Chapter 51

Shen Yi Chong endured the feeling of vomiting blood, and reached out and threw the doll in her hand into the box.

"Next week, the "stage" final is over, are you not ready?"

"I have already thought about getting the first prize and starred in the online actress?"

Yu Yaoyao immediately whipped up the gang.

"I have confidence that my beauty can control all the challenges... Husband, you are gentle on Xiaoyao No. 2, very expensive, and a lot of snacks."

Shen Yichong twitched directly at the corner of his mouth, ignoring her second half.

"Yes, that camera testified. If you don't get the first place, the rest of the snacks will be halved."

"Ah?" Yu Yaoyao was distracted.

Shen Yi Chong's lips are slightly upturned.

"If you fail, it means that your beauty is not enough for snacks. Eating too much will only make you develop in the direction of soil and fat."

"It won't be more beautiful."

Yu Yaoyao was amazed, "Don't... ah."

Shen Yichong has turned and walked out of the study room, and he has some teeth in his speech. "If you send me this gift, I will give you a gift. If you get the first place... but you can't get it, huh."

Yu Yaoyao swallowed and followed his eyes, and reached out and grabbed his clothes.

Shen Yi chong up the footsteps and felt his clothes sink.

Looking back, I looked at his filigree jade fingers and the corners of his mouth were tilted.

"Take you to eat Australian lobster, buffet."

"I don't want to eat lobsters anymore after eating them."

Yu Yaoyao opened his mouth and his eyes were straight.

Lobsters……

She has only seen it on TV and has not eaten it...

Live a long time, always want to eat big things!

"I am going to prepare!"

Yu Yaoyao jumped up!

Shen Yi Chong’s mouth bent down. “But you have to shoot Zhou’s play. The contract stipulates that the weight does not exceed 100 pounds. If it is over, there will be no more.”

Yu Yaoyao immediately nodded happily, "No!"

But when she walked out of the study and saw Shen Yichong turn into the bedroom, she quickly sneaked into the living room.

This time, it was rare to take out the snacks and steal them.

Instead, he took off his shoes silently, took off his knit jacket, and took the bathroom scale out of his heart.

"It won't be fat... In this world, there is no fat snake, not fat or fat..."

She is constantly shattering.

But standing on the scales, squinting at the face, only revealing a gap between the fingers in the eyes, secretly glanced at the electronic numbers.

She just took a breath!

The photographer's eldest brother quickly took the shot and smashed it.

The beautiful face of her collapse appeared in the close-up.

100.1... beyond 0.1!

Yu Yaoyao dumbfounded, sorrowfully walked down the scale and quickly stood up again.

"Well, this scale is broken."

"I am not fat, I really can't be fat..."

Yu Yaoyao chose to ignore this tragedy and do his heart building.

However, soon, Shen Yi Chong wet his hair, walked out of the bathroom, and soon around her back.

"It's heavy."

He glanced at it and ruthlessly said the conclusion.

Yu Yaoyao: "!"

She was busy with her small face and hurriedly touched her body.

"No……"

Shen Yi Chong’s mouth is tilted, “the scale is not bad.”

"Hey, husband," she looked up pitifully. "I am a body... I am still developing."

"My chest is big...not fat! Really! Don't believe you touch!"

Shen Yichong turned black and turned his face.

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The second issue of "My Wife" was quickly posted online.

The program team deliberately put Yu Yaoyao into the finals of the finals by Shen Yi Chong and released them.

In addition to selling the couple's cute points, they also put the "stage" of the live finals on the spot.

Many loyal CP fans of "My Wife" all read the notice and slammed the film.

There are also a lot of spoof clips on the Internet soon.

[YYY: Dad, I am wrong, don't be angry. ]

[Shen Zong: The heart that can't be finished. ]

[Little buns: I don't want to, I have to look out! ]

Yu Yaoyao’s fans can’t help but cheer for her “stage” competition.

[Looking forward to the final live broadcast! ]

[My sister Y, must be the first! Heroine! Hey, I want to see her play! ]

But under the general trend, there are always some doubts:

[The previous games were all played by the editors. Who knows if they will play tricks! ]

[She may have revealed her original form during the live broadcast! ]

[I guess, the program group has another question this time, called beauty snacks, let her get the first place properly, the default! ]

In such a mixed voice, Yu Yaoyao soon ushered in the final of the "stage."

