Chapter 487: A Cough of Blood
“Perfect timing.” Pi Li Dance Hero looked at the army below them and said this.
“The Poker, be careful.” The Tap Monster shouted behind him.
“Okay!” Feng Bujue shouted back but he was thinking, [Hmm... I’m being underestimated... honestly, I have confidence in myself. If I’m willing, with a Rankyaku Ran before landing, it should be enough to cause a huge damage, even if these robots’ defence is high, they wouldn’t escape unscathed...] His thought was interrupted because...
[OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~]
[U_cant_touch_this]
A familiar song suddenly rang in his ears. It was not only sing, it included rhythm, tempo and even back up singing... the origin of the song was unknown but everyone present heard it. Then Pi Li Dance Hero stepped on the head of a T-rex robot. The next second the large robot exploded and collapsed, the smaller robots nearby were destroyed from the explosion. In the explosion, Pi Li Dance Hero flipped several times in the air before assuming a perfect landing. A man never looked at the explosion he caused so after he landed, Pi Li Dance Hero never did turn around. With the song, you can’t touch this continuing, he started to danger...
The song was as much of a banger as Gangnam Style and it had more difficult and flashy choreography. It had many spinning and leaping moves. With Pi Li Dance Hero’s performance, it added many new elements like...’the puppet style’, ‘moonwalk’, ‘sidestep’ and many breaking moves....
Every dance move by the superhero radiated tons of energy. With the beat of the music, they unleashed invisible shockwaves... The robot army collapsed like cut wheat in the powerful beat, they didn’t stand a chance...
[what the...] Feng Bujue’s mouth was hanging open just standing there and watch. He thought. [In that case... just find a few brownies to come and organize a dance, the whole galaxy will be safe...]
The Tap Monster stood next to Brother Jue with his arms crossed before his chest. Tapping his feet to the beat, he mumbled, “Looks like there is no need for me at all.”
...
“Ah... Ya...” Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong was confused. The force that hit his ankle wasn’t hard but he couldn’t control himself from falling, facefirst to the ground. That was not yet over... As Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong fell, a cleaver stabbed into the back of his head. The armor that he said could defend against nuclear missile was spliced open like tofu...
Body Enhancement Spell- Enhanced, then Under-the-Belt Shin Kick, finally Defence-Break Cleaver... this combo was already formulated when Feng Bujue obtained this perfect quality weapon, this high defence enemy was the perfect chance to try it out. The poor Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong Marshall. Before he could do anything, he died due to underestimation of his energy.
“What!” Seeing this, General Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo gasped in shock. Even Pi Li Dance Hero and Tap Monster were surprised.
“Hmph... so weak.” Brother Jue pulled the cleaver out and flung away the brain matter and blood. “But...” he turned around to look at Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo and smiled wickedly. “You should be happy. Now no one is going to fight for the placement of the real great, evil, invincible Professor Sui Sui Sui Sui’s best warrior with you anymore.”
Brother Jue’s smile... was 10 times scarier than this bunch of funny villains. Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo met his eyes and then his expression shifted and he turned to run. Without leaving behind something like ‘I’ll be back’, he fled the scene. Actually he did need to run... The situation happened because Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong was too careless. If he was more careful and avoid the kick to his shin or twist his body during the fall, then the combo would be neutralized. Unfortunately... Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo’s bravery was shattered, he lost his will to fight much less figure out any tactical response.
“Oh... Sorry...” Feng Bujue put away the cleaver and walked back to his partners. “There is an important question that I forgot to ask...” he paused. “Does our league... allow superhero to kill?”
“Erm...” Pi Li Dance Hero was recovering from shock. He replied numbly. “normally we don’t suggest killing... we try to send the villains to court. But... for case above Grade C, exceptions can be made...”
“Okay, I will pay attention in the future.” Feng Bujue replied calmly. He used action to show that... what was a ruthless killer.
“Wow!” It took Tap Monster longer to react. Now he shouted. “The Poker, you’re so powerful?”
“no, no... you two are more powerful...” brother Jue replied. He was telling the truth. In terms of actual fight, these two definitely would steamroll over him, but if you factor in cunningness, then Brother Jue could easily take them down.
“Hmm... With your fighting prowess and super intellect...” Pi Li Dance Hero said, “The Poker, perhaps you have the chance to join USL’s highest committee.”
“Is... is that so...” Feng Bujue laughed drily and thought [That just sounds like trouble to me...]
“In any case... we better focus on the issue at hand for now.” Brother Jue changed the subject.