v7 Chapter 86： Go join the avengers

Wade Wilson, professional mercenary. The fastest update of the industry's top personalities, claiming that there is no task he cannot complete. Very ethical. Anything that violates the moral bottom line and conscience is never done.

So most of the tasks Wade accepts make little money. It is also dangerous. For example, to protect a village in Africa, because a warlord in Africa is about to plunder here.

The village can give very little bounty, but the task is very difficult. No one wants to do this kind of thing in the mercenary world, it is completely laborious.

But Wade Wilson still came next. In order to protect more than 400 residents in the village from the poison of those warlords, he fought wisely with more than 300 African soldiers.

And this is only a small part of his mercenary career. He has done too many similar things. For example, helping a girl recapture the father ’s relics.

Or maybe it helps the curator of a museum to retrieve the stolen artifacts. Wade Wilson always pays low fees for dangerous work.

In the mercenary world, he is a super weirdo. Every day in the rain of guns and bullets, but lived in poverty. Compared with those mercenaries who get high rewards once they complete their missions, Wade's life is like an ascetic.

Most of the remuneration that was originally insignificant has to be spent on the daily maintenance and maintenance of weapons and equipment. And including the need to spend a lot of medical expenses after each injury. Wade's life was very tight.

The attic on the top floor of an apartment is his residence. But because of his persistence and his weirdness, he won an extraordinary reputation in the mercenary world.

People call him Zorro of modern society, which is why Hawkeye once said to Captain Rogers that S.H.I.E.L.D. hopes to attract Navid to become a member of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Of course, all this happened in the past. Before Wade had no cancer. Wade has always believed that the world is good and evil, he boasted of being a messenger of justice, a superhero in the mercenary world.

But when he suffered from cancer, the whole world was different. He no longer believed that the so-called good and evil had reported such nonsense. Especially after participating in a non-human research.

After Wade Wilson changed from a mercenary king to a deadpool, he determined his future life. I will only live for myself in the future!

So Wade reappeared in the mercenary world as a deadpool, and now he only works for money!

The meeting time of Li Jie and Deadpool is at nine in the morning. Li Jie came to his office early, but Wade came earlier than he did.

A red and black tight-fitting deadman greeted Li Jie who had just come in: "Are you late for Jason? Mr. Li!" He set aside his weapon and double knife.

Li Jie looked at his watch and it was just nine o'clock: "I didn't eat it, Mr. Deadpool. It's just that you arrived a little early."

Deadpool rested his legs on Li Jie's desk, playing with his thumbs with his hands crossed. He spoke with Li Jie in a slightly frivolous tone: "I am a big star, a big name that can bring super profits to your company! You should pay more attention to me!"

Li Jie's affection for Deadpool is not high, no matter what is in the movie. But the fact that he had ugly eagle eyes made Li Jie quite afraid of him. This is an unscrupulous person.

If it were not for fear that he was also pouring a manure at the door of his company, Li Jie did not want to meet him.

"Okay, don't talk about other things. Mr. Deadpool, what purpose do you have for our company?" Li Jie didn't want to talk to Deadpool.

Deadpool pointed to Li Jie ’s computer: “I think what I said in the email is very clear! I think we can work together! Your company needs superhero images and content to make comics and make money, and I need to make money! "

"I don't mind selling my image to your company. Of course! I need a relatively high share, at least half of my profits!" Deadpool said with care.

"You can launch the comics of the Deadpool, and I will tell you many of my stories. For example, how to fight the Pharaoh in the tomb of Egypt, how to defeat the resurrected army of Qin Shihuang in the Great Wall of China! Kill the story of the old octopus that has been rampant for many years! "Deadpool said with great interest, but Li Jie felt inexplicably that the stories told by Deadpool seemed to have been heard by himself.

"Wait, Mr. Deadpool. The story you're telling seems to be the story in the Hollywood movie" The Return of the Mummy "," Mummy Returns "and" Pirates of the Caribbean "?" Li Jie touched his chin for a long time and finally remembered that the Deadpool was **** It seems that all the content has been read by myself.

So Li Jie directly interrupted Deadpool's continued bullshit: "We can't put the Hollywood movie bridge directly on your head!"

"It doesn't matter!" Deadpool didn't care that his cowhide blew through and was exposed. He admitted shamelessly: "Plagiarism is the source of progress in the creation of all stories! Whether it is Japanese animation or Chinese web."

"Huh?" Li Jie thought his ears were broken.

"The most important thing in this world is hype! Do you understand the hype! Mr. Li!" Deadpool patted Li Jie on the shoulder. He walked behind Li Jie and put his head to Li Jie's ear to whisper.

"Do you know why I chose your company!"

"Why?" Li Jie was also curious about this.

"Because you recognize the value of our superheroes! Pay us royalties!" Li Jie currently has reservations about the fact that Deadpool calls itself a superhero.

"So I think I can return something good enough to your company." Deadpool turned Li Jie's boss chair several times, which made Li Jie sitting in the chair feel a little dizzy.

"I can make my fame louder! Do you know how hot I am now? Opening the web pages is all my news." The words of the dead waiter opened the search site on Li Jie's computer and entered superheroes as keywords .

The search engine quickly searched out the current hottest vocabulary: [US Team Lawsuit] [Everyone is for me, I am all for everyone] [Spider-Man]. The atmosphere was suddenly embarrassing, and Deadpool quickly cut off the power of the computer screen.

"It doesn't look like you." Li Jie glanced at the computer and spread his hands.

"It doesn't matter, I can copy the heat with eagle eyes!" The Deadpool said indifferently, not affected by the embarrassment just now. But the eagle-eyed Patton, who was far away from S.H.I.E.L.D., sneezed and felt inexplicably cold in the back.

