v10 Chapter 404: with full force

Durm's first sentence has already begun a mockery, and this is just the beginning. Next, he will show the world what is called "art of mockery".

"I guess the extra flesh on your neck has blocked your bowing movement, right? Does anyone want to throw shoes at me? Just like it did to the former US President [Little Undead]? Give up, You ca n’t play with your waist at all, let alone throw your shoes at me after you untie your laces! "

Dum mocked everyone with a handsome face full of firepower, and became more and more mean: "Oh yes, I think I'm wrong. Do you need to tie shoelaces? Shouldn't be used, anyway, it's all lying in bed Is n’t it right? Of course, if you have shoes, you wo n’t choose shoes with laces, will you? ”

"Should be wearing slippers and velcro-fixed shoes. Think about it, you probably can't complete the difficult task of squatting on the ground and tying shoelaces? Or you need a nanny to do this for you? You guys Does the fat man need someone to feed him too? Because he is too fat and has too much fat, so he ca n’t even touch his mouth at all? "

Dum spent all his life to mock the fat Americans. At the Venus base, the big gangsters are dumbfounded.

Captain Rogers looked at Li Jie with a tangled expression and asked, "This is what you said about the plan and tactics? Taunting the fat man? Is this bullying and discrimination?"

Li Jie thought for a while: "It shouldn't be counted, it's all acting, isn't it? And don't we offer a way out in the end?"

Professor Charles touched his bald head and asked subconsciously, "Dum's speeches are all written by him?"

"Otherwise? Did I write it?" Li Jie replied.

And Dr. Hank pushed his black-framed glasses and said, "This is not impossible."

Li Jie rolled his eyes: "Come on, how to pull hatred. Dum is definitely the originator. In the game, he is a knight who taunts his skills! Our organization really needs this one. People, I think I should formally absorb him to join the light meeting after a while. "

"Then let him ridicule us at the meeting?" Tony felt he couldn't listen to Durm's sarcasm on TV. He turned his head and said, "This kind of sarcasm is a bit too powerful. If I were a fat man, I would not be able to stand it."

As he said this, Tony turned to look at Thor, who was holding a packet of potato chips and a bottle of cola while watching TV and laughing.

He said heartlessly: "Ahaha! I never knew Dum was such an interesting person. His level of scolding was much better than Gordon Ramsay in Hell's Kitchen! If he opened a show It will definitely be able to fire. "

Li Jie has a black line: "Hell's Kitchen is a chef show, you watch Gordon swearing?"

Thor waved his hand: "Isn't Hell's Kitchen just watching him swear? Or else there is nothing to see."

Tony walked next to Thor and urged: "Don't you think Dum is also scolding you? Didn't you want to teach him a lesson?" Tony Stark is also sometimes spoiled.

However, the salty torpedo **** said nothing: "He is talking about American fat, and I am not American fat. I am Asgard's fat, not me. Anyway, I can become thin at any time." Alaska lies halfway on the sofa stool casually, stretching his belly.

"Provoking failed." Li Jie patted Tony on the shoulder and said: "After Dum has played with all the fat people in the United States, I think we need the CEO of Sugon Technology to turn the tide. You have to give those fat people who lose their hope of life. A dawn of hope. "

Tony Teeth: "I know this is part of the plan, but is it really okay to intervene immediately?"

"Why isn't it good? Playing with iron and taking advantage of heat." Li Jie was a little puzzled.

However, Captain America Rogers helped him solve his doubts: "Because our Tony is afraid that he will have another title, such as [Obese Saviour] or something."

"This nickname is good!" Li Jie said with a slap in excitement: "There is no title better than this now. Dr. Hank, let's go first. Let's go to study and wait for a while before Dum speaks After the start of a wave of Internet naval offensives, I took the title of "Obese Saviour" and made waves across the entire network. I already had a good idea, centered on Tony Stark and Sugon Technology, and let them Make a strong appearance as a savior. In this way, we can better improve our plan, you listen to me ... "

Dr. Li took Dr. Hank out of the conference room first, and they went to formulate a subsequent serial propaganda plan.

