v9 Chapter 14： Life is not only about poetry and distance, but also about the present

"So what happened before?" At the last moment before the Rainbow Bridge opened, Master Gu Yi asked him very puzzled questions. What is it that makes Asgard ’s King of God so angry and irrational?

Odin hesitated for a while, and finally said with a sigh: "This is a long story."

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When the light of Rainbow Bridge dissipated, Thor dressed like an ordinary middle-aged fat man in the American countryside waved his hand and stood at the side of the viewing platform.

He said to Odin and all Asgard ’s subjects: “Hi! Good morning everyone. Long time no see!”

Quiet, absolutely quiet. The needle-dropping scene was quiet.

Thor frowned, then smiled with relief: "It seems that I haven't come back in a long time, and everyone has forgotten me. But it doesn't matter, I still remember you."

Thor said aloud to the people of Asgard under the Observatory and the tens of thousands of soldiers who participated in the triumph ceremony: "My **** of thunder from Asgard is back!"

Then Thor walked to Odin's side and gave Odin a big hug like the fixed spell: "Oh dear wait for my father. I want to die you! Let me take a look at your body and the past Same strong. "

Thor hugged his big belly and embraced the old version of Devil's savage Odin. Odin's strong muscles collided with Thor's fatty fat, forming a wave of choppy waves.

Thor patted Odin's back with relief and made a booming sound. Odin felt like he was in illusion magic.

Because this person is his own son? impossible! Where did Thor, the thunder **** who once looked fierce and made the enemy frightened? Who is this fat man?

But who in this world can cast illusory magic on himself without being noticed by himself? Luo Ji?

No, it's impossible. She hasn't got such an accomplishment yet. Frigga? No, she has no reason to do so.

As for Gu Yi, it is even more impossible! He is not even in Asgard. While Odin was still confused. Thor brought the smiling Luo Ji who nearly rolled around on the ground.

"Long time no see, my good brother." Thor also gave her a big hug.

Luo Ji lowered her head to prevent others from seeing the tears in the corner of her eyes: "Yes, I am also ~ Poo ~ I miss you too, my brother!" Luo Ji laughed very hard when he spoke.

She has always felt that she is very good at hiding her emotions, but now it seems that it is not enough!

Thor only smiled at Luo Ji. Odin on one side repeatedly determined with his own divine power, and finally confirmed that this person was his own son. This guy is actually my son? ! How dare you believe it!

Odin asked Thor in disbelief: "What happened to you ?!"

Thor shrugged meaninglessly: "Father listens to you and goes to study humility on earth." He didn't feel anything bad.

Odin growled: "I let you learn humility, not let you go stupid!"

Thor pouted his mouth and made a grimace: "It doesn't matter, does it?"

Odin s: Who said it is not important? So important! Do you know what I did to get you back? I ’m a throne. You ’re going to be the king of Asgard. Quietly the current scene, how can I crown you? Even if I forcibly crowned, I am afraid Asgard but all subjects will not agree!

Odin's heart collapsed. At the same time, the people under the stage also began to whisper.

"Who is he?"

"It seems to be a daycare."

"Crap, Thor doesn't look like this at all. I've seen him, and he comes to my shop every day to drink."

"I also think someone may have made a mistake. Did Heimdall get the wrong person?"

"Heimdall, quickly get Thor back!"

The waves of low sound extended from Asgard's Triumph Square to Rainbow Bridge.

Heimdall watched his nose and watched his heart. Anyway, he was right. Even if it is really wrong, it is the world that has nothing to do with him.

On the viewing platform, Thor also looked at himself with the kind of smile that made Odin hot.

"What the **** is wrong with my son?" Odin grieved, where did the brave and formidable Thor go? Why does it look like a second fool now?

"It's just a little bit fatter, my father. But I think even if I get fatter, it's your son, right." Thor said with a smile.

Once, Luo Ji, who had made her serious expression difficult, couldn't hold back once. She was no longer squatting on the ground. She was too lazy to disguise her hammering the floor with her hands.

Tears are so hard! This is the only feeling of Luo Ji.

Odin glared at Luo Ji, but now he had no time to educate Luo Ji about royal majesty. Because his own temples are straight.

"Okay, father. Don't make a face, laugh. I'm not giving it to you, please be happy. At least I lifted the Thunder Hammer, didn't I?" Thor smiled, exposing eight teeth as standard.

Odin looked at Thor with a constipated expression: "What is the charge? What are you talking about?"

Thor said unconsciously: "Some slang words on the earth, I learned from the Internet. I really like the earth network, and those variety shows and reality shows. Seriously, you should take a look father."

"I have a job on earth and save some money. I think I can buy a TV for you and your mother, if you install it, you can buy a sixty-five ... well, a seventy-inch LCD TV. This TV can put Go to your and your mother ’s dormitory. After finishing a day ’s government affairs and lying in bed eating the fruits of the fairy palace, watching various variety shows is the greatest enjoyment. "

Thor said these words in a serious manner, and Luo Ji had completely given up treatment and twitched while lying on the ground. Because the tolerance is too strong, her abdominal muscles start to cramp. She needs to lie flat to restore the cramps.

Odin listened to Thor's words and opened his mouth enough to put a goose egg on, god! What's wrong? What happened to my son? !

And this is not over yet. Thor's eyes were sharp and he saw the quaint box held by the guards not far away. He hurried to the box and took the box from the guard.

He hugged it and opened it directly. It contained a simple but somewhat mysterious crown, and a beautiful golden and red cloak.

