v10 Chapter 310： . Shit stick

"What?" The Chancellor of the Treasury of Latvia doubted that he was old, so his ears were broken. What did you just hear? His own monarch, the great, wise, and extremely wise, what is he talking about, the sacred King Dum who has no ancients and no comers?

He said he wanted to support Tuvalu with a sum of money? And it is likely to be free!

Dum is on top (Latvilia does not allow belief in denominations other than Dumism, God-God-like Buddha is heresy in Latvilia. Only Dum is great and correct) are you crazy?

Cough ~ no, how could Lord Dum go crazy? It must be that he doesn't understand his ideas, and he hasn't guessed the deeper meaning. I am still far away from the thought of Master Dum! The Chancellor of the Exchequer thought so.

Latvia, the words of Dr. Destruction. What he said here is what is the only true **** and ruler in this country. It is not without reason that Dumm is called by outsiders as the most terrible dictator in human history.

Judging from the various things he does, he is indeed beyond the scope of the general dictator. If you want to find an analogy, maybe the Hollywood satire comedy "The Big Dictator" is a bit like Dum.

Of course, this movie does not really map Dum. In fact, there are other people in the prototype who just mentioned Dum very, very edge-wise. Even in Hollywood, no one wants to mess with Dum.

The director who played the little side ball felt that it didn't matter that he did it, but he didn't think it was okay, but it didn't mean that Dum thought it was okay. The director of this film almost died in a car accident, and anything related to Dum has since become a taboo in Hollywood.

Don't feel safe in the United States. Dum is a cautious eye. If he doesn't like you, he will send someone to kill you, even if you can't, you will have to die half. For example, the director who made this movie limped after a car accident.

If you are making these movies related to Dum, then you have to think about it in advance. The careful-eyed Dum is likely to give you an intercontinental missile when you make a plane flying over the Pacific. Believe me, he did it! emmm ... Anyway, it's all spread in Hollywood.

Anyway, Dum is such a guy who is extremely dictatorial, arbitrarily, careful, and does not care about the influence of the international community. He does not need to explain to anyone to do anything, nor does he need to be responsible to anyone.

"Why do you want to do this? Because it makes me feel happy!" He said when Durm was asked why he should fund Tuvalu's new pharmacy.

A rare meeting of international journalists was held in Latvia. Although all journalists attending the meeting were controlled for personal freedom. Can not leave the delegation to visit around Latvia, and also received a lot of monitoring. However, many people still attended the press conference. Because this news is still very valuable, the reporters who came to this press conference all came here with the feeling of participating in the battlefield report.

Since the last time Latvia launched its own ark spaceship, this small Eastern European country that has stirred up the international situation is also a powerful Eastern European country that has once again done something that everyone can't understand.

Dum really intends to spend billions of dollars to help Tuvalu set up a pharmaceutical factory and set up a production line. It also announced to the world that all new remedies that can alleviate the side effects of mutants will be sold by Latvia.

Everyone was a little bit dizzy by the news. What the **** did Dum do? This is a problem that everyone wants to figure out.

So at the rare press conference, especially when Dum stood on the news stand, some reporters still pretended to be brave and asked: "Dear Mr. Dum, why do you do such a thing? To help the mutant ? Or did you reach some kind of agreement with Tuvalu? "

After asking this question, the reporter's legs were a little soft. Because all directions are Latvian soldiers with hot melt guns! Anyone who knows if his question is bad will be shot by someone.

Thinking of the various messages about Dumu in the workshop, this comrade thinks this possibility is very high. If this press conference is not for Bo Yibo qualifications, so that you can quickly promote, who will come here!

The reporters who came here were all strong men who could withstand stray bullets on the battlefield and still write news releases without changing their faces. But even so, many reporters still feel that their calves are cramping in the face of Dum. This also reflects the gap between them and Strange. At least Strange, who has heard of those terrible rumors, is not so embarrassed when facing Dum.

So he also got a second look at Dumm, so he had more "care" for him.

"I said, I did this for no other purpose. Just because it made me feel happy." Durm's tone under the iron mask had a feeling of unclearness: "I am a hard to feel happy People. So I generally do things that make me happy. "

"Because you help the mutant?" Another reporter asked, and immediately sat down and shut up, as if Dumm could not see him.

Dum glanced at him, and the monitor on the iron mask enlarged the reporter's badge. Dum smiled: "Associated Press reporter?" The reporter shivered. The relationship between the United States and Latvia is average.

"Help the mutants? Ha!" Dumu smiled unidentified: "Maybe, some people say that helping others can get happiness. But I think this is not completely accurate. Because only helping others can get too little happiness. It ’s best to help others while deflating the people you hate, that ’s the best! "

Dum pointed to the Associated Press reporter: "America? I don't like this country. UU reads www.uukansan.com also doesn't like politicians in this country. I heard that your country is marching? Those low-level mutants because of the new pharmacy A conflict has occurred? It does n’t matter. I can help you. Anyone who renounces American nationality and joins Latovelli nationality and can pass the approval can get a new pharmacy. I can give them priority production regardless of cost. "

Dum smiled, but the content of his speech was chilling: "In the future, all the new pharmacy will be sold by Latvia. The production of this pharmacy is not high, probably not for everyone. Maybe we need to first Divide the sales area? I think three thousand a year in the United States is enough. Of course, this requires the US drug regulatory authority to agree to the listing of this drug. Do n’t expect me to pay bribes to the worms if they do n’t allow the drug to be listed in the United States. That's their business. "

Dum said nakedly to a global audience: "It is those politicians who want to kill you mutants, not me Dum. Of course, you can immigrate to other countries of the Eastern European Union. Their immigration restrictions are comparable to Lat It ’s easy for Veria. Why not choose one, stay in the US and wait for death, or try to find a new opportunity in Eastern Europe? "

Touch ~! ! ! "Damn Dum! Is he trying to provoke a war ?!" The Congressman yelled at the White House from the President and the Secretary of Defense, and the two also looked ashamed.