In this game, there were 500 live audiences and three professional judges voting.

In addition, the game also conducted off-site voting statistics in the form of live broadcasts.

As early as a week ago, Shen Yichong received a live watch ticket from the program group.

He did not want to come forward and added pressure on the scene to Yu Yaoyao.

But almost every day, Shen Rui buns will ask before going to bed, "Mom, how long is the game?", "Dad, have you not lost the ticket?", "Dad, I want to wear my stool." So I can see Mommy..."

The little buns knew that they were small and could not be seen in the ordinary audience.

Even once, I had to wear my toy telescope, and I also prepared a small bag. I packed up a variety of snacks that Yuyao Yao liked in advance.

"Mummy is hungry, there is a small pudding, and a strawberry-flavored cake."

"Mummy is tired, there is a big white snake to rely on, and my father's arms."

"Mummy is thirsty, can drink my little tiger cup paper, she likes watermelon juice!!"

The little buns turned over and showed them to Dad.

Look at the face of 'Dad, you look at what is missing'.

Shen Yichong has no idea what to say.

"Dad, yes, there is a fever baby, bring it. This way, Mommy won't catch a cold!"

Shen Yichong pressed his eyebrows, "warm baby."

"Well! Dad is going to get it!" The buns are very positive.

When Shen Yichong didn't want to go to the scene, he did not say anything.

Finally, the little buns had to wear what clothes to wear that day, and they all planned.

He wants to wear the brightest red, so that Mommy can see her little baby on the stage at a glance!

Shen Yichong could not attack the enthusiasm of his son.

On the day of the game, he gave his son a kindergarten leave.

Yu Yaoyao went out at five o'clock in the morning because he had to go to makeup and draw in advance.

In order to let his son sleep for a while, Shen Yichong waited until eight o'clock before taking his son to the scene of the game.

On the way to the road, the little buns were a little nervous, pinching their own plates.

That little look is like he went to the game himself.

Shen Yi Chong can't smile and laugh. "Your mother will perform well."

Why, not let the five-year-old son worry.

But the little buns listened, and did not feel comforted, but more worried.

"Dad, if your mother doesn't get the first place, don't marry her, don't punish her."

Shen Yi Chong's temple is a daily pain.

Is the image of oneself in the heart of his son a man who abuses his mother?

He has long thought about it, even if she is not allowed to be ranked last, it does not matter.

She wants to act, he invests in a good show, let her into the group.

"Dad will not."

"As long as your mother works hard, no matter what position, Dad will not marry her."

Shen Yi Chong answered his son with sincerity.

Shen Rui's little buns immediately pointed his head.

"That's more than today, my dad took me with Mommy to eat big lobsters~"

Shen Yichong: "..."

This woman has brainwashed her son again!

On the road for an hour and a half, the father and son talked about the kindergarten and Mommy daily, and soon went to the stage of the program group.

When the door opened, Shen Yichong took the little buns to the ground and gave him a small hat and sunglasses, covering the important five senses, and then assuredly brought his son into the venue.

Five hundred spectators will need to check in one by one.

But they are holding invitations to the program group, but they don’t have to queue up from the gate, they can walk directly from the small door.

Can Shen Rui's little buns be led by Dad, only after a few steps, the steps will not move.

His black eyes flashed, staring at the uncles and aunts lined up in the lobby, and found that they had flashing lights and sticks in their hands.

"what is that?"

The little buns raised their heads directly and asked their father.

The white fingers poked his trouser legs and pointed at the things in everyone's hands.

Shen Yichong has become accustomed to being poked and pulled by his mother and son.

When he looked up, he calmly replied, "Lights, light sticks."

The little buns squinted and the white face was stunned.

“It should be used,” Shen Yi Chong told him patiently. “Some fans, like a star, will hold this kind of light board with their name and support them under the stage. Because the light card and the light stick are both It’s very eye-catching, so you can see the stars on the stage and see them at a glance.”

The little buns suddenly opened their mouths and revealed a horrified expression.

It turns out that there is such a stuff! ?

He has been searching for Mommy's video on the tablet, but he has never seen it!

The wet buns of the small buns are more sticky to the people in the queue.

Hate can not be attached to this one light card!

