Chapter 111： Fan Wai 4-Variety Shows and Pretty Fools

Extraordinary Variety Show 2

After tasting a hearty breakfast and a sweet (Kiss Wen), Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng put on sportswear and walked out of their nest holding hands. +++ The latest Danmei novel ranking: www.sto123.cc

The camera crew waiting outside the door immediately followed, followed their footsteps, and walked to the venue where Li Cheng usually trains.

"It's not a season now, so I can have one day off a week." Although Li Cheng is the first time to record a variety show, he has always had a (strong qiang) heart, talking in front of the camera, comfortable and natural. Today is my day off. I don’t need to go into the water. As long as I run the eight-kilometer morning training in the morning, I will be fine today~"

When the number of eight kilometers was uttered from Li Cheng's mouth, the turbulent barrage instantly flooded the entire screen.

"Just run eight kilometers..."

"Why did he say eight kilometers in the same tone as eight hundred meters????"

"It's lui, I'm really lui, I can't lift my legs sorely just hearing this number!!"

At this time, there were few people on the Capital University Stadium. The two of them did a brief warm-up, and then started to run.

The camera shook, and the cameraman picked up the heavy camera and ran after the two young men.

As a result, I just ran a few steps, and the cameraman’s eldest brother was no longer able to...On the edge of the lens, other staff members could be vaguely seen lingering...

A sneer slipped across the barrage.

"The film crew is really how big a courage, who gave them the courage to make them feel that they can catch up with the world champion?"

"Tcl, I ran and knelt several times... it reminds me of my tragic situation in the 800-meter PE exam..."

"But Xiao Yiheng is too (strong qiang). I heard that he has good grades and is still engaged in art. I thought he was a kind of weak scholar. I didn’t expect that his physical strength was so (strong qiang), so he ran with Li Cheng. It’s been five laps, right? This pace is too fast."

"How is it possible that a person has poor physical strength? If (bed chuang) can't satisfy o, is it possible to let Li Cheng sit up and move by himself?" (The user's speech has been blocked)

"What the **** said upstairs, why can I only see a piece of ***?"

"True fans, even if they see a piece of ***, they will know how to (expose) □□:

The runway of Capital University is a standard runway with a lap of 400 meters. Xiao Yiheng ran eight laps in Li Cheng's footsteps, and then gradually slowed down.

He didn't do it (strong qiang), walking slowly around the field and breathing calmly. After he stopped, Li Cheng continued his morning training, and even slightly increased his speed!

The post-editor added special effects to this scene-Li Cheng put on a red belly, stepped on the Hot Wheels under her feet, and held Hun Tian Ling in her hand, coupled with the little Tweet on top of his head, it was almost Nezha Ben Zha.

I have to say that the program group is really terrifying.

After the run, Li Cheng was sweaty all over, and the sportswear on her body was soggy that she could unscrew the water. He couldn't stand the smell of sweat on his body, so he took off his shirt, completely forgetting that there was a camera beside him!

The camera was aimed at his naked body. The program crew knew exactly what the audience wanted to watch, and gave Li Cheng a beautiful close-up without hesitation.

Beads of sweat dripped down the side of Omega's neck, and the lens chased the drop of crystal sweat. It first stroked his collarbone, and then slowly stroked his (chest xiong) mouth. Because he had just done strenuous exercise, Li Cheng's breathing was very rapid, heavy, and constricted deep in his throat.

It's a pity that such a beautiful scenery only stayed in front of the audience for a few seconds. Xiao Yiheng, who was waiting by the side, immediately spread out the big towel prepared in advance, covering Li Cheng's whole body.

"He's jealous, he's jealous, he's jealous!"

"Xiao Yiheng (gan gan) is beautiful! Wife's (body shen) body can only be seen by herself but not by others!"

"Hum hum If I had a boyfriend when running holding water bottles and towels waiting for me in the next, eight hundred meters exam I will not fail!"

"I can't make this gasping sound...slightly hard, in respect."

"The clever Mrs. Scissorhands has already cut this voice down. Will there be 18x grain to eat tomorrow?"

Li Cheng is like a arrogant leopard cat waiting to be served by a **** scavenger, leaning comfortably in his boyfriend's arms, waiting for Xiao Yiheng to wipe (gan) himself from the dripping sweat.