"No ~ don't do it!" Li Jie immediately stopped Eagle Eye from doing this. Not long ago, he just gave Eagle Eye a million and bought his brand. If the Deadpool continues to play with him, the ghost knows how long this brand will be smashed in his hand.

"Don't worry about Mr. Li, I have a way to deal with S.H.I.E.L.D. They can't find my fault, all kinds of legal means and publicity. I'm very good!" Speaking of Deadpool, he started flipping his phone madly, as if What to look for.

"Enough, enough. Mr. Deadpool! What the **** do you want to do?" Li Jie grabbed the cellphone of Deadpool, and this guy was crazy and scary. Li Jie is afraid that he will do anything out of the ordinary. After all, Captain Rogers is now part of the Illuminati.

"I said, I want to work with you! Make enough money to buy a small island in Spain, and then let those hot chicks dance on the island in bikinis!" Deadpool made no secret. my own.

"Thanks to your company for reminding me, I know. Rogers has been here before you, and he started to sue the US. Because the US has embezzled his tens of billions of dollars of wealth! The colorful bills are enough to pour Enter the swimming pool and let me swim! "The deadpool said enviously.

"Captain Rogers is not for money, he is not so embarrassed." Li Jie still said a fair word about the deadpool to compare Captain Rogers to a person who fell into the eyes of money.

"It doesn't matter to him. He's not the one who fell into the eyes of money, but I am." Deadpool waved his hand and interrupted Li Jie's words. "At that time, I realized how much money I can make as a superhero."

"Listen to Lee! We can first publish my comics, then find a company to make cartoons, and then we can extend the sale of my peripheral products, from hand-made toys to sticker keychain mugs! Everything is there!" Earn money to do homework.

"Then we can find six major Hollywood filmmakers to co-produce my live-action movie. The name is" Great Wade: The Birth of the Deadpool! "Of course, the star of this movie must be me, and the pay should not be less than two thousand five. One million, and I also want a 20% dividend at the global box office! "Deadpool said with increasing excitement.

But Li Jie can only hold his head as far as possible not to show himself a look of contempt. He is dreaming, this pay and treatment is impossible! And even if the story of the Deadpool is made into a movie, is it r-level, making some daily stories about how he collects debts?

"Okay, okay. Mr. Deadpool. My company publishes superhero comics. All the stories revolve around superheroes. Superheroes!" Li Jie added to the words of superheroes pronunciation.

"Huh? I am also a superhero! Do you want to deny this?" Li Jie wanted to give him two slaps on the faceless speech of Deadpool.

"Mr. Deadpool, maybe we have some differences on the definition of superheroes. You might as well read the Spider-Man comics first. I can lend it to you, but you need to return it to me after reading it. This is the property of our company. "Li Jie said that he would hand over" Spider-Man "on the bookcase to the deadpool.

"I think I'm similar to him." Deadpool probably turned the comic and said, "Look ~ our uniform is just a couple!" He pointed to the red and blue tights of Spider-Man and his red and black on the comic. Tights. These two uniforms have a sense of cp inexplicably.

"I think we can use this as a selling point. I know that there are a lot of comics of Spider-Man and Night Crawler on the Internet. It is better to replace the part of the Night Crawler with me! I promise to make it even hotter! Bright voice! "

Li Jie finds that his head is dizzy. Is Deadpool really a person who can talk well?

"Okay! Mr. Deadpool. I think I can only speak out. Our company only accepts the story of superheroes! And you, don't belong to the status of superheroes now. You are just a mercenary who pays for things. !do you understand!"

The scene suddenly fell into a depressing quiet, extremely embarrassing atmosphere. The Deadpool stared at Li Jie in this way, always seeing Li Jie's goose bumps rising. In this confrontation, Li Jie defeated.

"Okay! Okay! Don't look at me with that kind of look! I surrender!" Li Jie felt that his decision to meet Deadpool was simply stupid.

Maybe he could do something for Deadpool if he wanted to make money with his fame. Li Jie thought silently in his own heart.

Um, the bad brand of Hawkeye still smashed into his hand, if he still can't wash it in the future, then one million will be floated. As a businessman, Li Jie is actually quite competent.

"Mr. Deadpool, if you really want to debut as a superhero and become a national idol, like Captain Rogers. It's not impossible!"

Li Jie said that the dead waiter had gone. He just wanted to be as rich as Captain Rogers, oh no! It is so popular as a national spiritual idol.

"It's just that I think a little gimmick is needed to make your debut sensational. I can promise that we will pay you 50% royalties for your comics later. UU Reading Books " Quota, it can be said that Marvel company basically does not make money, it is entirely cost management. But being able to trap a deadpool, Li Jie thinks it might still be cost-effective.

"What gimmick? Do you need my Black Hawkeye or Black Shield!" Deadpool looks eager to try.

"No, those gimmicks are outdated. Mr. Deadpool. People who watch the news now always like to see reversal news. How intense the previous news is, the more dramatic the reversal can bring! The more capable Bo Human eyeball! "Li Jie pointed to his own eyes.

"So?" Deadpool asked.

"So, I hope you will join the Avengers!" Li Jie had a weird smile on his face. Well, I do n’t know what the relationship between Eagle Eye and his new colleagues is. I look forward to it, so that the Eagle Eye comics will appear in the Deadpool Supplement!

Hawkeye, who practiced archery in the SHIELD gym, missed the target for the first time. Because when he just pulled the bow, he suddenly felt like a static wave in his body, and he almost couldn't even hold the bow.

Agent Barton said inexplicably: "Why am I feeling very upset?" Rw