Qing Yu knew from the very beginning that he couldn't make too much of a storm by himself.
But he can be the butterfly that shakes the storm!
Who doesn't like free stuff?
You don’t have to share the money with others. You can earn as much as you sell. Is there a better deal than this?
Did not say!
print!
Give Lao Tzu the seal of death!
Didn't you see the queues outside waiting to buy books?
As a result, these businessmen, driven by their interests, began to help Qingyu to spread the divine book "Ninja Legends Dirty Records", which was in short supply!
Even many people have read the book more than a dozen times, and the book has been smashed, and they still have an unfinished expression.
Because the descriptions in it are so attractive!
Of course, as the popularity of the book gradually heats up, more and more people read it, and the topics discussed by everyone after dinner have also changed from being short among parents to
"Hey, have you seen that "Ninja Legends Dirty Chronicles"?"
"Of course I see, that scumbag is really **** good. After doing so many bad things, he still lives well all the time!"
"Indeed, the book is a good book, but the protagonist is too disgusting. Not only does he force him to be a prostitute, but he also likes to cuckold others. If I say it, I should castrate him directly!"
"What is this! Haven't you seen a scene in it, this filthy group has an eye fetish, whoever has a beautiful eye will dig it out and put it on himself, and then the whole arm is covered with other people's eyes, Huh~ It's so infiltrative!"
"If you want me to say, the most shameless thing is that every time this scumbag does bad things in the name of being good for the village, it's so shameless!"
"Who said it wasn't, hey, did you find out that the village described in this book is similar to ours here."
"It's normal. The author who wrote this book must have lived in Konoha all year round, so the background descriptions in many places have a feeling of deja vu."
"Then you said that this group of dirty people really has this person, and it is our Konoha ninja?"
"It's hard to say. After all, art comes from life. Even if there is a prototype of the protagonist Tuanzi, it is not surprising."
"My God! That's too scary!"
"That is to say, how can we Konoha have such a bad ninja?"
"No, I have to go home to see my daughter-in-law. Recently, she always finds excuses to go out to get her hair done. I'm a little worried."
"Do you know where there are blindfolds for sale? Many people say that my eyes are very good-looking. What if I get dug out by the dirt? I have to cover it up!"…
boom!
"Are you all dead! Why not stop the spread of this stuff!"
In Gen's base, Danzo, the prototype of the protagonist in the novel, slapped the book "Ninja Legends Dirty Chronicles" on the table!
Although he only watched a little bit, the description of the protagonist 'Tuan Dirty' still made him furious!
Others may just be reading a novel, but how could he not see that the protagonist described in it is himself.
How long has it been since no one dared to slander his reputation so much!
check!
Must be checked!
He's going to cut the author who wrote this novel in eight pieces and feed it to the dog!
The Gen member who knelt in front of him hesitated for a moment, then said in cold sweat: "Lord Danzo, this novel seems to have been handed out overnight, and after we found out that it was wrong, we immediately reported it to everyone. You reported it. And it's too late to stop it now. At least tens of thousands of people have read this book, and we don't have enough staff."
"Then what are you doing here? Do you want to see my jokes?"
puff!
Danzo, who was in a rage, cut off the head of this hapless man without saying a word.
Then two people came in immediately, one started to clean up the corpse without saying a word, and the other knelt in front of Danzo on one knee, waiting for the order.
"I don't want to hear explanations or ask about the process, I just want the results!"
"Tomorrow I'm going to see the head of this **** who wrote this book on my desk, and this book, and I don't want to see or hear anything about it again, you understand?"
"Yes, Danzo-sama!"
The root people immediately led the way and left.
Whoa!
With a gloomy expression, Danzo threw the nonsense novel on the table into the brazier.
Looking at the high light of the fire in front of him, it also reflected some gloomy and uncertain expressions on his face.
Is it just because the protagonist in this novel is based on him?
No, not only that.
Also because of some of the plots, he was horrified to watch.
"Is it a coincidence or"...
At the same time, inside the Hokage office.
Sarutobi is also reading a novel with gusto, and he is naturally watching Konoha's masterpiece "The Dirty Chronicles of the Legend of Ninja World".
Of course, he didn't believe the plots described in it at all.
After all, anyone with a discerning eye can see it. Most of the plots in it are all fabricated out of thin air, but there are some specious things that always make his eyelids jump.
After a long time, Sarutobi rubbed the temples on both sides, and then let the people waiting outside the door come in.
"How was the investigation? Was it something that **** did?"
"Lord Hokage's eyes are like torches. The whereabouts of Si Gong Qingyu these days are quite mysterious, and they are highly consistent."
"That should be this bastard! He's really a little **** who must be reported makes people restless for a day."
Sarutobi gave a wry smile, and suddenly felt his head hurt even more.
Although he had long expected that these two restless guys would make a fuss about Konoha, it was still hard for him to ignore it when it really came to this day.
That's all, the last time he favored Danzo, he probably made this **** feel dissatisfied, so he came up with this way to vent his grievances.
This time we can't just take sides
So Sarutobi put down his hands and asked solemnly, "What's going on over Danzo?"
"Gen's people have been dispatched, and they should be able to investigate everything soon. And from the number of people dispatched, it can be seen that Danzo-sama should be very annoyed at this moment."
"In this case, you will bring a message to Danzo for me, and tell him not to go too far. Books can be banned, but no more deaths are allowed! In addition, you will send a few more people to Shinomiya Qingyu's side to show up."
"Yes, Hokage-sama!"
After the Anbu people left, Sarutobi couldn't help laughing and shook his head, letting that guy from Danzo suffer a little.
Although he didn't do anything about it, it didn't mean that he really didn't care at all.
It's just a compromise for the stability of the village.
After all, he is still reluctant to hide this peerless pot shadow in the group, and the existence of roots is also necessary, otherwise the "good old man" will eat people if he starts ruthlessly!
So this time, I'll take it as a lesson for Danzo, and let this guy figure out who Konoha has the final say.
In addition, by the way, he helped the **** to express his resentment.
With people from Anbu taking the initiative to show up around him, Danzo would naturally understand what he meant.
At the same time, it is also warning that bastard, enough is enough!
How to favor a certain party is also a profound knowledge, and Sarutobi prefers to call it "the way of balance".