v10 Chapter 338： Thoughts on asymmetric warfare

"Aren't you humans all perverted ?! My goodness!" Kamora roared loudly at Xingjue. If her laser sword is still here, she will surely hack this handsome man in front of her.

Even if this man is his own boyfriend, and he is still the leader of the team.

Unfortunately, there is no laser sword in Kamora's hand (which has been confiscated by the legendary blacksmith). Even with the laser sword, she does not have any strength to cut Star Jueer.

Because the successive diarrhea has exhausted her body strength. There is an old saying that a hero ca n’t resist three bubbles. The meaning is that even if you run for three times, you will have to kneel to kill the bully.

Tyrants must kneel, and Kamora will naturally kneel. Not only Kamora, but also Drake the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon. Star Jue is now sitting on the toilet and doesn't want to feel it.

Because as soon as he buckled the belt, he would immediately rush into it. Forget it, it's so troublesome to take off your pants and wear them. Just spend the day on the toilet. Xingjue Quill thought so.

Of course, as for Xingjue Guer, why did they run diarrhea? Of course it's because of spicy hot pot cooking turkey noodles!

There is no doubt about Li Jie's cooking. He is sure to cook delicious food. So the group of people who had just been illuminated and entertained were eating and drinking in the restaurant.

And Kamora also praised: "The taste of the earth's food is good, what are these ingredients called?" She asked, pointing at a hair belly and money belly.

Quill flicked his cheeks away and ate hard. He didn't have time to take questions from Kamora. Because he doesn't know, but as long as it's delicious. What is the food called? Is it important?

When Xingjue Guerl lived in the United States as a child, Chinese food was not widely popular in the United States at that time. Except for Jews who go to Chinese restaurants to eat at Christmas time and become mainstream, many Americans order Chinese food at most when they order takeout.

The most ordered dishes are Li Hongzhang chopped meat (this is really not a curse) and Zuo Zongtang chicken, and there is a stir-fried chowder (actually, bean sprouts fried meat plus some other seasonal vegetables). There are also fried boneless chicken fillets known as fried humps, although it's hard to think of boneless chicken fillets and humps.

Nothing has been heard of Xingjue such as Sichuan hot pot. In his childhood, he felt that the best food was the signature potato king sold by the potato king family and the non-signature Tianjiao double imperial fort with the sale.

He originally planned to go to the potato king's house for a meal after returning to the earth, because it was really difficult to eat food that met his appetite while traveling in other universes. For more than two decades, Star Juequil has come here for a meal. Sometimes, in order to satisfy hunger, they simply eat simple nutritional meal replacements. (A kind of gooey without any taste, a small bowl to meet the needs of the day)

Because the taste of nutritional meal replacement is much better than the so-called specialty food provided by many planets.

Guell had heard that Britain was a desert of gourmet food when he was a child, producing all kinds of horrible dark dishes. But after drifting in the universe for decades, he now hates fish and chips and salted fish cakes and sheep blood at all.

Quill flicked his cheeks to eat hard, even those of him who had eaten food from the earth as a child. His teammates are unsightly.

They stopped eating until they could not fit their belly. And also expressed praise for the earth's food.

"If they catch us in jail and provide such a meal every day, I would like to stay here for a while. Hiccup ~" Rocket Raccoon expressed his opinion.

Kamora also nodded in agreement. And Xingjue said with some pride: "Look, I said that the earth is a very attractive place!"

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I have been observing the light of this group of people through the monitoring equipment, and the big brothers are somewhat incredible watching the galaxy guards who have been drinking and drinking for a long time.

Or Captain Rogers couldn't help but first say: "They are the Guardians of the Galaxy? Isn't it really the Galaxy refugees? How long have they not eaten?"

Li Jie touched his chin and thought carefully: "It should be that the food I made is too delicious. But although I processed it, these foods are spicy. But I eat so much in one breath, and The super spicy pot is heavy oil food. So much pepper and so much oil, wait for a while. Gee. "Li Jie's tone was self-explanatory.

Everyone couldn't help but rolled his eyes at Li Jie, but you did it!

But the gangsters who got the light show because they were eating and drinking were also hungry. However, because of the short time, Li Jie can only make a fried pasta temporarily.

Well, it's not the practice of making pasta in Italy. There is no green sauce, white sauce and red sauce. It is simply to make the pasta soft and then stir-fry the beef tenderloin and mushroom slices lightly marinated with oil and stir-fry with the bell pepper. Add a little garlic flakes and black pepper to taste.

A bit like Cantonese fried rice noodles? But it is not a complete image. Is this probably a combination of Chinese and Western?

Although it is nondescript, the taste is surprisingly good. The inexplicable beef goes well with the pasta. It tastes like bitter fried rice noodles with beef and oyster sauce.

Everyone was eating fried rice noodles ... cough ... it was fried pasta while watching the star lord and others sitting there burping. Li Jie heard the praises of the stars and others on the earth, and he suddenly thought of something.

