Chapter 142： Bored after marriage

Fang Chaozhou felt it was time to kill Du Yunxi.

"Second brother, calm down! Calm down!" Du Yunxi tried to stop the hand that was going to reach his neck. He hadn't seen Fang Chaozhou for more than ten days since the last couple meeting. It was hard to see once. , The other party came over and choked him.

Since Shizu's ascension, their sect is very busy now. Although the ascension of Master Master made their Tianshui Sect's reputation to a higher level, it also caused many interested people to start to move around in an attempt to shake the Tianshui Sect's position as the number one in the world.

Even some small thieves wanted to "touch" the Heavenly Water School, but they all failed without exception.

"I can't calm down." Fang Chaozhou put the pill "medicine" in the sleeves on the side table again, "What kind of "medicine" do you break the pill, you can see results in a few days, how effective?"

He is still a bald chicken.

Fang Chaozhou didn't want to recall Xue Danrong's expression when he discovered his secrets. It was too embarrassing. Thinking of this, Fang Chao Zhou's anger grew from his heart to the guts, and he stretched out his claws to Du Yunxi again, trying to choke this deception alchemy master.

What **** was originally the master of alchemy, he shouldn't have agreed to help Du Yunxi try the "medicine" of the pill.

What if his chicken coop never comes back?

Xue Danrong must be laughed at for a lifetime.

"Why didn't it work?" Du Yunxi looked at Fang Chaozhou, "Second brother, didn't you notice that your hair grew a lot?"

"Head...hair?" Fang Chaozhou paused, he later realized that he looked at the pill "medicine" on the table, "You said this is with long hair?"

"Yeah, Brother Er, aren't you looking for the pill "medicine" for me to grow hair?" Du Yunxi asked innocently.

Fang Chaozhou's anger was frozen on his face.

No wonder he said how crazy his hair grows these days, so that he thinks it is long and cut it.

*

"Why don't you look unhappy?"

As the low voice sounded, Fang Chaozhou felt someone hugging him from behind. He doesn't need to look back to know who it is. He continued to prop his chin with his hands, "Not unhappy."

As soon as the words fell, his face was gently twisted, facing a pair of phoenix eyes.

Xue Danrong grew up from a young man to a young man. Without the childishness of a young man, his facial features were more open than before, just like a peony in bud that grows to a flourishing age.

Beautiful slender fingers gently stroked his face, "I haven't said yet. I didn't mean to go to the fifth brother this morning. What's wrong? He bullied you?"

Xue Danrong sat down beside him.

Fang "Chao" Zhou shook his head, "He didn't bully me, he was about to **** me to death, you don't know him..." He paused after half-talking, and let Xue Danrong not come back. , It's embarrassing enough, it's even more embarrassing to say it yourself.

As he was thinking about something, Fang Chao Zhou suddenly felt an extra hand on his waist.

He became vigilant, looked at Xue Danrong suspiciously, and immediately patted the hands on his waist and face, "Don't move'chaos', you promised me to give me a holiday, don't you want to regret it?"

Xue Danrong looked complacent, "I promised my brother, naturally, I won't regret it." He was silent for a while, and said, "But the brother also promised me one thing."

Fang Chaozhou relaxed after receiving the first sentence of Xue Danrong, but when he heard the latter sentence, he became alert again.

Didn’t it mean that men generally don’t remember what they said in bed? Why does Xue Danrong remember so clearly?

In the first two days, in order to stop Xue Danrong, he agreed to play the role of "Sex".

In fact, Fang Chaozhou didn't intend to say this at the beginning, but he put forward a lot of other conditions, Xue Danrong would not stop, he really couldn't stand it, and finally the inspiration flashed, and he offered to play the role.

At that time, Xue Danrong was obviously taken aback, and then asked him what role was to play.

"That is, we pretend to be other people, for example, I pretend to be the uncle, you pretend to be my concubine, and for example I pretend to be a scholar, you pretend to be a mountain spirit monster, or even more exciting, I am the master, you are my wife’s dowry Maid, do some bad things in a place like rockery."

Fang Chaozhou explained this way.

He stopped for Xue Danrong at the time and dared to agree to any request, but now that he got out of bed, it was different.

What the man said on the bed could not be taken seriously.

