v11 Chapter 336： The plight of the Skuru

"Earth, I'm finally back again!" Count Skuru Massa looked gratefully at the approaching solar system. He had missed this magical place all the time since he left Earth so much time. Although the Skuru's expeditionary army was defeated. Oh, no, it should be said that the Qitarui mercenaries hired by Skuru were defeated.

Although the war was defeated, Messiah was not sad at all, but in the end he was quite happy. Because the people of the earth gave him the extraordinary entertainment equipment and various entertainment methods. It must be said that these entertainment methods profoundly changed the poor spiritual life of Massana.

Those well-made and imaginative movies made him amazed. The lives of the Skuru people are too serious, so serious that entertainment is extremely scarce. There is a saying on the earth [material poverty can be tolerated, spiritual poverty will make people radically destroyed]. This is a bit absolute, but it also makes sense.

Because when the spiritual life is extremely scarce and there is no room for fun or even escape, then the burden of life is enough to destroy people. Although the life of the Skuru people is very good, there is no such thing as lack of food and clothing. But because of the lack of spiritual entertainment, there are many mental disorders in the Skuru people. Messiah is one of them. His biggest recreational activity is to imprison backward civilizations, and then play the role of god.

This is really a very fun way of entertainment, but Messiah used to enjoy it. It was only after he arrived on Earth that Earth ’s entertainment activities changed him, slowly making him normal.

Although the war was defeated, Messiah thought the result was good. Because this way the earth is protected from the flames of war, and I have the opportunity to understand this fascinating culture. I am really obsessed with the culture of the earth, and I like it very much. Even after the people of the earth (that is, the big brothers of the Illuminati) extended their hand of friendship, they also felt that the Skuru people should actually reconcile with the people of the earth.

Originally! Everyone on earth (Li Jie) said: "All this is a misunderstanding. We don't want to eat your compatriots at all. We can explain this matter." So Li Jie made the Skuru into a cow. Some relatively 'simple' processing. The main purpose is to explain that all of these are accidents. You see that your partner turned into a cow because of the unfamiliar culture on the earth, and then was slaughtered as beef. All this really can't blame us.

In addition, Li Jie and others constantly show the Skulu people the beauty of depicting the earth, which makes the Skululs, such as the Messiah, slowly recognize this. After all, the enemies should be settled, not to mention the end. Besides, why is it that the culture of the earth is so fascinating and killing them? Is it good for everyone to sing and dance together and watch movies?

After the education (brainwashing) of Li Jie and others, Messiah and others embarked on a journey back to Planet Skuru. They went with a fleet when they went, and when they came back, they brought a lot of earth "trophy". Including a variety of entertainment products and the food of the earth, as well as many of the earth's crops (after Dr. Hank's improvement is easier to get fat and lazy). Many crew members have been trained by the earth and learned to make all kinds of earth food.

Including: fried chicken, roast duck, french fries, fried tempura, fried crispy meat, fried oil dumplings, frosting fritters, fat boy happy series and so on. Messiah felt that he had returned home in full load. Although he failed to act on the earth, he obtained another treasure. You can certainly get forgiveness from Emperor Skuru and even get a reward!

When the Messiah embarked on a journey back with confidence, in fact, the Skuru civilization was undergoing a serious discussion.

Emperor Skuru was forced to summon his generals who guarded the four star regions to discuss countermeasures. Because the overlord of the centaur galaxy is the leader of almost all cosmic pirates, the civil conquest and destroyer Thanos Thanos sent an ultimatum, demanding that the Skuru pay the final commission for the hire of the Zitari.

Emperor Skuru replied: "The Zitari will naturally pay after completing the task."

But the Bully directly replied: "Regardless of whether the Qitarui have successfully completed the task, the commission they promised to serve must be given! If you don't give me, come over and get it yourself!"

This is a naked robbery. How can it be that employers have to pay for mercenaries who cannot complete their tasks? Of course, you have to complete the task to give money! Otherwise, everyone will take the task in the name of mercenary, and then take the commission to not complete the task, it is not a mess.

Moreover, the words of the Hegemony also shocked the Emperor Skuru XI of Skuru: "Is it that the battle of Zitari has failed, so the Hegemony must rush to get a commission?" Because Skuru XI Shi knows that the big boss behind the Chitarui is actually a bully. If it were not for the tyrants to support the Chitarians, this group of cosmic locusts would have been united and destroyed by the civilizations of other galaxies. Everyone hates this cosmic locust.

Thanos did not give Skuru XI more opportunities to choose, either to provide a resource planet, or wait for me to get it.

Because this time the Qitarui people annihilated the whole army ~ www.novelhall.com ~ The loss of the tyrant is also great. He needs to use the Skuru resource planet to make up for his shortfall. Why not go to the earth to make up for your losses? Of course it is because the earth is too far away, and there are no resources. I was born in the solar system but I know all this. Yes, I just consider this from an economic point of view, not at all because of the cute little purple skin!

So Emperor Skuru XI stood in his huge and magnificent conference room. He paced back and forth and said uncomfortably to his generals: "What do you think? Do we need to destroy these resource planets?" ? "

The general of the commander-in-chief said almost, without thinking, "Impossible! The Skuru civilization has never been so angry, and the saying of the hegemony can only prove that the Chitarians have failed. We cannot be a group of failed The mercenary pays the mercenary fee. Even we should recover our losses, but we paid the upfront cost. Thanos should compensate us twice! "

"If we just flinched because of a warning from the tyrants, how should our civilization handle itself? Will the cats and dogs yell at us in the future and we will all lose money to them ?!" Words of seeking a country. But if you do n’t give it, do you really want to fight the bully?