Mommy's name, he can't write.

But the voice search has been many times, and it is familiar!

He looked around and suddenly his bun was red.

"Dad, there is no mommy name here!"

"Dad, we didn't make a light card for Mommy!"

"Dad, what to do!"

The small eager eager three-in-one question directly asked Shen Yi Chong.

Even, because the buns are anxious, the tricks are uncontrollably loud, and the almost three-in-one dad asks questions, which instantly attracts the attention of many people on the scene!

The "Stage" program started as a fan gathering place for several traffic stars.

However, since Meng Xinyu was imprisoned, with the release of the first-phase program, Yu Yaoyao’s fans turned out to be almost half of the audience.

Many people are actually my family Y too powder, or YY powder.

But their light cards are not the real name of Yu Yaoyao.

So the buns are not recognized.

But when he shouted, he was recognized by the "My wife and I" powder.

"Hey, is this the little sister?"

"Great White Snake! It's him!"

"Too cute, do you want to give Mommy the son of the light card?"

"Hey, I want to take a photo~"

The little buns had not reacted yet, and Shen Yi Chong blackened his face and hugged it from the ground.

Under the protection of the security guard, the door directly enters the background.

"father……"

The little buns pout.

"Everyone else, Mommy doesn't..."

Listen, don't mention how small it is.

Shen Yicun heard the mouth straight and pumped.

"The few YYYs, with the Y letter, are all your mom's support."

"Ah... then we didn't give Mommy a sign, Dad..."

When the little buns are heard, they are even more depressed.

Shen Yichong felt that he was big.

"...Let you Uncle Lin buy it."

Finally, I saw that half an hour before the start of the game, Shen Lin was sweating, and finally paid a lot of money to find someone to help Yu Yaoyao (love).

He bought a bunch of colorful light sticks, and even he was very delicate. He also smartly bought two shiny dog ​​ears in the small street vendors at the stage.

What an assistant needs to do is to reach all the needs for the boss, even if the boss does not say anything.

Sure enough, after Shen Lin went back, the little buns smiled and instantly became a seam.

In particular, the two dog ears also emit yellow light, which is particularly conspicuous in a group of auditoriums. He is very happy to wear it.

"Thank you, Uncle Lin~"

"This way Mommy is very far away and can see me."

The little buns were happy with their cheeks red.

Going inside the venue, and then wearing sunglasses, affecting the line of sight.

When Shen Yichong helped him to take down the small sunglasses, he changed his mask, and in the end he must cover his son's facial features.

After the meeting, the camera is likely to shake them.

Their seat is a family area.

Shen Yichong sat there, his face indifferent, and the surrounding excitement seemed to be distinct.

He is not close to his face, and his expression becomes soft only when he listens to his son.

For the first time today, Shen Rui Xiao Baozi went to the scene to watch the live performance of his mother with so many people.

He used to be able to watch it on a tablet.

Usually, even if he asks Dad, take him to see Mommy’s work, and because his kindergarten is late for school, Mommy has already got off work when he goes.

So today, the little buns are watching the stage staff getting ready, he is more excited than anyone else.

Sitting on the bench, falling to the feet on the ground, he swayed happily in the air.

After a while, I was excited to take out his small telescope and look at it on the stage.

"Dad, when is Mommy coming out?"

"To see the draw, your mommy may be the last to appear."

When Shen Yi Chong thought about it, he replied to his son and helped him sort out the collar.

Now Yuyao Yao’s popularity has long surpassed the second place of Qiu Dajian, even more popular than Meng Xin’s popularity before the snow.

According to the program routine, she should be the finale.

When the little buns heard the last, they pouted in disappointment.

It’s been so long...

He immediately turned his small body and looked at the small bag on the chair.

Open it and watch it carefully for a while.

Shen Yi Chong could not help but faintly touched his son's head.

"There is everything in the background."

"If your mother is missing something, she will contact us."

His heart is sour.

When the son turned around, he became Yuyao Yao’s close-fitting cotton jacket.

But she estimated that even the diaper did not know how to change.

Shen Rui buns heard this, but he let out a sigh of relief. "That daddy, your mobile phone should always be on~"

He does not have a mobile phone.

Mommy has something, just call Dad.