Fang Chaozhou replied, Xue Danrong raised his eyebrows slightly, and the expression on Li Li's face remained unchanged, "If this is the case, then I can't take it seriously."

Fang "Chao" boat: "..."

He patted the hand on his waist again, "Really, seriously, it's not just a role playing, playing with you."

But what to play is a learning.

Fang Chao Zhou felt that since he was ready to play, he had to play it seriously and not perfunctory. Of course, he would play this time in his life. He drew up several plans and wrote them on paper for Xue Dan to choose.

But after reading the paper, Xue Danrong had a "confused" color on his face, and he said for a long time: "Brother, I can't choose."

"It's useless, I'll come." Fang'Chao' Zhou leaned forward, but he wrote all of this, and he couldn't choose it. In the end, there was no way, to use the dirt method of lottery.

Because it was all written by Fang Chaozhou, Xue Danrong took the lottery.

Xue Danrong didn't choose much, so he took one and handed it to Fang Chaozhou. Fang Chaozhou took a look at it, and it turned out that it was the master and dowry maid whom he casually said on the bed.

This is the only one who needs women's clothing. He just added it in order to make up ten.

"The maid... the maid wants to wear women's clothing, I should write it as a little servant, let's just be a little servant." Fang Chaozhou said.

But Xue Danrong gently shook his head, "Brother, what you get should be what you get."

"Who will come for the women's clothing?" Fang Chao Zhou looked at Xue Danrong.

At dusk the next day.

Day rain pond rockery.

"Xiao Dan'er, I want to die, tell him, has the evil lady bullied you recently?"

Fang "Chao" Zhou said "Sao" while blocking people by the wall. The folding fan in his hand kept shaking, and he looked at the big beauty in front of him jokingly.

Fang "Chao" Zhou relied on his "kinky" power to say that Xue Danrong's role was chosen by Xue Danrong. It was up to him to play the role of the master and the dowry maid. So Xue Danrong is now acting as a maid.

Although Xue Danrong is tall now, it is a bit strange to put on the clothes of a maid, but his face is beautiful enough to hide the unsuitability of his figure.

Today, the role of their "rice" is really real, they are not allowed to cast spells, they are not allowed to use spiritual power, and they completely regard themselves as ordinary people.

Fang Chao Zhou thought of this, using a folding fan to gently lift Xue Danrong's chin, "Little Dan'er, why don't you speak?"

He raised the face of the person, and his heart beat quickly for a moment.

The evening light was soft, slowly shining in through the tender green branches hanging down from the entrance of the rockery. Xue Danrong's face was hidden in the half-dark light, and the thick and long phoenix eyes were as beautiful as a lake, deep and quiet.

Xue Danrong dressed up as a woman, with misty temples and clouds, icy muscles and bones, is extremely beautiful.

Fang "Chao" Zhou pursed his lips, and deceived his body more and more, "Why are you still not talking? Did the evil lady hit you? Let the master see where he was hurt?"

While he was talking, he did not hold the fan, and learned the good "sex" master written in the script, and stroked Xue Danrong's waist.

To dress up the master, Fang Chaozhou deliberately stuck a fake beard on his face.

Xue Danrong's long eyelashes dropped, his eyes seemed to flash, but he still learned what Fang Chaozhou had taught before, and said: "Master, don't be like this, you will be discovered by his wife."

"Don't be afraid, if you don't tell me, how can the evil lady know?" Fang "Chao" Zhou deliberately took a breath, "What kind of incense does Xiao Daner use today? It's the fragrant master."

Xue Danrong reached out his hand against Fang Chaozhou's shoulder, "Not incense."

"That's Xiao Dan'er's body scent, let the master kiss me soon." Fang's Chao Zhou walked along, the first kiss was about to fall on Xue Danrong's cheek, but he hadn't kissed it yet, and it was on his shoulder. The upper hand becomes grasping.

I saw a flower in front of me, and the person pressed on the wall became a Fang "chao" boat.

Although Fang Chaozhou froze for a moment, he quickly reacted, with a smirk on his face again, and continued to act: "Xiao Dan'er is in a hurry? Don't worry, the master will give it to you, and he will give it to you. "

Xue Danrong approached slightly, his nose filled with Leng Xiang, "Master, really?"

"Of course." Fang "Chao" Zhou said casually, "As long as Xiao Dan'er takes a few sips from the master."

