v7 Chapter 108： New home new lively and brainwashing Thor

After Li Jie moved his new home, in fact his home became a bit lively as he expected. Because of the arrival of Lan, there was an extra girl in Li Jie's family.

Regarding salted fish Thor, Li Jie asked him to move in too. There are still many rooms anyway. Li Jie needs to supervise this salted fish nearby. Because he was also counting on this guy to get a thin shiba inu from fat Alaska.

However, when Li Jie just brought Thor home, Lan saw Tor's first reaction was surprised: "This person is very familiar, who is he?"

Lan asked Li Jie with some doubt. Li Jie felt his forehead helplessly: "I think you should have seen him, Odin's son, Thor Thor."

"What ?!" Lan looked at Li Jie incredulously. "You mean this is Thor? Wait, I remember he didn't look like this!"

"This is the problem, Lan. Because of some irresistible factors, he is now like this." Li Jie patted Thor's belly.

The thick fat on Thor's stomach was beaten by Li Jie for a while. It's like ripples on the lake surface after being thrown into a stone. Layers of fat show amazing elasticity.

"Gosh." Li Jie saw Lan's gaze for the first time. For the first time, this girl, who has always shown herself in a calm manner, showed such a complex and difficult expression.

"I remember Thor was beaten down by Odin to learn humility. But now it's ..." Lan paused.

"Yes, as you can see. I think it's the most important thing to help him recover his body first." Li Jie sighed helplessly. Now anyone who has seen Thor's original appearance, dare not connect the big fat man in front of him with the former heroic Tor.

And this is the result of Li Jie controlling Thor's diet these days and urging him to exercise. In fact, he has lost a few pounds.

Li Jie has not returned the house that Tor rented, because he does not know when Valkyrie will return. If Asgarde Valkyrie returns, she still needs to prepare a house for her.

However, Li Jie has moved all the exercise equipment prepared for Thor from that house. Including spinning bikes, treadmills and various dumbbells and barbells. For this he had to go to the car rental company to rent a big pickup to pull things.

"Why can I only eat this at noon? You said there is meat today!" At lunch, Thor looked at the contents of his plate with resentment. Only some grapefruit, boiled green beans and diced apples plus a little egg white.

Seriously, this kind of food can't even look straight at Lan. She felt that for her, she would definitely not be able to eat it as a serious lunch.

But Li Jie ignored Tor ’s complaint. He said when he was serving the lunch for Lan: "Shut up, because you stole it yesterday! Do n’t think I do n’t know. You did n’t know where to steal it yesterday. The money that came in, ran to buy a fried chicken leg to eat! Now it is getting more and more tolerant, and I have learned to steal money! Did I lose five dollars in my bag yesterday?

"It wasn't me who stole! I picked it up from the floor! I am the **** of thunder, and I would never do such an unsavory act of stealing!" Thor quipped.

"You need to find the owner or turn it in to the police if you find something that is not yours. This is the reason that six-year-olds understand. You are just quibbling!"

Li Jie said nothing to Thor. This kind of scene like Lao Zi training his son surprised Lan's mouth, but she had seen Thor before. Rude and reckless, and always look tall.

Of course, as the prince of Asgard, and the unbeaten life of the Thunder God of War. Thor has his proud capital. No one can accuse him of anything.

But Li Jie's scolding of Thor is as training as abuse. Didn't the prince of Asgard actually fight up? This is incredible! You know, Thor is crazy, but he is not afraid of death.

Lan suddenly wondered how Li Jie controlled Thor.

"Don't worry about that fat man, Lan, please eat first." Li Jie has already arranged Lan's lunch for her. Since the last dinner, I saw that Lan did not like to eat those dishes very much. Li Jie already knows that her taste may have been developed at the time of Kama Taiji.

So when he went to Guyi to go to the space ring he made, he specifically asked Wang. Questions about what Lan likes to eat. Because the king is the same as the steward of the entire Karma Taiji, so he still knows these things well.

Saffron is used to cook rice after soaking in water, and the cooked rice will appear golden yellow. This is a staple food that Lan likes to eat. There is also fresh yak beef boiled in water, soaked in soy sauce and vinegar.

Do n’t think about yak beef in New York City. In fact, even warm-body beef (that is, freshly slaughtered, unfrozen beef) is not easy to buy in New York. Li Jie ran a lot of distributors supplying his own restaurant to find a warm-body cattle.

Because fresh beef must be cooked in fresh water, the taste after freezing will be much worse. Lan is not very picky about food, these are her favorite foods.

Li Jie thinks this kind of thing is not difficult to satisfy, so today's lunch Li Jie prepared her favorite food for Lan, plus some simple vegetables.

Lan glanced at the food prepared for her and raised her eyebrows. With half a smile, she said to Li Jie: "Thank you."

Li Jie waved his hand and said, "You don't have to be polite."

And when Thor started to lose weight training in the afternoon, Lan understood why the original grumpy Thor would become abnormally listening to Li Jie.

When Thor is madly stepping on the spinning bike, as long as he is slightly slack, Li Jie will directly attack Tor with a rifle equipped with rubber bullets.

"Move a little idiot! Did you not have lunch?" Li Jie confronted Thor not only physically but also linguistically.

"I really didn't have lunch! If you call those gadgets lunch!" Thor shouted back as he stepped on the bicycle.