Thor took the crown out: "Is this a gift for me? Father!"

Odin had just noticed that Thor had opened the crown of Asgard and the cloak of the cloak passed down from generation to generation, and he seemed to want to put it on himself.

Odin walked quickly in front of Thor and took the other hand to hold the other end of the crown and said, "This is not for you! You let me go!" It should have been for Thor, who was ready for the coronation ceremony Too. But how do you let Odin crown Thor?

Thor grabbed the other side of the crown firmly and said, "So it's for Loki? See, let me give it to him and help him put it on."

"I have my own opinion, you let me go, Thor!" Odin forcibly pulled the crown in his direction.

"Don't be too stubborn, father. Why don't you use it since it's all taken out?" Thor also pressed hard in his direction.

The green muscles on Odin's forehead are almost exploding: "You don't need it!"

Thor even used his divine power: "Don't be so stingy, father. Since they aren't children who charge for phone calls, why don't you see them too."

So the first and second strongmen of Asgard started a tug of war. The Asgard people under the viewing platform were dumbfounded. All the soldiers are stupid, and so on. Today, it ’s a triumphant ceremony. Now you are haunted on stage!

Anyway, no matter what the audience on the stage thought, Odin on the stage was almost mad by Thor.

"Let go!" Odin growled in a low voice.

"Really?" Thor hesitated.

"Must!" Odin cut the nail. So Thor suddenly let go, and Odin, who was still hard, stepped back several times and almost fell. When he lost his center of gravity, his hands flicked the Asgar from generation to generation, and he did not know how many thousand years of the crown had passed from Odin's hand.

It has been flying very far, very far, very far. Asgard has one final protection mechanism, which is the endless abyss outside the entire Asgard continent. It is like a moat around Asgard, only the Rainbow Bridge can communicate inside and outside. And now Asgard's crown fell into the endless abyss on both sides of the Rainbow Bridge. It is estimated that it will not be picked up again. I don't know which dimension this crown of Asgard's honor will fall into.

Odin's eyes flashed with rage and looked at Thor. Thor said innocently, "You just let me let go, father."

Odin finally gritted his teeth and said, "Guard! Show me this guy! Wait until I come back and ask him to settle the bill!" Odin was already irrationally furious.

What the ghost earth, what kind of ancient master mage was thrown aside by him. He now only wants to find the place where his son who was hurt becomes such a place, and then destroy it!

The Asgard people at the scene were all stunned. Where did the show sing today? There was a huge noise at the scene.

The lost image of Loki who could not help laughing after returning from Thor finally managed to recover. Thor pulled up the Luo Ji who had just fallen to the ground. Patted the dust on her shoulder.

Then, with one hand wrapped around her shoulders, the two siblings stood close together. Thor looked at Luo Ji and whispered in a voice that only two people could hear: "Luo Ji. You should be happy like this."

Luo Ji's eyes suddenly widened, and then looked at Thor inconceivably. Thor said solemnly with that fat face: "Look, I'm your brother!"

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The sound outside also affected Frigga in the palace. Originally, the Phantom Queen was receiving Li Jie, which was very, very high treatment.

The Queen of Asgard came out to receive Li Jie in courtesy, which is completely the treatment of other powerful visitors. The reason why Frigga welcomed Li Jie is also very simple, he let Thor learn the virtue of humility. This is something Thor never learned before.

For Odin and Frigga, this is a reinvention of Thor. Friega is willing to treat Li Jie, even she and Odin have discussed, maybe to go to Odin's treasure house to select some treasures as a reward for this earth, at least one quasi-artifact can not run away.

But the sound from outside caused Friega to frown: "What's wrong with it?"

Frigga prepared tea to entertain Li Jie. She let Li Jie sit aside while Valkyrie stood aside. However, Li Jie was uneasy (and Valkyrie was uncomfortable).

Hearing the sound from outside, Li Jie said quickly and whispered: "Maybe something unexpected ~ www.novelhall.com ~ such as Thor and the like." He helped Friega to get a vaccination, generally for women Relatively soft-hearted. Maybe Frigga would later stop Odin for the sake of reforming Thor.

Friega frowned: "What happened to Thor?"

Li Jie compares his left hand and his right hand: "You know, there are all kinds of accidents in the universe. Such as this, such as that."

Friega's brow furrowed: "Specifically, what?"

Valkyrie was standing next to Li Jie, her expression about to cry. She felt that she was probably the most wronged. Will Odin put her on the gallows later?

Li Jie took a sip of tea carefully: "For example, Thor is a little fatter."

Friega said indifferently: "It doesn't matter if the male warrior is fatter, Thor is a warrior and not a dancing god."

"Actually, maybe, probably, maybe, Thor is more fat than you think." Li Jie gestured with his hand.

Friega looked at Li Jie in doubt: "Specify."

"Do you know wildebeests and hippos?" Li Jie made an analogy carefully.

Frigga nodded: "I naturally know that there are only two creatures."

Li Jie took a deep breath: "To put it this way, the previous Thor was a wildebeest, then the current Thor is a hippo. Do you understand the difference?"

Friega was stunned, and then with a snap, the tea cup she was holding was crushed by her.

Li Jie immediately stood up from the seat, and stood side by side with Valkyrie. Now, when it comes to counseling, you still have to counsel, not only heroes but also some fools standing dead.

Have you never heard that old saying? Life is not only about poetry and distance, but also about the present.