Chapter 843

Du Zhi laughs.

When they were young, they mixed oil with honey.

But soon after, when a eunuch was pouring tea for Du Zhi, he slipped his hand and splashed the tea on Du Zhi's clothes.

"Sage, calm down!" The little eunuch was in a panic, and he was in a hurry to wipe water for Du Zhi.

Can be rubbed to change the taste, because the location of water stains happened to be in the unspeakable position.

Du Zhi's face turned black.

Kneeling on the ground, the eunuch rubbed the water slowly and looked up at the emperor in shame.

Du Zhi was furious and kicked over the eunuch with one foot. He said in a cold voice: "drag down the eunuch and kill it!"

The little eunuch's face changed greatly, and he could not help kowtowing and said: "saint, please forgive me!! Saint, spare your life!! I'm Mr. Li San from the family of the housekeeper of the Ministry of household affairs

Du Zhi corner of the mouth a draw, depressed way: "who are you?"

"Little eunuch" knelt on the ground and did not dare to get up, climbed to the feet of the emperor, raised a beautiful green face, tearful and said: "saint, I admire you, I am sleepy and think about clothes, toss and turn, this is the courage to disguise as a little eunuch into the palace. Sage, I am infatuated with you, but I can show the sun and the moon! Do you have the heart to see such an infatuated person as me die? "

It's not human!

Du Zhi was so rude in his heart.

Seeing that his majesty did not speak any more, Li Sanlang thought that his Majesty was soft hearted. He put his paws around his legs and said to his heart, "sage, I don't want to be famous, as long as I can be by your side..."

"The Duke could not bear to kick up his goose bumps! Drag this lunatic out of here! "

"Sage!" Li Sanlang was shocked, and exclaimed, "I love you, I'm not a madman!"

A group of bodyguards soon came in and dragged Li Sanlang away, and his voice became more and more distant.

At night, when Shen Yan heard about it, he burst into laughter.

"Stop laughing!" Du Zhi was very angry, "you man, I was harassed, you can still laugh!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha..." Shen Yan was so happy that he laughed more happily. "It's not your fault that you say you like men. It's normal for people to move their minds. Wait, there will be more men to hook up with you in the future. "

Du Zhi frowned and said, "Hey! How can I find out you're always gloating? Is it a good thing that I'm being seduced? Oh, aren't you afraid I'll be taken away? "

A burst of laughter.

Shen Yan's face changed.

Du Zhi is very proud in his heart and thinks that the queen still cares about herself. But the next second, his proud face wrinkled painfully.

"Ouch..." Du Zhitong exhaled in pain.

Shen Yan grabbed the emperor's ear and said with a grim smile: "you are so fat! If you mess around, I'll break you, OK? "

His majesty, with a slight look of expectation, asked shyly, "do you want to How can you ruin me? "

Shen Yan: "I'm not sure."

What's so special? Where's the psycho?!!

Can't brain circuit be normal a little bit?!!

"Yan Yan, why don't you talk?" His majesty eagerly hooked the fingers of the empress, blushed and said, "don't you think it's easy to express it in words? Then you can explain it directly with actions - and that's OK. "

Fuck!

Shen Yan kicked his Majesty's buttocks and said: "you get out of here for me!"