Tony Stark looked at the two leaving with a slightly open mouth, then turned to look at Captain Rogers: "Captain!" Tony's voice was a little angry.

Rogers was helpless: "That, what, I just said it casually. I really can't guess that this will inspire him."

Thor smiled indifferently: "Ha ha ha ha! In the future, Dum can become a [fat predator] and then Tony Stark is [fat savior] ha ha ha!"

Tony glared at Thor angrily and growled: "Shut up! Asgard's fat man!"

Thor glanced at Tony and then shouted, "Hammer!"

A battle between Thor and Iron Man is on the verge.

The picture returns to the United States.

Dum ’s ridiculous ridicule continues madly: “Yes, you said I was bullied by the campus, and then I ’m going to get revenge now? Okay, then I ’ll get revenge now. America, the largest fat cell on earth . I do n’t know why you bothered to get oil fields in the Middle East? "

"Don't you know? You have inexhaustible fat on your body. So many people died and so much money was wasted for the oil. Why not just take oil from these fat people? Anyway, yours It ’s too much fat! In the end, it ’s useless except for the accident of burning more violently when sending it to cremation. "

The President of the White House opened his mouth wide while looking down at the flesh on his stomach. He was a little overweight, and Durm's irony was a knife in his heart.

In an instant, the thought of His Excellency the President was to start the war against Latvia, and to kill Dum.

The scene at the National Cyber ​​Security Center can no longer be controlled.

The director of the security center shouted: "Calm down! Calm down!" But the fart is useless, and the scene has become furious.

"TMD! Dare to say that, and still invaded our network and hijacked the national public network to say this! Unbearable! I want to counterattack Latvia's network, who is with me?"

"I!" "I go!" "Count me!"

Don't blame this group of programmers for being so excited because of professional relations. Many security center programmers have to face the computer for eight to ten hours every day. Sitting on a chair for a long time can not move, plus many people are not very healthy eating. Therefore, half of the programmers of the Cyber ​​Security Center are overweight, and at least one-fifth of the people can be counted as fat.

Durm's sarcasm ignited the flame of hatred in their hearts. For years, no one had ever dared to ridicule fat men in this way. Does this guy want to die!

Especially, he hijacked the public network, and now everyone is still helpless with him, no matter where he goes to see that channel is the figure of Dum ~ www.novelhall.com ~ Just because everyone is in a passion to counterattack Latvia When the news came: "FXXK! Latvia actually pulled the network cable!"

Okay, what can you do if you unplug the network cable?

"Go to the White House Petition Wall to petition and let our army teach Dum!" "Go with the same!" Well, programmers have found another way to vent.

In Times Square, William is trying to keep his passengers in the back row calm: "Mr. Calm down, calm down! This is my taxi. I will call the police if you break anything."

The 350-pound strong man in the back row pointed angrily out of the car: "You see what the police are doing?"

Thirty meters away, two New York police officers on patrol dropped their donuts and cappuccino angrily. Well, these are also two policemen who are seriously overweight. Fat police are common in the United States, especially when police generally eat free doughnuts.

Dum's speech continued.

"Don't you stupid pigs like to watch that documentary? Don't you think I'm ugly? Isn't someone deriding me online for being bullied?" Durm said arrogantly.

"Look at your pig eyes now and see who is Loser! Yes, my face is restored. Not like the fat on you can never be reduced. I am a winner, you are all losers. Look Who will be the target of bullying in the future! "

"Have you watched the live broadcast of President Tuvalu? Yes, they have studied a great gene that can lose weight. Latvia will introduce it and give it to my allies. We will eliminate all Of obesity and excess fat. "

Here Dum said disdainfully: "But you? Ha ha, hold your fat for a lifetime. Ha ha ha ha ha!"