He didn't feel relieved. He still looked at Shen Yichong's hand and looked at his mobile phone. No, there is no signal.

Shen Yi Chong was a bit funny and good.

At 9:00 in the morning, the final official broadcast began.

At the beginning, the host took the stage and organized the players to draw lots.

Many viewers who pay attention to the "stage" from beginning to end, as well as fans of the players, are always in front of the computer.

Many people are hot and hot:

[Hey, can't go to the scene, my big sword brother, just want to see you! ]

[YYY, I saw her at a glance! ]

[Ha ha ha, I just came to see my home Y too ~]

[Wow, don’t leave the lens, my home Y is so beautiful today! Don't remove the lens! ]

The top 12 players on the stage all stood in turn.

Standing next to Yu Yaoyao, Qiu Dajian, who later firmly occupied the second place.

He is a famous handsome young man with a tall figure, a handsome face, and a pair of small dimples when he smiles. He is definitely a kind and handsome neighbor.

Next to Qiu Dajian, is the third place, Chen Ruixi, who is known as the little jade girl.

After she was in the golden age of the port area, she looks like a similar figure. The beautiful eyes are brought with a reiki. Standing on the stage is a natural scenery.

The other nine players who entered the finals were also handsome and temperamental.

However, compared with Yu Yaoyao, they are all eclipsed.

I usually watched the contest of each player separately, and the audience did not find it.

But today they stand together and almost everyone has to admit a fact.

Yu Yaoyao, she is really beautiful to let all the other players, it seems to have lost color!

Because of the performance topic, it is not certain.

She is still wearing a casual dress from home, a small yellow flower dress with a white knit cardigan.

It's simple, there are no accessories, no heavy makeup.

However, she smiled at the audience, but suddenly became the focus of the audience.

Suddenly, other players who are exquisitely dressed and dressed up have become her foil.

Everyone couldn't help but focus on Yu Yaoyao's body, attracted by her sly smile, beautiful to glowing little face.

[I used to like this beauty... sweat. ]

[This smile is a bit beautiful! ]

[She seems to be laughing at who is facing. ]

The audience quickly followed the moving camera lens and saw the man who was sitting on the stage with a sturdy man, and a cute little boy who was excited to wave on the stage but with a mask.

[She is laughing at her husband and her children! Hey, Shen Bo! And my cute, hey! ]

[Follow the network cable, I want to climb over and take this little doll away! ]

[Cute buns, also with dog ears! A lovely family of three~]

[Only I think that Shen’s face is serious and his wife is slave, is it too funny? ]

Some viewers of "The Stage" still don't know the variety show "I and Wife". At this moment, I feel that the amount of comments on the barrage is very large.

Many people were curious on the barrage and were forced to eat another big wave of Amway.

[Go to see "Wife"! A funny family that absolutely sprouts! ]

[The first issue is simply laughing at me~ I am waiting for the second period, I am bored to see Yuyao Yao’s finals, I don’t want to see anyone else!]

[Strong push! Xiao Yan is my dish! ]

[Shen is always dressed and thin, undressed with flesh; appearance man, inner wife and slave, hahahaha! ]

[Blowing this show, I have watched it three times! ]

[Mobile wallpaper, has been replaced by my home Y too read the screenshot of the script, la la la ~]

A bunch of people frantically recommended on the barrage.

Finally, the final draw of the "Stage" was quickly completed in the non-stop barrage.

Unsurprisingly, Yu Yaoyao played in the twelfth place.

Qiu Dajian, first place.

Xiaoyu female, sixth.

Zhao Xiaomeng, eighth place...

Soon the host found the black man to play, and brought the players one by one into the black house.

"The form of our final performance requires each player to play in their own small black house."

"There is nothing in the little black room, there is only one electronic screen, and we will put the topic on the screen later."

“Everyone, in turn, performs by topic and is voted on-site and by live broadcasters.”

“There are three groups of questions.”

"Everyone settled in the little black house first, we are ready to start."

The live audience and the audience present quickly passed the screen and saw the small black house in the background.

The little black house is a small independent room.

There are only four empty walls and a chair that can sit down, as well as a question screen.

Soon, Yu Yaoyao’s fans took the lead in laughing at the barrage.

[This chair, must be specifically for my family Y too? ]

[Ha ha ha, standing tired... the legs will be unconscious, you have to sit... still rely on the back...]

