Dilo looked at the rich food on the table and began to swallow. The weird man looked at her and then snapped his fingers behind him. Immediately a pair of white gloves flew out and carried a chair behind her.
"Oh, you little wretch, you must be very hungry! Eat something while it's hot, just like me, ah woo He took a bite at the chicken leg in his hand, and then dropped it on the ground. The gravy dripped down his chin on the white scarf. He sucked his finger, and then put both legs on the long table.
"You look really beautiful without clothes on, but it's obviously not very polite to the ladies. It must be my donkey head steward who made a mistake. How can you be so rude?"
Then he snapped his fingers. Suddenly, dilo was wearing a new and bright gorgeous dress, which was similar to that of the imperial nobles. It was full of fringes and pendants.
"That's perfect! By the way, let's continue the topic just now! Where are you from The man put his hands on the armrest of the chair, and then began to do up and down support ups and downs.
Dilo is taking advantage of this time, eat up, the food on this table, only she was also a wine party in the morning breeze was lucky to taste.
"Aha! I guessed it He suddenly released his hand and fell heavily on the chair. Then he jumped up and kicked over all the utensils on the table in front of him, and started a tap dance on that table.
"You must have come from that world. You must have a companion. His mother's bottom is like a foul sewer. His father's bottom is like a lizard's tail that has been soaked for decades. Then their offspring still laugh at you."
Dilo puffed her cheeks and swallowed the food in her mouth. She wiped her mouth with a tablecloth, and then said, "this gentleman, I just got here when I got lost. Some old guy told me to come here. Although I don't know what the other party wants, it seems that he didn't mention it."
"Oh?" The man stopped the dance and sat back.
"That must be my servant! Damn, he must be lost, or he will come here in person. Next time I see him, I will pull his head off and sit on it all day. Oh no, then he will take this opportunity to bite my big white butt. He has been salivating for my chrysanthemum for a long time! "
Dilo subconsciously thinks that the person in front of her is the same as her. She just likes the way the other person speaks!
"He should have wanted to tell you some news, but he left in a hurry. He should have forgotten to bring some keepsake."
"Keepsake? I see. It must be a treasure map. When I got there, I opened it and saw that there was only a pair of underpants covered with feces and urine. Or it's a mantra, such as turning a stone into a moving salted fish, which tastes like namila mushroom, or it's a picture full of ugly lies, a rich businessman of Yalong people and his mistress fooling around on the boat, my God! I like that kind of thing too much. It's like a tail. Do you have that kind of model
Dilo opened her hand and said she had nothing, even the dagger her mother gave her. When she was sent here, she had nothing on her body. For a time, she thought that all her things were hidden in her stomach, but she tried to feel it with her hands. As a result, in addition to the pain, there was a sense of urination, but it was very shy to be naked in the wild.
She is very grateful to this person for inviting her to have a big meal here, but she has something very important to do!
"Hello, sir. I don't know your name yet. My name is dilo. Well, it's my mother's daughter!"
The man rubbed his nose, then a carp jumped up from the chair, and then stepped on the back of the chair with both feet, making a highly difficult somersault.
"Ha ha, dear Dillo, I'm sergra, the crazy devil! Welcome to my site, but now it is not my site, it should be said that it is in the dreamland of peragios' consciousness, but everything here is real! Look at the flowers and plants around here and the food in front of you. I used my own strength to move in from the outside. In other words, he and I have been good friends for many years, but recently, his situation is not good. "
"Do you need me to do something?" dilo asked as she ate? I've eaten so much of your food that I need to pay for it! But I have nothing. "
Sergra tilted his head to look at dilo. His head was hanging around his neck, then he turned 360 degrees, and then he bounced back like a spring.
"Aha! Great, you are here to help me solve the problem, but I don't think you can help me, but for your sincerity, I'll think it over! "
Then he turned over and put his hands in his crotch. After a while of groping, he suddenly sat down on the chair, and then the whole person jumped up. Behind his buttocks, there was a gray stick with two weird faces on the top, just like sergra himself."Yo, roar, originally here, no wonder there is always something wriggling in my chrysanthemum. I thought it was the slug like thing in front of me that crawled in by myself. Do you think it will lead to my own pregnancy if I do this?"
Dilo scratched her little head. She still didn't understand what the man said. She seemed to have heard everything the other person said, but mixed together, she didn't know the meaning.
"It seems you don't understand. Forget it, this thing, hey!" He pulled the stick out of his butt and put it in his hand to smell it.
"Fresh taste! Guess what it looks like? Is it my fish stick or wabajack? "
Dilo replied without thinking, "yubangbang!"
"Aha! You are really a little genius. This thing is really my fish stick. It's called wabajack. It can be used regardless of gender. But I still advise you to use it carefully. After all, if you get it, I will still have a reaction, so you must treat it well. "
Sergra carefully placed the stick in dilo's hand, while her little hand was still covered with grease and cream.
"Well! I don't mind, but you'd better clean your hands! " As he said this, he ran his fingers around, and a stream of water washed through dilo's hands. Her hands became clean again.
"I must treat my wabajack well, be careful not to touch, and be responsible for the things that may fall from some place!"