s better to live than to die, grit your teeth, close your eyes, and be crushed a few times, the money earned will be enough for Yi Shisan to live for the rest of his life.

(end of this chapter)