[Proper division, you must have heard only half! My goddess sister, actually prefer to lie down! Lounge chair, or bed, you know it! ]

Shen Yi Chong was at the scene, and suddenly the sleeves were tight.

Looking down, I found that the little buns gently pulled his clothes.

There is a little mourning on the little guy's face.

It was hard to come to the scene and made a bright light card, but Mommy was taken to the room to perform.

Twelve rooms are played in order.

He can't always see Mommy's performance.

The little buns wrote all the emotions on the depressed face.

Shen Yichong immediately understood.

"When the end is over, Dad asks the program group to take all the videos."

"For a moment, your mommy will definitely come to the stage again, and you will see her live performance."

Shen Yichong did not know the game group's game style beforehand, and he could only comfort his son.

Shen Rui's little buns nodded and looked at the screen cleverly and seriously, as if he was afraid of missing the performance of Mommy.

Shen Yichong holds a small buns and lets him sit on his lap so that he can clearly see the screen and will not be covered by the uncle in front.

Soon, with the scene of a whistling tone creating a tense atmosphere, the screen was cut into the first room.

The little buns also raised their heads nervously.

On the electronic screen of the first Qiu Dajian room, there was a problem immediately.

# Within a minute, say a joke, and cry. #

In an instant, the audience is quiet.

All the viewers who saw the topic were shocked.

Cry, this is not new to the newcomers who are born in the class.

But what about jokes and tears?

Just when everyone was shocked, Qiu Dajian’s face was also obviously sluggish.

However, the timer did not give him a chance to be in a daze.

Countdown to a minute, has fallen to 58 seconds!

Qiu Dajian sighed.

Suddenly he lowered his head and spent two or three seconds before he raised his head again.

Speaking of the screen and the camera lens, at the very slow speed of speech, the first sentence of the joke.

"In the past... there are... seats... mountains..."

It took him nearly twenty seconds to finish the words.

However, when it comes to the word mountain, there are already flowing tears in his eyes.

Finally, watching the time clear, he finished the joke in the last five seconds with a quick speech.

Tears have already flowed out.

[Big Sword, you are too smart! Mom loves you! ]

[My brother is too showy~]

[The tears look so handsome, let my wife hurt so much~]

The big sword powder on the barrage is very excited.

Even the audience was a warm applause, giving back to Qiu Dajian’s witty performance.

When Shen Yi Chong glanced at it, he slammed to Shen Lin next to him.

"Is he ready to change jobs?"

Shen Lin squatted, but quickly answered, "I will follow up."

Immediately, the performance of Qiu Dajian was over and the room screen switched to the next one.

This time, the same topic, but the second female player was anxiously flushed, and finally not only the jokes were stuttering, but also could not cry.

On the other hand, after a minute has passed, she seems to realize that her performance is extremely poor, and her emotions are sore and crying, which makes people feel embarrassed.

......

One player after another, each of them completed this topic, and it was quite difficult.

On the one hand, there is time limit, and it is surrounded by the lens at the game site. The players are nervous and it is not easy to cry.

On the other hand, the humor of jokes, as well as the sad sentiments that need to be brewed, are contrary to each other, increasing the difficulty of crying.

But soon in the wait of the fans, the camera went to Yuyao Yao's room.

Her clean and beautiful face suddenly appeared on the big screen and live video, causing a beautiful and beautiful screen.

However, she was surprised to see the topic in front of her.

[Oh, eat it, live the stuffing! ]

[To tell the truth, on acting, Yu Yaoyao cannot be the first! ]

[Wait for watching the show! ]

The negative voice suddenly became a sudden rise.

The YY powder on the barrage, just wanted to violently destroy the group of provocative guys, but found the small face of Yu Yaoyao on the screen, Yingying dropped a string of tears.

In turn, they stayed!

Put it on the keyboard, and prepare your stunned fingers to stop!

"a joke."

"Speak a joke."

Yu Yaoyao read the title text on the screen seriously and seriously, and the tears fell like the broken pearls.

"I am finished."

She stopped and wiped her tears.

All the audience, and they all lived and licked their ears.

Then, half a mile -

There is a shocking haha ​​body, brushing the screen on the barrage.

[Sao operation, hahaha! ]

[V5!]