He was holding fried powder ... cough ... fried noodles ... cough ... the plate of pasta turned to look at Thor and asked, "Tor, you've been to many places, what do you think of the food on earth?"

"It's great, it's great. You can see my body size." Thor pulled the fat around his waist with his hand.

Forget it, I don't want to watch it. Li Jie silently looked away and continued: "I have never seriously asked you, Thor. What do you think of life on earth? Is it different from where you are?"

Li Jie was frying ... The spaghetti plate asked seriously while eating the noodles. Because he just thought about a small problem, he seems to have caught a little inspiration through the performance of Xingjue and others, but it is just a tail. He needs more information and thinking to enrich this inspiration.

"If you want to say, it's that the earth people know how to make themselves happy." Thor replied after thinking for a while: "Earth people know how to have fun for yourself. You have been to Jason in Asgard , You also see our way of celebrating joy. "

"Dancing, fighting, a lot of drinking and roasting, and singing epics. I'm not saying it's bad, but it's a bit monotonous after a long time. The earth is obviously richer in entertainment and more diverse in diet." Er's words made Li Jie nod.

Li Jie spent some time in Asgard, and Thor's words were indeed good. Just use food as an example, not to mention anything except Asgard's specialty melons and fruits. As for cooking alone, Asgard ’s food is generally cooked in two ways: various grilled meats and various stews.

Of course, these two cooking methods have been brought to the extreme in Asgard, and the food is very delicious. Li Jie absolutely does not deny this, and he does not think that his grilled meat and stews are better than the masters of Asgard.

But no matter how delicious it is, it will inevitably feel monotonous if it is repeated repeatedly. Li Jie grabbed a piece of beef with oyster sauce from the plate and threw it into his mouth. His brain was thinking fast.

This kind of fuel consumption was invented in Guangdong. Li Jie still remembers that a slightly geographically black joke in China is about Cantonese people: long wings are for planes, four feet are for tables, and submersibles are for swimming. There are no other Cantonese people who do not eat.

Although it is slightly regionally black, it can show to a certain extent that Cantonese people are indeed omnivorous. Many people who seem to be unable to eat in other places are used for cooking.

And why? Probably because Guangdong was poor in ancient times. There are few plains in Guangdong area, and there are more saline-alkali land near the sea, lacking the innate conditions for large-scale reclamation of farmland, and everyone relying on the province ’s grain production will starve to death. Transportation in ancient times was also inconvenient. The price of grain from other provinces to Guangdong must be very expensive.

In order to fill their stomachs, Guangdong ancestors began to look for everything that could fill their stomachs. Although this thing looks ugly, not ugly, or disgusting, as long as it can fill the stomach and not eat the bad stomach, then it is a good thing!

So in this case, the Cantonese have developed a variety of dishes that look incredible in other regions. Many people feel that food that cannot be eaten at all is served by the Cantonese.

This is an alternative development under the condition of relatively scarce resources. In other words, the words that are easy to understand are: the poor changes, and the changes make sense.

This eating habit has been passed down to modern Guangdong for hundreds of years.

Li Jie has been thinking about one thing, that is how to make the earth's civilization stand in this Haohai galaxy. Because he and other members of the Illumination Society are well aware of the existence of alien civilization.

Without the advantages of technology and science, how can the earth survive the weakest and most difficult years in this universe? This is a problem before the congregation.

Because it is the light congregation that pushes the earth into the interstellar age ~ www.novelhall.com ~ Then at least you can't let go now. And what Thor said just now, and the chatting of the stars and other people at dinner opened an idea for Li Jie.

But now it is just an idea, he feels that he needs more thought. A multi-civilization, the earth, which is forced to find ways to have fun in various ways to anesthetize itself because of material infertility, so that it can spend its difficult years.

What kind of posture should she use to express herself in the age of the universe?

Because of material poverty, we need spiritual prosperity more and more. If you don't get along all the way, you need to think about the other way.

Our culture is changeable and sensitive, but all kinds of fierce collisions of ideas are born.

Independent individuals and whimsical crazy ideas are born in this world anytime, anywhere. It may be another force if guided.

The term power has never been used to refer to force alone!

Li Jie thought of putting down the plate of pasta here, and said to Dr. Hank: "The doctor gave me a few Yinglong Ma. I think they will need it later."

Dr. Hank pushed the black frame glasses: "Are you going to deliver it yourself?"

"Yes, because I need to confirm some things. If they are really Guardians of the Galaxy, maybe some things still need their help." Li Jie turned and left.

Looking at the back view of Li Jie turning away, the big crowds at the Illumination Club were carrying fried powder ... cough ... the plate of pasta came to the monitor. They looked at Xingjue and others who were still laughing and making fun of this meal.

"Hey ~." I don't know who sighed first. Immediately followed by "Hey ~" "Hey ~" "Hey ~"

Captain Rogers touched the silver cross on his chest and prayed inwardly: Guardians of the Galaxy, ask yourself to be blessed.