"Yes." Du Zhi nodded and said, "but first, you answer me a question."
"You say, burp..." Mingyuan was not good at drinking. He drank two more tequilas tonight, and he was so drunk that he couldn't stop burping.
"What have you been up to lately?" Du Zhi asked.
Mingyuan's mind is not enough when he is drunk. He answers whatever people ask him, but he is obedient.
"Be a thug!" Mingyuan stood up from the high stool, stood on tiptoe, made two fists, and said with a bad smile, "private bodyguard, sky high price is hard to get!"
He was supposed to be handsome, but when he got drunk, he was so stupid that he looked funny.
Du Zhi didn't expect it at first, and said with a little big eyes: "are you going to be a personal bodyguard?"
"Well." Mingyuan nodded and said with a smile, "I can fight! Give full play to your strong points
Du Zhi was depressed and said, "Uncle Ming paid you a lot to learn boxing, but he didn't want you to be a bodyguard."
Mingyuan's face suddenly stinky, angrily drooping his head, said: "they are necrotic, forced me to go on a blind date, also arranged for me a whole network black little star!"
"Minggou, Wenya is not a little star." Du Zhi jokingly explained, "although she has a bad reputation, she has a high position. Last year, she swept almost half of the awards in the field of film. It's the fragrant steamed bun in the eyes of the director. "
"Why do you speak for that woman?" Mingyuan grabbed the collar of the bad friend and growled drunkenly, "did you take advantage of her?"?!! Did you betray our friendship of open crotch
Crotch pants
Such a humiliating word, please don't say it, OK?!!!
"Don't be afraid to go out!" she said!! I'm looking at you, of course
Mingyuan was full of wine and yelled: "I want revenge!"!! I want revenge! "
Du Zhizhen was really afraid of the drunkard. He helped his bad friend walk along the corridor to the hall. At the same time, he reminded him in a low voice: "keep your voice down!"!!! I'll take revenge for you! "
Mingyuan looked down at him and said, "you How can you avenge me? "
Du Zhi was very perfunctory and said, "you can't be so gentle. Go after her..."
"No!" Mingyuan was very resistant and yelled, "I don't want to chase this vicious woman!"
Du Zhi was miserable and quickly pacified: "I haven't finished my words yet!! You listen to me, you chase Wenya, and then you dump her! Can a proud woman like her bear such a blow? She must be a hundred times sadder than you are now
"Hey, hey, hey..." Mingyuan giggled, just like a silly roe deer, with a big tongue way, "yes, a deep blow to her!"!!! It's better to marry her than to dump her! "
Du Zhi was stunned and said, "minggou, are you too cruel?"
"Not hard!" Mingyuan waved his hand and said with a drunken smile, "to deal with Wenya, you have to use a more shameless way to defeat her!"!!! I want to marry her, then ravage her, and finally abandon her!! "
Du Zhi was stunned and shook his head in shock. He couldn't help sighing: "your grand wish is too Is it inhuman? "