"Ah, what about that? God of Thunder? Don't think you are still a God of Thunder! Thor!" Li Jie didn't give Thor a face.

"You are a useless fat man now! Every day you know to eat Coke fried chicken and watch boring variety shows! If you don't want to move, just tell me!"

"I will make you feel relieved to be a waste person! I supply you with enough coke and fried chicken every day. And I will teach you how to play games online! Do you know online games? Ah, I guess you probably do n’t know, but I Dare to guarantee. If you learn, you will definitely feel very happy! "

"Then it will be a happier dead mansion! I will install enough takeaway software. You can sit in front of the computer every day to play games and eat fried chicken! Do nothing, until the day when your cerebral thrombus explodes! I guarantee you can live happily! Anyway, you are a useless dead waste! "Li Jie's poisonous tongue is fully open.

Lan heard these words from Li Jie and felt his heart beating for several beats. Li Jie, are you looking for something? It doesn't matter whether Thor is Thor, or Odin's son. Even an ordinary person can't stand this kind of ridicule and insult?

Sure enough, Thor was thundering as he expected. He no longer rides a spinning bike. He rushed towards Li Jie angrily. Now Thor doesn't care if he will be hit by Li Jie.

"You have the courage to say it again!" Although Thor is fat, his strength has not declined. He grabbed Li Jie's collar, pulled Li Jie in front of him, and stared at Li Jie with murderous eyes.

"Why am I wrong?" Li Jie sarcastically smiled at Thor: "Don't forget where you are now. You are now trapped on the earth, do you think you are important, Thor?"

"No! You don't matter! It doesn't matter at all! You don't matter from beginning to end!" Li Jie said without showing any weakness, and he seemed to completely deny Thor's value: "Look at you without you Fairy Palace, look at Asgard. Is there any difference in Fairy Palace without your Thor Thor? "

"No, there is no difference. Apart from your parents, I think no one will miss you except the owner of the pub who sells wine. I heard that you would go to the pub every day to spend a lot of money and drink a lot. Honey ale. "

"I think Asgard ’s patrol team should be very happy now. There is no longer a crazy prince who is drunk after drinking too much. This crazy prince has to fight with people every time he drinks, making the street It's messy. I think you must have brought a lot of trouble to the patrol at that time. Because you are the son of Odin, I think they certainly don't know how to punish you. "

"Ah! And the goddesses of Asgard, I heard Valkyrie say. You are not popular with them, because you discriminate against women in various ways. Even on the battlefield, the Valkyries are not allowed to stand out, The reason is because they are women. "Li Jie said shrugging here.

"Of course, when it comes to the battlefield. We have to mention your record of victory in a hundred battles. Thunder God of War Thor, majestic! Undefeated all his life, the prestige spreads the universe." Lan does not think Li Jie is complimenting Thor Instead, I feel that these words are more ridiculous.

"But I heard from Valkyrie that every time you play war, you take the lead charge. Huh? I can't believe a coach who has tens of thousands of troops, give up command of the entire army, and then look like an angry head A scene like a wild boar charge. Seriously, I really doubt the authenticity of your record. Of course, maybe you choose those tribes that are easy to fight, and it ’s not necessarily right? By the way, your opponents have a height of more than one Is the [strong man] above four meters? "

Lan looked at Li Jie with a surprised look. She knew for the first time that Li Jie was such a poisonous person. Thor has been ridiculed by Li Jie almost to the edge of the explosion, but Thor has not yet started. Because many things Li Jie said are too heartwarming.

Li Jie didn't care about the two of them. He still said, "Yes, I just came back from Master Gu Yi recently. Guess what, Rocky fought another victory. Frost Giant and Darkness The elf was suppressed by him and he couldn't get in. On the edge, Loki was your deputy, right. "

"Seriously, I doubt it. Who is his deputy. I always think that Loki will help you clean up the mess. What you do is just a brainless pig, right? Yes ~ www.novelhall .com ~ Even when you had divine power before, it was actually not very useful. I think probably finding a group of wild boars to give them divine power, and wearing armor can do your thing. "

Li Jie said so many mocking words in one breath, but the words were stern. Lan watched Thor's anger from vigorous, and then softened, and then looked a bit decadent now. She finally understood why Li Jie could make Thor so obedient. This man is unusually scary, even if he does not use violence!

"So, fat man. What else do you want to say? As a waste, you don't even have your only commendable capital now. What else do you have to face me, this person who is helping you get angry?" Li Jieyi Pushing Thor away, he sorted out the collar messed up by Thor.

"Not reconciled? Want to be a truly useful person? I tell you, if you still have this kind of thinking and attitude. Even if you get the hammer of Thor, you are still a waste Thor. I am serious."

"What should I do, what should I do?" It seems that Thor has been completely defeated by Li Jie's language violence.

"Get on the bike for training first! Rather than thinking about how to become Thor and return to the fairy palace in the future. It is better to think about what you can do on earth in the future! To be honest, there is more Thor in the fairy palace. Not much, you have a lot of thunder gods! "Li Jie said these words slowly. Thor didn't find out whether the information Li Jie passed him was to brainwash him again.

"It is better to think of how to be a useful person than to be a god! Maybe the earth needs you more than the fairy palace!" Li Jie inner OS: Well, after repeated brainwashing, you will give me Obediently stay on the earth. When you become Thor, it is still very useful.