v11 Chapter 251： I really didn't start

Thor was a bit unhappy after being brought to the world by Li Jie in 2100. It's not that he didn't want to help fight and save the world. In fact, Thor is still willing to fight outside the main world to vent his anger.

In fact, Thor has also accumulated a lot of pressure recently. The pressure mainly comes from the matter of ‘many girlfriends’. It really made him feel Alexander. Li Jie once asked Thor, is it possible for Asgard to marry more wives? For example, three wives and four concubines.

Thor once said righteously: "We Asgard are not allowed to marry seven wives!"

After hearing this, Li Jie chuckled: "So you might as well be Wei Xiaobao."

"Who is Wei Xiaobao?" Thor was a little embarrassed.

"A superhero who haunted China in the early years has seven wives. And he is still mediocre. I don't want you to be so useless. I can't even get a few girlfriends." Li Jie said quite ironically .

And Thor is not willing to counterattack: "You are as good as you say. If you have the ability, bring the mutant female president back together! Do you think I am blind? I can see that the name is Kai. Di's young and beautiful female mutant has a good impression on you. Try Helan and say you need both. I will see if you can live to see the sun at twelve noon tomorrow! "

Li Jie: ... this XXX! When did even the creatures such as Fatto quarrel so much, cursing people for short!

So Thor ’s pressure is real, he needs to solve the problems of Jane Foster and Christine. In fact, for these two women, he is really a bit difficult to choose. To be honest, he likes both. But he couldn't shout out "I want it all".

Because these two are independent women, it is impossible to say anything about sharing a husband. And Thor can't force it. As for the goddess Shiv, Thor is more of an ordinary friend and a trusted comrade in arms. The two were really too familiar and grew up. Thor really didn't call Schiff. Even if Odin designated her as his wife, Thor still had no feeling. This matter cannot be forced.

The Storm Girl's words are even more troublesome. It's not at all caused by myself, I have been hiding from her. Even if she refused it explicitly, it would be useless, she would still post it, which is really a headache! Thor is one big and four big.

In fact, Thor was younger (Although Thor was n’t too long as an adult according to Asgard ’s age, but he was hundreds of years old by human age), he had many women. At that time, Thor didn't understand what it means to respect women. At that time, he really didn't care about ‘human’ deities, and now Thor God is two kinds of creatures.

Go to any country that believes in Asgard (not only the earth, but also many alien planets), as long as he ticks his finger, there will be a bunch of female mortals and him. And women who can serve Thor will therefore rise in the local position, and if they can conceive a child (regardless of whether it is true or false), they will be regarded as **** sons, known as demigods.

For this reason, Luo Ji didn't know how many times she had quarreled with the childcare.

"You can't control your lower body ?!" When Luo Ji found that she and her brother were going down together every time, after her brother's dormitory, there would always be a variety of unknown women, she was very angry every time: " You are the **** of Asgard, can you not be like a estrus male dog! "

"And do you know if you leave a heir to these women, it will be Asgard's biggest scandal!"

But Thor at the time waved his hands carelessly: "You know, if I don't want to. These mortal women cannot give birth to my heirs. Even the so-called demigods are impossible. There is a way, and I am not the wild dog that Zeus has planted everywhere. Speaking of it, did I slaughter a demigod known as the illegitimate son of Zeus twenty years ago? Well, that guy is really better than his father Bastard, relying on the identity and ability of the demigod to rob the women and build palace gods. "

"Speaking of this, I should kill this little wild dog for the sake of killing the people. In fact, this deed can be carved on my monument forest to let the minstrel sing." Thor at the time was indeed a bastard, but because he was handsome And it is Thor, so there are always mortal women beside him, and even some weak goddesses of the kingdom of God are also very enamored of him.

"Do you think you're better than Zeus' old wild dog? Where did you go ?!" Luo Ji dissatisfied Thor opened the quilt, and then said with disgust: "Why not wear pants ?!"

Thor snatched the quilt over to cover himself. He was dissatisfied with being seen by his sister and said dissatisfiedly: "Nonsense! Why wear pants when sleeping!"

"Okay, don't you know. Those women who have slept with you, like the five who just went out. There must be one or two of them claiming to be pregnant with your child. Even if it's not yours, they will go again Find another man to have a baby, and put it on your head. Then he will be regarded as a demigod, the Son of God! "Luo Ji said with words, and threw Thor's shoulder and arm with the scabbard of his real sword: "Do you know how troublesome this is!"

The crackling sound sounded painful, and Luo Ji was really hitting hard. Thor's muscular muscles (which are now generally invisible and hidden under the subcutaneous fat) all showed mild bleeding and bruising.

"Hey, hey! I said, don't fight! You're so hard! This is not a joke! And this is also a reward for these women. Stop and stop! Really hurt!" Thor at the time had not yet Raising the Thor's hammer, he didn't even have an artifact. Unless it is a full-scale battle, otherwise it is basically impossible to avoid the attack of Luo Ji wearing a five-god costume without injury. (Note: Full-powered fighting and discussion are two different things. Thor at the time did not understand what it means to stay in the hands and stay in the hands. Every fight is always a death or injury.)

"Deserve it! Because every time I need to help you clean up the mess ~ www.novelhall.com ~ Do you know every time you go to the planet, I want to find all kinds of women who have slept with you!" Luo Ji said The words beat harder.

"Gosh! You should kill them all!" Thor forgot to cry for a while.

"XXX! I'm threatening them not to talk nonsense, don't just find a man and have a baby and press it on your head!" Luo Ji twitched Thor (Tor: Ao Ao Ao! Pain! You first let I put on my clothes, you ca n’t avoid me like this, it ’s not fair!) While answering: "In order not to let Asgard ’s great prince leave a bad reputation, and all kinds of so-called" illegitimate children ", I have to work hard Wipe your **** behind the broken things that helped you. "

"Do you know what you're doing can easily bring Asgard to all kinds of scandals!" Luo Ji finally slammed Thor's face with the scabbard, and Thor's face was hot and painful.

Originally Thor was quite hot, but thinking about Luo Ji was quite intolerant to do these things, so he could only grunt in the end: "Well, I know. But can't you hit your face next time? I look good If such a handsome face is broken, it is really a pity. "

Locke, holding the real sword, could not hide her inner thoughts. Although she just turned her back and glared at Thor, Thor still still remembers that Luo Ji's murderousness at that time, and the sentence that scared her that she would not dare to find a female mortal for another year: "And next time ! "

Even today, Thor feels that he has become very good. After knowing how to respect women and knowing that they are neither men's playthings nor god's playthings. But occasionally Thor would also shudder inexplicably.

And now, his fat body is being crushed by a young and beautiful woman, Thor said heartily: "This time it's really not my hands!"