The people who watched this show included not only the sugary audience, but also the swimming fans who came to watch the lively.

Now this group of swimmers are in a particularly complicated mood-Li Cheng's style in the game has always been very (strong qian) hard, and several times relying on his desperate ability to come back against the wind; he even attacked the referee in public, and the interviews after the game were straightforward. style.

Who could have imagined that such a (strong qiang) hard-working swimming champion would be so coquettish when he is with his boyfriend. Sure enough, the best love is to become a naive ghost in front of you?

Of course, no matter what the audience thinks or how the fans look like, these things will not affect the relationship between Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng. Although this show is a reality show, they did not "act", but showed everyone their real life style of getting along.

After the two of them finished running, there were more people on the field (fuck cao). They avoided the flow of people and returned to the small home next to the school. The film crew did not follow up, and the picture changed to an indoor camera picture again.

The first thing Li Cheng did when he walked into the house was to take a shower in the bathroom.

The restrooms in his house are really small, and the sink, mirror, and toilet are full of these few square meters. But even if the space is so narrow, there is still a small bathtub in the corner of the bathroom! To be honest, Li Cheng rented this house because of this bathtub. Think about it. After exercise, it would be so cool to soak in warm hot water.

It's just that this small bathtub is too mini. Every time Li Cheng lay in, those long legs that had nowhere to lay had to stretch out.

The bathtub was small and the water heater had a smaller capacity. After Li Cheng poured a pool of water, the hot water stock was announced to be exhausted.

Li Cheng urged Xiao Yiheng to take off his clothes: "You have to wait another 30 minutes to boil the water and wash it together."

Xiao Yiheng gave Li Cheng a concealed look and motioned him to look at the lens in the mirror.

"Hurt, what's this?" Li Orange shrugged carelessly, and reached out to the camera.

Just when all the audience thought that Li Cheng was going to repeat the trick again, they didn't expect the camera to suddenly go black-Li Cheng unexpectedly pulled out the head! Unplug it! Unplug it! ! ! !

"?????"

"Sure enough, it's a newcomer in a variety show, the first time I saw someone who unplugged the camera..."

"After the screen goes black, only my smirking oily face qaq is left on the screen"

"You are a big kid on the camera! It's time to learn to (plug in cha) and let us Kang Kangmei take a bath!"

The program team did not expect to be caught in such a sudden situation. The later stage teacher reluctantly put a few ellipsis on the screen, which caused a lot of ridicule from the audience.

Fortunately, the black screen did not last long. A few seconds later, the camera turned on again. Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng had already put on a home T-shirt (Shui Shui) pants. Their hair was still dripping. It seemed that they had just been out of the bath. .

"Is that so?" Li Cheng put his entire face in front of the camera directly. Even with this (death) angle and super close range, his facial features could not pick out the slightest flaw. He held the camera with one hand and asked Xiao Yiheng for help, "I (plug in cha) head (plug in cha), why doesn't it respond!"

Xiao Yiheng also leaned over and followed him together: "I see the light behind is on, it should be powered on."

Li Cheng: "So it's running now?"

Xiao Yiheng: "Yeah."

Li Cheng was taken aback, and almost immediately took a big step back, and said nervously, "Then the stupid look I had just been photographed?"

The barrage is full of laughter, beauty dd is stupid, it is not stupid, that is to spread happiness in the world:)

"Wait, did I find any blind spots?" An oversized colorful dazzling font flashed across the screen. "There is monitoring time at the top right of the lens. It is at eight o'clock when the head is unplugged (plugged in). Half, it's ten o'clock, it takes one and a half hours to take a bath?"

"...Blind student, you found Huadian!"

"[Cow][Beer], I jumped back and watched it. As expected, an hour and a half passed!"

"Doesn't the boys (wash xi) take only ten minutes to take a bath?"

"Wash yourself in ten minutes, and wash your boyfriend in the remaining one hour and twenty minutes:

"Such a small bathtub, if two people take a bath together (xi), they must be tightly packed together, right?"

Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng in front of the camera didn’t know at all. The smart Watsons had already discovered the "bad things" they had just done through the monitoring time in the upper right corner of the camera, and they would not even know that after this program was broadcast, Overnight, the super talk of "holding orange cp" instantly attracted more than 100,000 attentions. The hard-working grain-producing wives opened their minds. Various 18-banned fanarts, pictures, and small videos appeared endlessly, the hottest among them One of my works is titled "18r/bathroom play/reason (sexual xing), don’t disturb the real person/about what happened in the bathroom that day (fa, this article has received thousands of reposts, but unfortunately it only It was dropped by river crab after only two days of existence...

After the shower, Li Cheng and Xiao Yiheng went back to the living room to watch TV.

Today, Xiao Yiheng has class in the afternoon, and in the morning the two can get together. If there is no filming, they can spend the whole morning on (Bed Chuang), but unfortunately...

Just sitting on the sofa and playing with the phone is not interesting, and there is no way to edit such a camera program.

The two discussed it and planned to go shopping in the supermarket.

"Oh oh oh! It's finally here! It's finally here! My favorite part of shopping in the supermarket, so many well-known couples in the entertainment circle have been exposed in the supermarket. What to buy and not to buy, the expensive ones are the cheap ones, the imported ones or the imported ones. Domestically produced... supermarkets are really a place for conflicts, no matter how emotional a young couple enters the supermarket, they will have to come out black!

The barrage area is gearing up, it is completely a state of watching the excitement, the audience is very curious-it seems that the young couple who are in love, will they be like those famous entertainment couples in the supermarket for trivial matters Are you arguing about the little things?

As everyone expected, after entering the supermarket, Xiao Yiheng and Li Cheng showed completely different states.

There is a long shopping list in Xiao Yiheng's phone. He is in charge of shopping around, he is in charge of moving up and down, he is in charge of running around to find various ingredients and daily necessities... But what about Li Cheng?

Li Cheng was absent-minded throughout the whole process, only in charge of playing mobile phones.

He is like a personal type and pet. He plays mobile games wherever Xiao Yiheng goes. He doesn't lift his head or blink his eyes all the time. There is no difference whether there is him or not.

"...Disillusioned..."

"I thought this pair was so sweet just now. Now I have a big face! When I was the most annoyed when I went out shopping, my boyfriend did nothing and played games next to me. If I want to play games and go home, can I stop shopping? Perfunctory?"

"I would like to say something about the lid. Actually, I expected it. Li Cheng is a world champion, and he is proud and proud. Xiao Yiheng is with him. Of course he has to kneel and lick him. How can I say that he is not."

"Kneeling is too ugly, isn't it? Alpha is just spoiling him. I want Li Cheng to be such a good-looking and powerful object, and I am willing to spoil him as a pretty fool!"

There was a quarrel in the barrage, but Xiao Yiheng and Li Cheng, who were the parties, still maintained their own pace.

Soon, Xiao Yiheng bought everything on the list. Li Cheng is an athlete. The demand for eggs, (Milk Nai) and (Meat Rou) is particularly high. When Xiao Yiheng buys cow (Milk Nai), he must carefully compare the calcium content, and finally choose the most expensive one. The best bull's eye (meat rou) was bought ten kilograms in one go, and the list was printed out at checkout and it was up to one meter long.

The shopping cart was full of various trophies, and there were seven or eight big bags.

After checking out, Li Cheng was finally willing to look up from the game.

"Bought?"

"It's all finished." Xiao Yiheng pointed to the things in the cart.

"Okay, let's go home." Li Cheng stuffed the phone into his pocket and took up all the plastic bags with both hands, lightly and without any reluctance (qiang).

In sharp contrast, Xiao Yiheng was empty-handed, not even holding a bottle of water.

A question mark appeared on the barrage.

Did you make a mistake? Omega is responsible for moving things, and alpha as a shopkeeper?

Obviously, the program group has the same problem. The editor in charge of the filming asked bluntly: "Xiao Yiheng, won't you help Li Cheng get such a heavy shopping bag?"

Before Xiao Yiheng could answer, Li Cheng was already yelling: "You can't hold it, you can't hold it, he is an artist, and the artist's hands must be kept for painting! If the plastic bag is stamped out, I will feel distressed!"

Hearing his words, Xiao Yiheng smiled lightly. His temperament was originally deserted and noble, but with such a smile, the tenderness and pampering in his eyes almost overflowed.

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Gan, who would dare to say that Li Cheng is a pretty fool? Obviously Xiao Yiheng is that pretty fool!