Today, the play he made up is to kiss a few, and then pretend to be a wife and come over to catch the "traitor". The two of them are separated.

"Okay." In the rockery, Xue Danrong's voice was extremely low.

Fang Chao Zhou looked at the other person approaching, and softly kissed him on the cheek, his eyes bend, "Just one shot is not enough."

Xue Danrong did not speak, and the next kiss fell on his lips, and then gradually went down.

When he got to the Adam's apple, Fang Chaozhou suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Which maid kissed and "licked" and bit the master's apple?

"Little Dan'er, don't kiss that place." Fang Chaozhou tried to stop it.

Xue Danrong heard the words, slightly let go of the poor Adam's apple, and looked up at Fang Chaozhou, which was a little bit because of being dressed up as a woman, and this look was inexplicably flattering.

Fang Chaozhou met those eyes and wanted to say something, but it was too late.

*

The sky dimmed inch by inch, the Ye Mingzhu lamp was hung on the stone wall, and people's eyes were dazzled by the white snow in the cave.

Finally, when the voice was over, Fang Chaozhou’s clothes rotted completely early. Xue Danrong’s clothes were upside down. Although he was dressed as a woman's dress, he also wore pants under the woman's dress.

At this time, he was "naked" with his upper body, wearing pants, and glanced at Fang's Chaozhou's improper clothes, then kicked it away with his foot, took his still intact women's clothing, and put on Fang's Chaozhou. .

Where did Fang Chaozhou have the strength to refuse, he could only rely on the other party to let Xue Danrong wrap him up casually.

He just wanted to quickly take a hot bath and lie down on the bed to sleep well. But after putting on his clothes, he found that Xue Danrong hadn't taken his next move. He couldn't help but raised his head tiredly and looked at him. The long hair on his shoulders slipped off his chest because of the action of raising his head.

The fake beard on Fang Chaozhou's face has long been missing.

It looks good if you don’t look at it. Fang Chaozhou was taken aback when he saw it. He quickly reached out his hand to cover Xue Danrong’s eyes, and said nervously, “Don’t watch!”

But as before, it was too late.

Now Fang Chaozhou has taken Du Yunxi’s few bottles of pill "medicine", not to mention his skin is white, he has no "hair" on his body, and the two legs under the skirt are slightly curled up. If you don’t look carefully, you think It's two pieces of lotus root, or the kind with a gorgeous fragrance.

*

The sound rang again, Fang Chaozhou was angry and annoyed, biting Xue Danrong's shoulder bitterly, then let go, and continued to play the role of the master. "Little Dan'er can really serve people, worse than me. The mother-in-law is much better."

I won't play any role role again next time!

Fortunately, he had the name of foresight. During this time, he still let the brown horse chicken live in Huali Mountain, otherwise the brown horse chicken would see it, and the two birds would imitate it again.

After Zhong Li soared over the water, the gold-winged bird remained in Huali Mountain. Fang Chaozhou also knew why the brown horse chicken had stayed in Huali Mountain. It was frightened and fainted by Tubai, and then the golden-winged bird ran out and told him that the brown horse chicken was not going away.

For this reason, the brown horse chicken beat the golden-winged bird many times, but the golden-winged bird just didn't take it down. The brown horse chicken did not dare to fly down, and could only stay at Huali Mountain until the golden-winged bird told it to "chao" The brown horse chicken finally mustered up the courage to fly down when the boat was about to form a couple.

The brown horse chicken said to Chao Zhou, "I will never forgive that stupid bird."

Fang Chaozhou nodded, and because of Zhong Li's leaping over the water, the thunder catastrophe was so powerful, he soon saw the brown horse chicken hiding under the wings of the golden-winged bird coming from behind.

Um, the bird can't help but dad, nothing more.

*

After the role of "Less" here, Fang "Chao" Zhou couldn't help but go over Xue Danrong's bookcase. He wanted to know how this guy is making such rapid progress now. It was obviously very young a few times before, is it hiding from him? Seeing something you shouldn't.

And this time, he turned to a very familiar script.

The content is familiar, and the handwriting is also familiar.

This...this is the second fan story he wrote...

In addition, Fang Chaozhou found that the "Li Zhu" on it had all been changed to "Xue Danrong."

Fang "Chao" boat: "..."

This little pervert.