Chapter 537： No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh!

Well, no matter how much Sasuke wants to escape from reality at this moment, he has even turned black to the point where he hopes the world will be destroyed immediately.

But if escaping is useful, what's a ninja doing?

Ninja, ninja, can't bear it, what kind of ninja are you?

If you can't escape, you can only face it bravely.

Furthermore, to be honest, Sa... Sasuke-kun is still as handsome as ever!

Sasuke's number one fan girl, Sakura said so.

After the identification, this pair is absolutely true love, they did not run away!

Xiang Rin, you are not wronged to lose!

Then, when Naruto couldn't help looking at the top of Sasuke's head for the 77th time, Sasuke finally couldn't hold back any longer, and he started to seal with a murderous look.

"Art fire escape **** fireball!"

"Fuck, you actually came for real..."

boom!

"Fire Escape, Dragon Fire Technique!"

"Fuck!"

Sometimes the 'Blue Feather Transformation' Naruto didn't dare to fight back because he knew he was wrong, and was chased around by Sasuke with a murderous look, and his clothes were burnt.

"Kakashi-sensei, won't you stop them?"

Sakura looked worriedly at Kakashi who was hitting the tree with her head.

"Oh, oh...it's alright...let Sasuke let out...vent it."

If anyone can see Kakashi's expression at this time, he will definitely be regarded as the ancestor of Yanyi in the Naruto world!

I've never seen such a crazy guy laughing!

When Kakashi finally calmed down and didn't continue to sprinkle salt on Sasuke's wound as a teacher, Naruto and Sasuke finally stopped.

Of course, the price was that Naruto was beaten mercilessly by Sasuke.

Then Sasuke narrated the unfinished story just now...

"So it's probably just a misunderstanding? The other party has already caught you, but he didn't kill you, just... um, um... I see."

Kakashi, who was laughing so hard, hurriedly ended the topic, and then turned his face to the side.

He would never admit that he was shaken by the light reflected on Sasuke's head just now, and he almost blurted out the words 'so dazzling'.

Otherwise, today it is not Zuo Mingen's righteousness, but their master and apprentice will also stage a 'filial piety'!

"Let's go back first. Now that your appearance has been exposed, you don't have to go to the streets to inquire about information in the past few days. We will talk about it when I recover from the injury."

The water in the country of the wave and my family club is a little muddy, and even he is a little confused now, so it is better to wait and see how things change.

And although there is not a single ninja on the surface, there are some strong ninjas in the dark, which is even more strange.

This time Sasuke's distress was a wake-up call for him.

They can't let them mess around anymore, otherwise the next time they get shaved, it may not be the hair, but the head.

When the time comes, it will be regrettable.

After making up his mind, Kakashi immediately took Naruto and the others back.

And all Sasuke thought along the way, would he wear a hat in the future, or would he simply order a wig?

Let him live with such a bald head, it might as well let him die!

And that bastard!

Don't let him find it, or he will definitely kill that bastard!

It's just that for some reason, that bastard's nasty behavior always gives him a faint sense of familiarity...

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

On the other side, Qing Yu, who had already returned to the palace, also let out a sigh of relief.

It's really dangerous, and it was discovered by almost a million points.

But fortunately, he was witty, and by the way, he also made another extra money from Erzhuzi.

It is said that Sasuke is really his 'lucky star', and almost every meeting will make him feel physically and mentally happy, and even have substantial rewards.

Commenting on a model worker, the title of the best tool man is definitely not an exaggeration.

Then comes the most exciting draw moment!

[Successfully opened the special treasure chest, you got a Patek Philippe otherworldly luxury watch...]

watch?

Does this work too?

When did Patek Philippe's stores come to Naruto World?

But you don't have to think about it to know that this thing must be something modified by the dog system, just like the n95 mask.

So he was curious and opened it to take a look.

【Patek Philippe Alien Watches】

Effect: When worn, there is a 10% true chance to nullify attacks from women.

Traits: Luxurious temperament, Charisma +10

Negative effects: envy, jealousy, hatred, there is a certain probability of 'being gossiped behind your back' and 'face-to-face provocation' and other events after wearing it.

Uchiha Sasuke's favorability continues to decline... It may happen that you hit someone (you) directly without any reason.

. . . . . . . .

"Okay, I know..."

Qing Yu put the watch on his wrist indifferently, and lived two lives, it was the first time he wore such a precious watch.

But there is nothing to be excited about, after all, no one in this world knows this brand, and if you want to pretend to be 13, you don't know who to pretend to be.

So this watch, what he values ​​most is the wearing effect.

Although it is a face-seeing prop, the 10% real chance also means that every attack has a 10% chance of being directly invalidated, rather than a pseudo-random mechanism where every ten attacks must be invalidated once. .

It's the same as the badge he got before, giving him a 1% crit rate.

Anyway, he has not activated any time in actual combat so far, his face is terrifying!

But a 10% chance can still be expected.

Then the problem comes again. This effect is only for women, not to mention, adding a 'passive mockery' debuff to him, which is enough!

When I think of myself walking down the street in the future, I would strike up a conversation with one step at a time, one would come to provoke him with two steps, and one would rush over to a second pillar with three steps, and I would beat him up without a word... I can't get through this day.

So you can wear it when you have nothing to do at ordinary times You can also take it out and use it when you encounter a female enemy, try your luck, but forget it at other times.

After all, he is already handsome enough and attractive enough, and he doesn't need the extravagant temperament of Charm +10 to add icing on the cake.

As for the high-level skill card, I didn't say anything, and directly upgraded the [Armed Color Domineering] to lv9.

Then on the way back to the room, he always seemed to feel as if he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember exactly what it was until he opened the room...

"Sorry, I went to the wrong room."

After seeing Xiang Rin's incomparably resentful eyes wrapped in the quilt, he resolutely followed his heart, and at the same time he remembered what he had forgotten.

Sin!

Did no one let her out?

Or... close it for another day and wait until he finishes dinner?

Qing Yu scratched his head uncertainly.