Du Zhi can't help it. After thinking about it, he jumps out of his wife's arms and taps on the keyboard
"Ah Zhi, don't make trouble..."
As soon as the words arrived here, Shen Yan was stunned. He was shocked to see the words constantly appearing on the screen, and then glanced at the little suckling cat who kept typing words. The whole person was struck by thunder.
A Zhi in his family can type!!!
Is this the essence of the cat? But why don't you feel evil?!!
No, I shouldn't have been so surprised.
After a while, Shen Zhinian wants to send a message to ah yuan. Now, it's not unusual for a Zhi to use computer code
The thigh is patted gently by the meat pad. Shen Yan wakes up and finds the little cat looking up at him.
One person one meow, big eyes stare small eyes.
The air is eerily quiet.
What do you mean, Duba can't blink?
Du Zhi raised his paw and pointed back to the computer screen. Wife, look at the words I typed for you!
Shen Yan followed the cat's paw and saw that there were many annotations on the screen. At the bottom of the photo bar, there is a line of red font, the content is: "please change the formal photo."
In the column of internship / work experience, there are three more lines in red bold and enlarged font, the content is: "wife, work experience should be written in detail, specific to what you have done - so that HR can see your professional skills."
Shen Yan was stunned that a cat had so much wisdom that he was shocked, but he was even more shocked that the little kitten called him "wife"!
Wife?
Is that what you understand?
Does ah Zhi regard himself as his spouse?
Shen Yan felt that it was ridiculous. He held the kitten in his arms, looked into its eyes and said seriously, "ah Zhi, do you know what" wife "means?"
"Meow meow (mm-hmm, I know)," Du Zhi nodded. He deliberately called Shen Yan "wife" -- to see Shen Yan's reaction. So far, at least, it's not bad.
"Wife means spouse." Unable to laugh or cry, Shen Yan patiently explained, "I am a man, you are a cat. How can I be your spouse? Besides, we are both male. How can I be your spouse? "
"Meow, meow, meow?" "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Shen Yan doesn't know. He thinks all cats are male and female.
But in fact, in most hermaphrodites, a small group of the same sex will choose to be with the same sex. For example, in the goat group, there will be a very small number of male goats who will not look for female goats all their lives. Even when they are in estrus, they will also look for male goats to solve the problem.
"That's very stupid of you." Shen Yan is neither laughing nor crying. "Stop calling me" wife "- you can't think I'm your wife."
"Meow, meow, meow (no, you're my wife)!" Du Zhi was very happy. He was surprised to find that he really had a great advantage as a cat.
If you call Shen Yan "wife" as you are, Shen Yan will definitely feel that he is frivolous and dissolute. But now that he is a cat, Shen Yan will only think that the concept of milk cat is wrong - ha ha ha, how nice it is, so that he can shout "wife" all day long! Anyway, my wife doesn't understand. Even if I understand, my wife won't care.