The more she thought about it, the more she felt wronged and sad.
When they were together, Hou Xiaofeng's dead monkey didn't know what romance was. He could count the times of sending flowers to her with five fingers.
That's good. She just said she wanted to break up with him, so he bought such a big bunch of flowers for others!
"Hey, he Xiaojie! Are you a woman with a pit in her head?" Hou Xiaofeng was so angry that he picked up the bouquet of roses from the ground, patted the dust and handed it to her, "I originally bought this bouquet of flowers for you. Where did I get any other women!"
"What, is it for me?" He Xiaojie stared blankly at the bunch of flowers in front of her and didn't reach out for it for a long time.
"Take it!" Hou Xiaofeng shoved the flowers into her arms unhappily and snorted coldly, "don't spend a gentleman's stomach with a villain's heart! You go out to hook up with a man as soon as you break up, but you!"
"You're a villain! That's my job!" He Xiaojie looked at the flowers in her hand. Although her mouth was still fierce, her heart was still soft.
"So you have nothing to do with him?" Hou Xiaofeng's voice softened a little when he heard this sentence, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help rising. "Look at your jealous look just now, and you said you were going to break up with me? In fact, you still like me very much and can't let me go?"
As he spoke, he farted and lifted his bangs, posing a narcissistic pose and leaning on the door.
"What nonsense!" He Xiaojie snorted coldly and turned her head. "Are you going to drive? How long are you going to stand here?"
"Drive?" Hou Xiaofeng repeated these two words meaningfully, and his ambiguous eyes fell on he Xiaojie's chubby face. "So you're thinking about this, okay! I'll try to satisfy you."
Fortunately, he rested for a few days and his waist recovered. Tonight, should we be able to fight another 300 rounds?
But before that, he has to deal with one thing first! That is
Along the way, he Xiaojie looked at Hou Xiaofeng's driving direction and couldn't help wondering.
He even picked a remote place to drive, and the population along the way became more and more scarce and scarce
"Hello, Hou Xiaofeng! Where the hell are you taking me?" She finally couldn't help asking.
Even if you want to "drive", you shouldn't come to such a place? Is it... Going to Ye war?
"You'll know in a minute." Hou Xiaofeng took a deep look at the rearview mirror, and a mysterious smile hung around his mouth.
"You'd better not play tricks on me!" After he Xiaojie threatened, she fell asleep against the back seat.
When she woke up, she found that Hou Xiaofeng drove to the river and rolled down the window.
The roaring river wind poured in from the window, disordered her hair and made the wrapping paper on the roses crackle.
"Xiaojie, are you awake?" Hou Xiaofeng looked slightly sideways from the front seat, hooked the corners of his mouth and handed her a paper towel, "can you wipe the saliva first?"
For a while, he will do the most romantic thing in his life!
The woman slept with cushion marks all over her face. She didn't say it and drooled. Is that really good?
He Xiaojie just woke up. The whole person was still in a trance, so she wiped her saliva cooperatively: "where is this? What are we doing here?"
"Guess?" Hou Xiaofeng winked at her mysteriously, pushed open the door and got out of the car.
He went around to open the door for her and untied her seat belt: "actually, I just want to blow the wind with you."